22 CRAZY VINES (That Don't Exist)

22 CRAZY VINES (That Don't Exist) is a Smosh video uploaded on October 25th, 2013.

Synopsis
We (Smosh) don't have a Vine account. But if we did, here's what you'd see.

Clip 1: Getting dressed (literally)
(Vine Gag: "Vine"!) Ian gets dressed but right after he jumps, he finds himself in a women's dress, much to his horror.

Clip 2: Hey Anthony (Part 1)
(Vine Gag: "Vine!") Ian tries to get Anthony's attention by saying "Hey Anthony!" over and over. The third time he says it, Anthony turns into a devil & shouts "WHAT?!??!?" in a satanic voice, causing Ian to scream.

Clip 3: How are babies made? (Part 1)
(Vine Gag: "Vine!") The boy (Anthony) asks his father (Ian) how babies made and the father responds, saying he doesn't know.

Clip 4: Getting ripped (literally)
(Vine Gag: "Vine!", but instead of showing the Vine logo, it shows a picture of a real vine) Ian tries to lift weights because he wants to be ripped, but as he lifts, his arms are literally ripped off his body.

Clip 5: How are babies made? (Part 2)
(Vine Gag: "Wine!") The same boy from 'clip 3' asks his mother (Ian) how babies are made. The mother tells him to ask his mother. When the boy tells her that she's the mother, she loudly reveals that the boy is adopted, making him cry. As the mother left, she pumped her fist in victory as the narrator says "Question Averted!"

Clip 6: Oh, crap!
(Vine Gag: "Pine!") Ian, while in the car; urges Anthony to hurry up because they're late. Anthony notices this while he's in the bathroom & runs out (in a stop-motion frame-by-frame way) while in a sitting position without putting up his pants. Once inside the car, Anthony starts pooping which disgusts Ian.

Clip 7: Ultimate Assassin's Creed 3 Dub
(Vine Gag: "Mine!") This clip uses a scene from Ultimate Assassin's Creed 3 Song, but dubbed over by Ian Hecox. Connor sings the beginning of the chorus.

Clip 8: Girl on Fire (literally)
(Vine Gag: "Nine!") Anthony sings the opening chorus of Girl on Fire, but a girl in the background says she isn't until Anthony tosses a molotov at her, setting her on fire.

Clip 9: Getting a-head
(Vine Gag: "Lime!") At a head making factory, the employees (Anthony & an extra) are making mannequin heads. All of a sudden, the boss (Ian) tells the employees to not get a 'head' of themselves, causing everybody to erupt into hysterical laughter.

Clip 10: Hey Anthony (Part 2)
(Vine Gag: "Shrine!") The clip is the same as in 'Clip 2' but this time, Ian's eyes are enlarged as he says "Hi!" creepily.

Clip 11: Timmy the Time Traveling Troll (Part 1)
(Vine Gag: "Sign!") In Bonn, Germany of 1782, Timmy the time-traveling troll (Anthony) introduces dubstep to Ludwig Van Beethoven (Ian), which Timmy calls "music from the future". The dubstep music was the cause for Beethoven's deafness.

Clip 12: Timmy the Time Traveling Troll (Part 2)
(Vine Gag: "Twine!") In Berlin, Germany of 1944, Timmy shows Adolf Hitler a Borat video on his phone which Adolf found funny. When Timmy tells Hitler that Borat's Jewish, Adolf yells "Nein!" as he aims a gun to his head.

Clip 13: Timmy the Time Traveling Troll (Part 3)
(Vine Gag: "Line") In Pangaea 200,000,000 B.C.E., Timmy yells, "Spoiler alert! You're all gonna die from an asteroid, you stupid dinosaurs!" into a megaphone before getting eaten by a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

Clip 14: Hypocrite Punch!
(Vine Gag: "Dime!") Antoinette texts her Facebook friends to stop using Facebook to complain about their lives, only to be punched by Captain Falcon, which he dubs: "Hypocrite Punch".

Clip 15: Stake-out
(Vine Gag: "Blind!") Outside a drug dealing vampire's house, the 1st cop (Ian) asks about their purpose waiting outside the house with the 2nd cop (Anthony) responding that they are on a 'stake-out' while pulling out a wooden stake and a hammer, causing both cops to laugh hysterically.

Clip 16: Spider-Man vs Batman
(Vine Gag: "Slime!") Anthony plays with his Spider-Man & Batman action figures. Anthony makes the Batman figure want Spider-Man to shoot silk at him, making him feel soothed. The real Batman shouts that it never happened & runs away in tears.

Clip 17: I cant-alope marry you
(Vine Gag: "Time!") A guy of the secret couple (Anthony) asks a girl (Ian) to run away with him to get married. The girl says that she can't and when the guy asks why, she says that she ' cant-aloupe' while holding two cantaloupes. The audience then laughs.

