FIRETRUCK!

"FIRETRUCK!" is a Smosh main channel music video. In this song, Anthony and Ian rap about a different way to say "fuck".

Synopsis
A man is listening to "Milky Milkshake", then he tells Ian and Anthony that it sucked and to come back with a song that was better. As they walked out the door, Anthony shouted, "Firetruck!". The man asked him what he said, and Ian said that the word was a replacement for the F-word instead of saying f**k in public and becuase it "starts with f and ends with uck." Then the man told both of them to come back and to make a song about it.

Lyrics
''Now here's the thing about saying firetruck It starts F and it ends with UCK. So whenever you're in trouble or out of luck, You no longer have to exclaim "OH ''F**K" Hey look at that they just bleeped me Instead say firetruck, it's so easy And I'd like to take a moment just sit right there I'll tell you how you can say firetruck anywhere''

''Stub your toe, FIRETRUCK Lose your cash, FIRETRUCK You're naked and your parents come home, FIRETRUCK Fail your class, FIRETRUCK Scratch your ass, FIRETRUCK Clip your nails too short and it hurts, FIRETRUCK Crap your pants, FIRETRUCK Bite your tongue, FIRETRUCK No one shows up to your party, FIRETRUCK Red Ring of Death, FIRETRUCK Forget to breathe, FIRETRUCK Found out your mom is your dad, FIRETRUCK''

''Say firetruck every chance you see It's even more fun when it gets bleeped Say it with me now, don't make this suck F*****UCK!''

''Whoa man, did you just say f**k? Naw man, I just said firetruck But when you bleep it, it says f**k Who cares man, we're sayin' firetruck!''

''Lose your teeth, FIRETRUCK iPhone bill, FIRETRUCK Jonas Brothers stuck in your head, FIRETRUCK Crash your car, FIRETRUCK Into your dog, FIRETRUCK Turns out your dog is your mom, FIRETRUCK''

Wait, so now my mom's a dog? And your dad. This is just getting ridiculous! You act like it's not normal. IT ISN'T NORMAL! It is in Canada. So they have man-dog-women in Canada? ...Yes

''Fail science, FIRETRUCK Eat a pencil, FIRETRUCK There's over 500 Pokemon?! WHAT THE FIRETRUCK Lose the game, FIRETRUCK David Blaine, FIRETRUCK Get run over by a... (what?) FIRETRUCK''

So, yeah. Next time you wanna say the F-word, just say Firetruck. It's more polite. And if you didn't like this song, go fïretruck yourself.

Script (beginning)
FIRETRUCK!/Script

Trivia

 * The censored versions is on iTunes.
 * The song is available in Sexy Album.
 * During the intro office scene, there is a continuity error where the shades on the window keep switching between open and closed.
 * Smosh made a shirt that says "WHAT THE FIRETRUCK" on it. It is for sale on Smosh.com.
 * Justine Ezarik (A.K.A. "iJustine") made a cameo apperance in the verse where they said: "iPhone bill," as a reference to her famous video about her 300-page iPhone bill.
 * On the "stub your toe, FIRETRUCK" verse, Anthony is seen stubbing his toe on an Easy Step, a product which had starred in a Smosh video from 2007.
 * Also in that scene, you can see the painting of Sonic from Inappropriate Sonic.
 * The over 500 Pokémon part was a reference to the Japanese version of Pokémon Black and White with 501 being Oshawatt.
 * This is the first time Anthony's Mom is revealed to be his dad, second being WORST TWIST ENDINGS EVER!, third being WORST PROPOSALS EVER!
 * When Smosh advertised their Sexy album mentioning this song, it was on their video If Kids Shows Were Real. Along with their other song Pokemon Theme Song REVENGE.
 * This has the 100th SHUT UP! intro.
 * The latter part of the second stanza is a homage to the theme song.

Subscription Ending
"Thanks for subscribing! And if you aren't gonna subscribe, firetruck you! And your dog, friggin' uncle."

Shut Up! Opening
"The firetruck go woo! You know what I'm saying like whoo whoo! SHUT UP!"

Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGpLHj-MVtk