DUBSTEP COMMERCIALS SUCK!/Script

Gorger's Without Dubstep
Narrator: Gorger's baby food is all natural, with the right nutrients for your growing baby.

Mother: Eat your food... (Tries to feed the baby)  Mmm... ye-

In real life
Ian: (Pauses the commercial) WHAT THE F**K IS THIS S**T? JOHNSON, YOU'RE FIRED! (Throws the remote at his head)

Johnson: Oh! (Dies)

Ian: We make commercials for a living people! We need excitement! We need...

Stereotypical Nerd: MORE BOOBS!!

Ian: No, Stereotypical Nerd! We need...

Mike: Dubstep.... (spins swivel chair 90 degrees)

Mike: Thats right gentlemen, dubstep.

Ian: And what exactly is this... dubsteps...??

Old Man: It's this that Goddamn robot music I caught my kid listening to?!

Mike: Yes! It is all that and more. For instance, see what happens when I take your... boring baby food commercial and give it some... (Close-up view of  Mike's mouth)... DUBSTEP.

(STATIC THEN COMMERCIAL AND DUBSTEP MUSIC PLAYS)

Gorger's with Dubstep
(The mother tries to feed her child and as for the child starts crying then the mother screams "EAT YOUR FOOD!!!", then bass drop starts playing as the mother throw food at her child,randomness happens then the mother pours the baby food to her child then the mother drinks the baby food the barf it on her child.)

Music stops.

Back in real life
Ian: Wow. That was some really weird SH*T.

Mike Diva: (Joyfully Smilling)

Ian: Well, anyway, uhh what can these "Dubsteps" do for our line of air freshing products?

Mike Diva: A DUBSTEP...!

(STATIC THEN COMMERCIAL AND DUBSTEP MUSIC PLAYS)

Face Drop Plug Ins with Dubstep
Narrator: Introducing the new Face Drop Plug Ins... plug it in and fragrance will fill your entire house.

(As the girl insert it in to the socket the bass drop plays and butterflies and aroma fill the room as the girl was being pushed back by the extreme blow of air, then her dress falls off showing her bra.)

COMMERCIAL STOPS.

Old Man: Sweet Sacajawea! This is highly irregular!

Nerd: Well how about our lines of lotion and lubricants, that stuff is really important.....to some people.

Mike Diva: Ah-DUBSTEP! (with our smoke coming out his mouth and nose)

(STATIC THEN COMMERCIAL)

Lubie's Lubricant with Dubstepss
(As the bass drop starts, As Anthony is  dancing to the speed of the bass drop, he ' is somehow applying it to an unknown part of his body whether it's his penis or not. 

(Ian interrupted the commercial)

Ian: WOAH WOAH WOAH! WE CAN'T SHOW THAT ON TV!

Mike: What?! He's just using it for the same reason everyone uses it.

In Lubie's acting room

(Lubie rubs his lubricant in his foot)

Lubie: Yeah get it all in there.

Back at the meeting

Ian: Oh ah, (laughs to himself) yeah I totally use it the same way.

Nerd: I don't. (turns around) I use it to ja...

(Ian interrupts the nerd)

Ian: Well what can you dubsteps do for our line of cleaning products?

Mike: (opens his eye patch revealing a mouth which it says...) Dubstep. (closes the eyepatch)

Spiffer with Dubsteps
Narrator: The new Spiffer mop picks up five percent more dust particles than a normal mop.

(Anthony uses the force to levitate the Spiffer mop making it dance and drop to the ground)

Finale
Old Man: It's... Too... Much... (dies of a heart-attack)

Ian: Oh great! Your dubsteps just gave that old man a heart-attack! You know what, we can't do this. What if the dubsteps kill all our potential costumers?!

Mike: NONSENSE! (gets off his chair) DUBSTEP ON EVERYTHING! (gives out loud dubstep music while laughing evilly)

(The nerd shoots out and the Spiffer mops danced on the old man's head were in the meeting)

Ian: What have you done?! What have you done?!

(Johnson is dancing even though he's dead, a female employee's hair set on fire, the baby's eyes glowed red, and the mother pukes all over)

Ian: WHO ARE YOUUUU?

Mike: YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!

(Mike disappears and everything returns to normal with Ian being the only person alive in the room)

(A sponsor comes up)

Narrator: This video was sponsored by Grape Water. It taste like s**t, but it's got dubstep in the commercial. So you'll buy it anyway.