Changes: DISNEY STAR WARS

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DISNEY STAR WARS is a Smosh video uploaded January 4, 2013.

Brief Syponsis: Disney makes its own franchise about Star Wars.

Trailer

The narrator states that in November 2012, Disney bought the rights to the Star Wars franchise and remade the original Star Wars trilogy. This is the first trailer.

The narrator says "The people who have brought you Aladdin and The Lion King brings a new out-of-this-world adventure. In a galaxy, far-far away, long ago, a young farm boy has the dreams of being something greater."

Luke Skywalker (Ian) sings (in a parody of "Part of Your World" from The Little Mermaid) about being with Jedi and see them kill people.

At the launch center, the narrator talks about the reimagined characters that more kooky and fun. Luke liked the ship trying it was the best with C-3PO (played by Chris Tucker) which the robot doesn't want to go into outer space, but Luke thought it was joking. Luke also goes with R2-D2 (voiced by Nicholas Cage) which the actor said the role he plays as and talks like a robot.

The narrator also says that Luke will make a bunch of new friends on his journey. Luke runs with Han Solo (Anthony) which he told Luke to hop on his Millennium Falcon. Luke agreed and ran off until he saw the falcon was actually a giant chicken. The chicken told Luke to jump on his back. Ian didn't want to do it until the chicken about getting on his back in a possessed voice which Luke got scared.

As the chicken was flying, the narrator said that against all odds, they'll go on an adventure to save Princess Leia.

In the Death Star, Han Solo tells Luke and Leia to get inside the vault he opened. In the vault, Leia thanked Luke for saving her and gave him a kiss on the cheek. However, C-3PO didn't like the fact that Luke actually kissed his sister which the others laughed. Luke stopped laughing after realizing that Leia's his sister.

The narrator also said that the movie features the twenty-eight original songs from the Grammy Awards winner, Elton John. When Luke travels together with Vader, Vader sings a song about showing Luke the galaxy and that it is sparkling, shimmering, and has splendor. Luke felt strange due to Vader's breathing and how Vader touched him. All of the sudden, R2-D2 appears in the backseat wanting to stop in a drive-thru to get a peach.

The narrator also said about a new song by Randy Newman from Toy Story fame (in a parody of "You've got a Friend in Me" from "Toy Story"). A song that is beening played while Drath Vader uses his force shows how Drath Vader in him which Luke is being thrown by Vader into the wall and breaking a sack of creates. The song even shows Vader using his lightsaber to chop off Luke's arm and use the force to drop a pipe on his head because Vader has the force. Luke states "I love you, dad", despite the fact he's bleeding.

The narrator tells the viewers to get ready to fall in love with Star Wars all over again. Jabba the Hutt sings a song (in the parody of "Be Our Guest" from "Beauty and the Beast") about the people being their guest, give Luke a rest, and to jump in the sarlacc pit so it can eat and digest. However, C-3PO states "Oh hell no I ain't jumping into a sarlacc pit!", but Luke and Han laughed at it, Jabba raised his middle finger, and Leia pushed the droid in the sarlacc. When C-3PO fell in, R2-D2 told 3PO that while he's down there, to look for clues to find Benjamin Franklin's penis.

The narrator even said that they brought back Jar Jar. Near the entrance of the tower, Jar Jar appears saying that he's the best character ever. Luke then decapitates him with his lightsaber. The narrator was actually just actually kidding and he says f**k that guy which Luke, Han, and Princess Leia start to stab him to death with lightsabers and shooting him with a blaster, laughing as they do it.

Two Star Wars fans (Ian and Anthony) noticed that Disney screwed up Star Wars, but they still want to see the movie. Anthony bought tickets, Ian bought the lunchbox of the movie, and Anthony bought Leia's slave bra.

Alternate Scene #1

Christopher Walken plays R2-D2. The difference is when C-3PO falls in the Sarlacc pit, R2-D2 says, "C-3P, oh snap!

Alternate Scene #2

Bane plays as R2-D2. The difference is thatched he appears behind Drath Vader and Luke Skywalker, he says, "Aaaaaw, is daddy issues would be your reckoning." and after C-3PO falls in the sarlacc pit, R2-D2 says, "Oh, C-3PO going into the dark place. I was born in it."

Alternate Scene #3

When Nick Cage as R2-D2 was on the ship, he said, "The excellence clue was discovered by Bejamin Franklin before Harriet Tubman passed it on Martin Luther King.

Alternate Scene #4

Russel Brand plays as R2-D2. The difference is that on the ship, he says his name after talking like a robot; when he was in the backseat behind Luke and Vader, he say, "Oo, somebody's got daddy issues, how about a cuddle?"; and when C-3PO fell down the sarlacc pit, he said, "Good luck with the pit 3PO, it reminds me of Katie Sandhole."

