IF TV SHOWS WERE REAL 2

If TV Shows Were Real 2 is a Smosh video released August 22, 2014. It is the fifteenth installment of the If... Were Real series.

Synopsis
Wouldn't it suck if TV shows were actually realistic?

Plot
Ian and Anthony are watching Doctor Who Live: The Next Doctor. A news director (Ian) starts to introduce the twentieth Doctor. Ian thinks that the show is unrealistic saying that The Doctor died so many times that anyone can play as him. The narrator reveals that twentieth Doctor is Kevin Hart. Anthony asks Ian if he knows how stupid TV Shows would be if they were realistic before giving a wink. Ian says that he doesn't, so Anthony decides to show him then.

Breaking Bad
The doctor (Anthony) diagnoses Walter White (Ian) with cancer. After a few coughs, Walter gets an idea on setting his family for life by making meth. After thinking it was easy, he changes his mind after setting his house on fire.

The Big Bang Theory
Leonard Hofstadter (Anthony) knocks on Penny's (Brittni Barger) door while the audience laughs. Leonard asks Penny to play Magic: The Gathering with him while the audience laughs once again. Penny states that she's an eight while Leonard is pi (3.14) to which Leonard got confused and the audience laughs. Penny emphasizes by saying that Leonard is "ugly as f**k" and closes the door while the audience laughs. After the usual transition, Leonard decides to jump into a wood chipper as the audience laughs once more with chimpanzee noises.

Orange is the New Black
Piper (Brittni Barger) thinks that because she's hot and blond that she will have a good time at prison like high school. However, the other prisoners keep on beating her up.

Friends
While reading an eviction notice, Ross (Ian) questions the cost of money to live in New York City. Later, Joey (Anthony), Chandler (Patrick Egan), Monica (Lee Eisenhower), Phoebe (Claire Fischer), Rachel, and he all become hobos and live near a dumpster while a song sings about rough life in New York, and how it sucks to be "broke as f**k".

Game of Thrones
Loras Tyrell (Anthony) tells Beric Dondarrion (Ian) to send a message to Tygrion Landmaster (actually Tyrion Lannister) or tons of people will die. Beric thinks of doing it, but then thought about who he is. Lora's thought it was the guy who ran through the forest in episode 12 (Arya Stark). Beric thought it was the guy with the fake hand and banged his sister (Jaime Lannister), but then thought it was the guy who got his balls chopped off (Theon Greyjoy) making him confused. So instead, Loras calls George R. R. Martin (Ryan Todd) through a telephone. After asking him who the guy is, George didn't know who the guy was and hangs up. Afterwards, he spins a wheel to decide who he's going to kill next.

The Office
Jim Halpert (Anthony) drools and starts falling asleep in his office. Afterwards, he wakes up after banging his head on the glass table.

Duck Dynasty
Wille (Anthony) ask Phil (Ian) if he wants to shoot a duck. Phil felt fine just as long as it isn't gay. After the cut, they got off of the boat and revealed that they're actually younger than they look (and British) while having their lady assistants help them out. Wille mentions that he couldn't believe people still watch the show. Phil doesn't care since it's making them a lot of money as emphasizes by having the assistants give them a "money bath".

Supernatural
Dean (Ian) and Sam (Anthony) Winchester compliment themselves that they're so hot, they don't even need a good story. Sam also compliments his abs.

Sherlock
Sherlock Holmes (Ian) states to the police man (Ryan Todd) that the man (Anthony) is obviously the killer. The police man wanted to know how. Sherlock gives an overly complicated story with clues that make no sense whatsoever. The police man wondered if that was true. Sherlock clearly states that the other clues don't matter and that the man's holding a knife. The man just says, "Dang it."

House Hunters
Andromeda Dunker (Anthony) wonders what house will Jack (Ian) and Susan (Anthony) buy. He picks from the three choices of a Haitian war-zone bungalow, a murder cabin on a lake, and the house from  Breaking Bad  which is still on fire. Susan wants to see some other houses, but Andromeda shoots her saying that Jack has to choose now or die. Jack decides to pick the house from  Breaking Bad . While seeing Walter White in the house, Jack literally goes on fire.

American Idol (Deleted Scene)
Ryan Seacrest (Ian) congratulates some girl who people will forget two weeks later that she's the next American Idol. The only other person out there was a janitor (Anthony). He states that people have stopped watching the show since Simon Cowell went off the air. Ryan tells everyone to f**k Simon Cowell.

Ending
Ian admits that TV shows would be stupid if they were real. All of the sudden, the narrator introduces the twenty-first Doctor Who being Ian. Ian got confused, but Anthony said not to worry since he'll only be The Doctor for a year. All of the sudden a Dalek (Ian) appears and finds Ian as the new Doctor just to exterminate him. Anthony thinks that the Dalek looks lame while Ian adds on that it looks like a thirty-year-old dildo. Afterwards, the Dalek shoots Ian causing to disintegrate. The narrator then stars the twenty-second Doctor Who. Anthony wanted to be the Doctor, but the rights went to a drinking bird. Anthony then says, "F**k my life," while the Dalek admits that he does look like an old dildo.

Script
If TV Shows Were Real 2/Script

Cast
Anthony Padilla as Himself/Leonard/Joey/Jim

Ian Hecox as Himself/Walter White/Sherlock/Ross

Ryan Todd as George R. R. Martin

Brittni Barger as Penny/Piper

Claire Fischer as Phoebe/Dead Body

Patrick Egan as Chandler

Lee Eisenhower as Monica

Trivia/Goofs

 * The first If TV Shows Were Real video also had a Friends segment.
 * Haitian is misspelled as "Haitan".
 * The real Willie and Phil Robertson are born Americans, not British.
 * The jingle for Tombstone Soda from Call of Duty: Black Ops II: Zombies can be heard playing in the Duck Dynasty segment before the end of the shooting.

Shut Up! Opening
"(audience laughs) SHUT UP!"

Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBtT08QuuZw