POKEMON IN REAL LIFE!/Script

Beginning
Ash (thoughts): I can't believe I'm finally a Pokémon trainer! I'm gonna catch 'em all and nothing is gonna stand in my way. (Sees a rival and asks the old man passing by)

Ash (talking out): Hey! Uh, what the hell is this guy doing?

Old man: Oh that guy? Yeh, he's just waiting to fight ya.

Ash: What?! I don't wanna fight him.

Old man: Well, do you want to get past him?

Ash: Yeah!

Old man: Well then you gotta fight him (whispers) you stupid jackass! God, none of you guys know anything about Pokémon, God...

(Ash touches the Hipster's cheek and yelling "Boo!" and look around until he faces him)

Hipster: You looked at me funny! Let's battle!

(Ash interrupted the battle before a word box showed up)

Ash: Woah woah! I don't wanna fight you.

Hipster: Too bad! You walked in front of me! Let's battle!

(Ash interrupted again the same way)

Ash: No! I don't wanna fight anyone! I'm just here to catch Pokémon.

Hipster: (sigh) Look man, I've been standing here for five weeks straight waiting for somebody to walk by NOT take this moment from me!

Ash: Fine.

Hipster: Let's battle!

The Battle
(Ash doesn't interrupt this time)

Ash: I choose you Pikachu! (Throws a Pokéball)

Pikachu (after getting out of the Pokéball) : Pi-ka-chu.

Hipster: Ha! Is that all you got? Go Magikarp! (Throws a different Pokéball)

Magikarp: Karp karp.

Hipster: All right Magikarp, hit him with a splash attack.

Magikarp: Karp karp karp-karp karp.

Pikachu: Pika?

Magikarp: Karp.

(It doesn't affect Pikachu)

Ash: All right Pikachu, use Scratch.

(Hurts Magikarp to the red zone)

Ash: All right, now use thundersho... (Metrosexual Hipster interrupts)

Hipster: Wait! You can't go twice in a row. You have to wait for me what attack I want to do next.

Ash: All you have is splash attack.

Hipster: Hold on I'm thinking! (He realized what Ash said and tries to use a Pokéball but can't capture Pikachu and tries to run away but couldn't making him upset) (whispers) Son of a bitch. (He chooses "Splash" attack) (yells) All right Magikarp, hit him with a splash attack.

Magikarp: Karp karp. (Doesn't affect Pikachu)

Ash: All right Pikachu, annihilate him with a thunder shock!

Pikachu: Pika-(yells)chuuuuuuu! (Fries and faints Magikarp)

Ending
Hipster (breathes, then speaks) : You got lucky this time! Here's 20 Pokédollars.

Ash: Sweet!

(Hipster crosses his arms and makes an upset face)

Behind the building.....

Ash (thoughts): Now that that's out of the way, I can finally continue my quest to catch all...

(He sees seven people including the old man in front of him)

Ash (talking out): FU-!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!