THE REAL PARTY SONG

THE REAL PARTY SONG is a Smosh video, releaed on May 9, 2014.

Synopsis
If you want to party with us you gotta learn the rules! Follow these tips and you'll have the wildest night EVER!

Cast:

Ian Hecox: Himself/Sgt.Anous

Anthony Padilla: Himself/Cop

Brittni Barger: Pop Singer

Brian Jagger: Douchey Dude

Phil Mohr: Weird Albino Dude

Lee Eisenhower: Stripper

Patrick Egan: Dude on Toilet

Jon Hooker: Beer Pong Playa

Lyrics
Chorus: ''This is gonna be the greatest night.  Inviting all our friends and we're doing it right.  We'll host the best parties, it will be so cool.  Wanna party with us? You better follow the rules.''

R-r-real party y'all.

Verse: ''When you plan a party man, you gotta be smart.  Duct tape your fridge and hide the fragiles at the start.  Take a look so your Facebook invite is on the point.  'Cause you don't want douchey dudes all rude in the joint.  Slip off your shoes when you slide in the door  'Cause we don't want dog poo all over the floor.  And you better bring your own beer,  'Cause we're not freaking rich!  Just look at our chair.  It's made of popsicle sticks.''

Chorus: ''This is gonna be the greatest night.  We replaced all the booze with Diet Sprite.  Make sure all the dudes are peeing sitting down.  No need for pee stains all over the grou-ound.''

Hook: ''That's a real party.  R-r-real party y'all.  That's a-that's a real party.  Real party.''

Verse: ''Now the party's popping, gotta get more strict.  What the hell did we say dude?  NO DICKS!  Beer pong is for flipping fools; that ball is freaking dirty.  You'll die from meningitis way before you're even thirty.  Who's that creeper creeping in the corner with Fido?  Get away from Fido  You freaking albino.  Only use one square of TP,  'Cause we ain't made of cash.  Just look at our stripper.  She's got a flat ass.''

Chorus: ''This is-this is gonna be the greatest night.  No spills on the rug, everybody's polite.  Kicking everyone out of our house by 10:00.  If this party goes well, we might do it aga-ain. ''

Hook: ''That's a real party.  R-r-real party y'all.  That's a-that's a real party.  Real party y'all.''

Verse: ''People still partying? Man, it's 10:13.  Get the f**k out my house if you know what I mean.  Stop banging on my bed.  And don't jack my socks.  Gotta rise at five  Serve fries at Jack in the Box.  Who got the pesto on my remote control?  My rage meter's rising and about to reach full.  And who the f**k threw this garbage in the recycling bin?  I'm gonna kill you motherf**kers if you do it again.  Parties aren't a place to drink booze and get laid,  If at the end we gotta clean up and be maids.  Parties aren't the place for taking selfies.  That's dumb.  If you wanted that, you should've thrown your own one.  Parties aren't the place where we spend a lot of money.  Can't afford a doctor  And my stools are hecka bloody!  Whaaaaaaaaaaaa?''

Chorus: ''This totally was the greatest night.  I-i-in by ten:thirty and turned out the lights.  Called the cops on our party.  Beat the women and men.  Can't wait to have another bomb-ass party aga-ain.''

Hook:  ''That's a real party.  Real party y'all.  That's a-that's a real party.  Real party y'all.''

Cast
Anthony Padilla as Himself

Ian Hecox as Himself

Brittni Barger as Pop Singer

Brian Jagger as Douchey Dude

Phil Mohr as Weird Albino Dude

Lee Eisenhower as Stripper

Patrick Egan as Dude on Toliet

Jon Hooker as Beer Pong Playa

Griffin the Dog as Fido

Reggie Rahming

Danielle Aros

Ashleigh Yaya

JJ Miller

Sebastian Sebata

Eric Vallafuerte

Shay Foehr

Jeremy Kaderka

Cassandra Brown

Josh Fesler

Chelsea Greco

Stephanie Haber

Brooke Lusk

Bella Botelho

DeWayne Robinson

Jami Steinbach

Trivia

 * This is Smosh's second music video for 2014, first was Pimps of Prom.
 * Sergeant Anous and possibly Sergeant Faraday (played by Anthony, as he's played as the cop) from GRAMMAR POLICE appears for the first time this year in this video.
 * Lyric Error: The girl in the video says "with" but the captions mistakenly say "them".
 * Duct taping the fridge is actually a bad idea, because the tape's adhesive will ruin the finish on the doors.
 * The beginning of this video seems to reuse the beginning of Dixon Cider.
 * This is the third time the subscription ending has part of the song in it, first being Dixon Cider and second being Ultimate Assassin's Creed 3 Song.
 * The penis straw first appeared in I Have Kirby Powers!
 * In the scene where Ian is pouring pretzels into a bowl, you can see a little "nipple microphone" which they mentioned in an earlier video called 5,000,000 SUBSCRIBERS!

Shut Up! Opening
"(Man beatboxing) SHUT UP!"

Subscription Ending
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Pop Singer: This is gonna be the greatest night.

We replaced all the booze with Diet Sprite.

Make sure all the dudes are peeing sitting down.

No need for pee stains all over the grou-ound.

Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31pmEibQpFI