19 More Crazy Vines (That Don't Exist)/Script

Introduction
 (We STILL don't have a Vine account. But if we did, here's what you'd see.)

Clip 1
Main narrator (shows the Vine logo) Vine!

(Anthony pulls Ian's pants down, revealing another pair underneath. He tries again but only succeeds in having another guy pulling his own pants down)

Anthony

What the f*ck?!

Clip 2
Main narrator <p style="text-align:center;"><font face=Courier New>(shows the Vine logo) Vine!

<font face=Courier New>(Ian screams as he threw a cream pie at Anthony. Anthony shot a portal behind Ian and Himself. The cream pie flew back at Ian's back)

<p style="text-align:center;"><font face=Courier New>Ian

<p style="text-align:center;"><font face=Courier New>AUGH...

<p style="text-align:center;"><font face=Courier New>Anthony

<p style="text-align:center;"><font face=Courier New>You just got cream pie'd, bitch!

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<p style="text-align:center;"><font face=Courier New>Main narrator <p style="text-align:center;"><font face=Courier New>(shows the Vine logo) Vine!

<p style="text-align:center;"><font face=Courier New>Ian

<p style="text-align:center;"><font face=Courier New>Hey guys, so today we're...

<p style="text-align:center;"><font face=Courier New>(Ian and Anthony scream as gravity is tilted. Ian and the van behind them roll away. Anthony hangs on to the pavment)

<p style="text-align:center;"><font face=Courier New>Anthony

<p style="text-align:center;"><font face=Courier New>IAN, SAVE ME!

<font face=Courier New>Clip 4: Vine
<font face=Courier New> Main narrator (shows a picture of a vine) Vine!

<font face=Courier New>What it feels like when you meet the girl of your dreams
<font face=Courier New>(A man and a woman talk and enter a topless make out session)

<font face=Courier New>Ian: Sexy time...

<font face=Courier New>What it's actually like
<font face=Courier New>(Anthony and a pretty girl sit on a bed together)

<font face=Courier New>Anthony: Uhh.. I like your boobs!

<font face=Courier New>(Anthony runs)

<font face=Courier New>Clip 5: Dine
<font face=Courier New>Narrator: (shows a man and a woman at a dinner table dining) Dine!

<font face=Courier New>(TV shows a man using two vacuum cleaner on the sofa and the ground. The bottom left corner writes "You are now watching: Vacuuming for 45 minutes")

<font face=Courier New>Anthony: Man, this show sucks!

<font face=Courier New>(Anthony turns around and thumbs up, while a vacuum cleaner appeared and sucked Anthony)

<font face=Courier New>(Audience laughs)

<font face=Courier New>Clip 6: Mine
<font face=Courier New>main narrator: (shows a grass block from Minecraft) Mine!

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<font face=Courier New>In one scene

<font face=Courier New>(a mother carries her baby while also playing with him as he laughs)

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<font face=Courier New>In another scene

<font face=Courier New>(a mother strains herself while carrying her adult son)

<font face=Courier New>guy #1: Wheeeeeeee!

<font face=Courier New>Clip 7: Spine
<font face=Courier New>main narrator: (shows a skeleton with the spine colored in) Spine!

<font face=Courier New>Anthony: After a long, hard day, it's good to finally be home and sit in my favorite chair!

<font face=Courier New>(Anthony sits on what he thinks is his chair... but is actually Ian)

<font face=Courier New>Ian: Hi.

<font face=Courier New>Anthony: (Screams)

<font face=Courier New>Clip 8: Shine
<font face=Courier New>main narrator: (shows a Shine Sprite) Shine!

<font face=Courier New>(a blue whale swims in the ocean and makes noise when a moment later, its face is replaced with June Thompson's)

<font face=Courier New>Clip 9: Design
<font face=Courier New>main narrator: (shows a design) Design!

<font face=Courier New>What it feels like when your favorite song comes on
<font face=Courier New>(a group of people party to the music while the singers sing in a foreign language)

<font face=Courier New>What it's actually like
<font face=Courier New>(Ian dances with a blow up doll crazily)

<font face=Courier New>Anthony: Can you shut up? (throws a ball at Ian)

<font face=Courier New>(Ian collapses on the couch.)

<font face=Courier New>Clip 10: Prime
<font face=Courier New>main narrator: (shows a chart of prime numbers) Prime!

<font face=Courier New>Anthony: Black people be like...

<font face=Courier New>black guy: Maaan, (takes off his headset) I hate Nickelback!

<font face=Courier New>Clip 11: Climb
<font face=Courier New>Narrator: (shows a man climbing a mountain) Climb!

<font face=Courier New>Anthony: White people be like...

<font face=Courier New>Ian: Maaan, (throws his headset) I hate Nickelback!

<font face=Courier New>Clip 12: Blind
<font face=Courier New>main narrator: (shows a pitch black screen) Blind!

<font face=Courier New>Ylvis: (sings) What does the fox say?

<font face=Courier New>(the video shows various scenes from Star Fox TV Show!

