ROCKET LEAGUE (Honest Game Trailers)

Rocket League is the 62nd Honest Game Trailer.

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From the developer who helps other people make the games you know and love (Psyonix) comes the game no one would give a sh** about if it hadn't been free on PlayStation Plus: Rocket League.

Get ready for the next multiplayer phenomenon you're absolutely terrible at, where you'll control jet-propelled cars in a high-flying indoor soccer game that feels more like playing the actual sport of soccer than Pro Evo or FIFA. Welcome to the second entry in a series no one knew was a series, except this time, there's fewer modes, not as many map types, less variety, and way fewer names than the first installment. Supersonic Acrobatic Rocket-Powered Battle-Cars? Just slap a '2' at the end of that bad boy, and we're good to go!

Choose from a list of cars that look completely different, but control exactly the same, then cover it in a bunch of goofy sh**, pick the most annoying boost animation you can possibly find, name yourself "Sephiroth420", and get ready to spam the "Good shot!" emote whenever you score a goal. Now you're playing Rocket League. Oh, yeah!

Take sides in teams of two to four players and jump into the rocketing, flying, backflipping gameplay that's so good, you'll wonder why it's not a real sport. (shows a monster truck landing on its side and bursting into flames) Oh, right.

Hone your skills in the bare-bones training and season modes, then take them online and battle opponents who run at the ball non-stop like a little league soccer team (shows a kids' soccer team, with all the players running at the ball), grind your way up the rank ladder, and finally reach competent players who will destroy you in ways you never realized were possible.

Experience the game that became an eSport three days after it launched and become a fan of the first video game competition that jocks won't want to beat you up for watching, as well as the game that did the impossible and actually made soccer entertaining to watch. (again shows the clip of the kids' soccer team)

So grab a few friends, put a fez on top of your car, and get your pale, scrawny nerd body ready to compensate for all the actual sports you never played, in what's either the most awesome dumb game ever made or the dumbest awesome game ever made. But who cares? Monster trucks!

Starring The Guy Who Constantly Runs at the Ball, The Guy Who Won't Stop Trying to Demolish You, The Guy Who Keeps Trying for Aerials, The Guy Who Disconnects As Soon As You're Down a Point, and The Guy Who Won't Stay in the F!#king Goal! Come on!

FIFA 2042.

Seriously, how much Adderall do you need to take to pull this stuff off?