BATMAN'S A BITCH, later retitled BATMAN'S A WIMP, is a Smosh video, uploaded on June 19, 2015.
Synopsis[]
Batman is one of the most beloved super heroes of all time. He has money and gadgets and is a beacon of hope for Gotham City, but it turns out, he's really just a little bitch.
Plot[]
Batman (Ian Hecox) and Robin (Anthony Padilla) are sleeping together in their bed. Robin feels that something was wrong with Batman, but Batman says that he's fine. He then realizes that due to the fact he was wearing a mask, he had not seen Batman's haircut and he tells this to Batman, who becomes upset and finally leaves their bed, telling Robin he will be sleeping on the couch.
"Batman!...'s a bitch" (music along with zooming in and out set of batwings appears on screen for the first time, which is shown throughout to separate the scenes)
Robin is then in a masonry-themed bathroom, putting the toilet seat down, and Batman peeks in and gets upset that Robin is not following flushing rules due to the drought in California.
Scene 3: Batman is at the top of a small slide, and once again humorously annoyed, says in his breathy voice, "***k that!"
Scene 4: Batman and Robin are hanging with fellow superheroes playing truth or dare. Batman states that he can only do truth. He is asked his secret identity and Batman declines to reveal it. Robin tells him to just do the dare and Batman gets very upset, gets up quickly and leaves.
Scene 5: Batman and Robin are at a cafe deciding what to eat.
[to be continued at a later date...donno when so never]
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Trivia[]
- This video was released 3 days before the release of the videogame, Batman: Arkham Knight, the fourth installment in the Batman: Arkham videogame franchise.
- The sequel was released slightly over a year later on July 1, 2016.
- The cafe Batman and Robin eat at is the same set used for other videos using a restaurant-like setting.
- During the truth or dare scene of the video, the Marvel character Iron Man is present, despite Batman, Robin, and Wonder Woman all being DC Comics characters.
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