Sparky Goes to a Club: A story by Anthony Padilla & Ian Hecox

Sparky Goes to a Club: A story by Anthony Padilla & Ian Hecox, or simply Sparky Goes to a Club, is a fictional book on Smosh. Its only appearance was in the 2007 video "Sparky Goes to a Club", which serves as a read-aloud of the book.

Description
Sparky Goes to a Club: A story by Anthony Padilla & Ian Hecox is a storybook by Ian Hecox and Anthony Padilla that details the adventures of Ian's dog Sparky going to a club with a friend. The text is typed up, but the illustrations are drawn in crayon in a way to resemble a child's artwork.

Synopsis
Sparky, a Dalmatian, feels depressed. His best friend, Tyrone, a white dog with a black ears and a gold necklace, ask why he feels so gloomy. Sparky explains that his girlfriend Myrtle cheated on him with his father. Tyrone suggests a solution to his friend's "bitch problems". An excited Sparky thinks his friend is going to say ice cream, but Tyrone dismisses the idea and instead suggests that the two of them go to a local nightclub, Da Club. An excited Sparky obtains a fake ID, commenting that the photo on it looks almost exactly like him. Tyrone agrees, but suggests that he will need to "look older", and gets him a tattoo on his lower back of a heart with dark wings. Sparky exclaims how it is his favorite tattoo.

Waiting in line to enter the club, the two dogs finally make it to the front, where the bouncer asks for their ID and, upon seeing Sparky's, notices that he looks like the photo on his ID, which is revealed to show the face and name of O. J. Simpson. As Sparky sheds a tear from not being able to enter, Tyrone has another idea and explains that they only need to resemble a celebrity, who always manage to "get into da clubs". At that moment, Tyrone spots Owen Wilson, whom Sparky approaches. Wilson asks the dog if he wants an autograph. Sparky takes out a chainsaw and starts to rev it up while a nervous Owen Wilson asks what he is doing; Wilson only screams in agony as Sparky promptly beheads him with the chainsaw, as blood sprays everywhere. Sparky proceeds to wear Owen Wilson's smiling head as a mask, fooling the bouncer into letting him in.

After the club starts playing music by Madonna, Sparky comes down with a headache and asks a "friendly-looking gentleman" in a grey hoodie and green sweatpants if he had anything that could help relieve it. The "kind fellow" sniggers and offers Sparky a small handful of pills, claiming that they will indeed relieve his pain. Ssome time later, the medication takes effect, and Sparky becomes a "dancing machine", hopping onstage and dancing. Joined by the "best-looking pooch in the club", the two "danced the night away". The next morning, Sparky wakes in bed with the same dog he danced with the night prior; however, to his alarm, the dog was actually a man named Robert De Niro. Upset, Sparky jumps off the twenty-story balcony, but harmlessly landed on all fours. Unfortunately, Sparky was immediately hit by a car.

"Sparky Goes to a Club"
The storybook was read by a narrator (voiced by Ian), who speaks in a posh British accent but adjusted his voice and dialect to fit that of each of the characters, as part of a broadcast segment titled Story Time with Sparky. For Sparky, the narrator changes his voice to a raspy, high-pitched voice; for Tyrone, he gives the character a stereotypical "gangsta" accent; for the bouncer, he speaks in a slightly higher pitch in a stereotypical "gay" accent; and for Owen Wilson, he speaks in a slightly muffed Texan accent.