Lucius Malfoy

"I'm so sorry, Dark Lord! It's just -- I'm a sucker for avocado!"

- Lucius Malfoy to Lord Voldemort

Lucius Malfoy is a Smosh character based on the character of the same name from the Harry Potter franchise. He is portrayed by Noah Grossman.

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Lucius is about to be asked by his master Lord Voldemort for his wand to kill Harry Potter when Voldemort notices Lucius about to eat a sandwich. Voldemort freaks out, and Lucius asks if the sandwich is not a snack for the Death Eater meeting. Voldemort yells that the sandwich is a Horcrux, but admits he "did not really think that one through". Lucius agrees and is about to take a bite when Voldemort freaks out again. Lucius apologizes, blaming his weakness for avocado.