Adult Magic School Bus/Transcript

[Carlos went on a walk and the car knocked out the garbage can]

Mrs. Frizzle: Hi Carlos! It's me, Mrs. Frizzle.

Tim: And Tim.

Wanda: Wanda.

Ralphie: Ralphie.

Dorothy Ann: Dorothy Ann.

Arnold: [In the car matt] And... Arnold.

Carlos: Oh Wow! It's Mrs. Frizzle again. Are we going on Another Adventure?

Mrs. Frizzle: Yeah. Hop In. Let's Take a Field trip!

Carlos: alright.

[Carlos Hoped in the Magic Hyundai]

Mrs. Frizzle: Let's Go!

[The Kids Cheering]

Singer: The class is back together now, It's been 20 yeeeears. Frizzle lost her job somehow, So she doesn't have the bus! NOT the magic school bu-ussss!

Wanda: It was repossessed!

It's the Magic Hyundai

Arnold: Its a bit cramped but its the best! *thumbs up*

* some strange music*

Wut is this place Ms. Frizzle?

According to my research, it's a house (lmao ok)

It's MY house!

...mostly. D-don't worry about it!

* thud*

Ok class, start packing this room.

What does this have to do with learning?

Hoh! Well today, we're learning about gravity!

You seeeeeeee,

When I take this item

And then hold it above a box and let it go,

Gravity PUUUUULLS the item down into the box!

WOOOOOoooooooowwwwwwww........

Now don't do this to every item that looks like mine.

Ohhh.

I KNEW I should've stayed home today.

Waowowowoowowowwowoowoo

And here's ANOTHER lesson kids!

When I raise my hand above Arnold,

Gravity PUUUULLLLSSSS it towards his face! *slap*

But wouldn't gravity have pulled it straight down and not across or to the- *slap*

I'll start packing

The kids are packing Frizzle's stuff

They got to do it quick

Her husband got a restraining order

When she tried to cut off his d**k!

It's the Magic Hyun-daiaiaiaiiaiai

Wanda: Why are there no pictures of you on the wall?

It's the Magic Hyundai!

Seriously, Ms. Frizzle

that makes no sense at all!

LOOK!!!

I didn't want to tell you kids, but--

My husband and I are going through a rough patch and,

I just thought that--

I could count on my favourite class to help me out!

* crying*

Oh, you've got so muscular, Ralphy...

Ms. Frizzle, you can count on us!

No 'prollem

Let's do this!

Oh, kids!

Huehueheuheueh! Hueueueh---

What the hell is going on here, Vallory?

Oh!

I see you brought your TRAMP home before I got all my stuff out!

We've...been divorced... for TWO YEARS!!!

That's it. I'm calling the cops.

* gasp* Into the Hyundai kids!

Hey grab the stuff! Grab it! Grab it!!

Go!! Gogogogogoogogogo! GOOO!!!!

* SOUND EFFECT*

You just lost the best thing you ever had...

YEEE!

Ms. Frizzle had a psychotic break

And thinks she's still married

Arnold didn't go along with it

SO NOW HE'S DEAD AND BURIED! (rip)

It's the Magic Hyun-daiaiaiaiiai!

Ralphy: Wait, when did that happen?

It's the Magic Hyun-dai

So he's DEAD?!

WHAT THE *BLEEP*??

Now that we've learned about gravity,

Let's go see what the inside of a 55 year old man's sh***y heart looks like!

ensrfesrfrfsfrefrwts

No I know, it's not her fault, okay, she's sick,

She used to believe the school bus she drove had magical powers

Oh, ohh, that's weird.

What?

Sounds like a tiny Hyundai just drove into my ear...

Whueellll!!!

It look like there's nothing here but a cold cheating heart!

Guess it's time to grow back to normal sizeeee!!!

No! We're still inside his body!

HUEHEHE! I KNOWWWW!!!!!

Woah, thats weird.

What?!

It feels like a tiny Hyundai is growing bigger in my internal organs...

oooOhOhoHhHhHhH!!!

OH MY GOOOOD!!!!!!!

WHELLL!!!

That's enough adventure for today, kids!

Now GET OUT OF MY MAGIC HYUNDAI!

GET OUT!

GET

OUOUOUOUUOUOUOUOOT!

Bye bye, class!!!

* screeching tires*

Has anyone else wondered why we've been wearing the same clothes for twenty years?

I have a *bleep*ing R on my shirt...

That's the first letter of my name. Who does that?