Every School Assembly Ever

"Every School Assistant Ever" is the 205th Every Blank Ever episode released in Smosh on August 16, 2021.

Description
''Close that textbook, because it’s time to crowd into a smelly school gym and listen to an adult man who peaked in high school prepare you for a myriad of life’s most anxiety inducing situations! This is EVERY SCHOOL ASSEMBLY EVER!''

''This video was shot with a very limited crew. All cast & crew followed all CDC and California COVID-19 precautions and filming guidelines.''

Technical Difficulties
Mr. Fent (Noah Grossman) the principal fails to hype the assembly due to technical difficulties.

Drugs
Michael's brother (Keith Leak Jr.) proclaims that drugs are winning the war against drugs.

Campaign
Charity (Courtney Miller) announces her promises if she'll be class president, until Mr. Fent pulls her out.

Recorder Playing
Three recorder players (Noah, Ian Hecox, and Damien Haas) play their recorders out of tune.

Rewards
Mr. Fent rewards the assembly Yo-Yo-Seewa (Damien), who gets booed.

Cyberbullying
Kevin (Ian) fails to advise the assembly on cyberbullying as he gets cyberbullied by AirDrop.

Musician Brother
Michael's brother tells the story of Michael's music career.

Sex-Ed
After lamenting on why he chose to be a drunk driver, Mr. Fent teaches sex-ed along with his best friend, Sexual "Sexy Ed" Edward.

Dancers
Amber Roberts (Courtney) and Lil' Keisha (Keith) dance for the assembly.

Preaching
Yo-Yo-Seewa preaches as he gives some yo-yo tricks.

Musical collabs
The recorder players, Amber Roberts, and Lil' Keisha collab in the stage.

More Sex-Ed
Sexy Ed gives more sex-ed advice.

More Drugs
Michael's brother suggests that if someone offers you drugs, sell it for higher (price).

Cast

 * Ian Hecox as a recorder player and Kevin
 * Courtney Miller as Charity and Amber Roberts
 * Damien Haas as a recorder player and Yo-Yo-Seewa.
 * Keith Leak Jr. as Michael's brother and Lil' Keisha
 * Noah Grossman as Mr. Fent, a recorder player, and the voice of Sexy Ed

Crew

 * Director: Ryan Finnerty
 * Written By: Olivia DeLaurentis and Sydney Heller
 * Editor: Blake Jarvis
 * Executive Producer: Ryan Finnerty
 * Head Writer: Monica Vasandani
 * Production Manager: Alicia Gaynor
 * Production Coordinator: Jacqi Jones
 * Production Assistant: Heidi Ha
 * DP: Brennan Iketani
 * Camera Operator: Jonathan Na
 * Sound Mixer: Greg Jones
 * Art Director: Cassie Vance
 * Art Coordinator: Yasmeen Mughal
 * Art Assistant: Alex Aguilar
 * Wardrobe: Lena Frostestad
 * Assistant Editor/DIT: Matt Duran
 * GFX: Brittany Metz, Winton Foulds
 * Content Manager: Kiana Parker
 * Stage Manager: David Hill