Clip 18: Wonder Woman vs Batman
(Vine Gag: "Shine!") Similar to Clip 16, Ian plays with his Batman & Wonder Woman action figures by having the Batman figure ask her to touch his "batarang". Batman again whined that it never happened but quietly admits that he wished it did.

Clip 19: Cake Diet
(Vine Gag: "Rhin!....O!") At every girl's house, Antoinette tells her friends that she has decided to go on a diet, then mentions that she will the next day. She then stuffs herself in chocolate cake.

Clip 20: "Seal" of approval
(Vine Gag: "Crime!") Ian asks Anthony for his thoughts on his drawing of Anthony. In response, Anthony tells Ian that he gets his  'seal of approval' while carrying a seal before throwing it at Ian, knocking him over.

Clip 21: Assassin's Creed 4 Dub
(Vine Gag: "Mind!") This clip uses Assassin's Creed 4 Rock Anthem (the previous video), but its dubbed by the Screaming Goat in place of "ho" & "free". Edward Kenway sings the 1st half of the chorus.

Clip 22: Pregnant lady falls
(Vine Gag: "Gy... necologist!") On a building, the man from Clip 17 desperately hangs on to the same girl from earlier as she's about to fall off. The girl wants to tell the guy something, which the guy says that he'll still love her. When she tells him that she's pregnant, the guy drops her in disgust.

Clip 23 (Deleted):
(Vine Gag: "Dine!") This clip uses POKEMON IN REAL LIFE!, but dubbed over by Ian Hecox. Ash says that he's a grown man & people should be ashamed of him. The Metrosexual Hipster says that he's also a grown man & doesn't have a real job. Ash thinks they should kill themselves which the Hipster agrees to. Magikarp calls the costumes stupid.

Clip 24 (Deleted):
(Vine Gag: "Find!") This clip uses The Legend of Zelda Rap, but dubbed over by Ian Hecox. Zelda sings the beginning of the chorus.

Ending
A random guy asks Ian what he was doing, Ian responds saying that he was looking at some Vine videos. The guy tells Ian he wants to watch as well. 2 seconds later, they get bored. Anthony however, says the videos gets his ' seal of approval'. Realizing what he's going to do, Ian and the guy begs him not to throw the seal but Anthony does so anyway, crushing the two with the seal. Credits appear revealing Oprah Winfrey as the director & Tom Cruise as the body oil man. Ian, who is still alive, finally understands Anthony's 'seal of approval'. A goat scream then appears, ending the skit.

Cast
Anthony Padilla as Himself/Kid/worker/Timmy Blumpkin/Antoinette Padilla/Cop #2/Can't Elope Guy

Ian Hecox as Himself/Dad/"Mom"/Manager/Beethoven/Hitler/Captain Falcon/Cop #3/Batman(character)/Can't Elope Girl

Felicia Cowley as Girl on Fire

Patrick Egan as Head Making Worker #2/Ian's Friend

Jon Hooker and Lee Eisenhower as Antoinette's Girlfriends

Script
22 Crazy Vines (That Don't Exist)/Script

Trivia/Goofs

 * Smosh got have a Vine account in 2015 and stopped posting there due to its closing late next year.
 * Technically, these videos wouldn't be considered Vines. As the "SHUT UP!" opening & usual Vine rules state, each Vine has to be exactly 6 seconds long. While the "vines" shown here are more than 7 seconds long.
 * In the ending, the same "2 Seconds Later" title card from SpongeBob appears, with a parody of the French Narrator's voice.
 * Before every clip, the chant "Vine" is changed. Varying from: "Mine", "Dime", "Lime", "Mind", "Shrine", etc.
 * Batman said that what Anthony did with the figures never happened. This is possibly because Batman's from DC Nations while Spider-Man's from Marvel.
 * In Clip 17, the man's wearing a Stop Miley shirt.
 * In Clip 20, Ian's drawing of Anthony appears to be based on a drawing tutorial from DragoArt.com.
 * The Mauser C96 gun seen in the video's a new prop, it's seen when Hitler puts it to his head. In addition, Hitler committed suicide in 1945, 1 yr later than the time mentioned in the video.
 * Timmy (The Time-Traveling Troll) traveled near the time when Pangaea was split into the seperate continents.
 * In Clip 11, Beethoven would be 12 in 1782 with the short hair look; & started losing his hearing around 1796.
 * In Clip 7, dubbed by Ian Hecox, was remained in English in El Smosh version.
 * In Clip 21, dubbed by a screaming goat, was remained in English in El Smosh version.
 * This video now has a sequel: 19 MORE CRAZY VINES (That Don't Exist)

Shut Up! Opening
"Anthony: You now have six seconds to be funny.

Ian: Wait, what?! SHUT UP!"

Subscription Ending
"Click the subscribe button to touch my batarang. Yeah, you know you wanna touch it. (romantic music) I wish Rachel would touch my batarang. Rachel!"

Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSH4kAIln4k