MINECRAFT WAR RAGES ON (Super Mari Fun Time)

Minecraft War Rages On is the seventy-eighth episode of the Smosh Games series Super Mari Fun Time.

Overview
''It would seem the days of peace between the lands of Lasercornia and Mari's Land have ended. A once thriving friendship has dissipated into all out war. Now, Mari turns her sights on reclaiming her land and putting an end to Lasercorn's savage reign.''

Prologue
''Long ago, in a far-off land, there lived two great adventurers named Mari and Lasercorn — well, they were actually kind of noobs, but anyway, together they fought off the dark creatures of the land and created a beautiful safe haven from the things that lurked in the wilderness. But Lasercorn was not satisfied with their meager settlement, and when he happened upon a local village, he took it by force. Mari disagreed with these violent attacks, and when she confronted him, Lasercorn declared war! A great battle ensued and Lasercorn flooded Mari's home, for he's kind of a dick. Mari managed to repair the damage with the help of the brave warrior Wes, but Lasercorn killed Wes and sealed Mari in a mine shaft, for his dickishness knows no bounds. But the story is far from over, and Mari's fate it not yet sealed...''

Sealed in the cave
Mari welcomes her viewers to the episode, with "[her] foe, [her] enemy" Lasercorn, who prefers the word "nemesis". Mari admits that Lasercorn makes for a good villain. Lasercorn asks Mari if she wants to surrender, noting that he can at anytime free Mari from the mine he trapped her in in the previous episode. Mari states that her surrender is unnecessary, as she has crafted a pickaxe to get out. Upon learning this, Lasercorn decided to make it more difficult for Mari by adding more blocks over the sealed entrance. Mari easily finds the exit and sees Lasercorn's nametag moving about in her house and starts mining out, but decides against it as she does not want to come out "just yet". Mari nonchalantly asks Lasercorn about his future plans, which Lasercorn states are making diamond armor, etc.

While searching Mari's house for collectibles, Lasercorn comes across dirt blocks arranged to read "HI". Lasercorn asks Mari if she made that, which she denies, and Lasercorn remembers that he had let Sohinki and Ian play on the server before. Mari asks when, and Lasercorn explains that they wanted to learn how to play Minecraft, despite telling them to not do anything to their house, correcting himself in stating that the house belonged to him and that he can let Mari out of the mine at anytime, if she surrenders to Lasercornia.

Mari's trap and revenge
While moving about the hills, Lasercorn comes across a river with a chicken farm and two rows of wheat in it. Mari states that she has started farming, but was forced to stop when Lasercorn declared war. Lasercorn sees that Ian and Sohinki had made it as there were two signs, one of reading "Hello Mari you don't know who I am" and the other reading "I am always watching, always". There is also a chicken in the fenced area. Lasercorn decides to wreck their farm, stating that no one is allowed to build things in his land. Mari decides to tell Lasercorn that she has found diamonds in the cave, though Lasercorn doesn't believe her. Joven comes over and tells Lasercorn that Mari has indeed found diamonds. Lasercorn attempts to strike a deal with Mari: if he lets her out and assists in mining the diamonds, he will let Mari have half the diamonds.

Mari agrees to Lasercorn's terms and the two call a temporary truce. Mari warns Lasercorn of a lava pit in the cave. Lasercorn decides to bring his diamond sword in case Mari tries anything. Mari asks Lasercorn to bring her some food, as her hunger bar is less than half full. Mari then shows the audience that episode's skin, which shows her in a tiger costume, with a Smosh logo on the back and wearing white and neon underpants. When Lasercorn enters the cave, Mari is laughing when she sees his skin, which is an ear of corn with a Shoop da Whoop face. Lasercorn gives Mari a porkchop, returning her hunger to a decent amount. Mari prefers it when it is peaceful, though Lasercorn reminds her that it is only temporary.

