Boxman for President (video)

Boxman for President is a Smosh music video uploaded on October 12, 2008.

Brief Synopsis: A music video about the benefits of Boxman being elected for president.

Lyrics
''My name is Boxman, I'm runnin' for prez I know I'm gonna win 'cause I'm better than the rest I'm here to fix the US so don't distress And I'm the best dressed, but I digress From the north to the south to the east to the west America would look like less of a mess McCain's not the best I must confess Let me try to express my deteste 1. He's bald and stanky 2. He's old and cranky 3. He's got hair on his back and 4. He smokes a lot of crack As you can see John McCain is a joke He's in his mid 70's He's bound to have a stroke The other candidates will feel the pain When I please the trail with my campaign ''

(Boxman is runnin' for president/Boxman is the number one candidate/Boxman will give McCain chicken pox/Boxman is the only man in a box)

''Barack Obama's not the right choice either If it was up to me you'd vote for neither Both McCain and Obama should get the axe Just let me tell you these Obama facts 1. He's got a chubby belly 2. His pits are really smelly 3. Osama's his brother and 4. He slept with my mother ''

''So please make the right choice and vote for me You'll see I'll fix the e-conomy I guarantee health care would be free And every day of your life would be filled with glee Now let's talk about the war in Iraq and how we're wasting our time with that crap It would be faster with my new policy to just nuke each enemy country ''

(Boxman is runnin' for president/Boxman is the number one candidate/Boxman will steal Obama's socks/Boxman is the only man in a box)

''Let's stop wasting money on education And quit wasting cash on transportation Let's focus on something for the population Like the eradication of conctipation So when it comes time for you to choose Which candidate will wear the president's shoes You'll vote for me and I'll tell you why 'Cause my Vice President is this guy''

*** Hoff Dances Like A Boss***

Trivia/Goofs

 * The song is available on the Smosh album If Music Were Real.
 * The railroad yards area is seen again 4 years later in Parents Suck!
 * Melanie Moat makes her first Smosh appearance, playing the woman pushing the stroller.

Shut Up! Opening
"I wanna become president, then I'm gonna go after Osama Bin Laden-SHUT UP!"

Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eew5OS83D-I