When You Get The Vaccine

When You Get The Vaccine is a Smosh music video released on January 8, 2021.

Description
What are you going to do when you finally get the long awaited vaccine?

''This video was shot with a very limited crew. All cast & crew followed all CDC and California COVID-19 precautions and filming guidelines.''

Lyrics
Trio

Ah!

What are you gonna do when you get the vaccine?

What are you gonna do when you get the vaccine?

Kimmy

I'm gonna go to a concert.

Woo!

Trio

What are you gonna do when you get the vaccine?

Ian

Stop washing my hands.

Trio

What are you gonna do when you get the vaccine?

Shayne

Think about the new COVID strain.

You guys heard about this?

It's poised to become the dominant strain,

Rendering the current vaccine useless.

Ian

You're being kind of a downer, dude.

Kimmy

At least he's washing his hands.

Shayne

Too much!

Trio

Ah!

What are you gonna do when you get the vaccine?

Kimmy

I'm gonna go to brunch.

Woo!

Trio

What are you gonna do when you get the vaccine?

Ian

Plunge my dirty hands

In the bunk bin

At the supermarket.

Trail mix,

Brown rice,

Beans,

Gummy sharks.

Trio

What are you gonna do when you get the vaccine?

Shayne

Hug all my friends at work,

And then realize I've forgotten how to do small talk,

So I'll just ask my coworkers uncomfortable questions,

Warranting an investigation by HR.

Hey if you had to hide a carrot on you're person,

Where would you put it?

I know the obvious answer is ass,

But what other holes you got?

Trio

What are you gonna do when you get the vaccine?

What are you gonna do when you get the vaccine?

Kimmy

Get drunk with my mom.

Woo!

Trio

What are you gonna do when you get the vaccine?

Ian

Break up with my pandemic girlfriend.

Sorry babe,

I've got options now.

Uh huh.

Uh huh.

Don't care.

Goodbye.

Now I'm lonely.

Shayne and Kimmy

Ah!

What are you gonna do when you get the vaccine?

Shayne

Address the trauma

Inflicted by over a year

Of isolation.

Kimmy

Wow!

You're gonna do therapy?

Shayne

No!

I'm gonna do drugs!

Kimmy

Oh.

Trio

Ah!

What are you gonna do when you get the vaccine?

Kimmy

Sample every ice cream flavor.

''Thank you! Another.''

''Thank you! Another.''

''Thank you! Another.''

Trio

What are you gonna do when you get the vaccine?

Ian

Tickle the buffest guy at the gym.

Nah,

I've seen buffer.

Trio

What are you gonna do when you get the vaccine?

Shayne

Never have sex again,

Because I haven't touched a human

In three years.

Kimmy

We've only been in quarrantine for a year.

Shayne

I haven't touched a human in three years.

The idea of human contact makes me uncomfortable.

Ian

''Oh. Whoa. Man,''

''It's fine. You'll get-''

Shayne

F***!

Kimmy and Ian

What are you gonna do when you get the vaccine?

What are you gonna do when you get the vaccine?

Kimmy

Go make out with Tim.

Woo!

Kimmy (to Tim)

''I'm sorry. Uh.''

C-Could we actually turn the lights off?

I've been wearing pajamas for over a year,

And I haven't felt sexy for so long

That I don't want you to perceive me.

Yeah.

Actually.

It's fine.

I'm just gonna go.

Tim

It's not your fault, Tim.

It's. It's fine.

Everything's good.

Trio

What are you gonna do when you get the vaccine?

Ian

Kill a real human man.

Kimmy

That's still illegal.

Ian

Damn!

Can I still act it out?

Shayne and Kimmy

Yes, you can.

Ian

Alright!

GO TO SLEEP!

GO TO SLEEP!

GO TO SLEEP!

No.

Kimmy

Damn, you still have a conscience!

Ian

No, it's not that.

I just don't wanna get in their six foot bubble.

It's not safe.

Is the new strain seriously already here?

Shayne

Yeah, it's terrifying.

Trio

Ah!

What are you gonna do when you get the vaccine?

What are you gonna do when you get the vaccine?

Shayne

Travel around the world.

Woo!

Ian

That's it?

Just travel?

'Kimmy

You spent this whole time freaking us out

About things going back to normal,

And you just wanna travel?

Shayne

Yeah,

I guess talking about my anxiety out loud

Made me feel better.

Don't you?

Kimmy and Ian

No!

Kimmy

What if the vaccine doesn't work?

Ian

Yeah,

I can't do another year of this!

Kimmy

I need to work!

Ian

Oh my god,

Me too!

Like,

Am I even hot enough to start an OnlyFans?

Kimmy

Some people are into that.

Ian

Oh my god,

That means NO!

Shayne

What are you gonna do when you get the vaccine?

What are you gonna do when you get the vaccine?

What are you gonna do when you get the vaccine?

Cast

 * Ian Hecox
 * Shayne Topp
 * Kimmy Jimenez

Crew

 * Director: Ryan Finnerty
 * Written By: Monica Vasandani, Ian Hecox & Kurt Maloney
 * Editor: Mike Small
 * Executive Producer: Ryan Finnerty
 * Head Writer: Monica Vasandani
 * Production Manager: Alicia Gaynor
 * Production Coordinator: Jacqi Jones
 * Production Assistant: Andrew Harmon
 * DP: Brennan Iketani
 * Camera Operator: Kevin Rygg
 * Gaffer / AC: Tim Baker
 * Sound Mixer: Greg Jones
 * Art Director: Cassie Vance
 * Art Coordinator: Yasmeen Mughal
 * Art Assistant: Alex Aguilar
 * Wardrobe: Cassidy Kean
 * Assistant Editor/DIT: Matt Duran
 * GFX: Brittany Metz
 * Content Manager: Kiana Parker
 * Stage Manager: David Hill
 * Executive Assistant: Sammie Miller