PLAYING HOUSE IN MINECRAFT (Super Mari Fun Time)

"PLAYING HOUSE IN MINECRAFT" is the 75th episode of the Smosh Games series Super Mari Fun Time and the second episode in which Mari plays Minecraft, this time with Lasercorn. Thus, it the second of five pilot episodes for Maricraft. It was released on March 10, 2014.

The thumbnail features a ground floor plan for a mansion labeled "Mari's Mansion: Ground Floor Concept" next to a tongue-in-cheek comparison to a single wooden block, with a caption above reading "NAILED IT".

Description
''Lasercorn is helping me build my new house this week in Super Mari Craft Time. We're gonna have a nice, big farm by the time we are done with everything.''

First day
With the help of fans, Mari feels that she has "gotten the handle" of Minecraft in only a week and explains that Lasercorn is here to help her. She mentions that she had posted photos on Twitter and Instagram of a mansion she had constructed that she could not transfer to the new server she and Lasercorn are playing on. In-game, she and Lasercorn playfully hit each other before calling a truce and Mari shows off the area where she and Lasercorn will construct their new house, namely a large, grassy field with hills and a lava pool some yards away. Lasercorn spots a creeper that he swats then disengages from to allow it to explode harmlessly. At the mention of a creeper, Jovenshire briefly appears on-camera to creep out the co-hosts.

As they explore the surrounding area and dig out dirt to shape the landscape, Mari and Lasercorn discuss how they want to construct the house. Mari decides to build the house out of wooden planks and starts setting some down in an 8x8 size to build the wall. Lasercorn fills in the holes for windows with temporary dirt that can be replaced with glass later. Mari sees that nighttime is approaching and she and Lasercorn decide to postpone sleep in favor of setting down torches to continue their work into the night. Lasercorn jokes that they should have just hired a contractor, but Mari mentions that they will feel prouder knowing they built the house themselves. Lasercorn jokingly warns Mari that he is only helping her and not playing "house" with her, though Mari disagrees.

Lasercorn spots a zombie outside and goes to kill it, but instead stays back, curious how Mari will react. Mari is initially delayed as she seemed to be checking her keyboard for something, but switches to her sword and kills the zombie. Later, while replacing the floor with wood, she runs out of birch wood, leaving a large hole in the center, giving her the idea of turning it into a fire pit.

Second day
As morning arrives, Lasercorn heads toward a skeleton on fire to "help it along", passing between two creepers. The creepers explode, leaving a large hole in the dirt but missing the two protagonists. The two head out into the nearby woods and Lasercorn suggests that they build a large tower near their house

Lasercorn suggests that they build a tower, as it would make locating their building easier. Mari initially mistakens "tower" for "towel". Mari comes across a squid in a small pond, its head in a stone block. Lasercorn, noticing the sun setting, advises Mari to return to their house. Mari is lost, however, so Lasercorn asks if she is using her coordinates, which she was not. Lasercorn tells her the button to show the coordinates (F3) while Mari is distracted by the increasing darkness. Mari moves over a small hill and sees their house, the area mostly illuminated by the lava pool. Lasercorn ends up next to her, finding their house at roughly the same time. As they head toward it, they are attacked by spiders. Mari races towards their house while Lasercorn battles the spiders. When she gets to the house, however, she sees a spider in their house. She kills it, sustaining little damage and getting a spider eye. The two get into their beds and go to sleep.

Third day
In the morning, Lasercorn spots an enderman and goes to fight it. The enderman disappears and Lasercorn initially believes he killed it, but realizes he didn't and that it disappeared. He sees the enderman teleporting around him and notes this. While attempting to kill the enderman, Lasercorn sees a sheep wander into the lava pool and die from burning. He suggests that they fence off the lava pool to avoid further accidents, to which Mari agrees and asks him to craft fences. Meanwhile Mari is making stairs and is deciding out where to place them. She begins to build the ceiling over the first floor and asks Lasercorn how it looks. He asks for the ceiling to be up one block, stating that he would get claustrophobic otherwise. Mari teases Lasercorn by labeling him as "one of those pretentious 'I need high ceilings' type of guys".

