AUTOCORRECT FAIL

"*Cell phone texting noises" AUTOCORRECT FAIL is a Smosh video uploaded on August 29, 2014.

Synopsis
Ever feel like autocorrect does more harm than good?

Plot
In the kitchen, Anthony grabs a pitcher of water from the refrigerator and texts Ian asking him if he would have dinner at six. In the living room, Ian cleans his golf clubs and gets the text message from Anthony. However, the text message asks Ian if he wants to have dinner and sex. Anthony realizes his mistake and texts back with "six" emphasized while also adding "hungry as hell". However, it is the same message as before, but "sex" is emphasized and the message also reads "I'm horny as hell." Anthony tries again, but his message reads "Swallow my ball meat up, ass sex, I'm horny." Anthony tries to state that horny means hungry and that sex means six, but thanks to Anthony's autocorrect, Ian reads that it means the same thing. Anthony tries to text for them to meet at six and that the phone autocorrects, but the text states that they should meet for sex and that Anthony is "auto-asphyxiating".

Ian tries to text to Anthony that if he tries auto-asphyxiation, he'll give him a black eye. When Anthony opens his front door, Ian message reads the same time, but instead of "eye" it's "guy". The mailman (Kendrick Wells) says he thinks it is racist to give away black people and leaves while throwing the rest of Anthony's mail at him.

Anthony closes his door and texts Ian to give him a quick call to work things out. However, the message states that he wants quiet anal so they can work it out. Ian texts Anthony that he likes him, but doesn't think of him like that. Anthony reads the message and decides to use Siri to tell Ian that he's using her to cut down the autocorrect fails. Ian realizes this and uses Siri to tell Anthony that it's fine and that things were getting weird. Anthony and Ian decide to use Siri to message each other instead of texting. Anthony asked if Ian wanted dinner. Ian decides Anthony can come over so that he can barbecue baby back ribs. However, the message reads "black kids" which the mailman thinks is racist and thinks Anthony should barbecue white kids since they taste the same. In his hands, he holds a package of "white kid jerky" that he is eating.

Anthony closes the door and Ian is revealed to be close by. He tells Anthony that they should talk to each other instead of texting. Anthony agrees, but decides to walk away and text anyway. The narrator appears saying that if someone was in the same room as another, that they should put down their phones and suck their c*ck. However, that previous message was autocorrected. The narrator changes his message saying to spank your woman, but then realizes that he doesn't mean that. The narrator then says to speak your words and have the audience think that they know what he meant.

Deleted Scene
When Ian felt weird out, he sends a text that says they could probably go horsec**k riding or something. The mailman thought that was racist wondering why anyone would do that to a horse.

Script
Autocorrect Fail/Script

Trivia/Goofs

 * Starting at 1:30, then throughout the rest of the video, Ian has 2 golf balls near his crotch.
 * When Ian sends Anthony a text on that they are going to eat the black baby, the mailman is holding a packet saying "WHITE KID JERKY" but according to the bloopers he was holding french fries.

Shut Up! Opening
"(character typing on mobile device noise) SHUT UP!"

Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lQoduDvr-M

Fan-made alternative version ("Ianthony" edit):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHB-c8mip-o

Cast
Anthony Padilla as himself

Ian Hecox as himself

Kendrick Wells as the Mailman