The two pass the lava and to the diamonds. Lasercorn starts to mine the diamonds, seeing a decent amount in the deposit. He mines out a cobblestone block and sees lava on the other side. Mari pushes Lasercorn in and is killed. Lasercorn yells in surprise and curses Mari, who is laughing as she finally got her revenge on Lasercorn. Lasercorn states that now Mari has to die. Mari, still in the cave, hears something taking fall damage nearby and opening her chest. She looks above and sees Lasercorn going through her chest in the cave and yells at him to stop going through her things and leave the cave. Lasercorn attacks Mari, who, having no weapons, attempts to run away from him, but fails and is killed.

Return to war and discovery of Lasercorn's fort
Mari respawns in her house, much to her relief. She grabs a pickaxe, two beds, and a couple of torches from the second story chest, surprised to see how much of her stuff Lasercorn stole. Lasercorn goes to mine the remainder of the diamonds, the other diamonds and everything else in his inventory having been burned the lava. Mari tries to sway Lasercorn into going into the lava again, but Lasercorn, still cross, declares the truce over and war is back. He warns Mari that if she comes down there while he is mining, he will kill her again. Mari, apparently attempting to sneak towards Lasercorn, is mining down, but drowns in water in her way. Lasercorn sees the chat notice this and chuckles, seemingly not knowing about Mari's apparent activities.

Lasercorn halts his search for the diamond deposit as hunger bar is starting to run out. Mari tells Lasercorn of the torch and wood block, marking the location of the diamonds. Lasercorn looks into Mari's chest for food and takes her porkchop. Lasercorn exits the cave and starts hunting for food. Mari, making her way through a forest, notices mobs nearby and warns that they should go to bed soon. They do so, after Mari has some difficulty killing a zombie and skeleton. The next morning, Mari is trying to escape a witch while being poisoned from a potion of harming, and Lasercorn is dealing with zombies, on fire from the sunlight, attempting to break down the door to his hideout. Mari is killed by the witch's potion, much to her frustration.

Later, Mari is attempting to ride a horse, who continually bucked her off. Mari spams the button used to ride the horse, making it trapped in the same motion. Mari laughs at this and compares it to how Lasercorn dances. Sometime after that, Lasercorn declares that he has a plan but refuses to tell Mari, who is above him on a rock ledge. When he sees her, he attempts to jump up to kill her, to no avail. Lasercorn stacks a few cobblestone blocks to reach Mari. The two start to scuffle, but Mari lands all the hits and Lasercorn retreats. Mari notes that she saw the direction Lasercorn came from and climbs the mountain and finds Lasercorn's hideout. Lasercorn chases Mari away, attacking and killing her. She spawns not too far away and sees his hideout on the mountain/hill horizon.

Mari tells her viewers that Lasercorn's hideout is no longer safe as she knows where it is and that she will attempt to ransack it. Lasercorn warns Mari that she underestimates him and that he still has a plan. Mari tells the audience to "check back next time" to see what happens next in her and Lasercorn's feud. Lasercorn reminds Mari that the war could have been prevented had she not pushed him into the lava "like a bitch". Mari calls Lasercorn a "bitch" in return and tells the audience to "keep hashtagging 'maricraft'" as the outro screen appears.

Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-uH6ee7OuQ

Trivia

 * This episode includes the first Previously on Maricraft section, albeit of a different kind.
 * This episode also marks the first time the series was called "Maricraft".
 * There are a number of inconsistencies in the prologue:
 * Lasercorn never stated that he was unsatisfied with their house, instead impressed by what Mari had done to it when he first saw its finished appearance.
 * Mari initially encouraged Lasercorn to raid the village and slaughter its inhabitants, albeit not knowing what it would result in.
 * Lasercorn declared war when Mari call Lasercorn a "bad king", and she never directly confronted him about it.
 * Lasercorn also declared war and was shown ambushing and killing Mari in the prologue. However, this happened on the third attempt, long after Lasercorn declared war.
 * Also, the "great battle" was actually a sneak attack.
 * Wes was not seen doing much, if at all, to help repair Mari's house, instead having been hired by Mari as protection against Lasercorn. However, this may have happened off-screen.
 * The underpants on Mari's skin is likely a reference to her common username "AtomicUnderpants".
 * This is the final episode of Super Mari Fun Time, although the series is continued by Maricraft.