Script

DISNEY STAR WARS/Script

Trivia/Goofs/Notes

This is the first Smosh video released in 2013.

This is the 3rd episode that stars Darth Vader, the first was VADER AND ME!, the second was If Movies Were Real 2.
There is a running gag where C-3PO would say "Oh hell no I/you ain't (insert phrase having to do with what is currently going on)!"

At the beginning of the video, Tatooine and its suns are in a position to look like Mickey Mouse
In a following scene, when Luke Skywalker and Han Solo are riding the bird, there is a cloud shaped like a penis in the upper left corner of the screen.
Disney Channel premiered the movie Tangled the same day.
The Star Wars lunchbox is just a Star Wars lunchbox with the Disney Star Wars logo written on it.
The day after this video, Star Wars The Clone Wars on Cartoon Network released their 100th episode.
A chicken as the Millenium Falcon probably refers to Chicken Little.

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"Thanks for subscribing. Augh, slave Leia's bra is starting to chafe my nipple hair."

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Shut Up! Opening

"I'm George Lucas, and I'm a god. SHUT UP!"

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 As the chicken was flying, the narrator said that against all odds, they'll go on an adventure to save Princess Leia.
-In Vader's starship, Han Solo tells Luke and Leia to get inside the vault he opened. In the vault, Leia thanked Luke for saving her and gave him a kiss on the cheek. However, C-3PO didn't like the fact that Luke actually kissed his sister which the others laughed. Luke stopped laughing after realizing that Leia's his sister.
+In the Death Star, Han Solo tells Luke and Leia to get inside the vault he opened. In the vault, Leia thanked Luke for saving her and gave him a kiss on the cheek. However, C-3PO didn't like the fact that Luke actually kissed his sister which the others laughed. Luke stopped laughing after realizing that Leia's his sister.
 The narrator also said that the movie features the twenty-eight original songs from the Grammy Awards winner, Elton John. When Luke travels together with Vader, Vader sings a song about showing Luke the galaxy and that it is sparkling, shimmering, and has splendor. Luke felt strange due to Vader's breathing and how Vader touched him. All of the sudden, R2-D2 appears in the backseat wanting to stop in a drive-thru to get a peach.
-The narrator also said about a new song by Randy Newman from ''Toy Story'' fame. A song that is beening played while Drath Vader uses his force shows how Drath Vader in him which Luke is being thrown by Vader into the wall and breaking a sack of creates. The song even shows Vader using his lightsaber to chop off Luke's arm and use the force to drop a pipe on his head because Vader has the force. Luke states "I love you, dad", despite the fact he's bleeding.
+The narrator also said about a new song by Randy Newman from ''Toy Story'' fame (in a parody of "You've got a Friend in Me" from "Toy Story").  A song that is beening played while Drath Vader uses his force shows how Drath Vader in him which Luke is being thrown by Vader into the wall and breaking a sack of creates. The song even shows Vader using his lightsaber to chop off Luke's arm and use the force to drop a pipe on his head because Vader has the force. Luke states "I love you, dad", despite the fact he's bleeding.
-The narrator tells the viewers to get ready to fall in love with Star Wars all over again. Jabba the Hutt sings a song about the people being their guest, give Luke a rest, and to jump in the sarlacc pit so it can eat and digest. However, C-3PO states "Oh hell no I ain't jumping into a sarlacc pit!", but Luke and Han laughed at it, Jabba raised his middle finger, and Leia pushed the droid in the sarlacc. When C-3PO fell in, R2-D2 told 3PO that while he's down there, to look for clues to find Benjamin Franklin's penis.
+The narrator tells the viewers to get ready to fall in love with Star Wars all over again. Jabba the Hutt sings a song (in the parody of "Be Our Guest" from "Beauty and the Beast") about the people being their guest, give Luke a rest, and to jump in the sarlacc pit so it can eat and digest. However, C-3PO states "Oh hell no I ain't jumping into a sarlacc pit!", but Luke and Han laughed at it, Jabba raised his middle finger, and Leia pushed the droid in the sarlacc. When C-3PO fell in, R2-D2 told 3PO that while he's down there, to look for clues to find Benjamin Franklin's penis.
 The narrator even said that they brought back Jar Jar. Near the entrance of the tower, Jar Jar appears saying that he's the best character ever. Luke then decapitates him with his lightsaber. The narrator was actually just actually kidding and he says f**k that guy which Luke, Han, and Princess Leia start to stab him to death with lightsabers and shooting him with a blaster, laughing as they do it.