Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-79.101.199.57-20140318135655/@comment-109.93.225.254-20160329160046

Parody sketch idea: marketing of the sneaky sneaky (even bluntly and shamelessly perfidious) unexpected kind - if that's not parody comedy material then nothing is HAHAHA :D

imagine you listen to some electronic music (preferably instrumental) you put in the background as always so the outside sounds don't distract you while you are educationally reading on the internet - and you think "..Yea' that's some ok music - dynamic, can keep you focused and awake, almost no words to distract you, (and the amateurish rhytmic cliches - almost unnoticed), yea' prehaps it's glitch-hop whatever, there are some cool samples in it, very progressive and 'what cool people listen to', some raw synthesizer bits - yea' that's cool.." - AND THEN: after some time into the intro of the music you hear some white-rapper-lookalike-wannabe-type vocals - but sounding like they are coming out of a comedical-level (I mean - unreal - exaggeration is comedy - right?) senseless clueless masive pretencious jerk with his overly extra-too-ambitious d-baggy rapper voice - masking his insincerety - trying so hard to imitate to be "cool" - obviously an extreme marketing annoying ultra-ultra-ultra-league sellout will-market-anything, with these rappery lyrics:

"Yo-yo-yo, we're out here just having much fun [so sooooo much fun] -

so enthusiastic 'bout it - look we're beside ourselves how enthusiastic we are 'bout it -

y' know just chillin', having fun hangin' out, passing gases out of our behinds [yeah] -

M-H - check it out yo - Beanolacorp canned baked beans - you know you know UGH!

Yeah yeah - only two ninetynine at Walnut - WHA? [local local, just around the corner]

Seasoned with smoked bacon goodness and brown sugar! [Y' noe wh' I'm sayyyyyyyy'n!]

Better check it out - only two ninetynine. Go to store. [Yea' yea' yea'? Then wha'? Then wha'?]

Buy exclusively Beanolacorp official [no other no other.] trademark brand canned baked beans - [Buy. Buy. Buy.]

You will be cool with your farting friends. [so cool so cool awsome.] Yo, yo. We're about to drop the beet.

Canned baked beans. [Canned baked beans.] Blazing gases out of our behinds. [Blazing it out yo.]

Smurky smile on my face. Blazin' blazin'. Blazing out of our behinds. [Inconspiciously flamboyant. Vaping.]

Beanolacorp. Cause it's so important to be cool around your friends [Reputation!]

Buy exclusively Beanolacorp official trademark brand canned baked beans y'all...

Gotta check it out - only two ninetynine - WHA! [That's a bargain yo.]

Smurky smile on my face. [Blazin' blazin']. Blazing out of our behinds. ... ... YO!"

...And then after you hear the song you are like: "WTF? ... What is this - what the heck have I just listened to - a song or a canned baked beans commercial? WTH..." - comedically sneaky marketing. LOL :D

(inspired by true events :s )