Every Online Class Ever

Every Online Class Ever is the 164th episode of the Smosh series Every Blank Ever. It was released on April 20, 2020.

Video Description
''But, do we still have to ask for permission to go to the bathroom? This EVERY ONLINE CLASS EVER!''

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Cast

 * Ian Hecox
 * Courtney Miller
 * Shayne Topp
 * Damien Haas
 * Keith Leak Jr.
 * Noah Grossman
 * Amanda Lehan-Canto

Crew

 * Directed By: Ian Hecox, Courtney Miller, Damien Haas, Shayne Topp, Keith Leak Jr., Noah Grossman, Amanda Lehan, Monica Vasandani
 * Executive Producer: Ryan Finnerty
 * Written By: Kurt Maloney, Monica Vasandani
 * Production Manager: Alicia Gaynor
 * Production Coordinator: Nancy Azcona
 * DP: Brennan Iketani
 * Art Director: Cassie Vance
 * Art Department Assistant: Yasmeen Mughal
 * Editor: Mike Small
 * Assistant Editor: Matt Duran
 * GFX: Brittany Metz
 * Content Manager: Kiana Parker
 * Executive Assistant: Sammie Miller

Scenario 1
This scenario explains why having an exam in an online class is usually a terrible idea.

The teacher proceeded to start an exam for his students. However, one of them, Jake, kept asking for the answer to the point the teacher gave it to him. The student then asked for the next question's answer.

Scenario 2
The teacher was going to have Lacey do her presentation next. Lacey, being completely unprepared, tried to pretend her device was glitching. It worked and the teacher was about to let her do it next week when she blew her cover. She quickly faked it again, fooling the teacher once again.

Scenario 3
This scenario explains why everyone needs to learn how to use technology fast.

As the teacher, who was using online teaching for the first time, tried to set-up for his class, one of the students said he was too soft, causing the teacher to press the microphone button thinking it would make him louder. All it did instead was to mute him. The same student tried informing him about it but he did not heed it, causing the student to give up.

Scenario 4
The gym teacher tried getting everyone to do some physical training as part of online classes (jumping jacks) but all his students weren't doing any of them (and they all tricked him to boot).

Scenario 5
After what happened in Scenario 4, the gym teacher forced them to enable webcam so he could observe if they were doing exercises, in this case, squats. Jenn (the only one not interested in doing exercises for real) tried to do a weak facade using her hands and a watch with her face. Somehow, the gym teacher fell for it.

Scenario 6
From Scenario 3, the teacher managed to not mute himself via pressing the microphone button. Now, he accidentally applied some special filter, making him look ridiculous and causing all his students to laugh at him while he was trying to teach them about the War of 1812. He then somehow sounded like a baby from another filter and berated his students for laughing over a war even though they were laughing from how he sounded like and not his content.

Scenario 7
One random student was asking himself out to prom. He said no to himself because he had a boyfriend (himself).

Scenario 8
In a student-teacher conference, a teacher was telling Chad what he was doing was wrong (zoning out in class) and wanted him to do better or he would end up being a drunk, old man, just to be what he was doing right now (becoming a drunk and a hypocritic).

Scenario 9
A teacher was trying to start her class on the Industrial Revolution but her neighbour's dog kept barking. She decided to end it early so she could kill the dog fast.

Scenario 10
The teacher from Scenario 2 could only start class one hour later because her kid threw up on her jeans. She had Bradley be the one to present to the class. Bradley showed he was ready but yet could not do the basic computing steps. As he was getting mad, the other students managed to do nasty things to him such as draining his bank account and car and also sending a swat team on him, forcing him to answer to them. One of the nerds also opened a 401K for Bradley because Thanos taught him that life was about balance. (The teacher was drinking wine during this time.)

Scenario 11
As the teacher was teaching her class on how a woman managed to become a samurai in federal Japan even though women were not allowed to be one, one of the student's mother came in speaking to him like he was a young boy, embarrassing him in front of everyone.

Scenario 12
Continuing from Scenario 6, the teacher managed to not mess with the microphone and filters. He then sent everyone a link named doc.exe. However, when the students opened it, it caused their computers to shut down due to the link being a virus.

Scenario 13
The drama teacher was telling everyone how they had to resume class using online teaching where she then announced who would be starring in The Notebook. Claire and Devon. Neither were willing due to the kissing scene and even though they had no physical contact (with the teacher even saying they had to grow up), they recoiled from after they finished kissing the screen with Devon likening to kissing one's sister. Then, another student asked what was wrong with kissing their sister. Creeped out, he quickly tried to play it off. The teacher then said that she would like to watch such a movie.

Scenario 14
In the fourteenth and final scenario, as the teacher was teaching the class on World War Two, one of the students thought the teacher had Alexa behind him. He was wrong but said there was Alexa in the room. Deciding to make a joke, one of the students asked Alexa to order 100 rolls of toilet paper. The teacher quickly cancelled that order and asked who said that. The female student then asked if Alexa could sing Happy Birthday at volume 10. The teacher tried once again to stop and reprimanded them for being silly when the third student asked Alexa for the teacher's internet search history. The students then laughed over his most recent search history: Cosplay girls big butts. Crying in embarrassment, the teacher proceeded to destroy Alexa via hammering it. As the teacher said he hated them, the first student asked if it was because they did not have a big butt, causing the teacher to cry again but in shame as the students laughed over it.

Trivia

 * This video was recorded during the Coronavirus Quarantine in the cast's individual homes.
 * In Scenario 14, one of the students asked the teacher's Alexa to order 100 rolls of toilet paper. This is a reference to the mass toilet paper buying during the Coronavirus outbreak.
 * Several references are made to Shayne taking online college and the Squad Vlogs episode Surprising Shayne with a Graduation Ceremony (he cries).