Hoes

"He be treatin' his friends like he treats his hoes!"

- Anthony, referring to Optimus Prime

The Hoes are a pair of characters on Smosh consisting of Ho 1, played by Jessica Johnson, and Ho 2, played by Samantha Burns. Their only appearance was in the 2007 music video "Transformers Rap".

"Transformers Rap"
While Ian and Anthony rapped about the formidable nature of Optimus Prime, Ian mentioned that Optimus "knows how to use his hoes", albeit with the visual gag of a hose. In the following shot, Anthony explained that Optimus treats "his hoes" like his friends. While rapping this, he sat on a couch with the aforementioned Hoes, who sat close to him while twirling their hair.

Characteristics
Both of the Hoes are women with light skin and wore tank tops, thin jeans, and earrings. Ho 1 has blonde and brown hair and wore a white tank top with what appears to be stylized black text on the front. Ho 2 has brown hair and wore a tank top with blue stripes.

Smosh

 * "Transformers Rap"