User blog:DemonicBeast/CONKER'S BAD FUR DAY (Flippin's Honest Game Trailers)

Here's my second Honest Game Trailer.

Let's DO DIS!!!



From the company (Rare) whose games were actually easy to find, despite its name, comes another sign of their deceptiveness, by turning their cute, fuzzy, future kids' game character into an alcoholic!



Get ready for the worst hangover of your life as you step into the blue and yellow sneakers of Conker, an alcoholic smartmouth squirrel who wakes up in the Panther Kingdom trying to return home to his hot chipmunk girlfriend after drunkenly walking out of his favorite bar, and tries to avoid the Panther King and his minions so he doesn't end up as a table leg. Hey, they said it, not me.

Meet many odd, wacky, weird, and plain f*cked up beings along the way, like,
 * A stone gargoyle
 * A sunflower with big boobs
 * A suicidal pitchfork
 * Some literal catfish
 * A cog with a split personality
 * A huge-ass caveman with a teeny ding-dong
 * Robot teddy bear Nazis
 * Your vampire uncle
 * A mob boss weasel who kills your girl
 * A Xenomorph
 * And, oh, don't get me started on the Great Mighty Poo.

When oppurtunity knocks, take it whenever you come to a context sensitive pad, and press the B button to pull out stuff like TNT, a slingshot, a bazooka, and a keg of beer that will fill your bladder and let you piss all over fire imps and rock men. Ew!

Step into a game where your favorite cutesy racer from Diddy Kong Racing becomes older, and steps into several movie parodies from, And Wow, it's a shocker they haven't been sued after 1 and a half decades!
 * A Clockwork Orange
 * Saving Private Ryan
 * The Matrix
 * Raiders of the Lost Ark
 * Jurassic Park
 * Jaws
 * Terminator
 * The Wizard of Oz
 * Alien

STARRING...

Conked Out (Conker)

Dead and Berri'd

Doofenweasel (Professor von Kriplespac)

Peter Sellers (The Panther King)

Weaso Corleone (Don Weaso)

Lord of the Pitchfork (Franky)

Gears of War (Cogs)

Full Metal Jacket (Rodent)

Paint Job (Reg the Paint Brush and Ron the Paint Bucket)

Mouse-eiur Creosote (Marvin the Mouse)

And...

Crappy Songs (Great Mighty Poo)

TWELVE TALES: CONKER 64!

This game would've sold better if it was marketed to kids. Screw you KB Toys! Oh, wait, you went out of business.