MARIO MUD TACKLING (Game Bang)

"I mean, I don't want to say that my whole life of being a loser has been training for this game, but it has."

- Lasercorn

MARIO MUD TACKLING is an episode of Game Bang. This episode, the crew competes in several games of the minigame "Mario Chase" in the 2012 party game Nintendo Land. It was released on December 28, 2012.

Description
Nintendo Land on the Wii U is sooooo much fun.

Mario Chase is a great party game!

Rules
In Mario Chase, up to four players track and chase down the player using the GamePad. The Miis for each of the players is provided with different outfits.
 * Player 1 is Blue Toad
 * Player 2 is Purple Toad
 * Player 3 is Green Toad
 * Player 4 is Yellow Toad
 * The player wielding the GamePad has a Mii dressed like Mario.

Ian, Anthony, Mari, Jovenshire, Lasercorn, and Sohinki play through two rounds of Mario Chase, with six individual games per round. At the end, everyone's respective times will be added up, and the people with the lowest two scores will suffer the punishment.

Results

 * 1) Lasercorn (4:56)
 * 2) Sohinki (3:33)
 * 3) Anthony (2:40)
 * 4) Ian (2:07)
 * 5) Mari (1:24)
 * 6) Jovenshire (1:15)

Punishment
The losers will have to dress up as Mario and Peach and act out a scenario as described by the others.

Mari will be playing Mario. To do this, Lasercorn, the winner, uses makeup to doodle a mustache on her face. Jovenshire will be playing Peach by dressing up in the Dress of Shame. Everyone else gives the losers a scenario to act out as their respective characters:
 * Ian: "You guys are in a car, getting away from a bank robbery you just pulled."
 * Sohinki: "You've just had an awkward moment in bed because Mario had erectile dysfunction."
 * Anthony: "Mario just got home drunk and Peach found out that he was at a strip club all night."

Trivia/tidbits

 * Lasercorn was correction in his prediction that Jovenshire was going to be Peach.
 * It would also seem from his initial quote ("Come on, Joven as Peach!") and Anthony's response ("We'll try to humiliate him") that the rest of the players had planned all along to team up against him and make him lose.
 * Ian said Mari was "destined for the role" of Mario because of the similarity between their names ("Mari-o", as he put it).
 * Ian is wearing a girls' t-shirt that looks like a Waldo shirt, which is why he is Mario first.
 * Ian says "tee-hee," which is Ryan Higa's catchphrase.