Clip 1: Vine[]
main narrator: (shows the Vine Logo) Vine!
Ian: (wears towels) Now it's time to get dressed. (jumps, snaps, and lands; then wears a dress) That's not what I meant by dressed!
Clip 2: Vine[]
main narrator: (shows the Vine Logo) Vine!
Ian: Hey Anthony.
Anthony: What?
Ian: Hey Anthony.
Anthony: What?
Ian: Hey Anthony.
Anthony: (turns into a devil) WHAT?
(Ian screams)
Clip 3: Vine[]
main narrator: (shows the Vine Logo) Vine!
boy: Daddy, how are babies made?
"father": I have no f**king idea.
Clip 4: Vine[]
main narrator: (shows a picture of a vine) Vine!
Ian: Alright, my arms are gonna get so ripped. (tries to lift weights but rips his arms off) AHAHAH! THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT BY "RIPPED"!
Clip 5: Wine[]
main narrator: (shows a picture of wine) Wine!
boy: Mom, how are babies made?
"mother": I don't know, ask your mom.
boy: But you are my mom.
"mother": YOU WERE ADOPTED!
(the boy cries)
"mother": Yes!
narrator #2: Question averted!
Clip 6: Pine[]
main narrator: (shows a picture of a pine tree) Pine!
Ian: Come on dude, we're late!
Anthony: (in the bathroom) Aw crap! (runs quickly (in frame-by-frame form), with his pants down, to the car and farts)
Ian: OH DUDE!
Clip 7: Mine[]
main narrator: (picture of a war mine) Mine!
Connor: (dubbed by an off-key voice actor) How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way.
Clip 8: Nine[]
main narrator: (shows a picture of the number 9) Nine!
Anthony: (sings) This girl is on fire!
girl: No, I'm not!
(Anthony throws a flaming cocktail behind him, making the girl scream in sears)
Clip 9: Lime[]
main narrator: (picture of a lime) Lime!
narrator #2: Meanwhile at the head making factory...
boss: Hold on guys! Let's not get ahead of ourselves!
(everyone laughs)
Clip 10: Shrine[]
main narrator:(shows a picture of a table with candles, a plant, and a shrine) Shrine!
Ian: Hey Anthony.
Anthony: What?
Ian: Hey, Anthony.
Anthony: What?
Ian: (grows big purple eyes and has an alien voice) Hi!
Clip 11: Sign[]
main narrator: (shows a picture of a road sign) Sign!
narrator #2: Timmy the Time Traveling Troll! (He sings it)
(Bonn, Germany, 1782 title appears)
Timmy: Hey Beethoven, you wanna hear music from the future? (plays dubstep)
Ludwig: Oh my god, that sh*tty music made me go deaf! (As he's saying his lines, he's also covering his ears)
Clip 12: Twine[]
main narrator: (shows a picture of twine) Twine!
narrator #2: (talks quickly) Timmy the time traveling troll.
In Berlin, Germany in 1944
(Timmy shows Adolf Hitler a funny video)
Adolf: (laughs) This Borat man is very funny!
Timmy: He's Jewish.
Adolf: NEIN! (shoots himself)
Clip 13: Line[]
Main narrator: (shows a picture of a line) Line!
narrator #2: (talks quickly) Timmy the time traveling troll.
In Pangaea, 200,000,000 B.C.E.
Timmy: (speaks on a megaphone) SPOILER ALERT! YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE FROM AN ASTEROID, YOU STUPID DINOSAURS! (gets eaten by a dinosaur)
Clip 14: Dime[]
main narrator: (picture of a dime) Dime!
Antoinette: (texts) Dear Facebook friends, stop using Facebook to complain about your stupid lives. I'm getting sick of it.
Captain Falcon: Hypocrite punch! (punched Antoinette)
Clip 15: Blind[]
main narrator: (shows a picture of a blind man with a walking stick) Blind!
narrator #2: Meanwhile outside a drug dealing vampire's house...
police officer #1: What are we even doing here?
police officer #2: Well, we are on a (grabs a wooden stake and a hammer) stakeout.
(The police officers laugh)
Clip 16: Slime[]
main narrator: (shows a picture of Slimer) Slime!
Anthony: Shoot your web on me Spider-Man. (makes light noises) Oh yeah.
Bruce: THAT NEVER HAPPENED! (cries and runs away)
Clip 17: Time[]
main narrator: (shows a picture of a clock) Time.
(the guy came to girl)
male of the couple: Run away with me and get married!
female of the couple: I can't!
male of the couple: Why?
female of the couple: (shows cantaloupes) I can't elope!
(the audience laughs)
Clip 18: Shine[]
main narrator: (shows a picture of a Shine Sprite) Shine!
Ian: Oh, hey Wonder Woman, wanna touch my batarang?
Bruce: THAT NEVER HAPPENED! But I, kinda wish it did.
Clip 19: Rhino[]
main narrator: (shows a picture of a rhinoceros) Rhine! O!
narrator #2: Meanwhile at every girls house...
Antoinette: Girls, I've decided to finally turn my life around and go to a diet; tomorrow. (stuffs herself with cake)
Clip 20: Crime[]
main narrator: (shows a picture of a man holding a gun at someone with their hands in the air) Crime.
Ian: (shows his sketch of Anthony) Did I do a good job?
Anthony: You get my (picks up a seal) seal of approval. (throws the seal)
Ian: Wait! (falls down) YOU LITTLE F**K HEAD
Clip 21: Mind[]
main narrator: (picture of a brain) Mind!
Edward: (sings) Yo...
goat: AAAGH!
Edward: (sings) ...yo...
goat: AAAGH!
Edward: (sings) A pirate's life for me!
Yo...
goat: AAAGH!
Edward: (sings) ...yo...
goat: AAAGH!
Edward: (sings) Murdering fools for...
goat: AAAGH!
Clip 22: Gynecologist[]
main narrator: (shows a picture of a gynecologist) Gyn-ecologist!
male of the couple: (holds the female) HANG ON!
female of the couple: There is something important I need to tell you!
male of the couple: Anything, I'll always love you!
female of the couple: I'm pregnant.
male of the couple: Ew! (drops the female)
female of the couple: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Clip 23 (Deleted): Dine[]
main narrator: (picture of a fork, plate, and knife) Dine!
(Ash, Metrosexual Hipster, and Magikarp are dubbed over by a voice actor)
Ash: I'm a grown man; you should be ashamed of myself.
Hipster: I'm also a grown man; I don't have a real job.
Ash: Maybe we should kill ourselves.
Hipster: I wanna die.
Magikarp: Look at these stupid costumes.
Clip 24 (Deleted): Find[]
main narrator: (shows picture of a magnifying glass) Find!
Zelda: (dubbed over by a middle-aged man) L to the I to the N to the K
Wears tights every day, don't give a damn what you say.
Ending[]
guy: Hey, what are you doing?
Ian: I'm just watching those Vine Videos.
guy: Cool, let me see.
narrator #3: Two seconds later...
guy: Wow, this is freaking boring!
Anthony: I don't know, it gets my seal of approval. (grabs a seal)
Ian: Wait, no no no, the seal!
(Anthony throws the seal on Ian and a guy and the audience laughs)
Ian: Oh, seal of approval. I get it.
goat: AAAGH!