HONEY BOO BOO IN OUR MAIL?!

"HONEY BOO BOO IN OUR MAIL?!" is a Mailtime with Smosh video.

Synopsis
Honey Boo Boo, leg mustaches, and a new channel?! It's a disgusting new episode of Mailtime w/ Smosh!

Pre-video
A paperdoll of Hatsune-Miku is shown and Ian feigns straining to maintain composure and then he feigns having an orgasm over the sexualized cartoon. The title appears.

Mailtime
Ian makes an airplane noise and the camera then focuses on Anthony staring at the mail and Ian asks what he is looking at. Anthony shows Ian a package with a few ants as Anthony thinks that people would give them rotting food and Ian thanks to the people for "feeding the ants" in their house, Anthony tells the audience that one day he'll get covered with ants and the ants are going to eat the rest of his body (except his head). They start opening some of the other mail, Anthony threw a wig on Ian calling the wig "someone's scalp" making Ian throw the wig back and holds it again and said that the wig resembles the hairstyle of that girl from a zombies cartoon. Anthony asks Ian holding a doll and asked is it suppose to be Ian or him as he plays with the doll and asked if someone wants to see a trick with his finger on the doll's crotch and cuts to the scene with the doll and his finger reaching Ian from afar, Anthony said to stop writing fanfictions about them panning the camera to him. Ian shows a colorful hairclip he tries putting it on painfully while Anthony and Ian are saying "Oh my God" in a funny way. Ian said "Speaking of OMG." he shows a drawing of him and Anthony with a weird expression. Then they open a Band Aid box with Honey Boo Boo (Alana Thompson) on it, Ian was repulsed with the band aid strips and saying that the band aids are used and Anthony said that it was used a few times with herpes bumps as Ian threw the band aid strip in disgust. Ian shows the new Red Ranger doll (Power Rangers) and said he misses the former rangers, Anthony thinks Ian is jealous with the doll and holds it for a few seconds until he threw the toy and saying it doesn't look good. The camera zooms to the Red Ranger and a voice over of Ian saying "Help I'm all alone.". A drawing of a unicorn barfing rainbows on Ian with a happy expression and a thumbs up, Anthony says a guy sent some of his trash to them as they show the bizarre things (incl. chewed up toy, used diapers) that were sent to them the smell of the box was unpleasant due to the year old pumpkin and they decide to move it away to proceed to the other mail. Anthony started complaining about the unpleasant smell as Ian told him he should have thrown the box and Anthony said that people shouldn't send trash to them. Ian mentions about the doll of Anthony before and he founds another doll resembling him and makes his doll do splits, Ian gets impatient with Anthony is trying to open the mail for a while and Anthony tells him that it's "Mailtime with Smosh" not Talktime. Ian shows a t-shirt with Jigglypuff and Squirtle on it with the joke "Hi There Girl, Can I Squirtle on Your Jigglypuffs" and the famous "Shut Up!". Ian shows another shirt, they showed a bunch of snacks from Asia (specifically Hong Kong) and a drawing of them as anime girls Anthony was relieved and thanking to the person who sent the snacks and the drawing for not sending them trash and dirty underwear and he warns if people wants to send him dirty underwear he doesn't want to see them again or mention showing his serious face. Ian is holding a wind up toy of a chick and Antony makes a joke that Ian is good at picking up "chicks". Ian received a gift from a person named Jamie revealing a little hoop with streamers as Ian makes it as his new headwear and shows it and call it a "weave" Ian and Anthony started to talk like girls. Anthony told Ian to watch him as Ian says that he doesn't want his weave to get pulled but Anthony said he won't pull it and he stand up with a Pokemon yoyo and played with it as the yoyo glows up. Then Anthony started spinning the yoyo while Ian tells him to be careful making the yoyo hit Anthony's wrist. Ian said to Anthony to walk the dog, rock the cradle with the yoyo and tells Anthony he is a master and should make a yoyo channel called "Anthony Yoyos" or "Yolo Yoyo" neither "Yoyo Proyoyo" they decide to startt it and telling everyone they're serious on starting with the channel, but the yoyo is meant for Ian since he saw a letter from the sender of the yoyo and crumples the letter and throws it to Ian as he said that it missed to his mouth while Anthony says that he isn't aiming for Ian's mouth and Ian throws the crumpled letter

Trivia
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