Frankie Rogers is James Bond/Script

FRANKIE ROGERS (Ian)

Hi, my name is Frankie Rogers, and I am an actor in Hollywood.

INTERVIEWER (Anthony)

Well, what movies have you acted in?

FRANKIE

Well, I haven't exactly acted in any movies.

INTERVIEWER

Oh, a TV show.

FRANKIE

No.

INTERVIEWER

Well then what do you do?

(Frankie mumbles something.)

INTERVIEWER

I'm sorry, what?

FRANKIE

I'm a street performer. Well, a street performer is somebody who grows up, on the street, and they act out as popular movie characters.

<p style="text-align:center;">INTERVIEWER

<p style="text-align:center;">Well, which popular movie character are you?

<p style="text-align:center;">FRANKIE

<p style="text-align:center;">Oooh, I was hoping you'd ask.

Then, he takes out sunglasses.

<p style="text-align:center;">FRANKIE

<p style="text-align:center;">Because, (he puts them on) I'm Bond.

(Then he acts out some gun scenes.)

<p style="text-align:center;">FRANKIE

<p style="text-align:center;">JAMES Bond.

<p style="text-align:center;">INTERVIEWER

<p style="text-align:center;">Do you think you could tell me what your daily routine is like?

<p style="text-align:center;">FRANKIE

<p style="text-align:center;">Pssh, yeah. Right when I wake up, I go straight to the mirrors,

<p style="text-align:center;">(then cuts to scene where he's in front of mirrors and practice gun scenes)

<p style="text-align:center;">Then I work out... 30 minutes. I play some awesome video games.

<p style="text-align:center;">(then cuts to scene where he's playing video games)

<p style="text-align:center;">I also get into the vibe that I have the license to kill.

<p style="text-align:center;">(Cuts to him doing exercises)

<p style="text-align:center;">Then, I work out. To stay in shape like James Bond. When I'm done with that,

<p style="text-align:center;">(cuts to him walking on the streets)

<p style="text-align:center;">I make my way down hollywood boulevard. (Cuts to him in the road putting on sunglasses) This is where the magic happens. I put my acting into overdrive, (Then cuts to montage of him doing gun scenes in several random places) So I can compete with the others like, Chewbacca, (Then goes to montage showing all characters he mentions) Freddy Krueger, Superman, and, uh, those, people from Shrek. And I always top the competition with my signature Bong move. (cuts back to him) Shwish, dig, the BOND move.(cuts to scene of him and spiderman) After that, I go chill with me best friend.

<p style="text-align:center;">INTERVIEWER

<p style="text-align:center;">So, what do you want to do with your career?

<p style="text-align:center;">FRANKIE

<p style="text-align:center;">Well, I've been working to improve my signature move. Check it out. (Then he puts on sunglasses and acts like he's shooting the interviewer) BANG, BANG! YOU'RE DEAD!

Then text says: "Shortly after filming this documentary, Frankie Rogers tried out his new move and startled a group of nearby police. He was shot dead."