Castaway

"There's no chance of survival. There's nothing left to hold on to. I've lost all hope."

- The castaway's final notebook entry.

The castaway is a minor character on Smosh. His only appearance is in the 2006 video "Smosh Short 2: Stranded", in which he was played by Anthony Padilla.

"Smosh Short 2: Stranded"
The castaway found himself on what he believed to be a deserted island with two friends, Robbie and Jamal. He documents his journey in a waterproof notebook he keeps with him.

By the time a week passes, the only food they found was an apple in the sand, which only lasted them a day. Robbie and the castaway selected Jamal, but Jamal called them racist and threatened to eat himself, something the other two thought impossible. The next day, however, they were proven wrong when Jamal did, in fact, eat himself.



By day 29, the castaway decided to eat Robbie. He bet his friend twenty dollars that he could hold his breath longer. Robbie killed himself in the attempt, as the castaway survived by breathing through his nose. By day 37, however, there was nothing edible left of Robbie, so the castaway was resorting to eating his own feces.

By day 53, the castaway has given up all hope of survival. As he finishes his final entry in his notebook, he drops to his back in despair, apparently completely oblivious to the crowded beach around him. Ian and Anthony casually stand and watch him from afar. They wonder if they should help the man, but decide against it, as Ian mentions that it is "kinda fun to watch".