ASHTON KUTCHER IS AN ASIAN GIRL!?

ASHTON KUTCHER IS AN ASIAN GIRL!? is the seventy-first installment for the IanH series Smosh PitWeekly.

Featured Articles

 * Pokemon vs. Plants vs. Zombies
 * Pony Gangnam Style
 * OH MY DAYUM! (Songified)

Mari's Questions

 * 1) A Pokemon, A Plant, A Zombie: Kiss 1, Marry 1, Fuck 1? Pick.
 * 2) Would you rather be a Pokemon-killing zombie or a Zombie-killing pokemon?
 * 3) Is Ashton Kutcher a grown up Ash Ketchum?
 * 4) What would you name your pet rock?
 * 5) Clap 3 times. Shake your head. Just cuz...

Q&A
"Goku would annihilate them." 2. Can you put your foot behind your head? Yes. (Her body is a rubber band)
 * 1) If Goku from Dragonball Z had to fight Captain Planet and the Planeteers, who would win?

3. What ninja turtle from TMNT would you be? Leo, Raph, Donnie, or Mikey? "Leo for being a smart, badass leader wielding a katana. (She had a crush on Mikey when she was younger)"