If Superheroes Were Real/Script

Introduction
(Ian and Anthony are watching tv)

Ian: Dude, Wonder Woman is so dumb. No girl would dress that hot to fight crime.

Anthony: Uhh, yeah. But she's a superhero. Can you imagine how stupid it'd be if superheroes were actually realistic?

Spiderman
Spiderman (Ian) (falling down while climbing up a building's wall): S-s-h-h-i-i-i-i

...

Wonder Woman
Wonder woman: Ladies and gentlemen, it is my sworn duty to protect and serve those of... Seriously, can you guys please stop looking at my boobs?

X-Men: Wolverine
Wolverine (Anthony): Alright guys, I gotta go take a piss.

(in the bathroom) Damn zipper!

-- Splashing sound --

(screaming in shock): Ah-h-h....

X-Men: Professor X
A hippie with an AC/DC t-shirt (Anthony): So you say you can read mind? Prove it.

Prof. X (Ian): You're a big fan of AC/DC.

The hippie: W...O...W...

Prof. X: AC/DC is boring to be real.

Cat Woman
(an elderly woman pets a cat)

X-Men: Invisible Men
Invisble man:I'm naked

X-Men: Cyclops
Cyclops is eating while staring at wonder woman's tits,burning them

Scott Pilgrim (Deleted)
kick ass