Food Battle 2009

'"Mmm, oh yeah, that's good. That's a very good helium! SHUT UP!"  Food Battle 2009' is a Smosh video released on July 17, 2009 and is the fourth installment in the famous Food Battle series.

Brief synopsis: For the fourth year in a row, Anthony and Ian compete against each other to prove which of their favorite foods is superior.

Anthony's Favorite Food: Burrito

Introduction
Ian sees Anthony playing drums on Rock Band and believes that he is a zombie. After Anthony puts him through lots of physical pain to prove he is not a zombie, such as throwing a drum stick to his eye, throwing him on a table, smashing a glass on his head, and running him over with a car, Ian gives in after Anthony prepares to cut off his head. Anthony says that he wants a rematch and that he has a new favorite food: a burrito. Ian accepts the challenge, and Food Battle 2009 begins.

Toothbrush
Anthony chooses the toothbrush.

Anthony: Anthony tries to brush his teeth with his burrito, but his teeth end up in worse shape. Result: X

Ian: Ian cleans his teeth and gets his mouth covered in frosting. He says that his dentist is going to be so proud of him. Result: X

Shovel
Ian chooses this and says, "ya dig?". Annoyed by Ian's pun, Anthony warns Ian that he will punt Ian's ass to Bangkok if Ian says another pun. Ian laughs because Anthony said punt.

Ian: Ian's donut crumbles while he is digging. After getting his X he eats it. Result: X

Anthony: Anthony successfully digs up a vase, and the merchant from Resident Evil 4 (played by Ian) buys it from him for $11. Result: ✓

Wig
Anthony chooses the wig. Ian asks if a wig is the one that is put on the head. Anthony sarcastically tells Ian that a wig is put on the butt and says that a wig obviously is put on the head. But Ian still thinks they're doing the butt wig so Anthony corrects him one more time that a wig is put on the head. Anthony: Anthony puts on his wig, and a random guy mistakes him for his girlfriend, Sherry. He proposes to Anthony, who accepts. They get married and have children. When they get back, Anthony's wig falls off, and the guy is horrified to discover that he is a guy. As he runs off, Anthony begins to cry. Result: ✓

Ian: Ian puts his donut on his head, but Anthony's husband mistakes it for a yarmulke, thus thinking that Ian is Jewish. After getting his X, Ian congratulates him on the marriage. The guy tells him to shut up and runs away, crying. Result: X

Video Game
Anthony chooses the video game but Ian says that it's his turn to pick. So Ian picks a video game.

Ian: Ian inserts his donut to play Super Donut 64, only to get the blue screen of death as Ian screams in terror. Result: X

Anthony: Anthony inserts his burrito to play Donut Massacre 64. It doesn't load so he takes it out and blows on it, then loads it onto the console. It successfully loads, and Anthony begins playing. Result: ✓

Boomerang
When Anthony suggests this, Ian has drastically changed. Anthony asks what has happened to him, Ian suddenly returns to normal.

Ian: Ian throws his donut, and the merchant is seen holding the vase he bought from Anthony earlier while singing a Michael Jackson song. Ian's donut hits the vase, causing the merchant to drop it onto the ground, breaking it. Result: X

Anthony: Anthony throws his burrito, and it begins to fly back to him. However, it passes him, shouting 'See ya later, fa**ot!' It then gets shredded in a jet turbine while Anthony watches, confused. Result: ✓

Mind Control Device
Ian chooses the mind control device. Anthony tells Ian that he will mind control Ian's mom to touch his prickly before Ian stops him. Anthony tells Ian that he is going to say prickly legs to which Ian says that it's fine. Ian suggests that they should mind control girls to make out with them to which Anthony happily agrees.

Anthony: Anthony tries to hypnotize a hot girl into kissing him, but she walks off in disgust, much to his disappointment. Result: X

Ian: Ian attempts to hypnotize the same girl to kiss him. It at first appears to work, but then she vomits on him, and he screams "What the fu-" before the rest of his lines are cut off as he receives his X. Result: X

Edible Food
When Anthony suggests this, Ian says Anthony's going to lose this challenge because burritos are made out of cement and Donald Trump's old skin. Anthony says he tasted both of those things and says they taste fine.

