Your Annoying Witchy Friend

"Your Annoying Witchy Friend" is a Smosh video, released on May 31, 2021.

Description
''If you’ve ever felt personally victimized by that annoying ~witchy friend who bought crystals and a tarot deck on Amazon Prime and started blaming their problems on the planets... this one's for you.''

''This video was shot with a very limited crew. All cast & crew followed all CDC and California COVID-19 precautions and filming guidelines.''

Cast

 * Ian Hecox as Raven's dad
 * Courtney Miller as Raven/Cassandra
 * Shayne Topp as a Baskin Robbins seller (possibly be Chet from Every Baskin Robbins Ever)
 * Damien Haas as a Scorpio?
 * Olivia Sui as Maya
 * Noah Grossman as Cody
 * Kimmy Jimenez as Carly
 * Jacklyn Uweh as Katie
 * Matt Duran as a Leo

Crew

 * Director: Ryan Finnerty
 * Written By: Sydney Heller and Olivia DeLaurentis
 * Editor: OnJonet Williams
 * Executive Producer: Ryan Finnerty
 * Head Writer: Monica Vasandani
 * Production Manager: Alicia Gaynor
 * Production Coordinator: Jacqi Jones
 * Production Assistant: Andrew Harmon
 * DP: Brennan Iketani
 * Camera Operator: Kevin Rygg
 * Gaffer / AC: Dustin Bloodgood
 * Sound Mixer: Greg Jones
 * Art Director: Cassie Vance
 * Art Coordinator: Yasmeen Mughal
 * Art Assistant: Alex Aguilar
 * Wardrobe: Athena Lawton, Garrett Palm, Lena Frostestad
 * Assistant Editor/DIT: Matt Duran
 * GFX: Brittany Metz, Wilton Foulds
 * Content Manager: Kiana Parker
 * Stage Manager: David Hill
 * Executive Assistant: Sammie Miller

Plot
Raven (Courtney Miller) is charged $1.50 by a Baskin Robbins seller (Shayne Topp). She gives him a King of Wands card, which isn't accepted. When Maya (Olivia Sui) asks alcohol from Katie (Jacklyn Uweh), Raven reads Maya's palm, stating that she'll have seven kids and have two weeks to live, which is the same thing she said everyday. Cody (Noah Grossman), Raven's boyfriend, sees his voodoo doll in the sink, and asks her if she dropped it.

Raven's dad (Ian Hecox), who reveals Raven's real name to be "Cassandra," says his daughter started turned witchy when she got the crystal jewelry that she wanted for her birthday. Maya adds that she had a gift card to an incense store and read the moon's Wikipedia page. Raven gives Maya a drink, but Maya asks her if she spat on it, and Raven admits. Maya tells her that she got strep throat that last time. Later, as Raven is enchanting "Azarath Metrion Zinthos," Maya and Katie invite her to the Women's March. Raven says that she hexed the patriarchy weeks ago, but when Maya asks about how's it been going, Raven falls silent. Cody says that it's hard as he needs to adjusts to her new behavior. He spots his girlfriend grilling his doll version, and when he wants her to stop, she hisses. Carly (Kimmy Jimenez), an actual Wiccan, confirms that Raven doesn't know what she's talking about.

Both of Cody and Raven's dad's therapists tell them that they should be separated from Raven, while Phil, the witch's, spirit guide, tells her that she should be one with the earth as a tree. Carly tells her to that she's clearly done no research on any of this, but when Raven argues back at her, she wants to the cameras to stop recording. When Katie asks her if she wants to go to the gym, Raven reveals to be researching for spells. Katie, however, hears that she's watching "Sabrina the Teenage Witch," puzzling Raven. Later, Raven drops Carly's rose quartz, which the latter was finding. The two argue about using it.

Katie reveals that Raven used to be shy, but now she has no problem talking to strangers. This is shown when she talks to a Scorpio? (Damien Haas) and a Leo (Matt Dunan), saying that their energies are clashing. When the latter man confirms that he's not a Leo, Raven ask him if has an Aries ex, then when confirmed (to the point that the man says that he's in prison for arson), she says to the former man to leave him due to having some serious red in his aura. Later in a ritual-like therapy session, Raven tells Katie to focus on the flames and visualize Sean if the latter woman wants him back. She recites the spell, Maya thinks that she's singing the lyrics of The Police's "Every Breath You Take." Carly thinks that Raven's actions are borderline offensive, as she caught Raven using her rose quartz when Katie wanted a tampon.

Katie and Maya announce that Raven decided to be one with the forest, but she settles in the parking lot as there's none nearby. They water her every couple of weeks. When Cody appears and wants her to go inside, he tells her that he thinks that they should break up, causing Raven wanting to curse him if he did so.

Note
The Baskin Robbins seller could possibly be Chet from Every Baskin Robbins Ever, as they're played by the same actor and look identical.