Hardcore Max 2

Hardcore Max 2 is a Smosh main channel video.

Brief Synopsis: The sequel and last continuity to Hardcore Max. This time, Max has got a car and shows off how cool he is.

Lyrics
Maaaaaaaaaaax!

Max got a car that's really sweet

Doesn't wear a seatbelt cause that's for geeks

Not just that, but it chafes his neck

And he thinks that its stupid as heck

''Max! Max! Max! Max just got a car! Yeah, a car! A 2-door freakin car!''

''It's fast! It's fast! It's really freakin' fast, and it is really badass''

Max doesn't stop at stop signs

Cause they're retarded

What is that smell I'm smelling?

He just farted

Never signals while changing lanes

Drives with no hands 'cause he's insane

And if you think that is absurd

He'll turn to you and flip a bird

''Max! Max! Max! Max just got a car! Yeah, a car! A 2-door freakin' car!''

It has gold rims, they are really sick, yeah like Max, Max is really sick

He talks on his cell phone

He doesn't use a blue tooth

And if you dent his car

He'll hit your face like Babe Ruth

Uses the most expensive gas

And his driving driving skills are unsurpassed

Does donuts every chance he gets

He's even cooler than Pete Wentz

''Max! Max! Max! Max just got a car! Yeah, a car! A 2 door freakin car!''

He will get his License in 6 months, right now he has a provisional license

Wait, he only has his provisional drivers license? But that means he needs a parent riding in the car at all times. WHAT? His mom's been in the back seat the whole time? So she's condoning these illegal activities?! Shame on you Max's mom! Shame!

''Max! Lookout! A Cliff! Right in front of you! Yeah, a cliff! A big ass freakin' cliff!''

Crap, you are flying off the cliff, I hope you are wearing your seat belt

Oh wait, he's not wearing his seat belt

I guess he didn't like how it felt

Now he's broken his manly legs

Let's hope he wont repeat the same mistakes

MAX!

Trivia/Goofs

 * The song is available on the Smosh album If Music Were Real.
 * Along with Cat Soup and Crybaby, this video was part of the "Smosh Speedup Sweepstakes" by Smosh and PUMA, where the 3 videos mentioned above were sped up with differences from the original videos.
 * The Speedup Sweepstakes differences in this video include:
 * The long "Max" at the beginning is spelled as "Macks" intead of "Max".
 * Teleporting Fat Guy is seen standing on a roof when Max blows the stop sign.
 * When Max drives his car off the cliff, his car is replaced by a pink Smart car.
 * The opening tune of the song was later used in Sleeping Pill Disaster.

Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fpuC6vyM7s