POKÉMON RED AND BLUE (Honest Game Trailers)

Pokémon Red and Blue is the thirteenth honest trailer. At some point, it was automatically moved from the Smosh Games channel to the fandom games channel.

Script
"From Nintendo, (shows website articles of the Wii U's failure and how Nintendo neglects the opportunity to make mobile games) the company that's doing fine, why do you ask? Comes the game that spawned five generations of sequels, five TV shows, one Magic: The Gathering ripoff, seventeen movies, and a god (TwitchplaysPokémon). Pokémon Red and Blue.

Embark on an epic journey to become a Pokémaster: someone who beats wild animals into submission, traps them inside tiny prison balls, turns them into killing machines, and forces them to repeat the process on their own brothers and sisters. It's really f***ed up if you think about it.

You've gotta catch 'em all! So trade your captured Pokémon with your friends to become the very best.

''Ian: Hey, uh... how about I trade you my Diglett with your Charizard?''

Or buy two copies of the game to trade with yourself like a friendless loser.

Ian: (gets his other Gameboy) Deal!

(Anthony looking awkwardly at Ian)

Journey to the region of Kanto where you'll interact with colorful characters like Nurse Joy, who hopes you keep ending up in the hospital; Professor Oak, a brilliant scientist who can't remember the name of his own grandson and the rival Pokémon trainer, Assfart (Green).

Step into the shoes of Red, an immortal child who never eats, sleeps, or talks. When you're sent away from home, you'll do all kinds of things that a ten-year-old never should, like wander alone through the woods, talk to strangers, gamble in a casino, hang out in the cemetery, beat up other kids' pets for money, and singlehandedly try to take down the mafia (Team Rocket). All so that Professor Oak has more time back home to bang your mom. (Professor Oak's face is replaced with a troll meme)

Engage in a turn-base battle system with all the subtlety of rock-paper-scissors where you can fine-tune your team to have a perfect balance of attacks, then get stomped by that one kid who caught Mewtwo. So relive the games that started it all, if you're willing to overwrite your one save file or play through the barrage of sequels that Nintendo will keep putting out until they run out of colors (Gen I-V except III remake) or letters (Gen VI and III remake).

Starring 151 original Pokémon. So hold on to your butts 'cause we're doing them all. (inhales deeply)

The One No One Ever Picked (Bulbasaur)

Bloomin' Onion (Ivysaur)

Plantasaurus Rex (Venusaur)

Oh God My Tail's on Fire (Charmander)

Charma Chameleon (Charmelon)

Smaug (Charizard)

Squirter (Squirtle)

Leonardo (Wartortle)

Water Bowser (Blastoise)

The Very Hungry Caterpillar (Caterpie)

What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Harden (Metapod)

Lower Back Tattoo (Butterfree)

Smokin' Weedle

Kakuna Matata

Mohammad A-Bee (Beedrill)

A Bird (Pidgey)

A Big Bird (Pidgeotto)

A Slightly Bigger Bird Than That (Pidgeot)

Ratatat (Rattata)

Deadmau5 (Raticate)

Britney Spearow

Fearow to the Knee

Snake Spelled Backwards (Ekans)

Kobra Kai (Arbok)

Japanese Mickey (Pikachu)

Wrongchu (Raichu)

Taming of the Sandshrew

Hurricane Sandy (Sandslash)

Jailbait (Nidoran♀)

Barely Legal (Nidorina)

Milf (Nidoqueen)

Pedobait (Nidoran♂)

Boy Toy (Nidorino)

Dilf (Nidoking)

Lame Kirby (Clefairy)

Queefable (Clefable)

What does the Vulpix say?

