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'''Boxman 2.0 '''is [[Smosh]] video uploaded on April 16, 2010. |
'''Boxman 2.0 '''is [[Smosh]] video uploaded on April 16, 2010. |
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==Lyrics== |
==Lyrics== |
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''Walking down the street on a beautiful summer day<br />'' |
''Walking down the street on a beautiful summer day<br />'' |
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(Editor) "GOD DAMMIT, BOXMAN! NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOU SING THAT STUPID GIRLY SONG!<br />SING SOMETHING BETTER!" |
(Editor) "GOD DAMMIT, BOXMAN! NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOU SING THAT STUPID GIRLY SONG!<br />SING SOMETHING BETTER!" |
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''No, that's not me now, I'm Boxman version two<br />Out with the old box, in with the new<br />Don't expect a dance from me that's so overplayed<br />Boxman Dance time won't get me laid'' |
''No, that's not me now, I'm Boxman version two<br />Out with the old box, in with the new<br />Don't expect a dance from me that's so overplayed<br />Boxman Dance time won't get me laid'' |
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− | ''The old me would be polite and hold open doors<br />Not the new me, I'll walk past 'cause I'm hardcore<br />Hand me that paper |
+ | ''The old me would be polite and hold open doors<br />Not the new me, I'll walk past 'cause I'm hardcore<br />Hand me that paper'' |
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+ | N''o, I won't say please<br />''b''ecause I'm a BAMF, like Sue from Glee'' |
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''Which gang should I join? The Bloods or the Crips?<br />Why not combine the two? Purple is hip<br />(Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination)<br />Let's see that dinosaur's gang operation'' |
''Which gang should I join? The Bloods or the Crips?<br />Why not combine the two? Purple is hip<br />(Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination)<br />Let's see that dinosaur's gang operation'' |
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<p style="text-align:left;">{{Quote|Thanks for Subscribing! And download the song! You should watch bloopers at Smosh dot com! I wish I had something else to say! Then I would...have a better day!}}</p> |
<p style="text-align:left;">{{Quote|Thanks for Subscribing! And download the song! You should watch bloopers at Smosh dot com! I wish I had something else to say! Then I would...have a better day!}}</p> |
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==Shut Up! Opening== |
==Shut Up! Opening== |
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− | <p style="text-align:left;">{{Quote|The cat in the hat |
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==Video== |
==Video== |
Revision as of 08:21, 17 July 2019
Boxman 2.0 is Smosh video uploaded on April 16, 2010.
Brief Synopsis: Boxman has changed.
Lyrics
Walking down the street on a beautiful summer day
The wind blows
I return a man's toupé
I hold the door open for the man and his wife
Blue skies are the best time of my life-
(Editor) "GOD DAMMIT, BOXMAN! NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOU SING THAT STUPID GIRLY SONG!
SING SOMETHING BETTER!"
I'm a nice guy and get nothing in return but
Cut in line, mean mugged, smacked on the butt
By the way, saying "Good game" doesn't mean it's OK
Guy on guy butt slapping's really gay
No, that's not me now, I'm Boxman version two
Out with the old box, in with the new
Don't expect a dance from me that's so overplayed
Boxman Dance time won't get me laid
The old me would be polite and hold open doors
Not the new me, I'll walk past 'cause I'm hardcore
Hand me that paper
No, I won't say please
because I'm a BAMF, like Sue from Glee
Which gang should I join? The Bloods or the Crips?
Why not combine the two? Purple is hip
(Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination)
Let's see that dinosaur's gang operation
He's a Boxman version two
Everything you knew about him's now untrue
He's a Boxman two point oh
He's really badass like G.I. Joe
He's a Boxman in a gang
They make him do things that are insane
He's a Boxman as you can see
Breaking that table was really mean
So maybe gang life ain't all it's cracked up to be
Hanging out with old men who live at home just ain't for me
Oops Forgot to wear my undies
They all saw my box-butt and made fun of me
Stop, everybody put your hands in the air
There's a gang affair going on in here, I'm aware
Holy f**king s**t, I'm f**king out of here, man
I had nothing to do with any of their plans
Whoa, oh my God, dude, what the hell is all this?
Gangs play Pokemon? You can't be serious
Hey, is that a Snorlax? That card is super cool
I'll trade you for my Squirtle, Mewtwo, and Tentacruel
Now I'm a box living in a box on the street
All 'cause I wanted street cred from the industry
I don't care if people don't like what they see
If they got beef with me, they can go hump a tree
He's a Boxman version two
Everything you knew about him's now untrue
He's a Boxman two point oh
He really really really likes The Cosby Show
He's a Boxman acts like himself now
Doesn't try to act like the rest of the crowd
He's a Boxman now he's cleaner
But if you're a prick he'll kick your in the wiener
Trivia/Goofs
- This is most recent appearance of Boxman.
- Ian and Anthony take turns being Boxman, like when one is playing a different character. You can tell because their bodies are shaped differently.
- Ian is the original Boxman.
Subscription Ending
- "Thanks for Subscribing! And download the song! You should watch bloopers at Smosh dot com! I wish I had something else to say! Then I would...have a better day!"
- —{{{2}}}
Shut Up! Opening
- "The cat in the hat got fat in a mat (gibberish rhymes) - SHUT UP!"
- —{{{2}}}
Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEe5INfISy4