Simon

"Okay, obviously, one wish goes to getting off this damn island. Maybe I should also wish for a million dollars, too... No, I could make more money with stocks. That's it! I could wish that all my stocks to be extremely successful. I could also be someone famous. Like... Bill Cosby! Ew, wait, he's... old! Ok, I'll just be Hulk Hogan."

- Simon thinking about his wishes.

Simon is a minor character on Smosh. His only appearance was in the 2006 video "Three Wishes", in which he was played by Anthony Padilla.

Personality
Simon is depicted as sensible, evidenced by his approach to leaving the island he and Jake, who is far more foolish and rash, are stuck on, as well as his more rational approach to the wishes the Genie gives him and Jake. However, he is not without immaturity, evidenced by him rejecting a self-comparison to Bill Cosby due to, of all things, the fact that Cosby is old.

Appearance
Simon has neck-long dark hair that is combed to the side over his forehead, brown eyes, and light skin. He wears a dark blue T-shirt and light blue sweats.

"Three Wishes"


Simon approaches Jake and scolds him for trying to start a signal fire without digging a pit first. He proceeds to drop to his knees and tries to dig a pit himself, finding a bong hidden in the sand in the process. After Jake tosses it aside after the bong refuses to be played like a flute, a pothead Genie appears and, after getting over his exit from the bong, offers the two three wishes. Simon shakes Jake in excitement at the opportunity.

Simon turns to face away from the others to think about his wishes. He reserves the first wish to getting off the island he and Jake are stuck on. His first thought for the second wish is to wish for one million dollars, but decides that wishing for successful stocks would be more efficient. For his final wish, he decides that he wants to become famous, comparing his would-be fame to someone like Bill Cosby, but changes his self-comparison to Hulk Hogan.

Simon turns back, but instead of seeing Jake and the Genie, sees Jake sitting by himself in the sand, next to a pink flamingo, but no Genie in sight. Getting anxious, Simon asks where the Genie is, but Jake dismisses his concerns, mentioning that the popcorn he wished for came unpopped. Jake mentions that they can at least use their final wish to escape the island, only for Jake to berate him for not listening (as he already spent all three wishes) and treating him like an idiot before leaving to play with his new, presumably wished-for seahorse.