Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-79.101.199.57-20140318135655/@comment-79.101.199.94-20140731183339

Remembered the inception sound a day ago (never seen the movie by the way), so pop 'goed' the idea (pants* ; pop/poop --- funny ... 9D ...  6. ) :

...Of course everyone noticed the inception sound would make for 'an *EPIC* fart' sound effect - now imagine this sketch: all sorts of different every-day situations - especially on street - with dialogue (say, Ian, looks confused - looking up and down the street, scratches his head - wants to ask someone for directions on the street) - something like: "Excuse me sir could you.." - but then all of the sudden (as a sort of a punch-line... ...and of course to do this they would swap the actual actors for mannequin stand-ins with some mighty firecrackers strapped to their bottoms) - he bends (profile view of course) and his pants explode - rip open - all the while "producing" the inception sound - BWAUGNGH!!! ...Or: a lady carying a load of books: "Oh i dropped my napkin, monsieur could you...", Anthony: "Oh, but, yes, of course, le'me just.." (bends to pick it up) - BWAUGNGH!!! Inception sound. ... A woman twerking with a douchebagy guy with glasses and scarf (Ian acting) behind her next to her pretending to be dancing; suddenly she stops like you hit the pause button at the moment she had a surprised look on her face; confused he lowers his head to her and says "..What?" - BWAUGNGH!!! - He got startled and his glasses askew. - BWAUGNGH!!! (again) - He spils his coctail on his face and makes faces. She than continues twerking, he relaxes from a cringe, then with a cautious look starts dancing a bit again - BWAUGNGH!!! - he jumps and drops everything from his hands in panic and scared says "I'm getting outa here!" - runs out. ...And such situations.

Just thought that would be hilarous to see. (for the inception sound example watch this entire video with Tobuscus -  so cool: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl1rt6NA8Dg - hahaha :D so funny, genius)

Seen another (newest) "Prank interview" on Smosh channel... Sheesh... What. Another one? ... .... ... so lame... (a bit lame anyways but wh... lame) - Well, I guess they get so much views on their channel those actors see it lucrative to apear there - pay Smosh sums of moneyz to feature them - but that's really toooooooooooo endorsing. I guess such offers to Smosh come so fast they don't even get the time to think-up anything good, just spew-up something-anything random - they certainly don't have any oppinions about those people - that's for sure let's not lie about it - it's obvious I&A just seek to fulfil their end of the deal - actor's agents, and movie makers and actors are like: "feature me Smosh, feature me! memmememe, we want our movie to be heard of and advertised!" - "OK - well.. OK, do you have any ideas on how to present that.." - "Well... nnnno.  ... .... Nope. ...How about fake interviews."... Jess...

...Not too long until I&A just start literaly endorsing stuff without any sketch at all - like I said above - then some two fresh youtuber jokers will make their hairstyles exactly like Anthony (emo style) and exectly like Ian and start parodying them for their purely dry endorsment videos doing the surfer dudes accent - camera shaking because one of them is pressing the record button and putting down the camera (Anthony lookalike), the other one (... Ian lookalike) is finishing a greasy chicken drumstick, wiping his hand on his T-shirt, saying  "Um... Yea'. ...Is it on?" - "Yea'." -"Um, like... *burp*" (then the dude with Anthony's hair is reminded to rip the big soda-belch in the background, non-chalantly) "O' yea', um - this is Ian and Anthony, and, um, this is another-week-another-video, ...um, and we need to make, you know... so look here" (takes the product) "um, we're endosing this product slash service and or we like this *khm* you now - we, um, like it very much, like.", - "Yea' we like it sooooo much, yup.", "Yea', like, and it is so good.", - "Yea' it is sooo good, that - exactly - what he said.", "Um... YEAH! And we would like you so much if you buy it slash go watch it you know, and, so... yeah.", "And, look, we like it so much, look how we like it.", "O' yeah, yea', show them some lovin' of the product slash service, that's right.", -"Yeah, this product slash service, um, so good.", "Yeah, so good.", "I think it's that.", "Yea', I recon, it's about a minut and a third.", "Yea'." (presses the stop button).


 * D Hahahaha. How come no one has done exactly that already - go make it haha. They didn't see any of this obviously, they used non of these thus far - haven't seen any of these sketches on their channel - so I allow anyone to use these ideas - go ahead - nothing in return. Go do it. :D What are you waiting for hahaha! :D

Here's a bonus one:

A silly sketch - situation. Picture this: a building - only one green thick bush, not too big, in the middle of it - somewhat secluded but near the pavement, a man behind a bush (obviously he is taking a big ol' dump). A slow skinny elderly lady with white gray hair and a light-brown coat and glasses and a closed umbrella stops on her way and turns to the bush and she doesn't understand the situation obviously cause she's saying very concerned: "Hello... Hello there." -"Mh?" O.o (the man is about 40, a bit fat and not shaven, possibly a construction worker), -"Hello, young man, are you alright? ... Hello. ... ... Do you hear me?" (she is all kind and concerned genuinely), "Ugh, get away... shoo!", "Are you all right? Do you need some help?", -"What da... Yea', yea, sure, go away madame.", "How do you feel, are you good?", (senile granny), "Wha?" (he is seen hiding behind the bushes trying to covertly but desperately wipe, trying not to move or look down cause then it would be "too obvious"), "I was wondering if you are okay. Are you okay?" (in the meantime all sorts of people are stopping arond her - a genuine crowd is gathering - and they are all watching toward the bush with a confused look on their faces and mouths half-opened (they are all a couple of feet behind her - like she is their repressentative of sorts) - they also don't realize the situation (*imposible!*) and are genuinely concerned for the gentleman's well-being, and so it goes on and on - funny because the situation is that no one gets what he's doing although it is totally obvious - even the sounds are heard what's worse because everyone stands in a painfuly silent silence - the sounds of paper being torn and some brushing sounds), -"Yea', yea' sure, um.", granny goes again: -"Hello, young man, do you feel good?", -"Ugh." (he figgures he should gather some dust and leaves to cover it all if they come around the bush afterwards - and you can crisply hear everything he does, and all the while he stares at them - trying not to move his head), -"Um, I'm feeling good, thanks. Very concerned of you. Thanks. I'm all right.", -"...Are you sure?", -"Um, ... yeah. Yes. Um.", "If you are feeling unwell I can call a doctor... ...Um. Is there a doctor?" (she turns to the crowd, all of them nod negatively and mumble something concerned) - granny goes again: "I can call a doctor?", -"No, I'm... perfectly feeling well, madam. ...I asure you. You can go.", -"Are you sure? Are you well?" - and so on and so on - finally he's done and he says "Look there - it's a SOMETHING!" (points to the sky) - everyone looks "Oh, my - it's a something, my goodness." - crowd is consulting internaly all watching there - "Where?" "Is there?" "What?". He runs away in his flip-flops - no one notices. *end of sketch*

Use this sketch too - anyone, freely, use it anyway you wish, nothing in return. ...This sh*t is up for grabs. ('scuse the pun) <D

PS: seen this video on youtube today - laughed so so so hard ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F30KZFVcQSo&index=10&list=UUlOdyTLEcmOmjaVuw6L5Juw ) - Never really watched the first StarTrek series by the way - but it is all so known - actors and all. That parody is genious! 100% must watch it. I am genuinelly mind-boggled how come it didn't hit the fan on youtube yet and went totally viral - like 100 M views or something, it hurt my abs, I was literally rolling on the floor laughing - for real. (Only 44.4 k views - really? that's BS) :D hahahaha