SUPER SMASH BROS. (Honest Game Trailers)

Super Smash Bros. is the twenty-second honest trailer.

Script
From the company (Nintendo) behind the Wii and the other Wii (Wii U), comes a series full of cute childhood nostalgia that you can pound the living sh*t out of: Super Smash Bros.

Prepare for the franchise that's either the most precise fighting game of all time or a mindless button masher that an angry chimp with stump hands could play. Or both?

Duke it out in the ultimate party-game franchise. There's the one you played in diapers (Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 64), the one you suck at (Super Smash Bros. Melee). No, trust me, you do. The one everyone hates for not being Melee (Super Smash Bros. Brawl), and the one... I'm still... playing... as we... speak (Super Smash Bros. for Wii U). (plays as Robin while fighting Dr. Mario, Luigi, and Diddy Kong on Bridge of Eldin) Yes! Right, the trailer! (clears his throat)

Select your character from an ever-expanding roster that began as a Nintendo hall of fame, then grew to include third-party stars and now showcases the absolute bottom of the barrel. Raise your hand if you knew who Shulk was before Smash. Congratulations, you are now Japanese.

Test your skills at dozens of creative and dynamic arenas before picking Corneria or throw skill out the window by turning on items where you'll lose to bunch of wacky random bull**** like this (Mario kills Luigi with the Super Scope), or this (Mario hits a Bumper), or this (King Dedede gets killed by Dragoon), or this (Mario kills Donkey Kong with Home-Run Bat), or this (Fox hits Jigglypuff with Golden Hammer), or the entire premise of Brawl (Smash Ball). It's like they were trying to make that one unfair! Ugh!

Enjoy the best multiplayer experience since flip-cup where you can beat your friends and ruin your friendships at the same time with moves like taunting, pausing, stealing lives, messing with the announcer, or picking Meta Knight. So smash-it-up in some of Nintendo's most original titles that may feature the same, tired old characters and settings, but is the only chance you'll ever have to make Yoshi poop (use Egg Lay on) Samus off a cliff.

Starring Italian Borat (Mario), Casey Affleck (Luigi), Gorillas in the Fist (Donkey Kong), Little Hero 6 (Mega Man), Arrow (Link): Wednesday nights on the CW, Mistress Chief (Samus), Majin Buu (Kirby), Piccolo (Yoshi), Down + B (Pikachu), You Can Rest When You're Dead (Jigglypuff), Sanic (Sonic), Tails (Fox), Space Cock (Falco), White Tyson (Little Mac), The Penguin (King Dedede), Oh, sure now you can fend for yourself (Peach), Eskimo Bros. (Ice Climbers), Salad Tosser (Olimar), Trouser Snake (Solid Snake), a Japanese Boy Band (Marth, Roy (Melee), and Ike), Soccer Mom (Wii Fit Trainer), Circle Man (Pac-Man), Baby Bastards (Bowser Jr. and Koopalings), Show me your boobs (Captain Falcon), Villager, the chick Link wants to bang (Zelda), the dude Link wants to bang (Sheik), Wall-E (R.O.B.), and Attack of the Clones (Wolf, Toon Link, Lucas, Pichu, Lucario, and Young Link). Nintendo's Hunger Games.

Then Up Smash, Happy Feet, Wombo Combo. (his opponent talks), then I fight (repeatedly shouts "Oh!" until Fox in purple outfit is defeated) WHERE YOU AT?! WHERE YOU AT?! WHERE YOU AT?! OH! OH, MY GOD! WOMBO COMBO! OH! GET YOUR ASS WHOOPED!