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Crushes On Satyrn is the ninth cartoon to air on the Shut Up! Cartoons series Planets.
Synopsis[]
The Planets get jealous when Saturn introduces her new boyfriend from massage therapy school.
Video[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xA0M06qvkc
<tabber> |-| Season 1=
Planets
Earth is Lost / Jupiter's Big Date / A Visit From the Stars / Earth Gets Sick / Dr. Uranus / What is Life? / The Talent Show / Age Ain't Nothin' But a Number / Crushes On Satyrn / Earth 2.0
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Season 2=
Planets
Earth's Question / The Ladies' Room / Moonkey Runs Away / Uranus Finds Love / Star Marriage / Earth Goes to School / The Hearth of Dark Matter / Sun Joins a Cult / Jupiter Goes to a Spa / Gas Vegas
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Season 3=
Planets
Shine & Punishment / The Hair Club For Planets / Cool Uranus / Spacemare / Pluto Gets a Better Offer / Earth-Like Planets / Venuscz Gets Deported / Fear of a Black Planet / The Science Fair / Earth's Parents