Good Vs Surprisingly Good/Script

Introduction
Ian and Anthony (high pitched): Good vs. Surprisingly Good.

(The narrator's boring voice tells the good part and the exciting voice is said when the minor changes start)

Original
(Ian stumbles on roller blades)

Ian and Anthony (high pitched): GOOD!

With Training Wheels
(Ian skates normally in roller skates)

Ian and Anthony (high pitched): SURPRISINGLY GOOD!

Original
Ian: Upload the video.

Anthony: Okay. (uploads the video)

Ian and Anthony: Yay. (almost high-fived each other)

Ian and Anthony (high pitched audience): GOOD!

With Norwegian Black Metal
(Ian and Anthony play heavy metal)

Ian: Upload the video.

Anthony: Okay! (uploads the video and crashes the computer)

(The two still play heavy metal)

Ian and Anthony (high pitched audience): SURPRISINGLY GOOD!

Who's Walking Who (man or dog)
(the narrator doesn't say this; he only says the titles below)

Walking Your Dog
Anthony: I like walking dogs.

Ian and Anthony (high pitched): GOOD!

Dog Walking You
(the boring part was only said for dog)

(the pitbull walks Anthony and Anthony peed on the fire hydrate)

PPitbull: Good human. (throws a biscuit)

(Anthony ate the biscuit)

Ian and Anthony (high pitched): SURPRISINGLY GOOD!

Girl
girl: Mushrooms kinda make me sad cuz I don't like the texture of them and almonds, almonds are a little too crunchy but...

(Ian put his head back after slamming it)

Ian and Anthony (high pitched): GOOD!

Robot
Ian: (drinks soda) So what are you gonna eat?

Robot: I am a robot, I do not eat.

Ian: Cheap date! (breaks his soup bowl)

Ian and Anthony (high pitched): SURPRISINGLY GOOD!

Original
(Anthony wakes up)

Anthony: I like waking up.

Ian and Anthony (high pitched): GOOD!

With Your Clone
Clone: Hello.

Anthony: Oh good morning clone. High five!

(both failed at high fiving each other)

Anthony: Man, we suck at high fives.

Clone: Yeah I know.

Ian and Anthony (high pitched): SURPRISINGLY GOOD!

Original
Ian: (jumps on the pogo-stick) Wheeeeeee!

Ian and Anthony (high pitched): GOOD!

In A Chicken Suit Doing A Triple-Backflip Over A Canyon While Singing The National Anthem Backwards
Ian: What? I can't do that.

Narrator: Fine, pogo-sticking in a chicken suit over a(exhales) I don't know, a hairbrush?

Ian: Oh that's better. (turns the stick around and jumps over the hairbrush)

Ian and Anthony (high pitched): SURPRISINGLY GOOD!

Doing The Harlem Shake
Ian and Anthony: NO!

Original
Anthony: I like racing games.

Ian and Anthony (high pitched): GOOD!

In Your Head
(Ian plays an extreme racing game in his imagination disturbing Anthony)

Ian: (makes car noise) Now this is intense! (makes more car noises) Oh I'm going so fast in my mind.

Ian and Anthony (high pitched): SURPRISINGLY GOOD!

Snow
(Ian giggles while snowboarding)

Ian and Anthony (high pitched): GOOD!

Lava
(The boring narrator was about to say snowboarding, but the exciting one changed it)

Ian: (giggles) Oh, I'm on lava. (giggles more)

Ian and Anthony (high pitched): SURPRISINGLY TERRIBLE SPECIAL EFFECTS; WE MEAN SURPRISINGLY GOOD!

Girl
Anthony: This is gonna be a fun picnic.

Ian and Anthony (high pitched): GOOD!

Vampire
Anthony: This is gonna be the best picnic ever.

(the girl screams as she dies and have her body erode away, getting vaporized)

Anthony: (gasps heavily) Wait, I'm finally single! Yeah!

Ian and Anthony (high pitched): SURPRISINGLY SINGLE READY TO MINGLE!

Dog
(Ian bends down and dances with a pitbull)

Ian: You're such a good dancer.

Ian and Anthony (high pitched): GOOD!

Unicorn
(Ian rides on the tap dancing unicorn)

Ian: Yeah haha. This makes no sense hahahaha.

Original
Anthony's parents: (sings) Row row row your boat gently down the stream.

Ian and Anthony (high pitched): GOOD!

With Pirates
Pirates: (sings) Yo ho yo ho!

I hope I don't get scurvy.

Ian and Anthony (high pitched): SURPRISINGLY GOOD!

Up For Prom
(Anthony takes a prom picture)

Anthony: You look so hot.

Ian and Anthony (high pitched): GOOD!

Out Of Chocolate
Anthony: (takes a bite out of himself) AAAAAH! Oh; I actually taste really good.

Ian and Anthony (high pitched): SURPRISINGLY GOOD!

Ending
Ian and Anthony (high pitched): SURPRISINGLY GOOD!

(Ian and Anthony are still high pitched)

Anthony: Okay I think that was a good take.

Ian: Wait, why's your voice like that?

Anthony: Why's YOUR voice like that?

Ian and Anthony: Oh my god! (scream while breaking furniture) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

(Then breaks out in to colorbars with a censored sound on it)