DINO DATING LOVE SONG (One Hour Song Machine)

DINO DATING LOVE SONG (One Hour Long Machine), formerly titled "DINOSAUR LOVE SONG W/ CARLIE CRAIG (One Hour Song Machine)",  is the first episode of the new show One Hour Song Machine  released August 14, 2017 created for the newly revamped channel Smosh Pit and the new slate of shows.

What is the Song About?
(to be added)

** also, see the lyrics below**

Lyrics
Carlie: Hey there. Did you know there's only one dinosaur that still exists and isn't extinct, and that dino's got a tinder. Sit back. I'll tell you about him.

Let me tell you 'bout this dino I know

His name is Cory the T-Rex

He's a romantic

But he takes it slow

You'll never believe what happens next

He's the only dinosaur of modern times

So it's hard to find a lady

He takes his cellphone and he swipes with his nubbin and lands on a bitch named Sadie

Whooooaaa!

Keith and Carlie: Dabba Dabba Dabba Tinder

Dabba Dabba

Swipe on these hoes

Dabba Dabba Dabba Tinder

Dabba Lookin' for dinos on his phone

Carlie: Take it away Cory

Keith: I can't see what I swipe

Carlie: (no he can't)

Keith: This ain't fair

No this ain't right

Carlie: (it ain't right)

Keith: I just need a lady to tuck me in at night

Carlie: (tuck it tuck it)

Keith: Cause grasping blankets is an uphill fight

Carlie: (climb up now)

Keith: Tryin' to find my fish in the ocean

But I can't see love because my visions based on motion

Carlie: (stayin still)

Keith: Sadie is a human but also the worst

Carlie: (I'm a bitch)

Keith: But I need help so I'll date her cause she's a nurse

Keith and Carlie: Dabba Dabba Dabba Tinder

Dabba Dabba

Swipe on these hoes

Carlie: (swipe on 'em swipe on 'em)

Keith and Carlie: Dabba Dabba Dabba Tinder

Dabba Lookin' for dinos on his phone

Carlie Let me break it down!

Keith and Carlie: Stegosaurus

Brontosaurus

Barney

Pterodactyl

Reptar

Carnivore

Triceratops

Carlie: ''Uh! Uh!''

Keith and Carlie: Jurassic

Classic

Love

What's Happnin'

Carlie: Now let me break it down for you now

Here we go

Here we go

Here we go

He wishes he could have a dino

But he'll get this human va-gino

This is a modern day love story with our boy Cory

The dino

Keith and Carlie: Dabba Dabba Dabba Tinder

Dabba Dabba

Swipe on these hoes

Dabba Dabba Dabba Tinder

Dabba Lookin' for dinos on his phone

Carlie: Whooooaaa!

Dabba Dabba Dabba Tinder

Yeeeeaaahhhh!

Dabba

Dab on 'em

Dab on 'em

Dab on 'em

Dab on 'em

Dab on 'em

Dab on 'em

Hitting' it

Keith: (here we go)

(here we go)

Keith and Carlie: Dabba Dabba Dabba Tinder

Dabba Dabba

Swipe on these hoes

Carlie: He's a dancing dino

Keith and Carlie: Dabba Dabba Dabba Tinder

Dabba Dabba

Lookin' for these hoes and these hoes

These hoes

These hoes

These hoes

These hoes

Carlie: These hooooooooes

Keith: La da da de daaaahhhh

Trivia

 * The length of this song is 3 minutes and 15 seconds.
 * The dinosaurs featured in the song were:
 * Stegosaurus
 * Brontosaurus
 * Pterodactyl
 * Triceratops
 * Barney - (Barney & Friends)
 * Reptar - (Rugrats)
 * Jurassic - (Jurassic Park and Jurassic World)