Stop Copying Me!/Script

IAN AND ANTHONY

So, what do you want to do? Woah, that's crazy. Man, we've been spending way too much time together. Like damn. Like damn! Damn! Okay stop copying me. Stop copying me! Dude, this is kinda freaking me out. Okay, you stop talking and I'll say something. Say something. No you don't talk, I will! No you, you don't talk; god damn it! Okay seriously, what the f**k? I got it, say something completely random. Ready? One, two, three, bananarama! What the f**k?! Why would you think to say that too? It's not even a real word! Okay, let's just not talk.

They stopped talking for twelve seconds and exhaled in between.

Okay, it's gotta be over now. S**t! I know, let's just uh, text each other instead.

They texted, "Bananarama" and sent it to the other at the same time.

Why the hell would you say that again?! It doesn't even make sense! This has to stop now! I'm serious, stop! Stop! (talking faster) I'm talking so fast, you can't possibly keep up with what I'm saying! (talking at normal pace) Damn it! AAH! Woof woof! Even animal noises?! God! Meow. F**k! That's it!

(stood up and got farther apart from each other) I'm gonna knock you out so I don't have to hear your stupid voice saying everything I'm saying! Eat this bitch!

(charge at each other) Wait, I don't know how to punch!

(Anthony stumbles)

(Ian hits the wall, gets knocked out)

ANTHONY

Ah, It's finally over.

ANOUS

(enters) Stop right there! Why did you murder him?

ANTHONY

You got it all wrong man, something really weird happened and we started saying everything at the same time and it was driving us crazy but, now it's over. (shakes Anous) It's finally over!

ANOUS

Leh. (drops his gun)

<p style="text-align:center;">Anthony and Anous: Oh, let me get it. (bumped each other's heads as they try to get the gun) Oh, sorry about that. Did you say the same thing I said? It's happening again. (bent down on their knees, yelling) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

<p style="text-align:center;">Michael: (stopped the video) So the talking curse continued for years on end. So children, be-wary for if ever you speak at the time as someone else, the curse might fall on--.

<p style="text-align:center;">Michael's friend: Hey Michael, what are you doing?

<p style="text-align:center;">Michael: Oh just finish up this narration about some phony talking curse.

<p style="text-align:center;">Michael's friend: Well when you finish up, wanna grab lunch?

<p style="text-align:center;">Michael and his friend: Absolutely! Haha, very funny. No seriously, cut that out; I need to finish this narration. Stop that. Fine, I think we have to take care of this the old fashion way.

<p style="text-align:center;">(pulled out his gun) Really, you're not gonna back down on this one? Damn you curse. Damn you!

<p style="text-align:center;">(shot each other)