THE DAY MY EARS DIED

THE DAY MY EARS DIED is the 118th installment for the IanH series Smosh Pit Weekly.

Stories

 * 1) 'Mass Text' By Tay Allyn: New Worst Song Ever
 * 2) Shia LaBeouf Creepily Stares Down Motorcyclist
 * 3) Carly Rae Jepsen Throws Worst Pitch Ever
 * 4) Kill Phil - Walking Dead

Questions
"forever famous for putting out the worst song ever OR" "forever undiscovered but extremely talented?"3. Do you think you could have thrown a better pitch than Carly?
 * 1) Which is worse: Tay Allyn's "Mass Text" or Rebecca Black's "Friday?"
 * 2) Would you rather be:

4. Which is better: "Transformers or Power Rangers?"