MIME FAIL!

MIME FAIL! is a Smosh video uploaded on January 27, 2012.

Synopsis
After a law that bans mimes performing in public is passed, A Mime tries to live a normal everyday life by doing tasks that mostly fail.

Introduction
For centuries, Mimes have annoyed mankind with their performances. This year, a law finally passed which makes it illegal for Mimes to perform in public. Since then, Mimes have been trying to live a normal life and failed. Here are some examples of them.

Serial Killer
Adrian panics as Mr. Mime pulls out an imaginary knife. Adrian screams as Mr. Mime stabs him repeatedly, but then stops when he sees that nothing is happening to him. He then replies, "What the f**k?"

Status: MIME FAIL!

Escaping a Building Fire
A fireman (Ian) tries to get Mr. Mime out, who is being trapped in an imaginary box. Despite the fireman yelling "OH S**T! GET THE F**K OUTTA HERE! WHAT'RE YOU DOING?! JUST GET THE F**K OUTTA HERE!! OH F**K WE'RE ALL DEAD!!!" to Mr. Mime to get out, he does nothing to get out.

Status: MIME FAIL!

Bungee Jumping
Mr. Mime ties an imaginary bungee cord around himself and jumps off. He lands and explodes on impact.

Status: MIME FAIL!

Talking on the Phone
Mr. Mime and a guy are on the phone just standing there in silence. The guy asks, "Hello?"

Status: MIME FAIL!

President of the United States
A military commander asks Mr. Mime the president where they should drop the bombs. Mr. Mime keeps making hand signals and the subordinate (Ian) thinks that he's saying that they should bomb Paris. They then think that Mr. Mime is saying that they should bomb the White House. The mime tries to protest, but they press the button, which causes an explosion in the White House.

Status: MIME FAIL!

Dating
A girl checks the pregnancy test, which reads positive (or "PREGGERS"). The girl then angrily asked what was supposed to be a mime condom, which results in Mr. Mime grinning apologetically and shrugging.

Status: MIME FAIL!

Parenting
Billy (Ian) asks his mime dad to teach him about "the birds and the bees." Mr. Mime uses hand motions as a visual for sexual intercourse by using a finger and inserting it into the other hand making an "O", but it leaves Billy confused. Mr. Mime then does pelvic thrusts, which as Billy finally gets the concept, Sergeant Anous comes in and shouts, "Stop right there, pervert!"

Status: MIME FAIL!

Taxi Driving
Ian calls for a taxi and Mr. Mime pulls over in an imaginary taxi cab. Ian told him that he was not going to take his imaginary car, causing Mr. Mime to angrily back up and then drive towards Ian, running him over. He then flips off Ian.

Status: MIME WIN?

Skydiving
Mr. Mime was skydiving when he tried to activate his imaginary parachute. Nothing happens, which has him scream his only word ("F**K!") before plummeting to his death. At the funeral, the girl was the only person mourning over the death, when the gravedigger (Ian) starts taking interest in Mr. Mime's girlfriend (which she reciprocates). The video ends with the gravedigger saying, "And that's the story of how I met my wife."

(More) Dating
Mr. Mime arrives at the girl's house. The girl thought that he had roses, but he instead hands her imaginary flowers. At dinner, the waiter gives Mr. Mime the bill. He takes out his imaginary wallet to give him imaginary money. The girl says, "You've got to be kidding."

The alternate version of this scene instead has the waiter telling Mr. Mime to give him real money and to f**k himself.

Kidnapper
Ian was tied up to a chair by imaginary ropes and imaginary blindfolds. He then tells Mr. Mime that he saw where he took him and that both his blindfolds and his ropes sucked before telling him that would just go home. Ian then gets off the chair and casually leaves, leaving Mr. Mime depressed.

Status: MIME FAIL!

Trivia/Goofs

 * Billy's "I still don't get it." was also used in SEX ED ROCKS!.
 * The deleted scenes revealed that the "Bomb White House" button is really an Easy button with red duct tape over it. They did the same in JUSTIN BIEBER HITS PUBERTY (Never Say Never 2).
 * In the Escaping a Building Fire scene, the firefighter is quoting Porkchop Sandwiches, a parody of the G.I. Joe public service announcements.
 * During the Shut Up! Opening, the sound is trying to imitate the seagulls from Pixar's Finding Nemo.
 * In the Skydiving Scene, when Mr. Mime says "F**K!", he breaks the vow of silence for mimes.
 * In the background in the President of the United States scene, two computers at the beginning had FreddieW's video Battlefield 3 Commercial and a news report usually used for Smosh videos previously seen in REAL DEATH NOTE!. Another computer monitor shows the Windows XP Blue Screen Of Death.
 * In the same scene above, when the mime was protesting against bombing the White House, a computer behind him briefly had the game Asteroids playing.
 * This is the 6th video when something is said during the intro after the "SHUT UP!", but before the actual video begins. The other videos were Handshake, Ian's Birthday, Smosh Snatchers, That Damn Prison Break, and A Very Hairy Situation w/ Billy Mays.
 * On the tombstone, it says that the name is Mr. Mime, which is also a Pokemon.
 * This was the first video thumbnail of 2012 with a picture of Anthony.