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Chinese Monster Attacks! is the third cartoon of the Shut Up! Cartoons series Teleporting Fat Guy.

Brief Synopsis: Robbie and the gang go to China, get in a fight with some ninja pirates and meet the mysterious wise man Sheng Woo.



After accidentally destroying the only other time machine on Earth, Robbie, his dad in a jar and his robot honey badger Oliver had travelled to China to search for Sheng Woo the mythical master of the Power Glove.


Tune in next time when we will see if Robbie has what it takes to become a Power Glove master if Big Rob can lay off the booze and if Oliver's tail transforms into another stupid gun.

Shut Up! Opening

"If given the chance, I really think we could be friends. SHUT UP! Cartoons!"


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Teleporting Fat Guy

Worst Birthday Ever / Dracula's Time Machine / Chinese Monster Attacks! / Biggest Fear / A New Hope / Genghis Khan Attacks! / Hitler & His Robot Unicorn / Evil Monopoly Man / Chuck Norris Changes History / Saving the Universe |-| Season 2= Teleporting Fat Guy

First Day of the Rest of My Life / So You're Like My Girlfriend, Right? / I Am King of the Nerds / The Un-Assassination of a High School President / The Haunted House on the Moon / My Dad Needs a Body Like Really Really Bad / The End of P.E / Detention / The School Play / The Prom |-| Season 3= Teleporting Fat Guy
Back From Hell / Oliver's Killshot / The Warlord / The Jar's Half Full / Entering the Lost Levels / The Lost Levels / Killing Baby Bart / Robbie Loses His Mind / The Return of the Teleporting Fat Guy / The End