Baguette

A baguette is a type of food on Smosh that first appeared in "Feet for Hands" and was one of the contestants for "Food Battle 2009" and "FOOD BATTLE X".

Description
A baguette is a long, thin type of bread distinguishable by its length and crisp crust, of French origin, and commonly made from basic lean dough. A baguette has a diameter of five to six centimeters and a length from twenty-six centimeters to one meter.

"Feet for Hands"
"Son, I understand you've been going through a lot of changes lately and I'm willing to help you out. I know I haven't been around much, and your mother and I have been going through a lot of problems recently... and Sally was diagnosed with cancer... and Sparky was ran over by Grandma... and we couldn't exactly... uh... afford replacement hands for you. So I'd like to make it up to you with Zvue.""

- Mr. Brolsma to his son Gary during mouthfuls of baguette.

Seeing his son, Gary Brolsma, struggling with his new pair of feet instead of hands, Mr. Brolsma sat his son down on their couch while eating a large baguette, significantly muffling his voice. Using the baguette to gesture, he gifts his son a Zvue.

"Food Battle 2007"


The third challenge of Food Battle 2007 was to see whose food could better perform as a cutting knife. During Anthony's turn, he asked a distracted Ian to hand him the item for cutting. Ian asked if he was referring to the baguette, mispronouncing it as "bagget", offending Anthony, who likely confused Ian's mispronunciation with a slur. Ian grabbed the baguette and clarified that he was referring to it, prompting Anthony to swipe the food from him and correct his pronunciation. Setting it on the cutting board, Anthony proceeded to slide his celery back and forth in an attempt to saw through. However, the celery snapped in half due to the pressure Anthony was putting on it, infuriating him while Ian cackled.

On Ian's turn, he gloated that he would snap the "bagget" (returning to his incorrect pronunciation) in half with a single swipe. True to his word, Ian raised his donut and slammed it down on the table, and the donut cut chopped the bread into two, shocking Anthony while Ian celebrated.

"Food Battle 2009 Poll"
"And here's the lineup for Round 1: Carrot vs. Banana! Baguette vs. Burrito! Sausage Links vs. Corn Dog! And Candy Cane vs. Red Licorice!"

- Ian

In the polls for Food Battle 2009, Ian announces that there will be a contest on Smosh.com, with the matchups for Round 1 consisting of Carrot vs. Banana, Baguette vs. Burrito, Sausage Links vs. Corn Dog, and Candy Cane vs. Red Licorice.

In the bracket, the baguette lost to the burrito, which moved on to Round 2.

"FOOD BATTLE 2013 ANNOUNCEMENT"


A baguette was used to portray the European champion that was among the many opponents defeated by the Pretzel in a sequence of flashbacks in its campaign video.

"FOOD BATTLE X ANNOUNCEMENT"
"You can choose from... Zucchini! Edible cactus (Wait, that's seriously edible?)! Baguette! Flan (I—It's like some kind of pie or something.)! Chocolate-coated banana! Romanesca (whatever the f*ck that psychedelic-looking thing is!)! Ginger! And spaghetti! Which food will win?"

- Ian

For the first time since Food Battle 2009, the baguette is a contestant for 2015's Food Battle. After announcing the contestant, Anthony is splashed with an assortment of food, including a single baguette that was dropped onto his hand, snapping it in half. At the end of the video, while Anthony sat still while covered in spaghetti, Ian was on the ground, eating one of the baguette pieces. During this, he assured viewers that none of the food used in the video would go to waste, as he had fasted for a week prior to filming and promised to eat all of it himself.

"FOOD BATTLE X CARTOONS"


"Vote for Baguette! At least, that's what I think he said."

- Anthony.

Baguette was the third food to be interviewed by Ian and Anthony. Unfortunately, during the entirety of his interview, Ian and Anthony fail to understand what he said through his thick French accent, eventually causing Baguette to lose his temper and crash through the recently-repaired wall, to Ian and Anthony's confusion. After the interview, Anthony encouraged viewers to vote for Baguette, but admitted that that is only what he believed Baguette to be saying.

Smosh

 * "Feet for Hands"
 * "Food Battle 2009 Poll"
 * "FOOD BATTLE 2013 ANNOUNCEMENT"
 * "FOOD BATTLE X ANNOUNCEMENT"
 * "FOOD BATTLE X CARTOONS"
 * "FOOD BATTLE X CARTOONS"