IF VIDEO GAMES WERE REAL 3

 is the thirteenth episode of the If... Were Real series to be uploaded by Smosh.

Synopsis
Can you imagine if video games were real? It's probably not as cool as you think.

Introduction
Ian Hecox sees Anthony Padilla playing as Cat Mario in Super Mario 3D World and starts to complain that no one with a cat outfit would have cat powers. Anthony begs to differ and asks if Ian has actually tried it out, which Ian in a cat outfit claims that he did. Anthony said that video games would still suck if they were realistic.

Portal
A guy from Aperture Science Inc. (Anthony) with the Portal Gun uses it to open 2 portals in a wall and scratch his butt while thinking he's a genius.

Mass Effect
Male Commander Shepard (Anthony) cannot choose between saving the galaxy and having sex with Ashley Willams as shown by a meter below but eventually settles with sex.

Qwop
The runner (Anthony) is shown walking around like a drunk on the sidewalk.

FarmVille
Ian rakes dirt as he questions how Farmville is even a game.

Call of Duty: Ghosts
A soldier (Anthony) yells at his partner (Ian) to shoot the bad guys while they fire machine guns.

Battlefield 4
Extension of scene from Call of Duty: Ghosts.

Medal of Honor
Extension of scene from Call of Duty: Ghosts.

Killzone
Extension of scene from Call of Duty: Ghosts.

===Red Faction: Armageddon, Frontlines: Fuel of War, Operation Flashpoint: Cold War Crisis, Resistance: Burning Skies, Farcry, Doom, Counter-Strike, Wolfenstein, Quake, Arma 2: Operation Arrowhead, Titanfall, Tom Clancy's Rainbow 6: Patriots, and Wii Fit U=== The soilder's partner asks if they can do anything other than shooting the bad guys. The soilder replies with a "nope" and they resume shooting at the bad guys.

Mortal Kombat
Sub-Zero (Ian) managed to groin kick Scorpion (Anthony) and was about to finish him off by ripping his head off but he does not succeed despite multiple attempts. The two then decide to look at Kitana (Rae)'s boobs only to get punched in the face. The narrator says "Boobtality!"

Super Meat Boy
A raw ground meat patty on a plate is shown on the table for a couple of seconds.

Slender
The player (Ian) complains that he should've just collected the 8 pages in daytime only for Slenderman to spawn behind him. As the player runs away from him, he sadly says that he only wanted the player to be his friend.

Deleted Scene
After Slenderman told the player he just wanted to be his friend, Commander Shepard appears and asks Slenderman if they'll bang with each other, which Slenderman agrees by giving him a thumbs up. Shepard then tells the camera that they're going to bang with each other.

Minecraft
Anthony is using a cardboard cutout of the pickaxe from Minecraft and asks for help on how to craft a daylight sensor before nighttime. Ian with a strange voice tells Anthony that their hunt in the recreation of Slave Leia's boobies is almost complete and gives advice on how to craft only for Anthony to be confused about the wood's thickness and storm off. Ian then looks up "How to craft girlfriend" afterward.

Surgeon Simulator 2013
The patient (Ian) is with his surgeon (Anthony). The surgeon only needs to make a transverse incision only to accidentally slice his heart using a hand saw.

Plants Vs. Zombies
Three zombies that look nothing like the ones in the games are after Ian and want him to become a zombie as well. Ian throws a potted plant at them which naturally fails and gets him eaten by them.

Donkey Kong (Deleted Scene)
Donkey Kong (Ian) rolls two barrels towards Mario which he jumps over both of them. However, Mario then realized he should just walk around the barrels which angered Donkey Kong because Mario figured out the easy way.

Ending
Ian still dressed up as Cat Mario from Super Mario 3D World thought again that video games do suck if they were realistic, but Anthony knew what Ian would say and said the ending. Ian says that he has choir practice which Anthony knows it means to poop in the McDonald's bathroom. Ian thought it was better and leaves the house only to be pursued by a perverted male Commander Shepard who tries to bang him. He then finally gets caught up to and got banged.

Epilogue
Shepard shoots a fake gun and says that they just banged. Ian thought that it wasn't so bad after all.

Cast

 * Anthony Padilla as Himself, (insert more characters here), and as Commander Shepard
 * Ian Hecox as Himself, and as the patient
 * Rae Wright as Kitana
 * Lee Eisenhower as Slenderman

Trivia

 * The back of Ian's Cat Suit bears a resemblance to the Pokémon Pikachu, and so does his tail.
 * This is the most viewed Smosh video of 2014 so far, with MOLESTER MOON being the second.
 * Ian's cat suit is actually a Pikachu suit that Anthony and he received in an episode of Mailtime w/Smosh.
 * The QWOP scene shows Anthony walking in a stupid manner. There was a similar scene in Our Generation is F*cked: The Movie where Anthony exclaims that he can't run without his iPod and starts to run in a similarly stupid manner.
 * On the same day this video came out, Sakurai from Nintendo states that Nintendo Direct for Super Smash Bros. Wii U/3DS will come on the Tuesday after this video.
 * Wii Fit U appeared on the "shooter list", but it's not a shooter. However, this is because Ian and Anthony hate Wii Fit U.
 * Commander Shepard's "We'll Bang, Okay?" is taken from Mans1ay3r's Gamer Poop series.
 * When Anthony was mining the brick block, the sounds of a dirt block being dug are heard.
 * There isn't a girlfriend in Minecraft except in the OreSpawn Mod.