Bot Best Friend Theme Song

He'll play with you and wipe your nose

Make your bed and tickle your toes

So much fun wherever he goes - he's Bot Best Friend

He'll beat up bullies and hug your mom.

He's always right and he's never wrong.

He's the one who wrote this song.

He's Bot Best Friend - Everybody!

Bot Best Friend - C'mon!

BOT BEST FRIEND (murderous voice)

Bot Best Friend.

''Play fun games and ride a bike Kick your butt in a pillow fight Step outside and fly a kite He's Bot Best Friend!

''He'll clean the house and mow the lawn. Scrub the toilet and wash your thong Incriminating evidence will all be gone! He's Bot Best Friend!''

''He'll dance in the park and in the street At the playground On a beach! When it comes to getting down he can't be beat He's the Bot Best Friend''

(romantic voice)

He's the coolest thing just looking for love

Mainly boys

Never girls

He's the coolest thing to see all that love

And He's Bot Best Friend

''He's a sexy bot, just looking for love. Rub you down with a velvet glove. He'll make you cry like a pretty dove. Bot Best Friend.''

(Horror Voice)

HE'LL GET OUT A GUN OR HE'LL GET OUT TWO

BOIL YOUR BLOOD

EAT YOUR BONES

HE CAN EAT YOU UP SOOO MUCH

BOT BEST FRIEND

HE'LL GET OUT HIS SORD AND EXUCUTE

HE HATES YOU

HE KILLS YOU

HE PUTS WEED UP YOUR COCK

BOT BEST FRIEND

''HE'LL RIP OUT YOUR EYES AND EAT YOUR NOSE! HE CAUSES DESTRUCTION WHEREVER HE GOES! HE ONLY WANTS TO EAT YOUR SOUL! BOT BEST FRIEND!''