One Letter Off Pop Songs/Lyrics

Don't Start Now/Don't Shart Now
Don't throw up

Don't pass out

Had some bad clams but

Don't shart now

I won't lie

Need two ply

But there's no working bathroom nearby

Aren't you the chef who

Tried to

Poison me with clams today

WAP (Wet-Ass Pussy)/NAP (Neat Ass Poncho)
Wanna stay warm

But I don't want sleeves

Don't want the rain

To get on me

So many uses

Why can't you see

It's an umbrella

Jacket

Sleeping bag

Wrapped up in three

It's a blanket with a hole

It's my neat ass poncho

In the Sea World splash zone

With my neat ass poncho

We call it NAP

NAP

NAP

That's a neat ass poncho

Just like Pacha and Kuzko

That's a neat ass poncho

Eh

(There's some holes in this house)

(There's a hole in this house)

(There's a-)

Driver's License/Diver's License
I got my diver's license last week

Now I can teach SCUBA to you

So get your snorkel and your flippers

And I will bring my wetsuit too

Yeah today I swam through

A shipwreck

And pictured that

This pufferfish

Was

You

(bell chimes)

(lips smack)

Yummy/Tummy
My wife's got that

Tummy, tummy

Tummy, tummy

Tummy, tummy

My wife's got that

Tummy, tummy

Tummy, tummy

Tummy, tummy

Baby bump

Everyday

Yeah, babe

Yeah, babe

Yeah, babe

Seven months

Only two months away

Baby proof all the way

Everything

Everything

'Cause I'm gonna be a daddy

Butter/Gutter
In the gutter

I'm a clown living in the gutter

Don't tell your mother

And I'll give you a balloon

I know that I seem scary

When you look at me from your lens

But there's no need to be wary

Hey kids, I want to be friends

And eat your bones

In the gutter as friends

Come into the gutter with me

Thank U, Next/Shank U, Next
Shank u

Next (next)

Shank u

Next (next)

Shank u

Next (next)

I'm in fuckin prison

With my ex

Say So/Say No
I give yeses plenty

But boundaries make it healthy

When you ask me for money

I'll have to say no

Can't go to that party

I've got to catch up on sleep

I have to take care of me

I've got to say no