Food Battle 2010

 "Mmm, oh yeah, that's good. That's very good rock! SHUT UP!"

- Shut Up! Opening  Food Battle 2010 is a Smosh video released on August 13, 2010 and is the fifth installment in the famous Food Battle series. For the fifth year in a row, Anthony and Ian compete against each other to prove which of their favorite foods is superior.

Anthony's Favorite Food: Red Hot Chili Pepper

Introduction
Ian is sitting at the same table in the same field from Food Battle 2006, and is playing with his donuts, reenacting his own interpretation of Anthony's death. Anthony appears behind him, but Ian is unfazed as it is now becoming a yearly occurrence. Anthony demands a rematch, and this time he has a new favorite food: a red hot chili pepper. Ian accepts the challenge and Food Battle 2010 begins.

Helmet
Anthony picks the helmet.

Ian: Ian runs into a wall, but bangs his head and falls to the floor. Result: X

Anthony: Anthony runs into the wall, bangs his head and screams in pain. Result: X

Bulletproof Vest
Ian picks the bulletproof vest.

Anthony: A nervous Anthony kisses the chili pepper before positioning it on his chest. A guy shoots him, only for Anthony to survive. However, right after his checkmark, the guy who shot him points out that there's a hole in Anthony's back. Result: ✓

Ian: Ian gets shot while talking to his donut. Result: X

Nightstick
Anthony chooses the nightstick and pushes the still unconscious Ian off the table.

Anthony: Anthony runs up to a random robber, who tries to run away him but is relentlessly beaten with the chili pepper. Result: ✓

Ian: Ian tries to beat the same robber, now with an arm sling, but to no avail. The robber then takes the donut and pummels Ian with his other arm, before spitting on him. Despite the fact that Ian was beaten, the robber says that it worked, earning Ian a checkmark. Result: ✓

Poison
Before the challenge, Ian accidentally rips a page of the catalog, then suggests this.

Anthony: Anthony gives Ian's mom the chili pepper. She eats it and enjoys the taste. Result: X

Ian: Ian gives his mom the donut. She starts coughing and Ian starts acting maniacal as he watches his mom die. However, it turned out to be a sprinkle she coughed out. Ian cries and his mom hugs him, saying, "You can try to kill me again later." Result: X

Sarah Jessica Parker
This is suggested by Anthony, but Ian declines because "she's gross." Anthony says that Ian's mom is gross, but she is standing in the door way, and she suggests the next one.

Flamethrower
Ian's mom chooses this.

Anthony: Anthony accidentally crushes the chili pepper with his hand before the challenge. Result: X

Ian: As Ian starts to give his donut a pep talk, flames suddenly shoot out, burning Ian's hair. Result: ✓

Teleportation Device
While Anthony chooses the next challenge, he notices Ian wearing a wig. Ian tells Anthony that he burnt all of his hair from the previous challenge and not to judge him. Ian then sobs while Anthony chooses teleportation device; Ian agrees.

Ian: Ian read from a YouTube comment that putting a hairdryer in water will create an electromagnetic field that amplifies teleportation power. He attempts to teleport but farts instead. Result: X

Anthony: Anthony pleads the pepper to teleport him "next to a hot girl and not somewhere crappy like a minefield or something." Anthony successfully teleports himself to a hot girl, but ends up in a minefield. Result: ✓

Contact Lenses
Anthony, paralyzed from the explosion, returns on a wheelchair. Ian mocks Anthony for his current condition. Anthony tells him to shut up and picks contact lenses. Ian agrees but calls Anthony a cripple. Angered at what Ian said, Anthony kicks Ian, making Ian yell, "my labia!".

Ian: Ian puts two donuts on his eyes and waves his hand as he approaches a hot girl sunbathing. He becomes excited, claiming to be touching "the biggest melons in the world." Ironically, Ian was touching actual melons. Result: ✓

Anthony: Before Anthony can start, Ian, not wanting Anthony to win, steps in and starts to push his wheelchair towards the pool. Anthony can do nothing to stop Ian and drowns. Ian says that he always knew Anthony's weakness was water and dying. Result: Anthony is (supposedly) killed by Ian before he can take his turn

Whoopee Cushion (deleted scene)
Anthony: Anthony sets his chili pepper on a chair and sits on it. However, he ends up crushing it, causing the pepper's juices to stain Anthony's pants, he then yelled in disgust “Chili poo!”. Result: X

Ian: Ian sets his donut on a chair and sits on it. After about a second later, Ian farts. Result: ✓

End
Ian is about to be congratulated by the news reporter, when suddenly, Anthony emerges from the pool, completely unharmed. Shocked, Ian starts to back up as Anthony approaches him, but steps into the bucket of water with the hairdryer inside from his attempted teleportation device and gets electrocuted. Anthony reveals to Ian that he learned how to survive underwater "by holding [his] breath" from Food Battle 2006. He also fibbed about being paralyzed by the explosion. Ian is shocked that Anthony lied to his own best friend, but Anthony points out Ian just tried to kill him, and that he thought Ian was dying. Noting this, Ian immediately drops dead.

The reporter congratulates Anthony and asks him what he's going to do now, who then responds that he's going to go home and play with Pogs. He then asks the reporter if he wants to come, who replies, "NO!"

Script
Food Battle 2010/Script

Trivia/Goofs

 * This marks the fourth anniversary of Food Battle, while it is not on the same day Food Battle 2006 was released.
 * Anthony's favorite food is an obvious reference to the American rock band Red Hot Chili Peppers.
 * This is the first Food Battle where no one says a pun.
 * In the Whoopee Cushion deleted scene, a shirtless Ian with a jar on his head is briefly seen before the camera zooms into the Whoopi Goldberg chair cushion.
 * This video was featured on an episode of Kids React by the Fine Brothers. Anthony and Ian later reacted to the Kids React video in an episode of Ian is Bored.
 * This is the first Food Battle video where Ian screams in pain and then shouts an organ of the female reproductive system, the second being in Food Battle 2011.
 * This is the second time an episode of Food Battle has a hot girl in the thumbnail. The first was Food Battle 2009.
 * For an unknown reason, both the women who appear in the episode were credited twice on episode's IMDB page.
 * If Anthony's weakness was water, he would have died by dehydration.
 * However, it was revealed that he was survived underwater by holding his breath during the time between Food Battle 2006 and 2007.

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