THE WORST PRODUCT JINGLES (Squad Vlogs)

THE WORST PRODUCT JINGLES is an episode of Smosh Pit's series Squad Vlogs. It was released on June 21, 2018 and stars the entire squad, minus Olivia, and instead in her place is Damien Haas. It also featured Sam Johnides on the keyboard.

Synopsis
We make jingles for the WORST products ever!

Special thanks to our musical guest Sam Johnides for ticklin' those keys with us!

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Noah's Cumbersome Fopdoodle
Noah: 'Are you lonely? Do you need a friend?'

Cumbersome Fopdoodle sails to the end.

Damien: Don't be a stanker, get your pet anchor.

Shayne: ''Pet anchor may cause drowning. Shipping not included.''

Damien's Good Ole Lounge Dave
Damien: When situations are even worse than Good Ole Loung Dave

Get yourself a Good Ole Loung Dave.

All: Dave!

Keith's Creeper Sweepers
Keith: Creeper All: Creeper

Keith: Sweepers All: Sweepers

Keith: The magical cleaners. All: Ah

Keith: Scarier than the Grim Reaper All: Oooh

Keith: Will come when you're asleeper All: Shhh

Keith: We won't make a peeper, so order now 'cause we're chaper.

All: Creeper Sweepers

Shayne: We're already right behind you.

Shayne's Gregg The Silly Egg
All: Ha ha ha ha Gregg The Egg

Gregg The Egg, he's so silly

Damien: ''Fun for ages 4 and up. For the love of God, Do Not Break Gregg! If broken, get out of your house. Do not grab your belongings. Make sure family members are safe before you grab your pants. Oh God run. Oh God its already happened. Your grandfather fallen over but he's old. Save yourself. He sacrificed himself for you.''

Courtney's Fancy Sneak
All: Fancy Sneak, Gets you where you need to be.

Fancy Sneak, As extra as you can be.

Fancy Sneak, All the shrimp that you can eat.

Fancy Sneak

Shayne: Buy it today.