SO MANY HICKEYS!

Synopsis
Anthony and Ian wake up with hickeys on their necks. The only logical explanation is the boogeyman.

Plot
In Ian's room, Anthony enters asking Ian why he woke up with a hickey on his neck. When Ian said that he doesn't know, Anthony sees a hickey on Ian's neck knowing it's disgusting while Ian wants to know where it is. Gram-Gram (Maggie Adair Upton), Anthony's grandmother, entered the room thinking Anthony was kissing Ian telling him to be careful. Ian was confused and Anthony even told her that they weren't kissing. However, she does not believe them and wanted to have "the birds and the bees" talk with them. Ian thought the phrase were the actual animals about that they have wings and fly; Anthony also thought that they weren't stupid. Gram-Gram thought that hickeys are gateway kisses to naughtier ones and tries to use it on an example with Ian's teddy bear, Ms. Hugsalot which Ian was wondering why she was using it. Gram-Gram tells them to not let anyone give them the deadly kiss called the "Louisiana Steamboat" and even demonstrates on the bear (it was blurred out for more appealing ratings). Gram-Gram gave them plastic condoms to protection which Anthony wanted to know what they were. Gram-Gram said that they were ear condoms. In the living room, Ian and Anthony watch the History channel about ancient boogeymen. The historian, Giorgio B. Coolhairz (Ian), says that the pyramids, Empire State Building, and rainbows where all created by boogeymen. Anthony chuckled, saying "Does anyone actually believe this guy?" but Ian wanted to pay attention to the historian. Giorgio says that people should be aware of young boogeymen because they don't have teeth and leave small marks on their necks when sucking on humans that resemble hickeys. The historian said that boogeyman were responsible for all of life's mysteries like the show, Kim Kardashian's ass, and giving birth to a gay guy named Carlos who did his hair. Ian doesn't want to be the boogeyman's bitch and thinks about setting up some cameras in his room to catch him.

At 3:23:09 P.M., Ian sets up the camera in his room while they were both in their pajamas. Anthony asked why they have to sleep in a weird position which Ian thought it's the only way for them to get in the shot. Ian asked Anthony to go to sleep which Anthony did. At 8:40:09 P.M. the camera got pushed off moving to face the wall, and part of the floor connecting to it. A sucking noise could also be heard, but what causes it can't be seen.

The next morning, Anthony noticed that they got hickeys again and Ian noticed that what caused the hickeys left them flowers. Anthony opened the zipper of his pajamas and they both got freaked out after seeing hickeys on his body. Ian and Anthony try to check the cameras and noticed something moved it. Ian hears the sucking noise and thought it sounded like a baby boogeyman. Anthony thought of doing some serious research.

Back in the living room, they watched the History channel that ran out of WWII shows and shows a boogeyman show. Anthony did not think of it as serious research, but Ian thought Anthony was jealous about Giorgio's hair. The historian says that baby boogeymen mature very quickly. He mentions about it giving hickeys on the first night and gifts on second which made Ian surprised since that happened to him. The historian even said that the boogeyman will suck them dry and even gives a demonstration (it was also blurred out). Ian thought it was the Louisiana Steamboat, but Anthony thought it was the Mississippi Mudflap. Ian disagrees with Anthony having a weird definition that was mostly bleeped out. Anthony doesn't want anyone to meet the Cleveland Steamer which Ian corrected him and made Anthony not care also asking Ian if he'll help him to kill the boogeyman.

Later that night (the narrator mistook it for day), Anthony was wearing a helmet and a chest protector while carrying a bat while Ian just wore an ear condom for protection which he tried to offer the other two to Anthony which he didn't want. They saw someone come out of the closet and attacked it with a bat and shot gun. Anthony asked if the gun was necessary which he thought so thinking it's OP. Anthony thought OP meant ogre porn, but Ian thought it meant overpowered. Anthony still thought it meant ogre porn frequenting in many Shrek forms in his days. Anthony changed the subject asking if the guy who they attacked is dead. Ian tried to slowly take off the hood and found Stevie. Ian and Anthony felt scared. Anthony wondered what Stevie was doing while they were sleeping. Stevie was okay having the book stopped the bullets. Ian asked about the hickeys and flowers which Stevie said that he wants to be friends with them and that's what the book told him to do. Anthony told Stevie the is about getting a boyfriend which Stevie thought was just a boy who's a friend. Stevie even apologized to Ian about his clothes for being in the closet for seven hours and had to take a poop also if they can still be friends. As Ian was about to kill Stevie, Anthony made a thought that there's no such thing as the boogeyman which Ian agreed. However, an actual boogeyman appeared from the closet asking if they were sure making Ian and Anthony run away and shove Stevie to the closet. Stevie didn't like the boogeyman doing the Louisiana Steamboat at first, but then thought that it felt kinda good as the boogeyman does it some more.

Script
So Many Hickeys!/Script

Trivia/Goofs

 * This video was first released as "So Many Hickies!" but Anthony realized a mistake in the word "hickies" and changed to correct name "So Many Hickeys!". It is also spelled as "hickies" on Anthony's Facebook page.
 * Ms. Hugsalot was first mentioned in The Rise of the Bread Head from Smosh Babies.
 * Around the time the video was uploaded, Smosh verified their username on YouTube.
 * Ian watching something on The History Channel that happens later in the video happened previously in I'M POSSESSED!. Though this time it's about the boogeyman.
 * Ian and Anthony filming themselves sleeping is similar to most of PARANORMAL EASY BAKE OVEN!. Even in this video, they go to bed early
 * When Ian and Anthony are watching footage of them sleeping, they look shocked and scared when watching the footage on camera, though are smiling in the monitor reflection.
 * The only way for it to be dark in the afternoon is to turn off all the lights, and close the curtains completely so no light peeks through.
 * When Ian shoots the "boogeyman" (revealed to be Stevie) with the shotgun, the shotgun has very little browning on its butt stock.
 * Anthony wears the same leopard pattern pajamas from SIRI TRIED TO KILL ME!.
 * This is the fourth appearance of Stevie after I Have a Secret Son.
 * "OP" actually has many meanings, with a few being "ogre porn" and "overpowered".
 * When Giorgio B. Coolhairz (Ian) demonstrates the Louisana Steamboat, he is demonstrating on Ian's Ke$ha doll first seen in I KILLED THE TOOTH FAIRY!

Shut Up! Opening
"Mm, I love making out. (sucking noise) SHUT UP!"

Subscription Ending
"Anthony: Quick, click the subscribe button if you don't want to get the Cleveland Steamer.

Ian: It's the Louisiana Steamboat.

Anthony: Yeah whatever! Same thing, pretty much."

Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7ugu8MTEH8