19 MORE CRAZY VINES (That Don't Exist)

19 MORE CRAZY VINES (That Don't Exist) is a Smosh video uploaded in 2014 and is the second instalment of the "crazy-vines" series.

Synopsis
Yeah, Smosh still doesn't have a Vine Account. But that didn't stop them from making these 6 second videos!

Clip 1: Pulling down pants gone wrong
(Vine Gag: "Vine!") Anthony tries to sneak up by Ian and tries to pull down his pants so he could see his boxer shorts, but Ian is wearing a second pair pants over his first pair. Anthony tries to do it again only for a mysterious guy to pull down his pants while Ian is seen with a third pair. Anthony yells, "What the f**k?!"

Clip 2: Portal Gun Cream Pie
(Vine Gag: "Vine!") Ian tries to throw a cream pie at Anthony, but he uses a portal gun to shoot portals through the opposite walls and have the pie land on Ian's back. Anthony teases him that he just got creamed.

Clip 3: Sideways World
(Vine Gag: "Vine!") Ian and Anthony show a video when all of sudden, the world has turned sideways. Ian falls down while a van is seen lowering down and Anthony hangs onto the sideway, crying for Ian's help.

Clip 4: Meeting the girl of your dreams
(Vine Gag: "Vine!", but instead of showing the Vine logo, it shows a picture of a real vine)

What it feels like when you meet the girl of your dreams
A couple in the woods meet and fall in love, ending with them making out.

What it's actually like
Anthony tells the girl he likes her breasts before running off cowardly.

Clip 5: Vacuums suck! (Literally)
(Vine Gag: "Dine!") Anthony watches a show called Vacuuming for 45 Minutes on NBC which just shows a guy vacuuming his living room. Anthony says the show "sucks" and then a vacuum nozzle sticks onto his face as he gives a thumbs up. The audience laughs.

Clip 6: Baby Part 1
(Vine Gag: "Mine!") A scene is showing a mother lifting her baby up. Another scene shows another mother (Anthony) struggling to lift up her adult son (Ian).

Clip 7: Favorite Chair
(Vine Gag: "Spine!") Anthony comes back from a long day of work and sits on Ian, thinking it was his favourite chair. Anthony screams after Ian greets him.

Clip 8: June Shannon is a whale
(Vine Gag: "Shine!") A blue whale is swimming while its face is replaced with June Shannon's.

Clip 9: Favorite song
(Vine Gag: "Design!")

What it feels like when your favorite song comes on
The crowd from PARENTS SUCK! dances to a song.

What it's actually like
Ian parties with a Justin Bieber sex doll. Anthony tells Ian to shut up and throws a ball at him, causing Ian to fall on the couch.

Clip 10: Black people be like
(Vine Gag: "Prime!") Anthony shows a video of a black man (Dwight Taylor) saying he hates Nickelback.

Clip 11: White people be like
(Vine Gag: "Climb!") Anthony shows another video of a white man (Ian) saying he hates Nickelback, but is more expressional than the black man from the previous clip.

Clip 12: What does the (Star) Fox say?
(Vine Gag: "Blind!") A parody of the song What does the Fox Say? is sung with various scenes of Fox from STAR FOX TV SHOW!, and various quotes Fox said from the video games.

Clip 13: I'm Pregnant!
(Vine Gag: "Mime!") Two guys (Ian and Anthony) walk in the street talking about baking until they see a girl they find attractive. The girl turns to them and says she's pregnant, causing the guys to run off in disgust. The girl then says she was joking while adding that she's just fat.

Clip 14: Ratchet
(Vine Gag: "Swine! ...Flew!") Anthony watches a show with three ratchet wrenches in it. Anthony calls one of the characters "ratchet" and gives a thumbs up to the camera with a wide grin. A ratchet wrench then smacks Anthony in the face as the audience laughs.

Clip 15: CPR
(Vine Gag: "Rind!") Two guys and an old civilian (Ian) find a dead. The old guy asks if anyone knows CPR. A different guy (Anthony) comes by and says that he does. The old guy calls the guy a nerd and the two guys and him laugh at him, leaving the different guy embarrassed and upset.

Clip 16: Favorite Toilet
(Vine Gag: "Feline!") Anthony comes back from a long hard day of eating bad Mexican food and goes to sit on his "favorite toilet" which is actually Ian in a toilet costume. After he greets him, Ian then realizes that Anthony is pooping on him and desperately demands him to get off.

Clip 17: Pin the tail on the donkey
(Vine Gag: "Incline!") Billy Hamburger plays Pin the Tail on the Donkey near the street with his father recording him. He misdirects his son to walk on the street. When a van runs Billy over, the father declares that the recording would make a good Vine.

Clip 18: Baby Part 2
(Vine Gag: "Trine! We're not sponsored. We're just seriously running out of words that rhyme with 'vine'.") A scene shows two babies playing along with each other wearing nothing but diapers on a bed. Another scene shows Ian and Anthony wearing nothing but diapers on the bed acting like babies.

Clip 19: Bust a move
(Vine Gag: "Grime! ...Er!) Ian and Anthony move a television until Anthony hears the drop, causing him to drop the TV and bust out his moves while Ian stares at him in confusion.

Clip 20 (Deleted): Cream pie prank war
(Vine Gag: "Vine!") Ian sneaks up behind Anthony, drops cream pie on his head, and runs off. However, Anthony hides behind a wall and surprises Ian with a bigger cream pie on his face.

Clip 21 (Deleted): Baby walking dub
(Vine Gag: "Vine!") A guy does the voice for a baby while he walks. When the baby sits down, the guy makes it sound painful.

Clip 22 (Deleted): Dixon Cider Dub
(Vine Gag: "Vine!") This clip uses a scene from Dixon Cider, but dubbed over by a different voice of Ian. Ian sings his love for the drink.

Ending
Ian laughs at the Vine Videos. As he eats some cream, he ends up choking on it while laughing. Anthony rushes over and asks for CPR. The guy from clip 15 that knows CPR arrives, only for Ian and Anthony to laugh at him. The guy then runs off in tears. Even though Ian laughed, he still needed CPR and eventually dies, foam oozing from his mouth. Anthony says this 'sucks' as three vacuum nozzles sticks to his face. Credits appear revealing the entire cast of Expendables 3 as the directors and M. Night Shamalamawhatever as the writer.

Cast
Anthony Padilla as Himself/Taylor/Guy #2

Ian Hecox as Himself/Billy Hamburger/Guy #1

Brittni Barger as Boob Girl/Pregnant Girl/Passed Out Girl

Dwight Taylor as Nickelback Hater

Script
19 More Crazy Vines (That Don't Exist)/Script

Trivia

 * At the time of this writing, some of these videos won't really count as "vines" since they're over 7 seconds long.
 * Yet as of June 21, 2016, they technically do
 * The blow-up doll was first used in Hide and Seek.
 * This may count as a sequel or continuation of 22 Crazy Vines (That Don't Exist).
 * Smosh has a Vine account, but still with no videos.

Shut Up! Opening
"Why do they call it "Vine"? Why not "Six Second YouTube"? SHUT UP!"

Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sygIMuXgRIA