Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-79.101.199.57-20140318135655/@comment-178.222.175.159-20140602174845

Addition to the song: Anthony's part (the level of ridiculousness need do be stepped-up, otherwise it would be repetitive - it must be with a twist; now let's see...)

[Anthony also has a serious face all the time and stands completely still, all cool, plus that shine in his cool all-black plastic sunglases, deep voice so chicks fall around, ...and ridiculous of course]

Borscht is what I had in the morning and I thought the day will be kinda boring, so all the way I was sipping on prune juice, home-brew, screw that artificial produce. What can I say - I like living on edge, and as a boyscout I even got that badge. [now some chick steps-up to Anthony and reveals a badge on the inside of Anthony's cool jacket - the badge says: "living on edge"; and maybe add some other badges - something funny - like: "tying shoelaces", "brushing teeth", "milking a goat", etc.] Haters gonna hate, while I'm having a ball, what can I say - that's how I roll. I had to have one tub of ice-cream all mine, and to top it all - I washed it down with brine. We're da coolest dudes at pool parties, we get da pool for ourselves after our farties. [now a scene where they stand like that in the middle of a pool while brown water begins to spread all around them and the crowd in the pool around them is freaking-out and trying to get out of the pool as quickly as they can, screaming like panicing chimpanzees, like there's a freaking shark in there - all the while they just stand beside eachother with their cool all-black sunglasses on, motionless] I don't watch for that last step - don't care for no doozies, I say no to Pepto-bismol cause Pepto-bismol is for woosies. I waited 'till night - nothing happened, went to see ya now I'm here at the club but still... [nods his head in negation and dissapointed B-\, then back to unamused B-| , ... ... , but then unexpectantly his face changes to surprise 8-V, then B-o, then (( B-D )), then B-| again - and then just says it:]

Diarrhea.

[the same refrain like after Ian's part (it's: 'Diarrhea.' - unemotionally said, then a large pause (like: 10 seconds), then again 'Diarrhea' etc. (total: 4 times) - with a constant tempo rrrreally low-freq. bass banging' - pulsing the whole club (put the camera on a speaker box and let it record the crowd while shaking)]

(explicit written permission: use these rhymes - whatever you want, I don't give a rat's ass, don't care for credits - everything is fan-driven anyhow)