ASSASSIN'S CREED 4 ROCK ANTHEM

ASSASSIN'S CREED 4 ROCK ANTHEM is a Smosh video uploaded on October 18th, 2013.

The song is available on several online stores.

Synopsis
Edward Kenway and Blackbeard sing about what it's like to be a pirate, through rock.

Lyrics
Teach: Everyone knows that Blackbeard's the best, there's nothing more to say, but I hear there's this new bloke around, by the name of Kenway. He's always hiding in his white hood with his girly hair and crap, but I'm still the baddest pirate around, 'cause I've got this treasure map.

''Yo ho, yo ho!  A pirate's life for me!  Yo ho, yo ho!  Murdering fools for free!  Yo ho, yo ho!  A pirate's life for me!  Yo ho, yo ho!  Murdering fools for free!''

''They call me Eddie Kenway, man  And I'm the scourge of the land and sea.  Got flowing hair, some sharp-ass blades,  And maybe a little scurvy.  Don't got a stupid peg leg  Or a dumbass hook for a hand,  But I'll shove my blowgun up your ass  If you mess with my pirate band.  I'll grab my musket  Yeah!  And I bust it!  Yeah!  Got lovely hair,  You can't touch it!  That's right!''

''I steal maps;  Yeah!  Don't give craps;  Yeah!  Got pretty girls sitting on my lap.''

'''Cause I'm a pirate  Living my life all high on seven seas!  I'm a pirate  Getting booty with the cuties 'cause I do what I please.  Four guns I blast;  Slashing throats as I pass;  Kissing those sexy wenches.  Because I'm a freakin' pirate dude  And the rest of ya'll are bitches!''

''Yo ho, yo ho!  A pirate's life for me!  Yo ho, yo ho!  Murdering fools for free!  Yo ho, yo ho!  A pirate's life for me!  Yo ho, yo ho!  Murdering fools for free!''

''Boarding your ship to pillage and kill;  Don't even need it I just love to steal.''

''All the ladies love me 'cause I'm a big pimp  Hope they don't smell me 'cause I stink like ship.''

''Eating oranges to prevent scurvy.  Dammit, now it's gonna hurt when I pee.''

''You can never blame me for grabbing your chick  'Cause most my life's surrounded by dick.''

''I grab my musket  Yeah!  And I bust it!  Yeah!  Got a badass beard,  You can't touch it!  That's right!''

''I steal maps;  Yeah!  Don't give craps;  Yeah!  Got pretty girls and I'm sitting on their laps.''

'''Cause I'm a pirate  Living my life all high on seven seas!  I'm a pirate  Getting booty with the cuties 'cause I do what I please.  Four guns I blast;  Slashing throats as I pass;  Making out with sexy wenches.  Because I'm a freakin' pirate dude  And the rest of ya'll are bitches!''

''Yo ho, yo ho!  A pirate's life for me!  Yo ho, yo ho!  Murdering fools for free!  Yo ho, yo ho!  A pirate's life for me!  Yo ho, yo ho!  Murdering fools for free!''

Teach: Well I guess it's time for the two of us to brawl.

Kenway: Time to settle who's the baddest pirate once and for freaking all.

I'll wake up  '''Cause I'm a pirate!  Don't give a f*ck  'Cause I'm a pirate!  Love to drink  'Cause I'm a pirate!  I stink  'Cause I'm a pirate!  Don't shower  'Cause I'm a pirate!  Make bitches cower  'Cause I'm a pirate!  Getting booty  'Cause I'm a pirate!  Taking doodies  'Cause I'm a pirate!  Eat rotten beef  'Cause I'm a pirate!  Lost all my teeth  'Cause I'm a pirate!  Far from home  'Cause I'm a pirate!  All alone!  'Cause I'm a pirate!''

(the last line of this part wasn't in the music video)

(Both stops) Teach: You know what? Being a pirate kinda sucks. Kenway: Yeah, let's go get a real job! Teach: Alright, lady. (They are working in a kitchen) Kenway: Order up! Teach: Hurry up for the salad! I want to get a promotion! Kenway: (flips the salad) You know what? F*ck this! Let's go be pirates again! Both: Yeah!

Part 2
'''Cause we're pirates  Living our life all high on seven seas!  We're pirates''' ' ''Getting booty with the cuties 'cause we do what we please.  Four guns we blast;  Slashing throats as we pass;  Kissing those sexy wenches.  Because we're freakin' pirates dude  And the rest of ya'll are bitches!''

''Yo ho, yo ho!  A pirate's life for me!  Yo ho, yo ho!  Murdering fools for free'' ''Yo ho, yo ho!  A pirate's life for me!  Yo ho, yo ho!  Murdering fools for free''

(Teach wakes up, and the treasures are missing, finds out his beard turns pink) Teach: KENWAY!! Edward: See you later, Pinkbeard! (laughs)

Plot
The video begins as Edward "Blackbeard" Teach (Anthony Padilla) talks to his crew about the new pirate making a name for himself, Edward Kenway (Ian Hecox). As Blackbeard is showing off his treasure map to his crew, Kenway jumps out of hiding and steals it. For the rest of the video until the bridge, Kenway and Blackbeard find and steal items related to the treasure map, leading up to a sword fight at the site of the treasure.

