How Not to Make a First Impression

"How Not to Make a First Impression" is the first episode of Smosh's "How-To" series. It was released on December 4, 2006.

Description
Adam tries to make a good impression with his date's father.

Cast

 * Ian Hecox — Himself and Adam
 * Anthony Padilla — Himself, Mr. Franklin

Synopsis
Ian and Anthony introduce the premise for the video:

Adam (Ian) arrives at the house his date, Amy Franklin. Her father (Anthony) opens the door as Adam introduces himself and asks if Amy is ready. Mr. Franklin invites Adam inside while Amy finishes getting ready.

Mr. Franklin and Adam are sitting at a dining room table in uncomfortable silence which Mr. Franklin breaks by firmly asking Adam what he thinks of Amy. Adam replies with the following as an unimpressed Mr. Franklin glares at him:

Mr. Franklin points at Adam, declaring how his generation has no respect for anyone. Adam starts to moan and clutch his stomach, explaining that he recently ate some Mexican food and how it gives him "the worst" gas. Adam tries to wave off any worry by mentioning that he has some Tums. As he reaches into his pocket, he ends up accidentally forcefully pulling out a couple dozen packets of condoms. An incredulous Mr. Franklin asks Adam what he planned to use the condoms for before Adam explains how he does not know if Amy has any STDs or the like or the chance that Amy did not remember to take a pill, concluding with "Safety first".

As Mr. Franklin starts to accuse Adam of being "the biggest jackass I have ever—", Adam's stomach starts to rumble again and the flatulence proceeds to evacuate. Adam tries to apologize but Mr. Franklin orders him to leave. Adam complies before accidentally farting in Mr. Franklin's face, leading to Mr. Franklin simply throwing him out of the house and slamming the door.

As Adam stands in front of the closed door, he hopefully asks if Amy will simply meet him outside. Upon hearing no response, he asks if he can have his condoms returned to him. He farts one last time before the screen turns to black.

Text appears onscreen: Check out the How (Not) To contest: logitech.com/hownotto

Trivia

 * This video, along with How Not to Act on a First Date, were uploaded on the same day. They were for a How Not To contest held in 2006 for Logitech.
 * The contest was also introduced by Ian and Anthony.