Boxman 2.0 (Official Music Video)

Boxman 2.0 is Smosh video uploaded on April 16, 2010.

Brief Synopsis: Boxman has changed.

Lyrics
''Walking down the street on a beautiful summer day '' The wind blows

I return a man's toupé I hold the door open for the man and his wife Blue skies are the best time of my life-

(Editor) "GOD DAMMIT, BOXMAN! NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOU SING THAT STUPID GIRLY SONG! SING SOMETHING BETTER!"

''I'm a nice guy and get nothing in return but Cut in line, mean mugged, smacked on the butt By the way, saying "Good game" doesn't mean it's OK Guy on guy butt slapping's really gay ''

''No, that's not me now, I'm Boxman version two Out with the old box, in with the new Don't expect a dance from me that's so overplayed Boxman Dance time won't get me laid''

''The old me would be polite and hold open doors Not the new me, I'll walk past 'cause I'm hardcore Hand me that paper''

N''o, I won't say please because I'm a BAMF, like Sue from Glee''

''Which gang should I join? The Bloods or the Crips? Why not combine the two? Purple is hip (Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination) Let's see that dinosaur's gang operation''

''He's a Boxman version two Everything you knew about him's now untrue He's a Boxman two point oh He's really badass like G.I. Joe He's a Boxman in a gang They make him do things that are insane He's a Boxman as you can see Breaking that table was really mean''

''So maybe gang life ain't all it's cracked up to be Hanging out with old men who live at home just ain't for me Oops Forgot to wear my undies They all saw my box-butt and made fun of me''

''Stop, everybody put your hands in the air There's a gang affair going on in here, I'm aware''

''Holy f**king s**t, I'm f**king out of here, man I had nothing to do with any of their plans''

''Whoa, oh my God, dude, what the hell is all this? Gangs play Pokemon? You can't be serious Hey, is that a Snorlax? That card is super cool I'll trade you for my Squirtle, Mewtwo, and Tentacruel''

''Now I'm a box living in a box on the street All 'cause I wanted street cred from the industry I don't care if people don't like what they see If they got beef with me, they can go hump a tree''

''He's a Boxman version two Everything you knew about him's now untrue He's a Boxman two point oh He really really really likes The Cosby Show He's a Boxman acts like himself now Doesn't try to act like the rest of the crowd He's a Boxman now he's cleaner But if you're a prick he'll kick your in the wiener''

Trivia/Goofs

 * This is most recent appearance of Boxman.
 * Ian and Anthony take turns being Boxman, like when one is playing a different character. You can tell because their bodies are shaped differently.
 * Ian is the original Boxman.

Subscription Ending
"Thanks for Subscribing! And download the song! You should watch bloopers at Smosh dot com! I wish I had something else to say! Then I would...have a better day!"

Shut Up! Opening
"The cat in the hat got fat in a mat (gibberish rhymes) - SHUT UP!"

Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEe5INfISy4