Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-79.101.199.57-20140318135655/@comment-178.222.139.22-20140529231409

Ridiculous idea ahead, very immature (warned you):

Today's Anthony's and Kalel's vlog had Anthony at a studio microphone as a tumbnail, so - idea. A song (and a video for it naturally). Picture this: night at a club - that loud music, (electronic music, house, maybe even reminescent of Tron or Gang Nam Style), lasers, and disco balls and light and smoke machines, large crowd dancing and wiggling - everyone moves, it's like waves on a sea, then camera pans down to Ian and Anthony - the onely ones not moving - they are both with dark glasses - light shining off of them, cool jackets, color pants and wicked sneakers - they look like they could get loads of chicks in that outfit - hands down they stand there motionless beside eachother. After the intro music the song is about to start - Ian has that same unamused serious emotionless face (tough guy style, no one above him) - and (here Ian's voice is deep and single-pitched (almost like the Terminator), standing completely still while singing, you know things are going to get ridiculous very soon) all of the sudden the song goes something like (I won't bother with rhymes, this is just an illustration):

I ate an omlet and pancakes for breakfast.

Then I stopped by at the Mexican food take outs.

I ordered two burritos - one with beans so fine,

the other chille relleno, with guacamole, and pico de gallo. [whatever]

I ate them both, and then I ate encheladas -

shreded beef, cheese, onions, bell peppers and tomatas. [not even trying to rhyme - pfft]

Then, it was time for lunch - I thought it should be light,

so I ate only two boiled eggs - and a carrot salad.

...[you get the picture - he just tells a list about what he ate, just improvise the song - it's funny when it's untidy and the words are crammed together]...

I ate a croassant, and a bunch of donuts,

and with it I drunk a whole bottle of yogurt.

On my way home I ordered some Indian fast food

chicken tikka massala with loads of cumin it was so good.

That was tasty, that settled me for hours

maybe I snacked some more in that kitchen of ours.

Suddenly.

[he says that word equaly emotionless, and now the music stops - silence - you know electronic music - it builds up before it drops the bass beat - and there it comes right in the middle of the next word - which is also the refrain]

Diarrhea.

[now bass is so strong the club walls rattle, and the crowd goes wild. Ian and Anthony still stand with black glasses, not even a hint of smile, and motionless - while there's whole circuis and twerking all around]

(then comes Anthony's part - similar stuff, also with the 'Diarrhea' bass drop ("disco dump"?); in the video also include the roller coaster ride where they sit equally unamused while the rest of passengers scream and wave their arms like crazy and some more similar situations where they just stand like that while whole chaos happends around them. Finally when the song is over they move clumsily and hastefully (urghent! urghent!) backwards by moving only their legs and nothing else - going way back to the wall facing the camera the whole time with those same tough emotionless faces and then slide sideways toward the exit with their behinds close to the wall)

(written permission: use these ideas - whatever)