Taken 3 - TRAILER

Taken 3 - TRAILER is a Smosh main channel video.

Brief Synopsis: In the third Taken movie, before he had his daughter and his wife taken from him, Bryan also had something taken from him when he was younger: his dog, Banjo.

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Before his wife and daughter were taken, someone else was taken when he was young. Bryan (Ian) put Banjo, his mutt, out at the backyard to help his mom unpack. Unfortunately, Banjo escaped through the fence and ran away from the house. Upon learning of this, Bryan is panicked about Banjo’s safety. To calm down Bryan, his mother told him that Banjo would turn up, but Bryan thought that he might get taken somehow. When the guy in the animal control truck (Anthony) finde Banjo, the dog called his master to help him. Bryan talks to Banjo with his hamburger phone, but couldn't understand him because Banjo doesn't speak English. He also doesn't want Banjo to get taken into the animal shelter. When the animal control employee puts a leash on Banjo's collar, he calls Bryan. Bryan wants to know why the guy took Banjo; he responded that the dog was lost. Bryan tells the guy that he doesn't have any money as he had spent it all on Pokémon cards, but has a penchant for karate chopping men in the neck area and then shooting their wives in the knee cap. Bryan doesn't know who the animal control guy is (which the guy responds to by stating that his name is Robert), but when they meet, Bryan is going to kill him. Robert-none the wiser- tells Bryan that he could just come over to the pet shelter to pick up his dog. Bryan starts to leave for the shelter, but before doing so, he’s confronted by his mom who wants to know what he is doing. Bryan tells her that he is taking away the employees' lives for taking away Banjo. However, the mother thinks it was a joke and telling him that he has to hurry up because he has taken his time.

Bryan goes to animal shelter with his gun and karate chopped four people (three employees and one customer) in the neck area. When he finds Robert, Bryan pointed his gun towards him and questions him, "Where's Banjo?" When Robert start to answer, Bryan randomly shoots the girl next to Robert in the kneecap and still continues to question Robert. When Robert tells him in fear that Banjo was in the third kennel, Bryan thanks him by karate chopped him in the neck like the others. When Bryan was in the kennel room, he karate chops and repeatly shoots the employee giving him back Banjo. Bryan is pleased and jovial to be reuniyed his dog and tells him that he will never be taken again and that he’s taking Banjo home right now as the scene freezes and  a rainbow appears.

Alternate Scene
Bryan tells his mother that he is taking away the employee's virginities, pants, blood, Twilight books (Bryan likes the books), gold, skin, boom microphones, armpit hair, butt cheeks, women, or kitty helmets. Then it reveals that he doesn't know his lines.

Deleted Scene
When Bryan's mother thought that her joke was funny, Bryan thinks it's only funny in a land where every sh**y joke is funny.

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(This appears 20 summers later.)

Bryan (Tom Hart) thinks someone had taken his diaper. His grandson (Anthony) says that no one has taken it and that he just has Alzheimer's Disease. Bryan found his diaper and sees that he has taken a s**t.

Script
Taken 3 - TRAILER/Script

Trivia/Goofs

 * The video makes viewers believe that this is a possible STUPID MOVIE SEQUELS PART 2
 * This is the first Smosh video where the sequel trailer is before the movie that the sequel is representing.
 * This is the second parody video where the fake trailer of the sequel and the premiere of the movie that the sequel is representing are in the same year. The first one was with Home Alone 6 in STUPID MOVIE SEQUELS.
 * Banjo calls Bryan on a silver flip phone, while Bryan talks to Banjo on a corded Hamburger phone
 * Before Bryan enters the scene, his mom's box has a "TOXIC" sticker on the side with skull and crossbones, while the other side has an evil pumpkin with "HALLOWEEN VIBRATORS" on it.
 * El Smosh's version of the video comes out the same day as New Super Mario Bros 2 which was mentioned in REJECTED MARIO GAMES(the English version appeared the same day for the same game in Europe except Italy).
 * As soon as the video was uploaded to Smosh's YouTube, the thumbnail was a still from the video.
 * Bryan's grandson (Anthony) is holding the XBOX controller upside down.
 * When Ian is talking to the animal control guy in ians house behind him you can see Shotgun shells and bullets.
 * This is Tom Hart's last appearance until "We're Stuck in Slow Motion" in 2014.
 * This video was a parody trailer for an unexpected Taken 3 which was released in 2015

Shut Up! Opening
"This summer, prepare for- SHUT UP!"

Subscription Ending
"Thanks for subscribing! *Bark bark* Shut up Banjo! If you're not gonna speak human, then just don't talk!"

Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAbyO0EpuVE