Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-79.101.199.57-20140318135655/@comment-109.93.89.11-20160304210608

Here's another one comedy sketch (action-comedy really). A dude in his apartment in, like, a ten storey building (square base of the building, tall building - vertical) walks by a USB power adapter for some MP3 player or something somebody randomly left plugged in some wall outlet. Now, incidently, the dude carries a USB gamepad at the moment, so when the red light on the adapter in a wall outlet draws his attention he can't help it but to think "What if I plug in this gamepad in that USB power adapter in a wall..." (I guess nothing too interesting would happen in reality, but this is a comedy sketch, right). So he aproaches the power adapter carefully and in a funny way plugs the gamepad USB thingie in it (everything he does would be with funny movements - a physical comedy - think Jim Carry or something). So - nothing happens, but then the dude looks at the gamepad - and then he sees a button on it and says "Well - duh! I forgot to push the START button.. I mean... Wh... Duh..." - he misses a few times so clumsily but then takes a distance with his index finger and hits it  - the gamepad light comes on, the adapter changes light to green. At that moment the whole apartment starts to shake "What the heck? ... Did I put the rumble settings on to high? Wh... Wait a minute - the whole apartment is shaking. W.. the whole BUILDING is shaking.". And then you hear the rocket engines blasting - deafening sound - and a whole building takes off like a big giant rocket (a multitude of huge rocket engines - five at least - covering the entire underside of a building - of course the entire sketch would be heavily CGI-ed). People (residents) in the building are running all around in corridors and everywhere and panicing with their hands in karate pose above their heads (running like chimps) and yelling. But then the dude (by the way - he is somewhere in the middle storeys of the building) - he figures out "Wow, ok, going up, but how about moving around!" - so he moves the left joystick on the gamepad - and now we see some really old granny (deaf? and glasses - somewhat poor sight?) in her apartment sitting at a table in her dining room - a poor woman enjoing her retirement. She sits on her chair and sips on her favourite tea. All of the sudden you see a rocket thruster breaking out of her kitchen pantry-storage-closet, going long all the way through her kitchen and then arrives through her table in front of her and efortlessly breaks the closed glass balcony door on the right side behind her - and stops when the opening of the thruster has fully reached the outside space. Grandma just gets up, commenting "Needs more sugar.". In another apartment a woman, housewife, in a bathrobe and a nightgown and some womany slippers and a transparent nylon bathing cap on and with curlers on her hair - she was doing dishes in her kitchen but then stopped still holding a plate looking around thinking "What the heck is happening?" - a rocket truster also breaks through her kitchen - she jumps so high she fall-sits on a thruster (that thing is, like, 4 feet wide ) - sitting on it now, going backwards, yelling, as it plows through her apartment, finaly stops outside the balcony and she crawls back along the rocket thruster into her apartment. So those are two of about a hundred side rocket trusters breaking out all over the building - they are ready and imediately they fire up. Now The Dude controls the entire building - going left, right, up, down, even some rotation etc. - he drives it forward - but really can't see from the position where he's at - so he is franticaly trying to see from the side of his window - like a hyped-up dog in a car on a car window - so he goes back to the other window and opens it - and now the wind blows through his hair and he holds his arm up - holding the window - and now he drives the whole building like a truck triver sticking his head out of truck window - and hyping-up about it "Wow! Cool! Awsome!". Everyone else in the building is still panicking like chimps, everyone but some crazy neighbor guy (prior to that he was all depressed and so bored out of his head just flicking through channels on his TV and sighing in boredom) - and now - he is even more hyped-up than The Dude. He clamped with his hands and feet on the steel gratings on his shallow balcony/window - he is laughing with his crooked teeth like crazy in his golf shorts and an undershirt and enjoying every second of it with a crazy look in his eyes - all the while, without him noticing, his couch and closet and TV are tumbling and flying around in the background all over his room. Then The Dude thinks "OK. Now - how about these buttons." (on his gamepad (right side) they are numbered: 1 2 3 4) - he presses 1 - the plasma-laser thingies fire (single fire), "Allll right!" - he nods like "Yeah!" - but figures - "Hey - TURBO button ON right?" - and the thingie shoots in rapid succession "That's more like it!", so now he presses 2 - now medium-sized noisy dual rockets fire in quick succession - "Wooow dude!" - so he presses button 3 - a