DISNEY INFINITY (Honest Game Trailers)

DISNEY INFINITY is the 60th Honest Game Trailer.

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From the company that legally owned your childhood (Disney) comes the best plan to sell dolls to men since G.I Joe.

Breaker: OHHHHHHHHHHH!

Disney Infinity

Prepare your wallet for Disney's Skylanders, the game the bring real toys to virtual life in the biggest clusterf*ck of brand energy since Kingdom Hearts, except in this game, everyone is sold separately.

Travel to your favorite Disney-Pixar films worlds in Infinity 1.0 (Monsters University, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Incredibles) and choose from characters you barely know or love, like, The Lone Ranger, Rapunzel, and Larry the Cable Car (Mater). Then upgrade to 2.0, and experience the same exact gameplay, but with Marvel Superheros you actually like (shows The Avengers). Then, get ready, for 3.0: Star Wars. Man, Star Wars, too?! Might as well let them print their own money! *Rihanna's 'Bitch Better Have My Money' plays while Sorcerer Mickey shoots money out of his hand*

Select your champion, from whatever your mom can find at best buy, then make yourself a sandwich, as you suffer through the god-awful load times, before jumping into watered-down, action RPG gameplay, as you platform, collect, drive, and punch your way through generic encounters by mashing X (Triangle for PS users), until you level up, and gain the ability to mash X...harder, then fill out a skill tree that's more or less the same for every character.

It's boring because it's for kids!

Once you saved up enough sparks, enter the wondrous world of the Toy Box, a vast, creative tool set you'll spend five minutes with before you get intimidated and give up, where anything that you can imagine can come to life... unless your too poor to buy enough toys and unlock the parts you need, as Disney sells your imagination back to you, piece by piece. Creating a new generation of uncreative mindless consumers, who will look to giant corporations to fill their emotional needs.

I'm gonna jump off a bridge!

So prepare you shelfs for the metric ton of plastic bullsh*t you'll have to buy for the full experience. Featuring Characters (Quorra shown), Playsets (Inside Out Playset shown), pods the unlock powers, sidekicks (Davey Jones shown) toys, vehicles, skyboxes, and last, but definitely least important, the game itself!

Starring: Syndrome- $19.88; Mrs. Incredible- $13.53, D23 Expo Sorcerer Mickey- $150.00, buying your children's love- priceless!

''Kid: O MY GOD! O!''

Disniibo (play of amiibo) [Limited Possibilities. Infinite Money.]

* Iron Man destroying stuff* Damn, Iron Man, chill.

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