CALL OF DUTY: MODERN WARFARE (Honest Game Trailers)

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare is the eleventh honest trailer.

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From the company so concerned with the environment (Infinity Ward), they keep recycling their only game, comes the Madden franchise of shooting at brown people:

'Call of Duty: Modern Warfare!!! 'Special Edition ($180). Plus DLC ($280).

Suit up for the least realistic war franchise since Contra that's so over-the-top, it makes Battlefield look sane by comparison. (A soldier in Battlefield jumps out from an aircraft, snipes an enemy pilot in another plane - don't ask about the big gun on his back - then grabs his plane and continues flying - all in midair!)

Awww, yeah! Realism!!

Experience the ultimate American power fantasy as you mow down thousands of faceless Arabs, angry Latinos, and evil Russians, in campaigns so patriotic, they can give Reagan's ghost a boner.

Pickup all three of the best selling shooters that are all exactly the same. Full of rehashed moments like, slow motion door breaches, the level where you control a giant gun, that part where you look around and wait to die, the unnecessary controversial moment, and the climatic ending where you're seriously injured and the main bad guy is about to kill you, but then he gets distracted by something which gives you just enough time to kill him first.

Dive into multiplayer when you're done playing the six hours of story where you'll compete against thousands of underage racists and lose all sense of self-respect as they bait you into an argument.

''Player: It's called "I have a life". You ever heard of it? Like, I don't play games all day unlike you, you f***.''

Oh, yeah?! Well, your... your mom!

Gain notoriety as you level up and unlock new weapons, three of which you'll actually use, useless camouflage patterns, and if you're really persistent, a very slightly different badge next to your gamer tag. (Rank returns back to 1) Blang blang noobs!

Utilize a variety of different tactics to build up a kill-streak and win the game like; camping with a sniper rifle, camping with a shotgun, or camping with mines, then unleash a game-breaking move that will give you a raging E boner while you ruin the game for everybody else.

''Player 1: I don't like I can go nuke this guy?! ''(the bomb explodes)

''Player 2: YEESSSSS! OH MY GOOOOD!''

(crazy dubsteps) Nap time, bitches! (a skeleton) Get ready! (a close up on the Doritos logo) Take that, you f**k whores! (more random things) Your parents don't even love you. (more random things) Oh, god, what have I become?

Starring: Bubbles,The PRICE is Right,The Mandarin, Commander Shepard, and... Ramires, finish this trailer! Battlefield! No, I mean uh, Medal of Honor! Oh! Uh, Counter Strike!

I mean Call of Duty: Modern Warfare!

You guys realize they're basically the same game, right, or is that just me?