WATCH DOGS (Honest Game Trailers)

Watch Dogs is the 53rd Honest Game Trailer.

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* numerous Batman: Arkham Knight comments appear* We got it on PC, and it still doesn't work so... maybe next week? *shows one comment for Watch Dogs* Close enough!

The freedom of Just Cause, the humor of Grand Theft Auto, and the fun of Saints Row... are not in this game. But, you DO have a phone!

Watch_Dogs!

Ubisoft presents one of the best looking open worlds you've ever seen... in an E3 trailer, and a finished product that sucks balls by comparison - (shows E3 and retail comparison of Watch Dogs) a trick we still haven't learned from, apparently (shows The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt E3 and retail comparison).

Journey to Chicago, the exploding steampipe capital of America (completion of steampipes being exploded), in this chilling vision of the future, were you're always under surveillance, cops shoot to kill, and everything is connected to a dangerous, unstable computer network, known as Uplay.

If Solid Snake and Batman had a love-child who smoked a pack a day he might as sound half as ruff as Aiden Pearce.

''Aiden: Sorry, I'm late... I need to trust you... Where are you?... Some things you can walk away from.''

Maurice: Please, please!

Play as this hacker who's obsessed with staying anonymous, but wears his own personal logo on his hat.

Jordi: Ech. Dick...

He's a man who can instantly craft advanced electronics, except for a spare cell phone battery, and a guy who can instantly slow down time itself with his mind, because, uh, it's a video game?

When Aiden's niece is killed out of revenge for a crime he himself committed –

''Aiden: My niece died... My niece died... It cost my niece her life.''

Aiden will retire and reflect on his negative life choices... Just kidding. He'll murder everyone that's even sorta responsible, murder everyone employed by those sorta responsible, murder innocent cops, and murder every civilian that gets in his way. (shoots innocent civilian) That's for my niece you never met!

Experience the most unrealistic depiction of hacking... since the movie Hackers.

Hacker #1: It's eating up memory; what do I do?

Hacker #2: Type Cookie, you idiot; I'll head them of with the past *types*

Where every thing is hacked by holding down a single button, or by solving a rotating puzzle, which is sad when hacking is the new feature in your game. I mean, come on, NCIS tried harder than that!

NCIS Person #1: I'm on the other side of the router.

''NCIS Person #2: I'm trying, it's moving too fast... (both type as pop-up appear on computer)''

NCIS Person #1: Oh, this is not good...

Play through a story that deals with some of the most relevant moral questions of our time, where your actions are judged by a morality system that doesn't penalize you for spying on people's phone calls, causing massive traffic accidents, stealing cars, or draining the bank account of Chicago's struggling poor people. But it's okay when I do it - my niece is dead!

So suit up for a game that was sold as the thinking man's Grand Theft Auto, then blow everyone away with a giant machine gun, becasue that works just as well as sneaking around (Shows Aiden killing/ hurting people) Aw yeah, hacking!

Starring: The Girl with the Sh*tty Tattoo (Clara), 4Chan (Mysterious Person), Rob Zombie (T-Bone) 🎶Secret Asian Man🎶 (Jordi), and Creepy Uncle Aiden (Aiden).

Watch_Doges. Much hacking, such future - wow!