Lasercorn realizes that the large amount of wood he had harvested was of a different type and color, but Mari suggests that they make the second floor of that wood color. Lasercorn starts on the ceiling, but as Mari start placing it, she is slightly taken aback by the color contrast and states that it would resemble chocolate vanilla on from the exterior. Mari sticks to this judgement as she looks at the house from the outside, telling him to fill in the interior, then she will fix the exterior. When the evening arrives, Mari wants to continue building. Lasercorn wants to make doors for their house and asks how to craft them, and Mari tells him six wood planks. He makes the door and kills the zombies outside, after which suggests they go to bed. He closes the door as the two get into their beds.

Fourth day
The next morning, Mari goes to their chest and starts putting things she does not need in her inventory into the chest, putting in flowers, seeds, ink sacs, feathers, I dont know what that is 7:08, and rotten flesh. Mari asks her viewers what uses rotten flesh has, assuming it cannot be eaten as it would make the player sick (which is correct, but is an option). Mari puts sand into the furnace to turn into glass for windows, at the moment filled in with dirt. She gets an idea and tells Lasercorn that they should have a glass floor, to which Lasercorn says that it would be cool. He directs Mari's attention to a dirt tower he is building, and Mari laughs and asks how he will get down. Lasercorn jumps into a pond next to the dirt tower base, against Mari's warnings, citing circus performers as having done in often. Lasercorn falls into the pool of water and gets no fall damage. A slow motion replay from Mari's perspective shows her view of Lasercorn's risky jump.

Mari wants to build a balcony, to eventually turn it into a sky bridge. She scolds Lasercorn for leaving their door open. Lasercorn, mining sand, apologizes. When he gets out, he sees a grey sheep that is on top of the dirt fence he had built around the lava pool, annoyed and bewildered as to how it got on there. He hits the sheep off of the fence to safety, scolding it. Mari recalls viewers' advice that glass panes look better for windows than glass blocks, but does not know how to craft it. She looks it up on the internet and finds out it requires six glass blocks. As she walks across the roof of the house, she comments on the view and how it looks, to which Lasercorn giggles and calls her a loser as he walks through the nearby woods. Mari is undeterred by this and says she is having fun.

Mari asks her viewers if one can mine glass instead of simply breaking it, as she broke her glass before while trying to adjust its position. Lasercorn compares this to how wood works in Minecraft, calling out its irony. As Mari replaces the dirt with glass windows, she states that she cannot wait for Lasercorn to see it, to which he jokingly replies that he is leaving permanently "for someone else". Mari laughs and is alright with it as he assisted it the construction of the house. She looks out a window and comments on how the sunset outside goes well visually with the flowers they planted earlier. Meanwhile, Lasercorn is stuck in the forest and is unable to see the dirt tower, but climbs to the top of a particularly tall tree and sees it, noting the far distance between. Mari wants to make their house into an apartment-like building, and begins work on more staircases.

Lasercorn makes it to the house and likes how the it is looking. Mari places stairs down while making cat noises for every stair put down and spots a creeper near the lava pool, and Lasercorn goes to kill it but is attacked by a skeleton. He kills it and states that they need better tools and weapons. He also thinks that that is a good place to end the episode, citing the house's "good" appearance and the start of the balcony. Mari agrees and wants to expand the house as well as farm, wanting to breed animals and make "little tiny lamb babies". Joven, off-screen, states that that is "disgusting" and Mari retaliates by saying that he is disgusting and "lamb babies are awesome!" Lasercorn wants to breed the sheep with pigs so they have "bacon that produces wool".

Mari thanks her viewers for watching, commenting, and helping her. As she is listing off her social media accounts, Lasercorn is startled by a spider in their house on the roof, which he promptly kills. Mari promises her viewers that they will continue working on the house and starting a farm. She bids goodbye, and Lasercorn does so as well in a higher-pitched voice.

The end screen shows a link to the previous episode, Mari the Minecraft Noob, and a link to 16-Bit High, at the time a new series.