Ian: Ian carefully tries his donut, and surprisingly, it's edible! Result: ✓

Anthony: Anthony bites into his burrito, but then spits it out and begins retching. Result: X

Ending
Ian jumps out from hiding and reveals that he had put cyanide in Anthony's burrito. Anthony protests that it will kill him, but Ian still believes that he is a zombie. After telling Ian that he is not a zombie, Anthony dies.

The reporter runs up to Ian, but Anthony's husband appears and challenges Ian into a duel for killing his wife. Ian accepts the duel and points the middle finger to Anthony's husband. He pulls out a corn dog from Anthony's burrito and charges at Ian, but Ian kicks a door open. Anthony's husband can't stop running and enters the room which is revealed to be a viewing room for Susan Boyle sex tape. Anthony's husband screams in horror at what he is seeing while Ian feels disgusted as well and leaves. The reporter officially announces Ian as the winner and asks Ian what he wants to do now, and Ian replies that he wants to watch paint dry. The reporter joins him and continuously asks if the paint is dry. Eventually, Ian loses his temper, turns to the reporter and yells, "NO!".

After the ending, Barney tells the viewers to go to Smosh.com to watch the video bloopers and to buy the new shirt and Donut Massacre 64 poster, saying "If you don't go to Smosh.com right now, I'm gonna kill you in your sleep!"

Script
Food Battle 2009/Script

Trivia/Goofs

 * According to an interview with Smosh, it turns out that this video took 36 and a half hours to edit, which is the longest the duo has spent editing without sleep.
 * This is the first Food Battle where the fans of Smosh got to vote for Anthony's food.
 * This is the first Food Battle where Anthony doesn't use a food that is shaped like a stick, though it is still a long food.
 * Ian could've been knocked out if Anthony slammed a glass on him very hard.
 * Or Ian might have a tough skull.
 * After Ian traps Anthony's husband in the Susan Boyle Sex Tape room, he exclaims "Oh my god, It looks like there's Beef 'n Go everywhere!" Which is a reference to Beef 'n Go.
 * When Anthony's husband proposed, he adjusted his tie, even though it was printed on his t-shirt.
 * It is revealed that jokingly, Anthony knows what Donald Trump's old skin and cement tastes like.
 * This video was temporarily blocked from YouTube for inappropriate content.
 * When Anthony's husband says, "CORN DOG CHARGE ATTACK!" there is Japanese Katakana and Kanji written below him, as well as Chinese characters and Korean Hangul written on the sides. However, the Katakana spelling says "American" as pronounced in English.
 * This is the first Food Battle that neither Anthony and Ian succeed at a challenge that isn't the first challenge.
 * Even though Anthony wins more challenges than Ian and Ian only wins one challenge, Ian still wins. This is due to Ian killing him at the end.
 * This is the only Food Battle video where Ian successfully kills Anthony and wins the battle. Though Ian also successfully kills Anthony in Food Battle 2014, Ian also does not win the battle because the announcer accidentally kills him at the end.
 * This is the only Food Battle on iTunes.
 * This is the first El Smosh video on a Thursday.
 * This is the first Food Battle where two of the food candidates participated.
 * This is revealed in an extra where the corn dog (runner-up) plotted to disguise himself as the burrito.
 * This is the first Food Battle to use the current "Paint-on-Cardboard" intro.
 * When Anthony begins to play Donut Massacre 64 for the Video Games challenge, the music playing in the background is the Smosh Games theme music, indicating that the music was developed three years before the launch of Smosh Games.
 * The plane that killed the burrito was a Photoshopped Asiana Airlines 747 (You can see the logo and the Korean flag in the tail), the name was changed to "Awsome Airlines, We've only crashed twice."
 * At 1:19, if one looks closely at the window, one can see a man in a white shirt passing by outside.
 * Anthony is proven to be a herm due to he can have babies.
 * The Susan Boyle Sex Tape in the viewing room is TijuanaFeathermaker's video (due to FANDOM's policies, we will not provide the link. Search and watch it at your own risk).