At the end of the sword fight, Blackbeard and Kenway stop and decide they should get real jobs. Blackbeard and Kenway gain employment as cooks in a restaurant, but then decide that they would rather be pirates. The song resumes as they find the treasure and throw an opulent party.

After the song ends, Teach wakes up with his beard dyed pink by Kenway. Kenway calls him "Pinkbeard" and escapes on the Jackdaw as the refrain plays in the background.

Trivia/Goofs

 * This video could possibly count as a sequel to Ultimate Assassin's Creed 3 Song.
 * The Sweet Sound of Smosh calls this song Pirate Life.
 * Behind the scenes videos were posted on both Ian & Anthony's Facebook pages, revealing one of the sets, their appropriate costumes, and Jovenshire being an extra.
 * The videos that were mentioned above were posted sporadically, revealing that this video took multiple days to shoot. This is mentioned in the bloopers as well.
 * Jovenshire, Mari, Lasercorn and Sohinki (the Smosh Games crew) also played as pirates.
 * Lasercorn and Sohinki appear around a chest Kenway steals the compass from, while Mari appears around the middle of the video wearing a red dress and dancing. That Damn Neighbor also makes a cameo as a pirate.
 * The guys of the Smosh Games crew also play Spanish Soldiers.
 * This video was filmed on an actual boat and beach, with interiors shot on sets.
 * The beach could possibly be the same beach The California Stereotype Experiment was filmed on.
 * As mentioned in the bloopers, one scene shows Blackbeard firing a cannon. The cannon used was an actual cannon and didn't need any special effects.
 * Kenway is seen with a cannon on his crotch during the second chorus reprisal, a reference to the Ian is Bored episode "Most Epic Vacation Ever!", which started the fan phenomenon "Cannon Pen1s!".
 * Also seen in the bloopers, for one of the aerial shots of the ship, the crew (dressed in pirate outfits to blend in) had to fly the camera drone (a spaceship and helicopter-like drone with a GoPro attatched) over the water in the middle of a crosswind.
 * Smosh actually wanted Paddy McGuinness as a Pirate (because James Nesbitt turned up before recording his New Zealand series).
 * In the game, Kenway never fought Blackbeard. In fact, Blackbeard and Kenway were shown to be good friends. Blackbeard was only shown in specific parts of the game during some of the story missions before his death during his final appearance in the game.
 * "F**K" is typed uncensored in the description but censored in the video.
 * In the game, Kenway uses two swords to fight instead of one.
 * The song reappears in 22 Crazy Vines (That Don't Exist), where one of the vines involves the second reprisal of the chorus. The "ho" in "Yo, ho!", however, is replaced by a screaming goat (AKA Goat Remix). Also, in the "Murdering fools for free!" part, the same goat's face replaces Kenway's as he performs the Cannon Penis reference.
 * This video was made to promote Assassin's Creed 4: Black Flag. Fellow YouTube duo Epic Rap Battles Of History (who guest starred in the first episode of Smosh Games Button Bash, also made a rap battle video to promote the game. (Blackbeard vs Al Capone)
 * A Wilhelm scream is used when Edward Kenway stabs one of Blackbeard's crew members after the line "Don't got a stupid peg leg 'or a dumbass hook for a hand".

Cast
Ian Hecox as Edward Kenway

Anthony Padilla as Blackbeard

Rae Wright as Blackbeard's Wench/Ship Wench

Nicole Chilelli and Felicia Cowley as Sexy Wenches

Ryan Todd, Stevie, Andy Southard, Patrick Picche as Pirate Band

Joshua Ovenshire as Spanish Soldier/Tavern Folk, Street Urchin, Pirate

Matthew Sohinki as Spanish Soldier, Tavern Folk, Street Urchin, Pirate

David Moss as Spanish Soldier, Tavern Folk, Street Urchin, Pirate

Mari Takahashi as Ballerina, Pirate Queen, Street Urchin

Spanish Soldiers: Scott Free, Anthony Melanson, Eric Tapia, Ethan Ireland

British Soldiers: Jason A. Manoogian, Stephen Crane

Pirates: Patrick Egan, Jon Hooker, Frank Cosgriff

Tavern Folk: Nathan Taylor, Aaron Luna, Ernesto S. Bustos, Brian Rassmussen, Jason A. Manoogian, Sean Boncato, Cedric Johnson, Stephen Crane, Tressa Ohler, Lauryn Gardner, Margaret Upton, Krystina Mae, Veronica Jarboe, Lindsey Hoopes, Christa Cranmer, Jessica Benz, Christina Marie, Haley Borchers, Deborah Jimenez

Shut Up! Opening
"Hey, what's a pirate's favorite letter. R! Haha! Get it? SHUT UP!"

Subscription Ending
"Click the subscribe button if you're a pirate!

'''Cause I'm a pirate  Living my life all high on seven seas! '' I'm a pirate '' Getting bootie with the cuties 'cause I do what I please."

Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpMt2vzrIxs