ONE LETTER OFF SUPERHEROES/Script

Can't Man
(Can't Man Solving the Rubik's Cube)

Can't Man: I- I can't. I- I can't. I can't. I can't.

Ex-Men
Lady: We're Done Dude, I never want to see you again! (Pushes)

Cyclops: Welcome to the club, buddy.

Colossus: It hurts, doesn't it?

The Flesh
(Nothing's Happening, Just the Flesh.)

Human Porch
(Anthony and Ian Standing on Human Porch)

Anthony: It's a really nice day.

Ian: Yeah. It is.

Human Porch: Dol! Duogh!

Stare Lord
(Everyone's having a good time, then Stare Lord comes to stare at the camera)

Ian: Hey! Get the f**k out of here, Stare-Lord!

Wander Woman
Wander Woman: Do I go this way? Nonononono! Is this right? None of this matches. North. North. I was reading that upside-down! Wait, no, I had it right. Uuuuuuuhh.

Sliderman
(Sliderman tries to slide on a water slide.)

Bulk
Bulk: I can't believe i got this whole thing from $15 at Costco! Savings!

Supermean
Batman: Tell me, do you bleed?

Supermean: That's... what I asked your mom last night! OHOHOH!!!!!

Batman: AAAAAAARH!!!! YOU'RE SUPER MEAN!!!!!!!!

IronyMan
Doctor: It looks like you have an Iron Deficiency.

Ironyman: Well. Isn't that Ironic? *Winks*

Doctor: What?

Captain Plan It
Captain Plan It: Okay and have you decided on a color for your bride's made dresses?

Man and Woman: Blue.

Captain Plan It: No it's gonna be natural yellow. Natural yellow is best! And I already decided Who you maid of honer is gonna be.

Woman: It's gonna be my sister?

Captain Plan It: I already decided it's gonna be Betsy. Oh she's gonna be such a good job!

Woman: She's Halitosis.

Captain Plan It: Yeah. She's the best!

Caption America
Caption America: *Takes a Selfie and Texts* So #blessed on this particular earth and this particular galaxly within this super amazing universe somebody think are living on this planet is luck we're offloading like particles in our grandmother's closet waiting across eachother or waiting a drift into the darkness i live by this to remind me that fate is merely a fraction of our existence within eachother's worlds there are trillions of within one planet each one is bessed #selfie #eyebrows on fleek.

Deadpoop
BEST JOKE EVER!

Brätman
Man: Oh God! Who called Bratman? he so Obnoxious!

Brätman: Actually, it's Brätman.

(Changes to Brätman)

Man: Yeah but we're in america you don't have those stupid little dots over letters.

Brätman: *Throws Sausages at the Man" LEL! I'm Brätman!

NANANANANANANANA BRÄTMAN!