EVERY DOG EVER

EVERY DOG EVER is the nineteenth episode of the Every Blank Ever series and is the fourth episode of 2016 to be uploaded by Smosh.

Synopsis
Dogs are mans best friend. They're also the most predictable pets in the world which makes them either awesome, or really dumb. Or both!

Scenario 1
Two dog owners (Courtney Miller and Shayne Topp) are speaking to their pet dog Bark (Olivia Sui) in their baby voices. It appears that it enjoys such a voice even when the words involves harming it like taking it to a vet.

Scenario 2
Another dog, Fluffy, (Ian Hecox) was taking a dump but its owner (also Shayne Topp) wanted it to hurry up. Fluffy explained that being stared at while it was taking a dump was a bit horrifying.

Scenario 3
A third dog (Shayne Topp) sensed something and started barking just to get shocked by its electric collar. It promised not to bark again just to do that and get shocked once again. It tried again just to be shocked for the third time.

Scenario 4
A fourth dog (Keith Leak Jr.), Ruffles, was humping his owner's leg (Olivia Sui) when she decided that he needed to have his balls chopped off at the vet. Later on back at home, the owner commented on how she loved snowballs while Ruffles commented on how he had no balls now while wearing a medical funnel.

Scenario 5
A fifth dog, Mochi, (Noah Grossman), was given a new blanket by its owner (Courtney Miller) when it decided to shred the blanket and pee on it before saying that it loved it.

Scenario 6
Ruffles was standing around when he needed to pee. However, he couldn't fit through the dog flap in the door due to the cone from earlier.

Scenario 7
Mochi was barking at the vacuum its owner was using due to what it deemed was evil. However, the owner had enough and proceeded to Mochi in an area where it could not get close to her vacuum. Just as she left it, the vacuum revealed that it was sentient and that it would take away Mochi's family, much to Mochi's horror.

Scenario 8
The dog from scenario 1 was apparently attracted to another dog barking late at night, causing its master to get up irritated. Apparently, it was something to do with The Walking Dead and that its master hasn't watched the scene with it yet. The dog apologized and then the dog from scenario 1 asked about the cookie on empire and the other dog said it was crazy. All this kept its owners awake.

Scenario 9
Another owner (Keith Leak Jr.) was telling his dog (Courtney Miller), Sputnick, that he would be gone for an hour. The dog agreed and would wait for it to come back. 1.5 minutes later and Sputnick was starting to be worried and it doesn't know what to do. Another 5 minutes later, Sputnick was writing journal entry number 521 where it stated that it thinks 12 years had already past and that it would lay down to die. Just as it did so, its owner came back. Overjoyed, Sputnick grabbed his leg telling its owner to not leave it again.

Scenario 10
Ruffles' owner decided it was time to remove the cone. Overjoyed with the cone gone, he dashed out onto the road just to naturally be run over by a car. This caused him to get a new one.

Post-video
Turned out that the vacuum that Mochi's owner was using was indeed evil. As she got sucked in, she pleaded with Mochi to save her but all it could do was to tell her that it warned her the entire time.

After Scenario 1
"Every dog ever."

- Anthony Padilla

After Scenario 2
"Everydogever."

- Anthony Padilla

After Scenario 3
"Every god spelt backwards ever."

- Anthony Padilla

After Scenario 4
"Every doug..."

- Anthony Padilla

After Scenario 5
"Everydugever..."

- Anthony Padilla

After Scenario 6
"Every (mimicks a dog panting) ever."

- Anthony Padilla

After Scenario 7
"Why do they eat cat poop?"

- Anthony Padilla

After Scenario 8
"Drop it."

- Anthony Padilla

After Scenario 9
"Roll over."

- Anthony Padilla

Subscription ending
"Thanks so much for watching guys. Click the video on the left to watch bloopers from this video, and this.. (In Behind the Scenes video) Who let the dogs out, who who who whoo? Who let the dogs out? I take myself out. (Accidentally removes his costume's tail) OH! And click the video on the right to watch our last Every Blank Ever, Every New Years Ever. (In said video) Challenge accepted. (He puts on the bag just to naturally suffocate) -gasps- And if you have a fancy touch screen device, go ahead and click all the links down in the description box below."

- In order: Anthony Padilla (AP), Keith Leak Jr., AP, Shayne Topp, AP

Cast

 * Ian Hecox
 * Shayne Topp
 * Keith Leak II
 * Courtney Miller
 * Noah Grossman
 * Olivia Sui