Beef 'n Go

Beef 'n Go is a Smosh video uploaded on May 3, 2008. On June 22, 2014, "Beef 'n Go" reached 100 million views and it's currently the only Smosh video to do so.

Brief Synopsis: Are you the kind of person that loves meat, but is always on the go? Well this revolutionary new product is sure to help.

Anthony's Testimonial
Anthony, an average person, asks, "Are you the kind of person that just loves meat but is always on the go?" He then talks about how other meat products are inconvenient and messy. He gives examples of daily activities where he can easily eat Beef 'n Go, such as running or doing errands. The video then shows photoshopped pictures of famous celebrities holding Beef 'n Go in their hands. Barack Obama is holding Beef 'n Go at a presidential debate, with Hilary Clinton in the background looking jealous. Tom Cruise is showing Beef 'n Go to the Church of Scientology. Britney Spears is getting out of her car, holding a tube of Beef 'n Go. Her vagina is also showing. Anthony then introduces his friend Ian, a 5-time Olympic gold medalist, who then explains how Beef 'n Go has improved his social life.

Ian's Testimonial
Ian says that he always struggled with his social life, until he found out about Beef 'n Go. It cuts to him with two women, saying, "I never thought a tube of beef would score me so many chicks." He then squirts the Beef 'n Go into a cup for the girls to share.

It then cuts to Ian and Anthony watching the commercial they just filmed, and Anthony asks, "Can you please remind me why we did this commercial?" Ian responds, "Let's see, does free Beef 'n Go for life sound good to you?" An interview then comes on TV with Roy Lee Jenkins, the founder of Beef 'n Go. The interviewer asks him about the cows' diet. He replies, "We feed them wheat grass and wheat grass only. Oh, and horse testicles." Ian then spits out the Beef 'n Go he had just been drinking.

Theme Song
''Beef 'n Go is really neat  It's the best food that you'll ever eat  Squishy, squashy, down your throat  Gives your lungs a meaty coat  Always good for fun fine dining  It breaks down your stomach lining  Beef 'n Go is super cool  Fatal diseases get you out of school  Ever want to eat horse balls?  Swallow it down with beef and all  Beef 'n Go is really neat  It's the best food that you'll ever eat! ''

Script
Beef 'n Go/Script

Shut Up! Opening
"(mooing) SHUT UP!"

Trivia

 * When Ian is explaining about how Beef 'n Go helped him pick up hot chicks, it shows the girls eating it from a cup, which is a spoof of 2Girls1Cup.
 * Roy Lee Jenkins is played by Corey, who plays Teleporting Fat Guy.
 * The name "Roy Lee Jenkins" is a parody of "Leroy Jenkins," a World of Warcraft meme.
 * This is the most viewed Smosh video of all time, having over 100 million hits. This is mainly due to the fact that the thumbnail for the video is a censored picture of Britney Spears' vagina. This is also how HARRY POTTER DELETED SCENES! became popular due to its thumbnail of Hermione in a bra--coincidentally, it is the fourth highest-viewed Smosh video of all time and just around 50 million hits less than this video.
 * The vagina thumbnail wasn't intentional, because up until late 2009, thumbnails on YouTube couldn't be chosen.
 * The thumbnail was changed to Anthony holding Beef 'n Go in 2017 due to the "YouTube Adpocalypse" deleting and/or not advertising crude or offensive content.
 * Beef 'n Go appears as an advertisement on the YouTube website next to the Smosh video HOMELESS MILLIONAIRE! in the real video of the same name when Hugh Jasshol was watching said video.
 * A "sequal" to the sketch called "Veg 'n Go" was featured in Smosh Live.
 * This was the final Smosh video to use 4:3 aspect ratio.
 * BeefNGo.com was a real website. There, anyone could submit lyrics to Theme Song Lyrics Contest to help Beef 'n Go find a new theme song, using the same tune as the jingle, but it was suggested to try making the song less than a minute long. The winning lyrics were chosen by Smosh on May 10, 2008, and were by Stephen H, with the song being released on May 17. The runner-ups, of which there were six, listed here, are unknown. Other "'n Go" products, Vegetarian Beef 'n Go and Veal 'n Go, were listed on the website. The history of Beef 'n Go was also available, with a now-lost reading by Roy Lee Jenkins himself being available. The website went offline in 2011.

Errors

 * When a closeup of a Beef 'n Go tube, held by Anthony, is shown, the tube is shown in its unedited form: a unit of Coghlan's Squeeze Tubes. It is unknown what is used as the Beef 'n Go itself, but it is noted Coghlan's Squeeze Tubes come empty due to being designed for storage.

Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uJE48aKVNo