The Famous Cheese Guy/Script

 ACT 1 INT. LIVING ROOM

The camera is focused on a large TELEVISION showing an advertisement with a MAN on a BOUNCE BALL and a VOICE SINGING.
 * VOICE (O.S.)
 * Bounce ball, bounce ball, bouncy bounce ball, bounce ball, (fades) bounce ball...
 * IAN
 * I don't get it.  All I see is a guy bouncing on a ball.
 * ANTHONY
 * Just wait!

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