19 MORE CRAZY VINES (That Don't Exist) is a Smosh video uploaded in 2014 and is the second instalment of the "crazy-vines" series.
Yeah, Smosh still doesn't have a Vine Account. But that didn't stop them from making these 6 second videos!
(Vine Gag: "Vine!") Anthony tries to sneak up by Ian and tries to pull down his pants so he could see his boxer shorts. Anthony tries to do it again only for a mysterious guy to pull down his pants while Ian is seen with a third pair. Anthony yells, "What the f**k?!"
(Vine Gag: "Vine!") Ian tries to throw a cream pie at Anthony, but he uses a portal gun to shoot portals through the opposite walls and have the pie land on Ian's back. Anthony teases him that he just got creamed.
(Vine Gag: "Vine!") Ian and Anthony show a video when all of sudden, the world has turned sideways. Ian falls down while a van is seen lowering down and Anthony hangs onto the sideway. Anthony also asks Ian for help.
(Vine Gag: "Vine!", but instead of showing the Vine logo, it shows a picture of a real vine)
What it feels like when you meet the girl of your dreams
Two couples are in the woods in love with each other.
What it's actually like
Anthony talks to the girl, saying that he likes her boobs and runs off cowardly.
(Vine Gag: "Dine!") Anthony watches a show called Vacuuming for 45 Minutes on NBC which just shows a guy vacuuming his living room. Anthony thought it "sucks" and then a vacuum cleaner sticks onto him as he gives a thumbs up. The audience laugh.
(Vine Gag: "Mine!") A scene is showing a mother lifting up her baby. Another scene shows another mother (Anthony) struggling to lift up her adult son (Ian).
(Vine Gag: "Spine!") Anthony comes back from a long day of work and sits on Ian, thinking it was his favorite chair. Anthony gets frightened after Ian greets him.
(Vine Gag: "Shine!") A blue whale is swimming while its face is replaced with June Shannon's.
(Vine Gag: "Design!")
What it feels like when your favorite song comes on
A crowd are dancing while a song plays.
What it's actually like
Ian parties with a Justin Bieber sex doll. Anthony tells Ian to shut up and throws a ball at him, causing Ian to fall on the couch.
(Vine Gag: "Prime!") Anthony shows a video about a black guy (Dwight Taylor) that hates Nickelback.
(Vine Gag: "Climb!") Anthony shows another video where a white man (Ian) hates Nickelback, but becomes more expressional than the black guy from the previous clip.
(Vine Gag: "Blind!") A parody of the song What does the Fox Say? is sung with various scenes of Fox from STAR FOX TV SHOW! with various quotes Fox said from the video games.
(Vine Gag: "Mime!") Two guys (Ian and Anthony) walk in the street talking about baking until they saw a girl which they thought she sexy. The girl said that she's pregnant which made the guys run off. However, she was joking while adding that she's just fat.
(Vine Gag: "Swine! ...Flew!") Anthony watches a show with three ratchet wrenches in it. Anthony thought one of the characters was "ratchet" while a ratchet wrench smacks Anthony and then he screams in pain. The audience laugh.
(Vine Gag: "Rind!") Two guys and an old civilian (Ian) see a dead which the old guy ask if anyone knows CPR. A different guy (Anthony) comes by and says that he does. The old guy calls the guy a nerd as the two guys and him laugh at him.
(Vine Gag: "Feline!") Anthony comes back from a long hard day of eating crappy Mexican Food and decides to sit on his "favorite toilet" which is actually Ian. After he greets him, Ian starts to get worried about Anthony censored pooping on him on his toilet costume.
(Vine Gag: "Incline!") Billy Hamburger plays pin the tail on the donkey and walks on the street to get hit by a van. The father thought that was a good Vine Video.
(Vine Gag: "Trine! We're not sponsored. We're just seriously running out of words that rhyme with 'vine'.") A scene shows two babies playing along with each other wearing nothing but diapers on a bed. Another scene shows Ian and Anthony wearing nothing but diapers on the bed acting like babies.
(Vine Gag: "Grime! ...Er!) Ian and Anthony move a television until Anthony hears the drop in music causing him to drop the TV and bust out his moves.
Clip 20 (Deleted):
(Vine Gag: "Vine!") Ian sneaks up behind, drops cream pie on his hat, and runs off. However, Anthony hides behind a wall and surprises Ian with a bigger cream pie on his face.
Clip 21 (Deleted):
(Vine Gag: "Vine!") A guy does the voice for a baby while he walks. When the baby sits down, the guy made it sound painful.
Clip 22 (Deleted):
(Vine Gag: "Vine!") This clip uses a scene from Dixon Cider, but dubbed over by a different voice of Ian. Ian sings his love for the drink.
Ian laughs at the Vine Videos while choking himself with cream. Anthony rushes in and asks for CPR. The guy from clip 15 that knows CPR came by which Ian and Anthony laugh at him. Even though Ian laughed, he still needed CPR and then dies which causes foam to ozz through his mouth. Anthony thought the situation sucked as three vacuums sticks onto his face. Credits appear showing that the entire cast of Expendables 3 directed the video and M. Night Shamalamawhatever wrote it.