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Dracula's Time Machine is the second episode of the Shut Up! Cartoons series Teleporting Fat Guy.

Brief Synopsis: Robbie, Oliver and Dad-in-a-jar visit Dracula's castle to use the only other time-travelling device on Earth.



After Bart Reynolds stole his time-travelling Power Glove, kidnapped his girlfriend and ruined his birthday party, Robbie, his robot honey badger Oliver and his dad in a jar have tracked down the only time machine on Earth. Only trouble is it's high in Dracula's Transylvanian castle tower.


Robbie, Oliver and Robbie's father (in an ash jar) try to find another time machine which was in Dracula's castle. Dracula is nice and lends the time machine, but Bart Reynolds destroys it and kills Dracula.


Make sure you join us next time when we see how the hell Robbie plans on getting his time-travelling Power Glove back. Now that he's destroyed the only other time machine on Earth and, yeah, he can save his girlfriend before she French kisses Bart.


  • It is revealed Oliver is a fan of Bart Reynolds.
  • The red time machine is likely based on the TARDIS from Doctor Who.
  • It is possible that Bart Reynolds killing Dracula with a whip is a reference to Castlevania.



<tabber> |-| Season 1=

Teleporting Fat Guy

Worst Birthday Ever / Dracula's Time Machine / Chinese Monster Attacks! / Biggest Fear / A New Hope / Genghis Khan Attacks! / Hitler & His Robot Unicorn / Evil Monopoly Man / Chuck Norris Changes History / Saving the Universe |-| Season 2= Teleporting Fat Guy

First Day of the Rest of My Life / So You're Like My Girlfriend, Right? / I Am King of the Nerds / The Un-Assassination of a High School President / The Haunted House on the Moon / My Dad Needs a Body Like Really Really Bad / The End of P.E / Detention / The School Play / The Prom |-| Season 3= Teleporting Fat Guy
Back From Hell / Oliver's Killshot / The Warlord / The Jar's Half Full / Entering the Lost Levels / The Lost Levels / Killing Baby Bart / Robbie Loses His Mind / The Return of the Teleporting Fat Guy / The End