Real Watch Dogs Hacks!/Script

In an alleyway in Los Angeles, Ian and Anthony walk on the sidewalk

ANTHONY

Oh, my God, dude, it's Rob Dyrdek.

(Rob jumps off of his skateboard and lands on it after it does a flip)

IAN

Dude, just play it cool, alright?

ANTHONY

Alright, we got this.

IAN

We're super cool.

ANTHONY

Yeah.

(Ian and Anthony walk pass Rob while talking at the same time)

IAN: Uh.

ANTHONY: Hey. Love you. Love your wings.

IAN: Your blood kick.

AIDEN: (runs away from a van and gives Rob a phone) Here, take this. (runs between Ian and Anthony and pushes them)

ANTHONY: Oh my nipple!

ROB: (checks the phone) Stop light hack? What? (uses the hack and changes the traffic light to green)

BAD GUY #1 (in the van): Oh, dear god! (presses on the brakes)

bad guy #2 (in the van): (accidentally hits his head) Owie!

bad guy #1: (spots Rob) Hey! They got Aiden's phone!

Rob: What?

bad guy #1: Let's get them!

Rob: Let's go, let's go.

Ian: What?!

Anthony: How are we involved in this?

Rob: You're involved. Let's go, let's go.

bad guy #1: (makes a u-turn) We gonna get them.

(Anthony screams as Ian, Rob, and him hide behind two telephone poles as the van passes them without notice)

Rob: Okay, okay. Look, we're gonna have to put together a seriously badass team if we're gonna get away from these bad guys. Alright, Ian, what do you got?

Ian: Um, I can eat two bowls of spaghetti at once.

Rob: Okay Anthony, what do you got?

Anthony: Uh, I can knit a really fashionable scarf.

Rob: Okay stereotypical buff action hero guy, what do you got?

Buff Action Guy: I'm the most dangerous man in the world, and I have (takes out two swords) these!

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