SEX TURBAN

Sex Turban is a Smosh music video uploaded onto the main channel on March 27, 2015.

Plot
Anthony was about to ask Ian if he's ready for their night out when he suddenly sees Ian wearing a golden turban. Ian explains that it's his new "Sex Turban", which he explains (in song) that it's a turban that brought him so many ladies.

However, Anthony later learns that if he takes off the sex turban, he'll die. He tells Ian that he's not showing up to his great aunt's funeral tomorrow wearing it, but Ian says that he'll just have to die then, causing Anthony to scream.

The next day, Anthony shows up at his great aunt's funeral, still wearing a turban with ladies worshipping him. However, his great aunt suddenly comes back to life groping Anthony while the male funeral goers run away. Ian then explains that the sex turban also raises the dead. Anthony questions his great aunt touching him.

Lyrics
Ian'':  I bought this turban at a garage sale, and ever since then I've been an alpha male There's just something ladies love about a big, sexy turban Someone better hose me down ' cuz I'm so hot, I'm burnin' ''

Chorus: Sex Turban Ian: It's a magical sexual hat Chorus: Sex Turban Anthony: I wouldn't be caught dead in that Chorus: Sex Turban Ian: You put it on and all the ladies wanna sex ya Chorus: Sex Turban Anthony: ''Alright, fine. Do you have an extra?''

Ian: Not everybody knows just how I get my hoes Anthony: Whoa! Sexist! Ian: Not everybody knows how to respectfully pursue a woman Anthony: That's better. Chorus: If you wanna get a lady in your bed put a sex turban on your head

Sex Turban Ian: It's a turban made of sex Chorus: Sex Turban Random Indian Man: My ancestors were oppressed! Chorus: Sex Turban Anthony: No girl has ever touched me there Chorus: Sex Turban Lady: Oh, Ian, can I taste your hair?

Anthony: At first I didn't think the turban magic was real and now I'm covered in ladies trying to cop a feel It was cool at first but now I'm feeling harassed so now I'm gonna take it off so they stop groping my ass!

Chorus: Sex Turban Ian: It's a sex hat made of cloth Chorus: Sex Turban Ian: You can never take it off! Anthony: Wait! What? Chorus: Death Turban Anthony: DEATH Turban?! Ian: If you take it off you'll die Anthony: Dude, what the f**k!? Chorus: Death Turban Ian: Just keep it on, don't ask why

Cast
Anthony Padilla

Ian Hecox

Brittni Barger

Noah Grossman

Olivia Sui

Keith Leak II

Laurel O'Brien

Shelby Hagensmith

Lindsey Halsey

Arjun Singh

Trivia

 * In the extended version, the "Whoa, sexist!" scene is omitted.
 * A fan-made edit of this video exists on YouTube.

Shut Up! Opening
"Cultural appropriation is super serious.SHUT UP!"