LIFE BETTER-ERS!

LIFE BETTER-ERS! is a Smosh main channel video.

Synopsis
Ian and Anthony try to help people using their "knowledge" of improving lives, but what they do is only making the situation worse.

Near the house
Ian and Anthony see a kid who twisted his ankle and is bleeding when falling down from his bike. Ian thought the kid could use some help which Anthony agreed. When Ian and Anthony came along to help, instead of calling an ambulance or his parents, he got a new wheel to replace the broken one, fixed it up for him, and took away the broken one. The boy was still crying even after they left. Ian felt so good after he thought he helped the kid even though the kid's bike fell on him and Anthony decided to make other people's lives better which Ian agreed and they both high-fived each other. (LIFE BETTER-ERS!)

Alternate Version
When Ian asked Anthony if they should help the kid with the twisted ankle, Anthony said, "Nope," and they both walked into the house. After that, the fin symbol used in old movies is shown.

Near an apartment building
Ian and Anthony see a biker beating up an average citizen and try to make it better. Instead of helping the citizen out, Ian and Anthony interrupted the fight, which the bully didn't like, and taught him how to punch better. Anthony tells the biker that leaning his body forwards with the punch will give it more force, while Ian tells him to bend his knee while punching to not throw out his back. The biker made a punch that was worse than the original one hurting the citizen more. The biker thanked Ian and Anthony and decided to use the same moves over and over. Anthony left telling them to have fun and the citizen felt annoyed and scared after the tips. (LIFE BETTER-ERS!-ERS!)

The Park
A goth guy gets upset for not being part of the couple. Ian and Anthony come along and help the man by trying to improve the situation. Anthony and Ian start beating the boy of the couple down. The goth guy stopped the fight revealing that he was gay, and got even more upset, since they beat up his romantic interest. The two realized what he meant and back away. (LIFE BETTER-ER-ER-ERS!)

Restaurant
Anthony and Ian heard a girl crying and decided to try to help her out. Ian and Anthony popped out behind her wondering what was wrong with her. She answered that the One Direction concert has been cancelled. Instead of making her feel better, Ian and Anthony thought One Direction was for losers and decided to leave her alone. (LIFE BETTER) After that part of the jingle, Ian poured the girl's nachos on her. (LIFE BETTER-ER-ER-ER-ER-ER-ERS!)

Hallway
A thief sneaks up to the victim to hand in his messenger bag thinking it is a man purse. The thief didn't care what it was and ran off. Ian and Anthony popped up to the victim and told him that he'll make his life better by catching the thief. Sometime later, Ian and Anthony caught the thief with the messenger bag and gave it to him even though they thought it was man purse. Ian even said that they done their good deeds and now it was the victims turn. The victim questioned about what he meant. Anthony told the victim that the thief isn't allowed to live and Ian told the victim that he must pay for what he did in agony and blood while holding a hunting knife and gave it to the victim. They wanted the victim to kill the thief even he knows it isn't that big of a deal. The two said that they sworn to change the world, the thief is alive because they allowed him to be like that, and that the victim will end him because they demanded it. The victim doesn't want to do that, but Ian and Anthony kept on telling the victim to kill the thief even when Ian and Anthony passed the thief over to the victim which the thief got killed by the victim. Anthony asked if the victim felt better which the victim agreed and the three high-fived each other. (LIFE BETTER-ER-ER-ER-ER-ER-ERS! HYEAH!)

Alternate Ending
After the victim kills the thief due to Ian and Anthony's orders, Ian didn't liked what the victim did and Anthony asked why he killed the thief. The victim told them that he was following orders, but Ian said that they were just joking. The victim was trying to tell them something, but Anthony thought he was sick bastard and Ian wished him to have fun in jail. (LIFE BETTER-ERS! (police sirens) SUPER!)

Cast
Ian Hecox as Himself

Anthony Padilla as Himself

Ryan Todd as Guy w/ Man Purse

Preston Vanderpan as Boy w/ Bike

Larry Powers as Biker

Gordon Meacham as Biker's Victim

Eric Pace as Jock

Analisa Corral as Girl on Bench

Kevin Grossman as Emo

Erin Ortegon as One Direction Fan

Lee Eisenhower as Mugger

Script
Life Better-ers!/Script

Trivia/Goofs

 * The bike kid's wound looked more like a gunshot wound than a scrape after a bike fall
 * This hints that Ian and Anthony are sovereign.
 * If you listen carefully when Ian and Anthony are demanding that the mugger be killed, Ian and Anthony are shouting "KILL BILL!!! KILL BILL!!! KILL BILL!!!".
 * When Ian and Anthony are walking away after killing the lover of the goth guy, Anthony's feet are each in the opposite direction i.e one is facing frontwards and the other is facing backwards. (From 2:03 to 2:04)

Shut Up! Opening
"You know what makes me feel better? Smooth jazz. *Smooth jazz music plays* SHUT UP!"

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Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f99BP3Td1_M