That Damn Prison Break/Script

Opening
Only if you give me a new smosh intro -- Holy bagises; okay, I will shut up, theeen!

Plot
BENNY JEAN (while sleeping) Nooo! Nooo! THE DAMN NEIGHBOR! NO NO THAT DAMN NEIGHBOR! I gotta get my flamingo back!
 * [Security Breaking Alarm Rings]

POLICE

We have a breaking maximum security! Release the hounds!

[Ian and Police are Running]

Benny Jean: OK Benny Jean this is a small free way. AHH! DAMN IT! SCREW ASS!

Police: HOLY! Screw the certain stuff, I'm hungry. You want taco d

Benny Jean: Never mind that cletus, you're going to help me get that damn pet flamingo out from that damn neighbor!

Cletus: You mean that neighbor right there?

Benny Jean: OH WHAT THE FREAKING HECK! YOU GIVE ME BACK MY PET FLAMINGO OR I'LL FRY YOUR ASS LIKE A POSSUM ON A HOT SUMMER NIGHT! What you're not going to tell me where my pet flamingo is? Well I have ways of getting worked out of you neighbor! CLETUS FETCH MY BEATING STICK!

Cletus: Benny Jean he's getting away!

Benny Jean: Hurry Cletus! Get my HUMMER!

Cletus: Well I traded it to him for a fog machine.

Benny Jean: God dammit! YOU GOT ANYTHING ELSE HERE WITH WHEELS?

Benny Jean: Hurry up Cletus, we need a box of mint!

Cletus: Help! My skate broke! Can I ride on your back or something?

<p style="text-align:center;">Benny Jean: What do you think that is? Brokeback Mountain?

<p style="text-align:center;">Cletus: Please!

<p style="text-align:center;">WE ALMOST GOT HIM, HES AT A ROUND FOR THE FREEWAY! HAHA! HE"S TRAPPED! HE AINT STOPPED IT!

<p style="text-align:center;">[The neighbor's segway ends up on a ramp, causing him to fly over the freeway].

<p style="text-align:center;">Benny Jean: Son of a female dog! We lost him!

<p style="text-align:center;">Cletus: So why don't we just get to his house and get the flamingo there?

<p style="text-align:center;">THIS IS THE NEIGHBORS HOUSE HUH? YUP! How did you know the flamingo was in here anyhow?

<p style="text-align:center;">Cletus: Well we hung out a few times while you were behind bars? Wait you... [IAN SEES FLAMINGO] Wait watch this. I always new this could come handy at some point.

<p style="text-align:center;">Benny Jean: How exact hell does it have a laser security grid?

<p style="text-align:center;">Cletus: I told you we hung out a few times. [BENNY JEAN: Ok shut up for a second this is going to require lot of skill and test to manoeuvre off so do exactly as I say GOT IT?]

<p style="text-align:center;">Both try to get through. Security alarm rings

<p style="text-align:center;">Police Machine: We got a hand at 241 street.

<p style="text-align:center;">Police: I'm on it. Guard the tacos doggy! Thank you!

<p style="text-align:center;">Cletus: What're we going to do? Im too young to die. [Benny Jean suggests getting the heck out but sees neighbor with axe].

<p style="text-align:center;">Police comes, they run away..

<p style="text-align:center;">Police: OK Everyone stop, what the hell is going on here.

<p style="text-align:center;">Cletus: Well we broke into his house....

<p style="text-align:center;">Benny Jean: No no no he stole my flamingo and I'm just trying to get it back!

<p style="text-align:center;">Police: Freaky friday! This is bigger than I thought! Flamingos are endangered creatures and stealing them is a federal offence and so is breaking out of jail! Both of you youre going away for a long time.

<p style="text-align:center;">Benny Jean: Wait hold on what about him (Cletus)

<p style="text-align:center;">Police: No hes cool we hung out a few times {What you backstamming jerk} said Ian.

<p style="text-align:center;">Benny Jean: Honestly officer I don't give a hoot how long Im in jail as long as I got my pet flamingo Im super duper happy!

<p style="text-align:center;">Police: Shh enjoy your new cell mate! Haha!

<p style="text-align:center;">BJ: Hey there partner names Benny Jean nice to meet you! Get me out of here!

<p style="text-align:center;">Cletus: Those tacose look like they taste pretty good!

<p style="text-align:center;">Police: Yeah the doggies favourite, [Anthony wants tacos]

<p style="text-align:center;">Dog with orange eyes: Back of my tacos human! Anthony screams.