FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S 2 (Honest Game Trailers)

Five Nights at Freddy's 2 is the thirty-first Honest Game Trailer.

Script
(Many requests for Five Nights at Freddy's 2)

Really?! Augh! Fine!

From the same developer (Scott Cawthon) comes pretty much the same game in pretty much the same place, that you basically already played. (Mangle gives a jump scare) Oh, look, a jump scare. Five Nights at Freddy's Again.

You loved the original, then you waited two whole months for the sequel. Now, fork over eight bucks for the latest farted-out streamer bait sensation even though what made it scary is totally played out by now. (Jump scares of Golden Freddy and Chica are shown, with PewDiePie and some other guy not even scared) It's like watching the same horror movie over and o... (Toy Chica makes the narrator sigh and then clears throat) over again. Can we move on? Good.

Suit up for the video game equivalent of freeze tag in this pre-sequel that thinks being more complicated equals being more scary. With twice the furries coming to kill you, more static images to stare at and two semi new ideas although since they got rid of doors, it's more like one new id... (Foxy jump scares the narrator, he then sighs) Man.

Journey back to 1987, a time when animatronics already had facial recognition software?

Phone Guy: They've spent a small fortune on these new animatronics. Uhhh... facial recognition,...

And take on the worst job outside of working at an actual Chuck E. Cheese where you once again can barely move, make even less per day than the first game, are probably going to die (Toy Freddy jump scare) and you still get fired at the end of the week. Thanks, Obama or... uhh... thanks, Reagan.

Return for seven nights of new marginally improved gameplay, where you stay safe by blinking the world's least power efficient flashlight, keep the world's fastest music box playing and hope that when you die, it lets you play something fun instead. (A game made in the style of an Atari 2600 featuring the characters is shown) Eh, I guess this will do.

So dive into the indie horror sensation, that's inspired more half-baked fan theories than Inception, but is more like Paranormal Activity: the video game 'cause it is cheap to make. There will be a bunch of sequels and we're all starting to get a little sick of it by now.

Starring: The Same F**kers from last time (Original Freddy, Bonnie, and Chica), Their Happy Meal Equivalents (Toy Freddy, Bonnie, and Chica), Ness On Cocaine (Balloon Boy), No Face (Puppet), Bear In Mind (Golden Freddy) and Scarfox (Mangle). (The Star Fox theme plays)

FIVE NIGHTS TOO SPOOKY.

I've got an idea for the sequel, wait until they actually want one! (FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S 3 is shown) Aw, f**k!