LEGO MARVEL SUPER HEROES (Honest Game Trailers)

LEGO MARVEL SUPER HEROES is the forty-fourth Honest Game Trailer.

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Based on a toy, that teaches kids patience, creativity, and construction, comes the game that teaches instant gratification, button mashing, and destruction. Lego Marvel Super Heros.

You've been waiting for Marvel Cinematic Universe to join forces with Spider-Man, X-Men, and Fantastic Four, but until then, this nonsense will have to do. (Shows characters playing in game room) As your favorite superheroes are reduced to super-embarrassing parodies of themselves.

''Hulk: Huh? (rip sound) Hulk rip pants.''

''Deadpool: Hi, I'm Deadpool, and I want a pony! (Pony sound as Deadpool pulls out a carrot)''

Actually, Deadpool is pretty spot on!

Experience the perfect game to waste ten bucks, and a couple hours dicking around with, as you face-tank enemies with the strength of an angry fetus, solve puzzles designed to challenge a really stupid baby, and can't die. No seriously, you can't die. It's like a kid's version of the Groundhog's Day suicide montage. (Clip from Groundhog's Day)

But, if you're a completionist with nothing better to do, kill yourself trying to 100% complete, as you rage against; impossible rooftop obstacle courses, finding all fifty, gratuitous, Stan Lee cameos, (Clip saving every Stan Lee really fast)

''Stan Lee: I'm all over this game! At what point do I stop being a cameo and start being a star?''

...and the worst flying controls in a game since Superman 64. (Clips of Thor and Iron Man flying around weirdly)

* bleep* no, wait, why are you climbing? Turn around, dummy! No don't stop, why can't I invert these? Down, go down you idiot. Why are you turning left?

So while you whine about Call of Duty, Madden and Assassin's Creed(Clips of the three games) releasing the same game every year, (shows clips of different Lego games) get blinded by childhood nostalgia as you keep paying for the same exact *bleep* (Lego Star Wars clip) Hey! Lego Star Wars was great! Ah-hm, paying for the same exact *bleep* Huh, (Lego Indiana Jones clip) they made Lego Indiana Jones, too? Cool! Same *bleep* Ooh, (Lego Harry Potter Clip) look, it's Harry Potter, Expelliarmus! *bleep bleep bleep* (Lego Lord of the Rings Clip) Lord of the Rings? Ahh, sick bro! (Lego Dimensions Trailer Clip) Wow, what is that? I don't even know what that is, but I want it! You win Lego, (Fry from Futurama) Shut up and take my money!

Starring: these characters that made it into a Lego game way before Marvel would put them in a movie: Beta Ray Bill, Moon Knight, Iron Fist, Kraven the Hunter, Miss Marvel, Captain Britain, Nova, Modok, and Squirrel Girl. Although, how cool would a Squirrel Girl movie be, right? (Squirrel Girl throws squirrels) The Avengers: The Movie: The Toys: The Game.

If Lego can make a DC and Marvel Super Heroes game, why can't I make Black Widow and Wonder Woman make-out yet? (Man behind camera forces Black Widow and Wonder Women mini figures to kiss with them about to go into a sex position.) Oh yeah, there we go!