<font face=Courier New>Fox: Ha! Shoot. Fire! Mission complete! Ha! Come on! LANDMASTER!

<font face=Courier New>Clip 13: Mime
<font face=Courier New>Narrator: (shows a picture of a mime) Mime!

<font face=Courier New>(Two guys walks past a woman, the two guys talk at once randomly) guy (Ian): I was like, "don't tell me how to make a cake"...

<font face=Courier New>(The two guys turns back, they talked at once) guy (Ian): Wow damn girl! guy (Anthony): Mmmmm!

<font face=Courier New>woman: I'm per-rag-ga-nent!

<font face=Courier New>both guys: (Disgusted) EWWWW! (runs away)

<font face=Courier New>woman: (with subtitle) Just kidding, I'm just really fat!

<font face=Courier New>Clip 14: Swine Flew
<font face=Courier New>main narrator: (shows a pig with wings) Swine...Flew!

<font face=Courier New>ratchet character (in the television): Oh you think you're so pushy because your... (keeps talking)

<font face=Courier New>Anthony: Damn, this girl is ratchet! (turns his head to the side, gives a thumbs up, and gets smacked by a ratchet)

<font face=Courier New>(the audience laugh)

<font face=Courier New>Clip 15: Rind
<font face=Courier New>Narrator: (shows an orange's peeled skin) Rind!

<font face=Courier New>old guy: Does anyone know CPR?

<font face=Courier New>guy #7: I do!

<font face=Courier New>old guy: Ha, f***ing nerd!

<font face=Courier New>(Three guys laughs at guy #7 as he feels embarrassed)

<font face=Courier New>Clip 16: Feline
<font face=Courier New>main narrator: (shows a cat) Feline!

<font face=Courier New>Anthony: After a long hard day of eating crappy Mexican food, it's good to finally be home and sit on my favorite toilet!

<font face=Courier New>(Anthony sits on what he thinks is his toilet...but is actually Ian)

<font face=Courier New>Ian: Hi-OH MY GOD! GET YOUR NAKED ASS OFF ME!

<font face=Courier New>Clip 17: Incline
<font face=Courier New>Main narrator: (shows a woman on a treadmill) Incline!

<font face=Courier New>Billy: (wears a blindfold while carrying paper in a shape of a tail) I love pin the tail on the donkey! (walks towards the street)

<font face=Courier New>Mr. Hamburger: (films Billy and points at the street) Yep, almost there son. (chuckles)

<font face=Courier New>(Billy gets hit by a van)

<font face=Courier New>Mr. Hamburger: (gives a thumbs up) That's gonna make a great Vine.

<font face=Courier New>Clip 18: Trine
<font face=Courier New>main narrator: (shows the box art of the game Trine) Trine! We're not sponsored. We're just seriously running out of words that rhyme with "vine".

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<font face=Courier New>In one scene

<font face=Courier New>(two babies play along on a bed)

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<font face=Courier New>In another scene

<font face=Courier New>(Ian and Anthony act like babies while playing on a bed)

<font face=Courier New>Clip 19: Grimer
<font face=Courier New>main narrator: (shows a close-up Grimer) Grime...(zooms out)er!

<font face=Courier New>(Song plays as IAN and ANTHONY are moving a TV)

<font face=Courier New>ANTHONY: Here comes the drop!

<font face=Courier New>(ANTHONY drops the TV and starts dancing. IAN seems confused)

<font face=Courier New>Clip 20 (Deleted): Vine
<font face=Courier New>MAIN NARRATOR: (shows the Vine Logo) Vine!

<font face=Courier New>IAN: (sneaks up behind Anthony) Heh-heh! (places a cream pie on top of Anthony and runs away) Ha ha ha ha! (continues laughing until he runs towards a giant cream pie held by Anthony)

<font face=Courier New>ANTHONY: Ha ha!

<font face=Courier New>Clip 21 (Deleted): Vine
<font face=Courier New>MAIN NARRATOR: (shows the Vine Logo) Vine!

<font face=Courier New>BABY #4: (walks while having a middle-aged man voice) I'm a baby, I'm a baby, I'm a baby. (sits on grass) Aw my ass!

<font face=Courier New>Clip 22 (Deleted): Vine
<font face=Courier New>MAIN NARRATO: (shows the Vine Logo) Vine!

<font face=Courier New>IAN: (dubbed by an off-key voice actor) I love Dixon Cider and I will 'Til the day that I die.

<font face=Courier New>Ending
<font face=Courier New>IAN: (laughs) Oh my God, these vines are hilarious! (eats rice while laughing and starts choking)

<font face=Courier New>ANTHONY: Oh my God! Oh my god, does anyone know CPR?!

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<font face=Courier New>Guy #7: (bursts into the room) I do!

<font face=Courier New>(Ian and Anthony laugh at the guy while he leaves)

<font face=Courier New>IAN: Bye, nerd! But I still really need CPR, though. (dies)

<font face=Courier New>ANTHONY: Well, this sucks.

<font face=Courier New>(Multiple vacuum cleaners latch on to Anthony's face as the audience cheers)

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