6 Ways to Get a Girl/Script

Smosh presents:

''6 Ways to Get a Girl! Using a Stunt Double!''

Meeting Them online!
(Anthony is seen in the kitchen about to take a profile picture for his "FauxKayCupid" account )

Anthony: (setting up his laptop camera) Alright, I see I have to add my profile pic. (The camera starts counting, but Anthony falls on the table and breaks it)

(The girl is in her room, taking a look at Anthony's picture)

Girl: Ugh, he probably broke a bunch of bones doing that. Lady boner!

Mission Announcer: Mission accomplished!

Pick up Lines!
(Anthony is atop the Smosh House, while the girl is walking along the sideway)

Anthony: Hey girl! Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Girl: Uh, one: Ew! And two: Gross!

Anthony: 'Cuz it hurt when I did. (Anthony jumps from the roof)

Girl: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (Anthony lends on the girl) Oh. My. G. You like totally crippled me. The girls at school are gonna be so jealous.

Mission Announcer: Mission ercurmplished!

Sneaking into Her Room at Night!
(Anthony whispers up to the girl, who is in her room)

Anthony: Hey, hot stuff. I'll be right up.

Girl: Okay... But shut the fright up! My freaking fat dad is SLEEPING!

Anthony: Got it. (He does some backflips to dubstep music and takes a ladder, so he can climb up to the girl) Yes! Totally getting laid tonight.

Mission Announcer: A-Mission a-ccomp-a-lished!

Girl: Oh, you freaking idiot! That's my fat dad's room! Uuh!

Anthony: What?... (The girl's dad pops out from the window)

Girl's Dad: Ugh, get outta here, loser! (He pushes Anthony and he falls) And I am not fat! Fat people are ''gross! ''Uurgh. And you're grounded! I am taking all your Snickers. Mehehe.

Girl: I hate yooouuu...

Taking Off Her Bra!
(Anthony and the girl are on the bed, ready to have sex)

Girl: (Unbuttons her shirt) I hope you're ready for some sexual encounters! NOW TEAR OFF MY BRA! (she falls on the bed after Anthony breaks a vase on her head)

Mission Announcer: Missionaccermplished!

Girl: (She gets up and gives Anthony a flirty stare) UUGH! You are such a smooth operator...

The First Kiss!
(Anthony and the girl are sitting on the bed, ready to have their first kiss)

Girl: (Leans closer to Anthony, but falls again after Anthony slams another vase in her head) AAAUURGHHH!

Mission Announcer: Mission Accomplished? I mean you just hit her in the head with a b-

Asking Her to Prom!
''(Anthony (with the words "Will U go to Prom with me?" written on his chest with small "Yes" and "No" check-boxes below it) and the girl are in the backyard)''

Girl: I don't know... It seems like a dumb freaking idea...

Anthony: Trust me, it's really the most efficent way to know if you really mean it.

Girl: Ugh, okay. (Anthony gives her a crossbow and slaps her butt) Ooh! So you are just like, uh- The safety knob... Such a dumb bitch.

Stunt Double: No, wait. Ok, I can't do this.

Anthony: Come on man, what's the big deal?

Stunt Double: The big deal is that I can get really hurt!

Girl: So, I just like hit the- (She shoots the stunt double) Ooooh, shizznet...

(The stunt double falls on the ground, while pointing a middle finger to Anthony)

Anthony: Oh, s**t...

(The girl takes off her wig and is now Ian)

Ian: Dude! Is he okay?

Anthony: Uh, I am pretty sure you f**king killed him!

Ian: Oh... Well, uh, I should probably get the hell outta here before the cops come-

Anthony: (Stops Ian and shows him the arrow, that killed the stunt double) Hey! She said "yes"!

Both Ian and Anthony: AWESOME! (They jump and highfive)

Narrator: And that's how you get a girl using a stunt double! Join us next time, when we show you 6 ways to get a girl while being blind!

6 Ways to Get a Girl While Being Blind
(In the next scene we see a blind man, who is making out with a hatrack and a young man comes in)

Young Man: Aaah, you do realize that you are just making out with a hatrack, right?

Blind Man: Eh, whatever. I am still getting some, right? Haha. High five! (He sticks his hand into the air) Yeah, whatever.

(He continues to make out with the inanimate object and the young man walks away)