Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-79.101.199.57-20140318135655/@comment-91.150.100.69-20160222203945

One tiny idea: a parody song on *Rhyming* - in general. So you have two singers (in front of a bad flickering green-screen background with some generic colorful stuff and screensavers mixed on it) singing about their female objects of affection (and both of them are mostly confused and with serious faces, scared a bit - stagefrightened, shaking, spreading arms and gesticulating so very very clicheically ...dry-heaveng ocasionally ...even projectile vomitting eventually ...and sympathy-vomitting), and behaving awkwardly in general, and steping back - not noticing objects around them - knocking them down - reacting to catch them before they fall - looking like: did someone notice me?), at the beginning they are both just looking bored and they basically just interchangeably (verse by verse) recite the words from a book titled "Which words rhyme with which words" - no sense at all (but it rhymes!) - and maybe they use t.h.e. c.o.r.n.i.e.s.t., the most o.v.e.r.u.s.e.d. word pairs and cliches for some corny verses, and then to top it all: things that don't rhyme at all but are what they want to say so they cram them in the song, and of course the off-the-shelf cliche sentences overused in songs or just plain artsy-fartsy - or what seemed like very clever concepts but is just pathetic at the bottom line. ...And towards the end of the song they figure out they are singing about the same person and get in an awkward fight with their arms and legs - missing eachouther with flimsy atempts of punches and then they start to wrestle and wreck the entire stage and the green screen and lights and everything  in their clumsiness, and then a footage of a building falling over. End of music video.