Dumbledore is taking attendance for a class comprising of Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger. He later fantasizes about Ron and Harry sexually dancing for him and accidentally utters aloud a request that the schoolboys "fondle each others' nipples", much to the confusion of the students.
In a deleted scene, when Ron and Hermione are complaining about their odd accents, Dumbledore reveals himself in the bed and shouts "Indeed!"
Dumbledore recounts a story from his youth about when he saved the girl of his dreams and his diving instructor from a terrible sea monster.
Dumbledore is interviewing a new hire for Defense Against the Dark Arts, who meets all the criteria (hating children and having a connection to Voldemort). Dumbledore even offers assistance in getting Harry Potter trapped in a locked closet.
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