Bouncer

"This doesn't look like you, silly!"

- The bouncer to Sparky.

The bouncer is a minor character on Smosh. His only appearance was in the 2007 video "Sparky Goes to a Club".

Character
This individual is a fictional character in the storybook Sparky Goes to a Club: A story by Anthony Padilla & Ian Hecox by Ian Hecox and Anthony Padilla. In the storybook, the character works as a bouncer for Da Club, a nightclub. He speaks in a stereotypically gay voice and has brown eyes and curly brown hair. He wears a pink leotard and light blue shoes, with visible chest and armpit hair. The narrator noted that the bouncer bears a striking resemblence to fitness instructor Richard Simmons.

"Sparky Goes to a Club"
"Oh, hey, Owen Wilson! Go right on in, cutie!"

- The bouncer to Sparky, disguised as Owen Wilson.

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When Sparky and Tyrone made it to the front of the line to enter Da Club, the bouncer requested to see their IDs. Upon inspecting Sparky's, he noticed that the picture on the card did not resemble Sparky (owing to the fact that the picture was of O. J. Simpson). Unbeknown to the bouncer, Tyrone pulled Sparky to tell him that looking like a celebrity would get him inside, giving Sparky the idea to murder Owen Wilson, using the celebrity's face as a mask that, when he returned to the front of the line, fooled the bouncer into thinking that Wilson himself was present and allowing Sparky entry into Da Club.