tiny pause - the building starts to shake and a huge rocket is heard as it rumbles out thunderously and slowly (huge!) off the top of the building - exiting the thing - it flies out in an arched trajectory (by the way - The Dude already drove the building to the edge of the city and he is facing some grass fields and some hills) - and, now after a while, right there in the hills - a huge mushroom cloud and the sound after it - The Dude just watches - "Whohohohw AWSOME!" - but then he stops all of the sudden and looks toward the gamepad and thinks: "Wait... If button 3 did THAT... then what does the 4 do? ..." - he really slowly shakingly approaches the button 4 with his index finger - he is so scared - he flies his index finger around like a rocket - flies around in circles around around (all the while the residents of the building are now at the bottom of the building (now turned: rocket) and they are thinking to escape by jumping across to some nearby broken bridge-like structure - fairly safe - you just need guts to do it) - The Dude still rethinking at the gamepad - serious - his eyes wide open - he is confused "A, a, um, a...", but then all of the sudden he changes face to smile :D and presses the 4 quickly and firmly and holds the button. ... Lets it go... ... (silence ... the building is shown from a distance in its entireness just hovering quiely some distance from the ground - the man person resident at the gap - he's bald, fat, and he was interrupted by the whole building thing a while back while he was getting dressed - so he is in his undergarments, socks and shoes - still trying to get the courage to jump - like - less then a meter away) ... still silence... Dude: "... ... ... Nothing ha"(ppened) - just as he was about to say it - *A THOUSAND DEAFENING THUNDER LIGHTNINGS* comming from all the sides of the building start blazing around in a dome-like way - all around - scourging and disintegrating everything around it - Dude: "WHOOOOW! WOOO-HOO! AWSOME, MAN!!" (also the crazy neighbor is rejoicing and looking up - like it's a firework display - "Ooooo..."). After quite a while it stops. Dude: "Wow.". Residents trying to escape - some scrawny man with glasses talking through his nose: "Did it..." - THUNDERS AGAIN SOME MORE - "Did..." - AGAIN SOME MORE - "D..." - one more thunder near by... "Did it go away?". The fat bald man in shoes: "Um... A... Wh... M... I guess..." - everyone: *THEN JUMP AWAY - LETS GO - LETS GO* - so they start jumping across the bridge to safety - PHEW! The dude is awe-struck laughing silly, but then he sees one more little button on his gamepad - it says 'MODE'. Dude: "Hm.. Mode ay? Hmmm... OK!" - presses it. The whole building creeks - the arrows flashing huge white and red lights suddenly  crack flip rotate 180 from the wall,   and they produce a thick red light line on the walls and the sirens and loud buzz-things are heard. The arrows point toward his apartment door - the signs flash 'EXIT'. The female prerecorded voice - serious like some fat military woman - is heard loudly, stadily and in a monotonous way on the megaphones which also flipped or popped out of the building walls - the voice says: "PROCEED TO THE ELEVATOR .. PROCEED TO THE ELEVATOR .." - The Dude shrungs and says: "OK, I guess I'll proceed to the elevator." - so he does. The elevator is just arriving from the bottom floor, the elevator doors slide open - the Dude enters. Above the elvator panel a lid pops up suddenly and still oscilates like a ruller past the edge of a desk when you press-trigger past it holding tightly the other end - and there's a red noisy boinking flashing button and under it it says (The Dude reads it) "What? 'To the Command Chamber'.Hah - well ok then - of we go... to this um Command Chamber right?" (presses the button, the elevator closes - goes up). He is carrying the adapter and gamepad with him by the way. He exits at the thing. "Whoa - I never saw this part of the building - that's for sure. Imagine that.". The turning lights. The electrical humming begins. The heavy blast shields rumble open and he can now see through the window (still a day outside). "Woooow, a-maaaaaaazing.". He straps himself in a heavy chair in front of the window. Plugs in the adapter with the gamepad into the wall socket in gront of him - and now THE WHOLE BUILDING is transforming into a giant human-like thing. The crazy neighbor is jumping up and down with joy and laughing his ass off. His room rotates, but now he stands on the side wall still jumping and laughing. Now The Dude is pressing the MACRO button on his gamepad and figures out to use both gamepad joysticks to walk by moving them forward-backward alternately. So now the whole building walks and everything is tilting left then right and it quakes as it walks - so the heavy chair with The Dude sitting on it is sliding left and right in the Control Chamber - he just enjoys the ride - still silly like a hyperactive dog inside a car - watching all around - left and right - behind - and giggling. Now the whole thing is shown from behind walking slowly into the distance. ...And then flies upward with a sunset in the background or something like that haha :D.