Board Thread:Questions and Answers/@comment-178.223.69.39-20131201215544/@comment-91.150.125.112-20160201172654

Some additions for the main plot point (at the beginning) - I mean - after all it is the crucial event in the movie: so at the beginning of the movie our main character of this movie has a really strrrong decompressive case of diarrhea (almost toilet-wrecking grade strong). So: what would be more funny - the original idea where he has to relieve himself right there at the bus station OR maybe this:

He almost soils himself at the bus station (some really old grandpa in wheelchair   behind him   noticing him as his stomack growls (so he squirms and holds it), then (grandpa) changing his face to serius and urgent, now clumbsily opening his umbrela towards him and then lurking worryingly and carefully from its sides) but somehow our hero holds it in and runs all over the town trying to find a public toilet - "M-move! Move!!" as he pushes people to the side (someone on the street commenting: "What now?" - "I don't know. He's probably chasing a robber or something."). Finally he finds a public toilet, pays (with coins) the granny working there ("K-keep the change!"), opens one of the cubicles (incidently right beside the one where a funny looking skinny fella with a woolly beanie (severly paranoid germophobe by the way) is carefully and methodically preparing for a while now - as seen back while our main hero was paying the granny at the door of that public restroom (he was mindfully placing strips of toilet paper on his toilet seat, correcting its position with great care for details, gesticulating with his hands - like - all set, did I forget something), then going for his belt buckle, meticulously preparing to sit, spraying disinfectants on all the carefully strategic locations, even cringing and then crossing himself just prior to touch-down) and then *WHAM!* (the cubicle door beside him) - our main hero jumps on the toilet straight out of pants with his bare bottom (the dude beside is stunned and scared  *literally*   shitless - he thinks to himself very worried (we hear his thoughts) - his eyes wide open - "What? Muggers?! ..What in hell??" - listening, with his wide-open eyes moving chaotically)  - and our hero is a humorous wacky comedian person guy - so he has funny ideas even in such serious situations - so (assuming he's the only one present in the restroom): before the very moment of his loud toilet-busting bowel decompression of the diarrheic kind he EXCLAIMS something he used to purely inocently and jokingly say at home in these extreme toilety situations - something which, especially in 'Murica, is problematicatic, especially after the certain date which is not going to be mentioned here, khm - so you can imagine what effect it had on the poor quirky dude in the cubicle next to him (taking it seriously) - he gripped his jaw with his left hand, sit back, shrugged, and lifted his feet so his feet are not visible to whoever is in the cubicle next to him - on that freakishly LOUD bowel-evacuating sound (which he already feared to be something more menacing) he jumped scared but remained (all but) calm. So guess what he did after our hero finally washed his hands and left the room - of course the dude, being a paranoid quirky guy, immediatelly called the po's. So soon after a whole team surrounded our baffled hero - he just said:  "What da??" , and so they said "Show me your ID card." - and he lowers one of his hands, shakingly (with curious, surprised, non-understanding and worried expression on his face), reaches inside his pants pocket where he KNOWS he ALWAYS keeps his ID card and without checking it shows it to them with his shaky hand and changes his face to awkward smile with his cringing teeth - AND: instead of his ID card - it's a playing card - JOKER non the less (his drunk stupid friends, like "Haha..", replaced it inside his pocket as a prank when he wasn't looking (and took his real ID - intending to give it back the next day or so - idiots!) the night before but he never noticed it - we, as viewers of the movie, didn't know it either - but it would be shown as a movie flashback at that moment) - so 'The Man' replies "O', a JOKER a?" - our hero says "Huh?" - looks to it - "Wh..?? - Who put this in my pocket? Um... It must be here somewhere..." and so on and so forth...

 So which version do you find more funny - the first one (simpler, but more outrageous), or this newer version (more complex but without the brown blastmarks on some building wall - possibly with someone's funny pose outlines "spray-painted" with it)?

 ... Heeeey - maybe he had a dream the night before about the first version - and then said "Oh no you won't!" and then ran so the other verison happened! HA!

[as always: all these movie/sketch ideas are immediately free for takings by anyone - explicitly written]