Box-hating couple

The box-hating couple is a pair of minor characters introduced in 2006 whose only appearance was in the music video "Boxman's Christmas". The guy was played by Anthony Padilla and voiced by Ian Hecox and the girl was played and voiced by an unidentified actor who was credited as "Fergie".

Character
The box-hating couple is a couple whose parents were killed by unknown means inside a box factory, which sparked their hatred of boxes. The guy had light skin, brown hair, and brown eyes, and wore a winter hat and a blue winter coat with dull grey stripes, and dark pants. The girl had light skin and red hair and wore a dark coat, dark gloves, and jeans. Both wore black shirts with "I HATE BOXES" in bold white font.

"Boxman's Christmas"


While Boxman is playing in the snow at a mountain cabin resort, he throws a snowball at the girl, striking her in the back of the head and temporarily knocking her out. Her boyfriend, brandishing a baseball bat, approaches Boxman and demands to know why he hit his girlfriend, threatening to attack him. Boxman explains that he was just trying to have fun and pulls out a gun. Waking up, the girl runs over and puts herself between the two, telling them that there is no need to fight and offers herself to both to calm them down. Both the guy and Boxman seem happy with the deal, and the girl instructs Boxman to hurry into their car.

At that moment, Boxman makes note of the "I HATE BOXES" shirts the couple is wearing and starts backing away as the couple starts to hostilely approach him, brandishing boxcutters. The guy reveals that their parents were killed in a box factory and they will kill Boxman to avenge them. Boxman distracts them by claiming to see Bruce Lee and uses the time to escape to his car, driving away as the box bigots chase after him.