Every School Cafeteria Ever

Every School Cafeteria Ever is the 162nd episode of the Smosh series Every Blank Ever. It was released on April 8, 2020.

Video Description
''Ah yes, the four food groups: mystery meat, milk, apples, and a single slice of iceberg lettuce. This is EVERY SCHOOL CAFETERIA EVER.''

Cast

 * Ian Hecox
 * Courtney Miller
 * Shayne Topp
 * Damien Haas
 * Kimmy Jimenez
 * Monica Loomba

Crew

 * Director: Carmen Angelica (@carmesancheeses)
 * Executive Producer: Ryan Finnerty
 * Writers: Monica Vasandani, Shayne Topp, Courtney Miller
 * Production Manager: Margo McHugh
 * Production Coordinator: Nancy Azcona
 * 1st AD: Vivian Gil
 * DP: Jonathan Na
 * Cam Op: Brennan Iketani
 * 1st AC: Jacqi Jones
 * DIT: Matt Duran
 * Art Director: Cassie Vance
 * Art Department Assistant: Yasmeen Mughal
 * Set Decorator: Jeff Chaney
 * Set Dresser: Eric Snyder
 * Props & Stage Coordinator: David Hill
 * Sound Mixer: Greg Jones
 * Script Supervisor: Merina Seidel
 * Script Supervisor: Emily Blake
 * Key Hair & Makeup: Maira Gomez
 * Wardrobe: Athena Lawton
 * Gaffer: Nick Giomuso
 * Gaffer: Dustin Bloodgood
 * Best Boy Grip: Dustin Bloodgood
 * Grip: Will Engebretson
 * Key PA: Austin Barrett
 * Editor: Mike Small
 * Assistant Editor: Matt Duran
 * GFX: Brittany Metz
 * Content Manager: Kiana Parker
 * IT/Equipment Manager: Tim Baker
 * Executive Assistant: Sammie Miller

Scenario 1
A student is collecting his food when the sever asked how he did for his test. He proudly declared he got an A, causing the server to be amazed by his grade. Just as he thanked her, the student suddenly came to a horror: If the nice server was giving him food, then the mean one was the cashier. The server confirmed it, where the mean server was being nasty to another student, to the point both of them tried hiding underneath a nearby table.

Scenario 2
This scenario is basically what happens if a student got a different meal from their friends.

As a student who got a turkey sandwich talked tried to chat with her friends who have salads, but they intentionally ignore her, bringing up excuses like being unable to hear through their shaking of the salad mix.

Scenario 3
This scenario is calling out the hypocrisy of outside food being much better than within school premises, even if they are the same thing.

As three students were being cool with their outside food, one of the male students showed fries and nuggets to two awed female students. However, when they showed the same thing to him, they both said they sucked. Despite literally having the same food, both female students were crying over being called lame.

Scenario 4
This scenario could explain why students have to pay so much for so little food.

At one of the school superintendent offices, two staff workers were trying to figure out how to meet the minimum nutrition requirement, with the male worker putting emphasis on minimum. He got the female staff to keep only one slice of bread and to make sure the students themselves pay for the meal and go into debt so as to teach them that life was hard, as he deemed that was the school's purpose.

Scenario 5
It appeared that three punks were about to get David, a nerdy student, out of his table when they actually tried to bond with him. Of course, what they unintentionally did was to scare him off.

Scenario 6
This scenario might explain why the chairs are never comfortable to sit on.

Continuing from Scenario 4, it now had the two staff deciding on what material should the chairs be for the students to sit. The female staff thought it was for the students to relax but the male staff insisted it was to break their spirit.

Scenario 7
At a typical lunch collection, a student suddenly saw his fellow student, Henry, had so much unhealthy items on his tray. He even pointed out how his mouth was stained blue form all the candy he ate, which Henry quickly corrected to mouthwash because his house had no candy, causing the healthy student to call his friend a blue papa smurf as Henry caused him to move aside for cookies.

Scenario 8
The two cafeteria workers from Scenario 1 were observing how the students despite their social differences were all bonding together but the mean server decided he wasn't going to accept that because it was either they fought each other or they united to fight against the servers. Despite the nice server's protest (especially since he tore down her posters), she could see his point.

Scenario 9
This final scenario shows that nowadays food fights aren't as common as they were in TV shows.

Henry saw a female student carry food and wanted to start a food fight but the other students just stared at him as if they (correctly) thought something was wrong with him. The female student even called his behavior out on this, stating that she didn't like carbs. Henry then asked his friend if he could have something to eat but decided to starve upon hearing he only had carrot sticks to spare.

Fan Interaction

 * Smosh commented saying: "We shot this video before the world fell apart! We’re social distancing and staying safe, and we hope this video makes you laugh while you stay safe at home!" It received over 4.9K likes.