Captain America is a fictional superhero appearing in Marvel Comics. Created by Joe Simon and Jack Kirby, he first appeared in Captain America Comics #1 from Marvel's predecessor Timely Comics. Captain America is the alter ego of Steve Rogers, a frail young man enhanced to the peak of human perfection by an experimental Super Soldier serum to aid the Allied efforts in World War II. Near the end of the war, he was trapped in ice and survived in suspended animation until he was revived in the present day, where operates as both an agent of SHIELD and the long-time leader of the Avengers. In the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Cap is played by Chris Evans and debuted in 2011's Captain America: The First Avenger.
The Avengers are on cocaine, including Tony Stark. Cap and Tony are on a rooftop and Tony is exclaiming how "awesome" the feeling of being high on cocaine is. Tony is so elated that he feels that he can fly. Cap warns him that he needs his suit for that, but the billionaire dismisses it and jumps, dying on impact with the ground.
Cap is standing with the rest of the Avengers as they talk about how nice it is to have their own movies.
Cap approaches Doctor Strange and asks the wizard for a prescription for some ibuprofen, claiming that he is sore from the fight against Thanos. Strange declines, tired of being asked for prescriptions, but relents and writes one for Cap (as well as for some oxycodone at the super soldier's request). Strange rudely hands the paper to Cap, who runs off to get his medication.
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