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Smosh crew should definitely make one full lenght movie while Ian and Anthony still look somewhat young (time is ticking!).

In this movie Ian is assuming a role of some wacky guy with explosive diarrhea issues imprisoned for relieving himself in public while waiting at a bus stop (he probably ate too much spicy Mexican food); then while in prison, as a revenge, he is secretly plotting to conquer - whatever random country - say North Dakota (he got the idea while looking at a torn piece of paper), and he'll accomplish that by creating an army of ape-man superhybrids; subsequently he escapes from prison thanks to some pixie-fairy prison gang of thugs when he incidentally dug into their escape tunnel using his patented knife-fork-spoon he devised from stuff he took from cafeteria; then he went on raiding the local zoo - "freeing" a bunch of chimpanzees (obsessed animal rights activist style! "You're FREE!!!") - and taking them to his secret freakish laboratory/hideout, teaching them to ride unicycles to improve their mental skills and coordination while he's engineering mutagenic stuff to turn them into ape-man super-hybrid warriors (TV news already report on mysterious man and the stolen monkeys); those experiments mistakingly (who-knows-why) resulted in some strange genetic retro-virus which caused everyone he sneezed near-by to turn into him in just a few hours (with hilarious consequences; plus: when and how they realized they changed being a mini-sketch in its own), which culminates in riots (lead by character played by Harley from Epic Meal Time (he is immune like some others (pfft! bacon - duh!), but he is outraged because his girlfriend turned into Ian)) - "Ianised" people are trying to catch Ian and make him turn them back to their original selves; driving aimlessly around in his groovy van filled to the top with "hot" chimpanzees in panic Ian remembers that the only hope can be non other than his awkward friend from med-school (a med-school dropout, turned emo/hippie, who earns for life by making and selling his homeopathic potions and lotions) played by Anthony of course; he sounds promising, although his quirky dilution methods are not for the impatient, but then in a confusion he adds an ingredient from some bottle from which sticker just fell off and it results in those eventually treated with it to turn into Anthonys (so you have a bunch of Ians and Anthonys running around in outrage basically (all the imaginable characters - men and women)); soon those two realize the cause - they found the missing bottle sticker (it said: "bottle-o-jizz"); meanwhile Ian continued his ape-man super-hybid experiments involving giant green glowing slabs of jello, lots of smoke, fancy lights and contraptions resulting in those hilarious disfigured disproportional monkey-men seen in that smosh video titled 'I suck at draw something!'; upon release from their freakish hangar/garage (some of those monkeys still desperately on unicycles) they are wrecking havoc on the angry mob returning to punish our heroes (the largest of the ape-man (their leader) goes after Harley and almost snaps him like a twig when he mistook him for a foldable chair, but he and the gang win that battle thanks to their last minute super-bacon emergency transformation) - nevertheless all that commotion created enough diversion for our heroes to escape to the sanctuary of Anthony's personal guru, a retired army corporal (or coprolal???) who specialized in mind-control technology now working undercover as a hippie guru master of the 22nd level (played by Weird Al Yankovic), who in his wrath of genius (and some meditation) devises a plan to get our heroes out of trouble - armed with his newest invention - some freakish whistling steaming electric arcing popping spinning gadgetry helmet strapped onto his head (and one electrode stuck in his bellybutton!), hooked with numerous cables to his technological marvel - he with outmost care watches the flashing monitor through his large drop-down magnifying glass and types in commands to execute a program (most probably on, like, Commodore 64...) - a program which made him able to command with his thoughts everyone currently watching cable TV or surfing the Internet to have an irresistible desire to dress like their favorite fictional characters and act it out on the streets thus creating a major diversion, and so on and so forth... Something like that... :D

(hereby, written permission - use these ideas, whatever)