Boxman's Christmas (song)

"Boxman's Christmas"
Music information
Released	December 2006 (song) December 15, 2010 (album)
Length	2:51
Album	Sexy Album
Track listing	15
Music video	"Boxman's Christmas"
Attribution information
Writers	Ian Hecox Anthony Padilla
Vocals	Ian Hecox Anthony Padilla Unidentified girl (credited as "Fergie")
Album track listing
← Previous song	"Vader Is My Friend"
Next song →	"Christmas With Billy"
Song chronology
← Previous song	"Boxman"
Next song →	"Story Time with Sparky"

"Boxman's Christmas" is a song written and recorded by Ian Hecox and Anthony Padilla of Smosh. It was originally released in December 2006 at the same time of a music video of the same name, available for download on Smosh.com. It was later released as part of their first album, Sexy Album, on December 15, 2010.

Credits

• Writers — Ian Hecox, Anthony Padilla
• Vocals — Ian Hecox, Anthony Padilla, unidentified girl (credited as "Fergie")
• Music — "Lance Dean from Australia"

Composition

The song starts with a short except from the popular Christmas carol "Carol of the Bells" before switching to a beat more reminiscent of the previous Boxman song.

Lyrics

• Official
• Transcribed

LYRICS:
all I hear about is christmas spirit
f--- that s---, man, i don't wanna hear it
christmas as a box sucks and i fear it
not this time, i'm not gonna be near it

i need to find a way to get away from it all
the mountains would probably be a good call
only snow and trees is what i recall
i need to get there fast. oh s---, there's a wall

I'll tell you why I hate this time of the year
last christmas my family came to spread cheer
they gave me a bunch of gifts that teased me
none of the presents were aimed to please me

so that's why christmas is spent by myself
no more santa and his f---ing elf
but now i've reached my destination
and i can have fun without hesitation

(boxman / boxman's christmas / it's the boxman christmas / boxman christmas / boxman christmas)

hey man, why'd you hit my girlfriend for?
want me to flatten you, use you as a floor?
no, no, no, i was just trying to have fun
oh, you have a bat? well, i have a gun

calm down guys, no need to fight
i can give ya'll some --- tonight
that sounds pretty good, my hoe is right
yeah that's a great way to settle this plight

just hurry up and get into our ride
there is even some free candy inside
hey now, what are those shirts you're wearing
and what are those box cutters you're bearing

it was your kind that changed our life, you see
our family we killed in a box factory
now we'll remove you from history
look over there, i think i see bruce lee

now you see the kind of crap i go through
but now i look at life with a different view
my faith in my family's been rebuilt

at least they won't try to get me killed

Boxman:
All I hear about is Christmas spirit
F--- that s---, man, I don't wanna hear it
Christmas as a box sucks and I fear it
Not this time; I'm not gonna be near it
I need to find a way to get away from it all
The mountains would probably be a good call
Only snow and trees is what I recall
I need to get there fast. Oh sh--, there's a wall

I'll tell you why I hate this time of the year
Last Christmas my family came to spread cheer
They gave me a bunch of gifts that teased me
None of the presents were aimed to please me

So that's why Christmas is spent by myself
No more Santa and his f---ing elf
But now I've reached my destination
And I can have fun without hesitation

Chorus (by Ian):
Boxman
Boxman's Christmas
It's the Boxman Christmas
Boxman Christmas
Boxman Christmas

Guy:
Hey man, why'd you hit my girlfriend for?
Want me to flatten you, use you as a floor?

Boxman:
No, no, no, I was just trying to have fun
Oh, you have a bat? Well, I have a gun!

Girl:
Calm down guys, no need to fight
I can give ya'll some --- tonight

Guy:
That sounds pretty good, my hoe is right

Boxman:
Yeah that's a great way to settle this plight

Girl:
Just hurry up and get into our ride
There is even some free candy inside

Boxman:
Hey now, what are those shirts you're wearing?
And what are those box cutters you're bearing?

Guy:
It was your kind that changed our life, you see
Our family was killed in a box factory
Now we'll remove you from history

Boxman:
Look over there, I think I see Bruce Lee

Now you see the kind of crap I go through
But now I look at life with a different view
My faith in my family's been rebuilt

At least they won't try to get me killed

History

"Boxman's Christmas"

Boxman and a box-hating man in the music video.

A music video for "Boxman's Christmas" of the same name was released on December 15, 2006 on LiveVideo.com and December 19, 2006 on YouTube. It depicts Boxman, tired of the treatment he recieves from his family on Christmas, takes a trip to the mountains for a retreat. However, he encounters trouble from two box-hating partners, who try to kill him and chase him away. Returning home, Boxman concedes that, while his family does not treat him well, they would never try to kill him and embraces his family in a hug.

External links

• [1] on Smosh.com (content obsolete; backup link) (backup link)