Plot
Universe #1
Oishi told Noodles that there was a bird. Noodles stretched out his tongue and ate the bird giving him its powers. Mr. Crawford saw Noodles and says to Oishi, "No pets. Take him home." Oishi apologized but says that Noodles isn't like any pet. She also said that he is the key holder keeping the universe in it's place. If Noodles gets separated from Oishi, divides faith which will trap them in an endless battle causing chaos. Noodles even shows Mr. Crawford what the universe would look like if they were separated; however, Mr. Crawford doesn't care about Noodles and gives Oishi detention.
At detention, Oishi asks Mr. Crawford when she can leave to be a savior for reality. Mr. Crawford says to her that she can go if she learned her lesson about not bringing pets to school. Oishi didn't agree because the very fabric of time is at stake. Noodles started to poop what looks like a pink marshmallow and ate it. Mr. Crawford didn't believe in Oishi even though he is dooming people in an endless battle of wills and Oishi has to stay in detention for all eternity. The narrator tells the audience that it is how endless war all start. He tells Oishi to save her guardian of the universe and that Mr. Crawford began a stand off that could never end. After centuries of detention, there was a destruction to the universe. After that, the universe was born and destroyed over and over again. The only spirits to see the origins of the next universe is for the ones who couldn't end until the problem has been solved.
Universe #5
(The other three is seen being reborn and then destroyed.)
Oishi told Noodles that there was a bird. Noodles stretched out his tongue and ate the bird giving him its powers. Mr. Crawford saw Noodles and says to Oishi, "No pets. Take him home." Oishi apologizes, but said that Noodles like any pet. After hearing that, Mr. Crawford Noodles sees pooping what looks like a pink marshmallow.
At detention, Oishi says to Mr. Crawford that he is dooming people in an endless battle of wills. However, Mr. Crawford didn't believe Oishi, she has to stay in detention for all eternity and the whole universe is destroyed again.
Universe #6
Oishi told Noodles that there was a bird. Noodles stretched out his tongue and ate the bird giving him its powers. Mr. Crawford saw Noodles and says to Oishi, "No pets. Take him home." Oishi tells the chemistry teacher that Noodles is a guide dog and Mr. Crawford saw Noodles picking his nose and putting the booger in his left eye.
At detention, Mr. Crawford says to Oishi that she has to stay in detention for all eternity. After that, the whole universe is destroyed again.
Universe #7
Noodles has the bird's powers after eating it. Mr. Crawford saw Noodles and says to Oishi, "No pets. Take him home." Oishi called Mr. Crawford a f***ing dick and Noodles pointed his two middle fingers at Mr. Crawford.
At detention, Mr. Crawford says to Oishi that she has to stay in detention for all eternity. After that, the whole universe is destroyed again.
Universe #8
Oishi didn't want to get into detention again; so she started cursing, stretched out her tongue which looked liked Noodle's, and ate the bird. Mr. Crawford was disgusted about Oishi.
At detention, Mr. Crawford says to Oishi that she has to stay in detention for all eternity. After that, the whole universe is destroyed again.
Universe #9
Noodles has the bird's powers after eating it. Mr. Crawford saw Noodles and says to Oishi, "No pets. Take him home." Oishi copied what he said for all eternity. After that, the whole universe is destroyed again.
Universe #10
Oishi told Noodles that there was a bird. Noodles stretch out his tongue, but Oishi told Noodles to not do that and grabbed his tongue. The bird flew away and pooped on the sidewalk of the school. Mr. Crawford saw Noodles and says to Oishi, "No pets. Take him..." while slipping on bird poop. A student think Mr. Crawford is dead; after hearing that, Oishi and Noodles celebrate their victory.
Trivia
Shut Up! Opening
- "Noodles look a bird. SHUT UP! Cartoons hahahaha."
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