Chinese Monster Attacks! is the third cartoon of the Shut Up! Cartoons series Teleporting Fat Guy.
Brief Synopsis: Robbie and the gang go to China, get in a fight with some ninja pirates and meet the mysterious wise man Sheng Woo.
Plot[]
Previously[]
After accidentally destroying the only other time machine on Earth, Robbie, his dad in a jar and his robot honey badger Oliver had travelled to China to search for Sheng Woo the mythical master of the Power Glove.
Epilogue[]
Tune in next time when we will see if Robbie has what it takes to become a Power Glove master if Big Rob can lay off the booze and if Oliver's tail transforms into another stupid gun.
Shut Up! Opening[]
- "If given the chance, I really think we could be friends. SHUT UP! Cartoons!"
- —{{{2}}}
Video[]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciAFbmtQ-SM
<tabber> |-| Season 1=
Teleporting Fat Guy
Worst Birthday Ever / Dracula's Time Machine / Chinese Monster Attacks! / Biggest Fear / A New Hope / Genghis Khan Attacks! / Hitler & His Robot Unicorn / Evil Monopoly Man / Chuck Norris Changes History / Saving the Universe
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Season 2=
Teleporting Fat Guy
First Day of the Rest of My Life / So You're Like My Girlfriend, Right? / I Am King of the Nerds / The Un-Assassination of a High School President / The Haunted House on the Moon / My Dad Needs a Body Like Really Really Bad / The End of P.E / Detention / The School Play / The Prom
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Season 3=
Teleporting Fat Guy
Back From Hell / Oliver's Killshot / The Warlord / The Jar's Half Full / Entering the Lost Levels / The Lost Levels / Killing Baby Bart / Robbie Loses His Mind / The Return of the Teleporting Fat Guy / The End