Guns Suck/Script

Scene 1
NARRATOR

To curb gun violence, a new law has passed banning guns in entertainment. Let's take a look at how the entertainment industry is handling this news.

(Cut to the meeting room)

BOSS

F****************K! Every movie we've ever made has a gun in it! Alright, we need to come up with a replacement idea fast, and I've locked all the doors and windows in here, so nobody's leaving until we've come up with an idea! EMPLOYEE BOSS EMPLOYEE BOSS EMPLOYEE BOSS Alright, guys. We need to come up with a replacement idea fast, or we're all really ffffffffffff...ired!  