Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-79.101.199.57-20140318135655/@comment-93.87.252.207-20150729170759

The second idea:

This one is music with changed lyrics so it becomes funny instead of, I guess, tough as originally - all in good humor of course. So the changed lyrics (and synopsis) go something like this:

(Ian and Anthony are in the house for this sketch - they start in the livingroom - they are so hungry that they can't even crawl. So the lyrics begin by I&A interchangebly barely saying words - cause they are too hungry for either of them to say the whole sentence:)

1-I an: We're..

2-A nthony: So..

3-I: Freakin'..

4-A: Hungry..

5-I: We..

6-A: Must..

7-I: Eat..

8-A: Something.. (strugling)

9-I: Right..

10-Both: ...NOW.

[instrumental part] (At 'NOW', like by a signal, they get up at the same time and stumble towards the kitchen bent and holding their hungry stomachs and going through cupboards and drawers and other areas (opening and closing as the rhytm goes) - there's nothing but spider webs)

I (stands more inside the kitchen, holding his hungry stomach):

I'm so hungry -

my stomach's gowling like a bitch.

[music]

A:

I'll grab this handle -

I'll open up the fridge. (comedicaly does exacly what he says exactly when he says it)

[music]

I:

But look inside's

one piece of toast - oh wow... (puts his palms toward forehead in disbelief)

[music]

A:

O sh**,

what the f*** 'r' we going to do now? (really panicking)

[music stops]

I (shortly): I know. (raises index finger)

Both: (as they spread peanut butter over the toast)

WE'LL MAKE OURSELVES A SANDWICH.

WE'LL MAKE OURSELVES A SANDWICH.

WE'LL MAKE OURSELVES A SANDWICH. (Ian puts hand on his chin - and remembers what could a sandwich be made with)

A PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICH! (gets a peanut butter jar and poits his other hand to it - like - that's the stuff)

[music]

I:

OK we've spread it all over the toast,

but frankly I'm not really happy..

A: (interupting the verses, saying it more for himself; rhyme continues in the next verse)

There must be something more in the fridge - lemme just hop to see for a sec.

[music] (Anthony goes to the fridge)

There is just a jar of jam...

and it's kinda empty. (Ian also looks to the jar)

[music stops] (they look baffled, with an empty look into an alnost empty jar of jam)

Both: (as they scrape the jam jar and put some jam on the sandwich)

WE'LL PUT SOME JELLY ON TOP.

WE'LL PUT SOME JELLY ON TOP.

WE'LL PUT SOME JELLY ON TOP

A PEANUTBUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH.

Again:

WE'LL PUT SOME JELLY ON TOP.

WE'LL PUT SOME JELLY ON TOP.

WE'LL PUT SOME JELLY ON TOP

A PEANUTBUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH.

[music changes](a tall man with gray hair, blues suit, lighter blue shirt and red tie shows up in a picture comming in from the left side (overlayed via greenscreen) - he speaks like he is explaining the weather forcast or better yet presenting in an infomercial)

Grey-haired man: [looking and pointing in their direction with both of his hands]

They took a knife -- to cut it in half -- [he turned and looked into the camera and he's showng with both of his hands to the viewer some slow sendwich halfing motion, specially, to really make that clear (comedic)]

one for Ian, one for Ant. (points to each of them respectively)

Their eyes wide open, their mouths so drool. They chew it down, while their stomachs growl. I: (suddenly remembered)

We must wash it

down with something!

A: (happy)

Gotcha buddy. You bet! (points at Ian)

These two cartons of milk will have to do.

Bottoms up... (they open them and both start drinking at the same time)

Gray-haired man: (turns from them to the camera)

...They chug it too. (worrysome expression, he cringes and steps out of frame to the left)

Both: (as they vomit because milk is badly spoiled --- bet you didn't see that comming ;) )

WE PUKE ALL OVER   THE FLOOR.

WE PUKE ALL OVER   THE FLOOR.

IT IS ALL NOW ON THE FLOOR.

OUR PEANUTBUTTER AND JELLY SENDWICH.

Again:

WE PUKE ALL OVER   THE FLOOR.

WE PUKE ALL OVER   THE FLOOR.

IT IS ALL NOW ON THE FLOOR.

OUR PEANUTBUTTER AND JELLY SENDWICH.

(As the music ends slowly the video ends as Anthony mops the floor with a broom and Ian reads the expiration date on those cartons of milk - almost a year ago.)

Got the idea while watching that video when Ian was singing karaoke on E3 (hint, hint).

This one is for guessing. For 100 points ;) : What is the song for these alternate lyrics?

(by the way: I don't speak German - pretty much don't understand a thing from the original song)

(and also: choose instrumental version that is arranged the same as the official one with lyrics)

[anyone is free to use this idea]