Miles "Ninetails" Prower (Ninetales)

Lana Del Rey (Jigglypuff)

Mama June (Wigglytuff)

Cave Herpes (Zubat)

Edward Cullen (Globat)

Turnup For What (Oddish)

Orlando Gloom

Black Toad (Vileplume)

Paras Hilton

The Flood (Parasect)

Evil Furby (Venonat)

Mothra (Venomoth)

Dicklett (Diglett)

Three Little Dickletts (Dugtrio)

Grumpy Cat (Meowth)

Kim Catdashian (Persian)

Gangnam Style (Psyduck)

Goldwing Duck (Golduck)

Spankey My Mankey

Planet of the Primeapes

Macklemore (Growlithe)

R-K-9 (Arcanine)

Spin Art (Poliwag)

This is Your Brain (Poliwhirl)

This is Your Brain on Drugs (Poliwrath)

There is No Spoon (Abra)

There is One Spoon (Kadabra)

There are Two Spoons (Alakazam)

Judo Chop (Machop)

Machop on Roids (Machoke)

Goro (Machamp)

Plants Vs. Zombies (Bellsprout)

Nature's Fleshlight (Weepinbell)

Venus Dicktrap (Victreebel)

Japanese Lunch (Tentacool)

Japanese Pornstar (Tentacruel)

Racky Ballboa (Geodude)

Pet Rock (Graveler)

Angry Golf Ball (Golem)

My Little Ponyta

This Horse is on Fiyaaa (Rapidash)

duhhhhh (Slowpoke)

derrrrrrrr (Slowbro)

Junior Science Fair Project (Magnemite)

Magneto's Balls (Magneton)

A Bird With a Unibrow Holding a Green Onion (Farfetch'd)

Doodoooh (Doduo)

Cerbirdus (Dodrio)

Kiss From a Rose (Seel)

Mountain Dewgong

Grimace (Grimer)

Kum Spelled Backwards (Muk)

Shelldon Cooper (Shellder)

Haunted Vagina (Cloyster)

Rick Gastly

Dead Wolverine (Haunter)

Evil Stitch (Gengar)

Hooked on Onix

NyQuil (Drowzee)

Date Rapist (Hypno)

Krabby Patty

Stage 5 Kingler

A Pokéball (Voltorb)

Al Qaeda (Electrode)

Exeggcute Order 66

Smelly Pineapple (Exeggutor)

Mommy Issues (Cubone)

Jack Skullington (Marowak)

Bruce Lee (Hitmonlee)

Jacqui Chan (Hitmonchan)

Girl's Best Friend (Lickitung)

Bronchitis (Koffing)

Lung Cancer (Weezing)

Rhyback (Rhyhorn)

Rhydon't (Rhydon)

Teen Mom (Chansey)

Walking Spaghetti Monster (Tangela)

Krangas Khan (Kangaskhan)

Water Birdo (Horsea)

Hail Seadra

Finding Goldeen

Desperately Seaking Susan

Patrick (Staryu)

Jewish Starmie

Hi, I'm a Registered Sex Offender (Mr. Mime)

Rock-Paper-Scyther

Nicki Minaj (Jynx)

Buzzfeed (Electabuzz)

Flaming Butthead (Magmar)

Like a Pinsir

Bull**** (Tauros)

Not Living Up to Your Potential (Magikarp)

Gyary Busey (Gyarados)

The Loch Ness Monster (Lapras)

Whatever You Want Me to Be (Ditto)

Eevee Spelled Backwards

Catfish (Vaporeon)

Rabbichu (Jolteon)

Firecrotch (Flareon)

Asian Polygon (Porygon)

Praise Helix (Omanyte)

Baby Cthulu (Omastar)

Headcrab (Kabuto)

Edward Scytherhands (Kabutops)

Sarah Jurassica Parker (Aerodactyl)

Diabetus (Snorlax)

Blue Jay Leno (Articuno)

Shoes in Spanish (Zapdos)

This Bird is on Fiyaaa (Moltres)

Drapeeny (Dratini)

Puff the Magic Dragonair

Chawizawd (Dragonite)

Buu Two (Mewtwo)

Space Fetus (Mew)

and A Glitch in the Matrix (Missingno).

Digimon.

(a trainer spots Red and walks over to him) And that's why I never make direct eye contact with anyone.