EVERY GAME OF THRONES EVER is a Smosh main channel video.
Game of Thrones is one of the most popular shows ever and if you've seen one episode, you've seen 'em all! Take too many similar plot-lines, throw in a lot of killing, a bunch of snow, a mountain of boobs, and you have yourself a Sunday night on HBO.
The video starts with a soldier (Keith Leak II) sending a message to Petyr 'Littlefinger' Baelish (Ian Hecox). He says that the soldier's spies has informed him a secret alliance between the Tullys and the Buckless, and that they must discuss at once. Baelish replies that they must report at the whorehouse. The soldier disagrees but Baelish persuades him by telling him that the boobs of the prostitutes will distract them from the boring plot they are in. The soldier eventually comes with him.
The first clip shows Jaime Lannister and Brienne of Tarth (Joe Bereta and another actor) having a swordfight until Lord Stannis Baratheon (Noah Grossman) and Melisandre (Olivia Sui) come toward them and interrupt. Stannis introduces himself but Jaime and Brienne are in confusion thinking about Stannis' name. Stannis says he was the brother of Robert Baratheon who had died. Jaime and Brienne are still in confusion thinking Stannis was the brother of Renly Baratheon.
The second clip shows Jaime (Anthony Padilla) and King Tommen (Noah Grossman). Jaime says to Tommen that they should have the "talk". Tommen, knowing that Jaime means sex, insists that he already knows about it. Jaime tells Tommen to tell him what it is. Tommen replies saying sex is when a brother and a sister really like each other. But when the son born of incest dies, the brother and sister in the incestuous relationship have sex next to the dead son's corpse. Jaime tells Tommen that he has grown fast and tells him that his mother/sister would be proud.
The third clip shows Jaime, Brienne, Stannis, and Melisandre (Noah Grossman, Joe Bereta, Olivia Sui and the other actor). The warriors are still complaining which was Stannis' brother, either Renly or Oberyn. Stannis points out that he was the angry older brother. Jamie and Brienne are still confused.
The fourth clip shows a slave trader and Daenerys Targaryen. The slave trader tells Daenerys that her dragons are running out of control. However, Daenerys does not see the evidence of that and then one of her dragons burns the slave trader to death.
The fifth clip shows four new recruits of the Night's Watch and Jon Snow (Ian Hecox). Jon Snow welcomes them to The Watch. Jon says that it's cold all the time, everyone is an asshole, "ice zombies" are coming to kill them, Wildlings are trying to eat them, they are almost running out of food, no one gets paid, all members should wear black clothing, and majority of them will die. Before he leaves, Jon states that they are never allowed to have sex. The four new recruits are against the rule and leave, while Jon insists on making them stay by saying "Crows before hoes!" but to no avail.
The sixth clip shows Jaime, Brienne, Stannis, and Melisandre (Noah Grossman, Joe Bereta, Olivia Sui and the other actor) still arguing. Stannis tries to let Jaime and Brienne know he is Lord Stannis and that he worships the God of Fire. However, the two still don't remember though. Melisandre comes up and bares her breasts in front of Jaime and Brienne to make them remember. However, Jaime isn't surprised, clarifying that everyone in the show has bared their breasts and that it doesn't help. Melisandre was offended by the comment until Jaime apologizes.
The seventh clip shows a captain (Ian Hecox) and a lieutenant (Anthony Padilla). The lieutenant tells the boss they are close to victory. However, the captain is afraid that they will die because usually, when they are about to win, they get killed. Suddenly, the captain is hit on the neck by an archer.
The scene suddenly shifts to a meeting in HBO. The executive (Keith Leak II) asks George R.R. Martin (Director Ryan Todd) if the general dies soon. The executive isn't satisfied and tells Martin the plot is boring. Martin claps his hands and dancers (Brittni Barger, Olivia Sui, Felicia Cowley, Courtney Miller) enter the door. The executive was satisfied and renews the show for three more seasons before dancing along while humming the theme.
After the HBO clip, Martin (Director Ryan Todd) sings a song about his food in the tune of the Game of Thrones theme.
- "Hey guys, uh..George told me that if you don't click that subscribe button, he's gonna kill my favorite character."