Minority Friend

"Can we all just go to bed? Being a minority is super tiring."

- Minority Friend, MOLESTER MOON

Minority Friend (d. January 10, 2014) was a friend of Ian Hecox and Anthony Padilla. He attended a sleepover Ian and Anthony were having until he was sent the Molester Moon emojis by Anthony, after which he was brutally sexually murdered by Molester Moon.

Minority Friend was portrayed by Hawaiian actor Jason Michael Fong. He has appeared in one Smosh video, MOLESTER MOON.

History
Minority Friend was invited to a sleepover with Ian and Anthony. While the three friends were sitting on the couch and texting each other ridiculous emoji combinations, Anthony saw a Molester Moon emoji and, disgusted, asked what it was. Minority Friend noted that its expression made it look like it wanted to molest someone. Ian (dramatically) asks if they were talking about Molester Moon, and Anthony and Minority Friend concur that it "does look pretty molesty". Ian explains the legend of Molester Moon, in which if someone sends another person the Molester Moon emoji three times, the recipient would receive a series of emojis that would explain how Molester Moon will kill them.

Anthony and Minority Friend inquire about how the three emojis can be sent (i.e. in the same text, interspersed with other emojis, etc.). Ian, frustrated, proclaims that he does not know and not to send it anyway. However, Anthony sent Minority Friend the emoji three times, reasoning that he is both a minority and not a main character and is thus expendable. Minority Friend argues that he is not a minority, but Anthony rhetorically asks why he is subtitled.

Later, the three friends are tucked in their sleeping bags on the floor of the living room. Minority Friend receives a series of seemingly meaningless series of emojis from Molester Moon. Anthony sarcastically praises what he thinks is Ian's prank, but Ian insists that it is not his doing. Minority Friend, exhausted by being a minority, asks if they can go to bed. Ian and Anthony get up to use the bathroom first. After they leave, Minority Friend gets comfortable and closes his eyes until he hears a door creak open. In different languages, he asks who is there and freaks out as Molester Moon gets closer.

Post-Mortem
After Ian and Anthony return from the bathroom, they find Minority Friend dead on the floor with his posterior raised and smoking. Anthony checks Minority Friend's phone and, after flipping his corpse over and seeing his severed penis, decodes "🍟👂🐴➕🍕⬆️🐔" as "Fry your ass and slice up cock" and praises Molester Moon's cleverness. Ian is haunted by the realization the Molester Moon is real and berates Anthony for calling his existence "awesome".