Sparky Goes to a Club

"Sparky Goes to a Club" is a Smosh video originally released on February 14, 2007 on LiveVideo, before being uploaded to YouTube on February 18, 2007.

Description
A children's story book about a dog named Sparky.

Cast

 * Ian Hecox (unseen) — Narrator, Sparky (voice), Tyrone (voice) , Bouncer (voice) , Owen Wilson (voice) , Kind fellow (voice)
 * Anthony Padilla — Himself (voice)
 * Sparky — Himself

Music

 * "Story Time with Sparky" - Ian Hecox, Anthony Padilla (vocals)

Story Time with Sparky
"Come on, children, and get ready for Story Time with Sparky!"

- The narrator.

As clips of Anthony playing with Sparky in a grassy lot play onscreen, voiceover for the song "Story Time with Sparky" is provided by the narrator (Ian Hecox). However, halfway through, Anthony trespasses into the soundstage and tries to force himself into the audio with backup vocals. After Ian demands Anthony to leave, a fight breaks out between them, complete with punching, glass breaking, more punching, and finally two gunshots before the narrator composes himself and tells kids to get ready for the story, finished by stock audio of a puppy barking.

The story
The video switches to a storybook with pictures illustrated by crayon, titled Sparky Goes to a Club: A story by Anthony Padilla & Ian Hecox, written by (as the title states) Ian and Anthony. The story begins with Sparky (now a Dalmatian) feeling depressed; his best friend, Tyrone, a white dog with a black ears and a gold necklace, comes over to him to ask why he felt so gloomy in a stereotypical "gangsta" voice. Sparky, in a raspy, high-pitched voice, explained that his girlfriend Myrtle cheated on him with his father. Hearing this, Tyrone suggested a solution to his friend's "bitch problems" (at the mention of the word "bitch", the narrator provides a disclaimer that Tyrone meant "bitch" as in a "a female dog"). An excited Sparky thinks his friend is going to say ice cream, but Tyrone dismisses the idea and instead suggests the two of them go to a local nightclub, Da Club. An excited Sparky obtains a fake ID, mentioning that the photo on it looks almost exactly like him. Tyrone agrees, but suggests that he will need to "look older", and gets him a tattoo on his lower back of a heart with dark wings. Sparky exclaims how it is his favorite tattoo.



Waiting in line to enter Da Club, the two dogs finally make it to the front, where the bouncer (whom the narrator notes strongly resembles "fitness master" Richard Simmons) asks for their ID. Upon seeing Sparky's ID, it is revealed that the fake name and photo and name belong to O. J. Simpson, which the bouncer recognizes as not belonging to Sparky. As Sparky sheds a tear from not being able to enter, Tyrone has another idea, explaining that they only need to resemble a celebrity, who always manage to "get into da clubs". At that moment, Tyrone spots Owen Wilson, whom Sparky approaches. Wilson "timidly" asks the dog if he wants an autograph. Sparky takes out a chainsaw and starts to rev it up while a nervous Owen Wilson explains that he does not autograph chainsaws. Wilson only screams in agony as Sparky promptly beheads him with the chainsaw, as blood sprays everywhere. Sparky proceeds to wear Owen Wilson's smiling head as a mask, fooling the bouncer into letting him in.

Some time later, after Da Club starting playing music by Madonna, Sparky was overcome with a headache, and asked a "friendly-looking gentleman" dressed in a grey hoodie and green sweatpants if he had anything that could help relieve it. The "kind fellow" softly cackles and offers Sparky five pills with skulls and crossbones, claiming that they will indeed relieve his pain. After some more time, the medication took effect, and Sparky became a "dancing machine", hopping onstage and dancing, to the visible confusion of at least one attendee and entertainment of another. Joined by the "best-looking pooch in the club", the two "danced the night away".



The next morning, Sparky awoke in bed with the same dog he danced with the night prior; however, to his alarm, the dog was actually a man named Robert De Niro. Sparky became so upset by this revelation that he jumped off the 20th floor balcony, but harmlessly landed on all fours. Unfortunately, Sparky was immediately hit by a car.

Trivia

 * Barring Anthony's old Newgrounds animations, this is the first Smosh video to include illustration of any kind, as well as the first to (primarily) not be filmed in live-action.