THIS CONSPIRACY THEORY IS DUMB/Script

[Shayne suddenly wakes up while Keith, Noah, Olivia and Courtney are talking behind him] [Ian rises up from behind the couch while he's taking out Anthony's Bobblehead from his mouth] [ Shut Up! intro appears, but instead of "O" in Smosh it's "E" as Smesh. People talking in the background, followed by "BE QUIET"" instead of "SHUT UP!"]
 * Shayne: [walks in the room] Hey guys. What's with the whiteboard?
 * Olivia: Oh Courtney is just explaining the Mandela effect to us - it is so scary!
 * Courtney: Yeah, you remember the Berenstein bears? Well, it's actually always been spelled and pronounced "Berenstain", with an "A", but most people remember it - with an "E".
 * Noah: Which means, we must have hopped from a dimension where it was spelled and pronounced with an "E" to the one where we're now, where it's spelled and pronounced with an "A".
 * Shayne: Wow, that sounds very stupid.
 * Courtney: Oh God, don't do that smug asshole thing where you close your eyes and put prayer hands up to your mouth - oh great.
 * Shayne: [doing "prayer hands", taking a deep breath] Okay so let me get this straight. Uh, because a bunch people remember a children's book having a different letter in its title that must mean we all jumped to a dimension into this one, where literally nothing is different, except a single vowel. Yeah that's the dumbest s**t I've ever heard and you all are stupid for believing in it.
 * Ian: [walks in the room] Hey guys. What's with the whiteboard?
 * Shayne: Oh Courtney was explaining this dumb Mandela effect thing to me... yeah it's really stupid. [Looks at Ian] Hey nice glasses, are those new?
 * Ian: New glasses? Dude I've had these forever.
 * Shayne: No, your glasses are black, we all know that.
 * Courtney: Shayne, Ian is literally known for his white gamer glasses.
 * Noah: [with mustache on his face] Yeah, literally known for his white gamer glasses.
 * Shayne: [looking confused] Did you just put on a fake mustache?
 * Noah: No.
 * Olivia: Gilbert's been growing this mustache for years.
 * Shayne: Who's Gilbert?
 * Noah: I'm Gilbert, Shayne are you feeling okay?
 * Keith: [suddenly appearing] Yes Shayne you don't seem like yourself, are you good?
 * Shayne: [shocked] Wow! How long have you been there?
 * Ian: [with breasts] Keith's literally been there the whole time.
 * Shayne: [shocked by Ian's breasts] What the f**k are those?!
 * Ian: Um, are you referring to my luscious breasts?
 * Courtney: His luscious breasts! That he got last year.
 * Shayne: Stop referring them like that.
 * Noah: [stands up and speaks angrily] He will refer to Ian's luscious meat bags however we would like Shayne! [sits back down]
 * Shayne: [speaking irritated] Okay you know what? Way to go guys! Good prank! You pranked me, mean, but good!
 * Keith: Shayne what prank?
 * Olivia: [looking like a man now] Yeah Shayne, I think your signature pink beret's restricting the blood to your brain man.
 * Shayne: What pink ber... [gets shocked as he realizes that there's pink beret on his head]
 * Olivia: [still looking like a man] Also, we've always shot in this living room, not in a recently closed office.
 * Keith: That is correct.
 * Ian: Shayne, you need to wake up.
 * Courtney: [wearing sunglasses] Wake up Shayne!
 * Ian: [speaking girly] Wake up you little silly.
 * Noah: Wake up Shayne.
 * Keith: [topless now] Shayne, wake up.
 * Ian: [punching Shayne with his breasts] Wake up.
 * Olivia: [still looking like a man] Wake up Shayne!
 * Ian: Wake up.
 * Alternative Shayne: Dude, Shayne wake up.
 * Courtney: [dressed as Ian, with Ian's voice] Shayne wake up!
 * Noah: [with girly voice] Shayne wake up.
 * Ian: [puts Shayne's head between his breasts] Wake up Shayne! Wake up!
 * Shayne: What happened?!
 * Olivia: You fell asleep while Courtney was explaining the Mandela effect.
 * Shayne: Oh... yeah sounds really really stupid.
 * Courtney: Whatever dude.
 * Ian: Alright guys, let's get back to writing comedy gold, because that's what we do here at Smesh - write comedy - gold. GO SMESH!
 * Everyone: GO SMESH!