Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-79.101.199.57-20140318135655/@comment-93.86.84.244-20151121193836

Funny characters ideas: =D

The Jokinator 1-1000    --- a humanoid robotic comedian - endless fun and laughter - improvising and playing from his wast onboard joke'n'gag database - great fun on birhday parties etc. - absolutely unstopable - you will roll on the floor laughing, 100% guranteed, until your abs start hurting real bad, choking and laughing and tearing-up, and then you beg him to stop doing his funny stuff and shenanigans and laughable stunts and funny faces and walks and moves and sounds and parodies and interactions (everything is an inspiration for the Jokinator 1-1000 he has a hilarious reply for everything you can imagine to say) - but can he stop - no - cause he's a gag-machine - literally - doing totally unexpected things (unlike that clown lameness of yesteryear) - only $9,999.99 - just don't ask him why he's called Jokinator 1-1000 or - look - look - he is hicking real bad - and what look now - he's vomiting screws and nuts and bolts right there on your brand new shoes, J1-1k:"Bolts?! I don't remember eating any bolts! Speaking of bolts..." - he lifted his index finger and he is saying: "One-onethousand, two-onethousand..." (don't stand near him now!) - WHAM - thunder strike - don't worry he's a professional - would you look at that! ... Oh, Jokinator 1-1000, how we love the.

The Harking Spitters    --- a  funny-lookin'  group of persons, usually seen walking the streets in a tight bunch formation - they are probably (turists) from some unusual culture or a very distant tribe visiting civilisation to see its wonders for the very first time - but just like you have cultures in which they nod their heads sideways for 'yes' and up-down for 'no' (or whatever), or they fart after lunch to show appreciation for the meal they had, so they too have this perculiar thing - of spitting on objects as a sign of great appreciation and or admiration for them ... so you can just imagine what rapid unsynchronised barrage of harkin' and spittin' they would commence if they rrrrrreally appreciate something extraordinary they see for the first time)