Smosh Comics Issue 1

Super Virgin Squad
Billy arrives at the V-Cave where several objects are thrown at him to test his reflexes. He dodges the first two but is hit with a knife. Stevie uses his powers to heal him. Paulie takes Billy's iPhone and bites it in half, reminding the other they aren't allowed internet in the V-Cave. Billy is upset and tells Paulie he didn't have the internet turned on anyways and the two start arguing. Stevie suggest they go upstairs for some of his mom's homemade cookies to keep their minds off things.

He finds a note from his mom telling him she went on a date. Stevie runs off in distress, but Billy assures him that he and Paulie will help expose the date as the slimy con-artist he surely is.

They follow Stevie's mother to a restaurant and Billy attempts to spy on them through a window. He spots an attractive waitress outside however, who asks if he is lost. Billy accidentally gets an erection and is forced to flee.

Instead, they track down information on the date and Billy and Paulie decide to search for clues inside his house while Stevie follows their car. Stevie gets hit while attempting to chase them down on his chastity cycle. Paulie and Billy's investigation turns out disappointing.

When they hear a car pull up out front and are unable to contact Stevie via walkie-talkie, Billy panics and sets the house ablaze in order to destroy the evidence of the break in. Stevie is taken to the hospital and his mother invites her date, Phil, to live with her.

That Damn Neighbour
Benny-Jean buys a fancy hot-rod and hopes to make his neighbour jealous. The Neighbour shows him up with a car of his own. Benny-Jean challenges him to a race which the Neighbour wins.


 * Billy Hamburger: Member of the Super Virgin Squad with the power to fly. He is overly emotional and bratty, but with a good heart.
 * Stevie Berry: Member of the squad with the power to heal. Extraverted and annoying but a very good friend.
 * Paulie P.: Unofficial leader of the squad. With super-strong teeth and jaws he can bite through anything. He is level-headed and rule-oriented but sweet and good-natured.
 * Mrs. Berry: Stevie's coddling mother.
 * Waitress: A sexy waitress who unintentionally distracts the squad causing them to panic and flee.
 * Phil: A middle school chemistry teacher Stevie's mother goes out on a date with.

Covers
This issue features five different variant covers. The main cover was done by Franco Viglino and features Stevie, Billy and Paulie walking down a dirt road.

The first variant was drawn by Yale Stewart. It shows the back of That Damn Neighbor with a pink flamingo embroidered on his jacket.



The second variant was done by Jerry Gaylord and features Anthony as Han Solo and Ian as Boba Fett from ''Star Wars. ''



The third variant cover is completely blank white aside from the title and accompanying Smosh symbol.

The fourth is the same as the second only without any printing on the front. The fifth is a sketch version of the second cover.