New Year's Eve PSA

"New Year's Eve PSA" is a Smosh video originally released on December 24, 2006.

Description
''A quick little PSA about partying on New Year's Eve, based on our past experiences. (It says we uploaded on the 24th, but it was actually released on the 30th)''

Special thanks to Ian's 2006 ARC Cross Country team for their help.

Synopsis


At a New Year's Eve party, a girl is telling her friend about her partner, who she has been dating for nearly a year and shows off a ring he got for her friend to admire, while said friend is being held in her date's arms. At that moment, Ian approaches the group, abruptly calling both girls "fine" and asks for their "Myspaces". As Ian, wearing a comically large conical party hat, eagerly awaits an answer, the group members look at each other with confused faces before wordlessly walking away, leaving a frustrated Ian to rebuke about how they missed the opportunity to become one of his twelve thousand friends on Myspace.

A man is talking to a girl, asking her (in a stereotypical "gay" voice) if she is available the following Thursday as his sister is throwing a baby shower. Before the girl has a chance to respond, Ian abruptly approaches them and tries to tell them a joke marginally related to the topic of babies.

While the man seems either mildly entertained or confused by Ian's attempt at a joke, the girl seems disturbed by the joke's dark subject matter. As Ian wraps up his attempt at humor, he cracks himself up and leaves, leaving the girl to mutter "Oh my God..." and the guy to point at Ian and tell the girl that he thinks Ian is a "f*ck".



Elsewhere, a guy is playing World of Warcraft as another guy watches. As the player complains about how his fight against a bulky enemy is going, Ian enters into view and calls both guys "noobs" and brags about how he would "totally own you guys" with his level 69 Paladin, making thrusting motions as he says "level 69". As Ian leaves, laughing to himself, the guy watching the game calls Ian a "noob" for apparently not knowing that the maximum character level in World of Warcraft is 60. The guy playing the game agrees, calling Ian a series of censored swears and a liar.

On the other side of the room, Anthony, wearing an orange conical party hat and green "2007" glasses, approaches a partygoer and is about to tell him a story of how he was going to do something the previous night, but is interrupted by Ian who interjects "my mom's house" at the end of Anthony's sentence. An irritated Anthony corrects Ian, revealing that he was simply going to go to the beach; continuing his story, Anthony explains how a particular guy did something, but Ian interjects "got naked". A frustrated Anthony asks Ian why he is "being s—", but Ian interrupts again, finishing Anthony sentence with "—o awesome?", but Anthony corrects him with "annoying?". Ian retorts that Anthony is "just mad" that he apparently saw someone naked and leaves. Anthony calls Ian a "d***er".



Ian is next standing next to a large, open fish tank. He yells "Hey, everybody, I'm goin' fishin'!", dipping his arm into the tank and violently splashing around while asking others if they want salmon.

The screen goes black, showing the following in white text:

There's always one A-hole at a New Year's Eve party.

Ian approaches two guys standing next to a doorway, smothering the nearest guy's face with his hand, loudly proclaiming that he urinated on it. The guy tries pushing Ian away and covering his face with his shirt, to little avail, while Ian laughs.

The back screen returns with a warning for viewers:

Don't let it be you. Please drink responsibly.

Trivia

 * Most of the video's cast was comprised of Ian's teammates in the 2006 Cross Country team at American River College.
 * As of late 2006, it was apparently true that Paladins in World of Warcraft could only achieve a maximum level of 60.
 * Coincidentally, less than a month after the video's release, The Burning Crusade, the first expansion pack for World of Warcraft, was released, increasing the level cap to 70.