Transformers Rap (song)

"Transformers Rap" is a rap song written and recorded by Ian Hecox and Anthony Padilla of Smosh. It was released on June 15, 2007, available for download on Smosh.com on the same day as the music video of the same name. It was later included in their first album, Sexy Album, which was released on December 10, 2010.

Credits

 * Writers — Ian Hecox, Anthony Padilla
 * Vocals — Anthony Padilla
 * Beat — Lance Dean – "The Ellarsound"

Lyrics
Song (with credits)= Intro:

Transformers

Transformers

R-r-r

Transformers

R-r-r

Transformers

R-r-r

Transformers: Robots in disguise

Anthony:

I'll tell you 'bout one day when I was young

I was flippin' through the channels when I saw something on

Something 'bout robots that destroy each other

It made me want to go blow up my mother

Ian:

Ooh, Anthony is not alone

It made me want to go blow up my home

Eventually, I did, but that ain't the point

I love bad grammar and I wish I could rhyme

Anthony:

And if you didn't get what we're talkin' about

We're talkin' 'bout the most amazing thing around

If you thinkin' Transformers, then you was right

'Cause everybody knows that they hella tight

Ian:

Transformers' creators wouldn't pay us to make this rap

They told us that this script was full of nonsense

I bet you thought I was gonna say crap

because it rhymes with rap, but I'm better than that

Ian and Anthony:

TRANSFORMERS will punch you in the face

TRANSFORMERS won't do the Macarena

TRANSFORMERS always say no to drugs

Transformers: Robots in disguise

Anthony:

They don't even need to use a glock

They can take you down with their electric shock

Hurt more than a bodyslam from The Rock

But not as much as a slap from my... hand

Ian:

Ooh, have you heard about Optimus Prime?

Sweeter than a cherry, sour than a lime

If your booty's gettin' hot and it keeps gettin' hotter

He'll turn into a firetruck and spray you with water (Damn!)

Ian and Anthony (alternating):

Optimus knows how to use his hose

He be treatin' his friends like he treats his hoes

Sucks Pixie Sticks right through his nose

Until his nose unloads and explodes busloads

Ian:

Ooh, you like that, we switched it up

Like when Decepticons kicked Autobot butt

And Thunderblast is a slut

What? She—she is...

TRANSFORMERS will find a cure for death

TRANSFORMERS won't do your algebra

TRANSFORMERS are against terrorism

Transformers: Robots in disguise

Anthony and Ian (alternating):

The dopest parties are thrown by the Autobots

Disco dancin' and chicks hella hot

They got moves like you ain't ever got

Ian and Anthony:

No weed, no spank, no crack cocaine!

Anthony:

They don't need that stuff to keep their party insane

Moves so whack that you can't explain

Dancing so crazy that'll melt your brain

Ian and Anthony:

Moves that Decepticons could never attain (Haha!)

Anthony:

You hear that Megatron, you ain't got no game

Autobots, throw it up, makin' you look lame

You fight to contain the shame you've obtained

Optimus will take you out with impeccable aim

Ian:

TRANSFORMERS don't give a damn what y'all say

TRANSFORMERS hit the club, like, every day

Anthony:

TRANSFORMERS blow things up with satisfaction

Explode your face like a chain reaction

Ian and Anthony (alternating):

TRANSFORMERS will run for president

TRANSFORMERS won't dress for Halloween

TRANSFORMERS: Hardcore since '84

Outro:

Transformers-formers-errrr... Transformers
 * -|Song (without credits)=

Transformers

R-r-r

Transformers

R-r-r

Transformers

R-r-r

Transformers: Robots in disguise

I'll tell you 'bout one day when I was young

I was flippin' through the channels when I saw something on

Something 'bout robots that destroy each other

It made me want to go blow up my mother

Ooh, Anthony is not alone

It made me want to go blow up my home

Eventually, I did, but that ain't the point

I love bad grammar and I wish I could rhyme

And if you didn't get what we're talkin' about

We're talkin' 'bout the most amazing thing around

If you thinkin' Transformers, then you was right

'Cause everybody knows that they hella tight

Transformers' creators wouldn't pay us to make this rap

They told us that this script was full of nonsense

I bet you thought I was gonna say crap

because it rhymes with rap, but I'm better than that

TRANSFORMERS will punch you in the face

TRANSFORMERS won't do the Macarena

TRANSFORMERS always say no to drugs

Transformers: Robots in disguise

They don't even need to use a glock

They can take you down with their electric shock

Hurt more than a bodyslam from The Rock

But not as much as a slap from my... hand

Ooh, have you heard about Optimus Prime?

Sweeter than a cherry, sour than a lime

If your booty's gettin' hot and it keeps gettin' hotter

He'll turn into a firetruck and spray you with water (Damn!)

Optimus knows how to use his hose

He be treatin' his friends like he treats his hoes

Sucks Pixie Sticks right through his nose

Until his nose unloads and explodes busloads

Ooh, you like that, we switched it up

Like when Decepticons kicked Autobot butt

And Thunderblast is a slut

What? She—she is...

TRANSFORMERS will find a cure for death

TRANSFORMERS won't do your algebra

TRANSFORMERS are against terrorism

Transformers: Robots in disguise

The dopest parties are thrown by the Autobots

Disco dancin' and chicks hella hot

They got moves like you ain't ever got

No weed, no spank, no crack cocaine!

They don't need that stuff to keep their party insane

Moves so whack that you can't explain

Dancing so crazy that'll melt your brain

Moves that Decepticons could never attain (Haha!)

You hear that Megatron, you ain't got no game

Autobots, throw it up, makin' you look lame

You fight to contain the shame you've obtained

Optimus will take you out with impeccable aim

TRANSFORMERS don't give a damn what y'all say

TRANSFORMERS hit the club, like, every day

TRANSFORMERS blow things up with satisfaction

Explode your face like a chain reaction

TRANSFORMERS will run for president

TRANSFORMERS won't dress for Halloween

TRANSFORMERS: Hardcore since '84

Transformers-formers-errrr... Ian:
 * -|Music video credits=

Transformers

Bur-bew-new new-new-new

Robots in disguise

Transformers

Bur-bew-new new-new-new

They're more than meets the eye

They'll turn into a firetruck and run you over 'cause you drive a Hummer which gets 14 miles to the gallon

While my Honda gets 35!

Bur-bew-new new-new-new-new de-new! Ian:
 * -|Bloopers=

Ooh, Anthony is not alone

It made me want to go blow up my home

Eventually I did, but that ain't the point

I love bad grammar and repeatin' my words And that was the wrong line because we changed it

And I feel like shit

Ooh, Anthony is not alone

It made me want to—

Ooh, Anthony is not alone

It made me want to go blow up my—

Ooh, Anthony is not alone

It made me want to go blow up my home

Eventually I did, but that ain't the point

I love bad grammar a-a-aaaah...

I love bad grammar and wish I could rhyme!

Ooh, Anthony is not alone

Wish he could—

Ooh, Anthony is not alone

It made me want to go blow up my home

Eventually I did, but that ain't the point

I love bad grammar and I wish I could rhyme!

One more time!

Ooh, Anthony is not alone

It made me want to go blow up my home

Eventually I did, but that ain't the point

I love bad grammar a—

Ooh, Anthony is not alone

I wish he could go blow up my home

I said the wrong bar, dam-mit!

Ooh, Anthony is not alone

It made me want to go blow up my home

Eventually I did, but that ain't the point

I love bad grammar and I wish I could rhyme!

Ooh, Anthony is not alone

It made me want to go blow up my home

Eventually I did, but that ain't the point

I love bad grammar and I wish I could rhyme!