If Animal Crossing Were Real

If Animal Crossing Were Real is a Smosh video uploaded on April 6, 2020, and is the thirtieth installment of the If...Were Real series.

Sypnosis
From shaking trees as cardio to catching bugs as a profession, life would be pretty strange if Animal Crossing were real.

Cast

 * Ian Hecox
 * Courtney Miller
 * Shayne Topp
 * Damien Haas
 * Kimmy Jimenez
 * Tim Baker
 * Monica Vasandani

Crew

 * Directed by: Ian Hecox, Courtney Miller, Damien Haas, Shayne Topp, and Kimmy Jimenez
 * Executive Producer: Ryan Finnerty
 * Written By: Spencer Agnew, Brittany Metz, Damien Haas, Kurt Maloney, Monica Vasandani
 * Production Manager: Alicia Gaynor
 * Production Coordinator: Nancy Azcona
 * Art Director: Cassie Vance
 * Art Department Assistant: Yasmeen Mughal
 * Editor: Mike Small
 * Editor: Spencer Agnew
 * Assistant Editor: Matt Duran
 * GFX: Brittany Metz
 * Original Song: Tommy Bowe
 * Content Manager: Kiana Parker
 * Executive Assistant: Sammie Miller

Scenerio 1
As Damien tries to use the bathroom, Tom Nook informs him that it is unavailable for a week. Damien said that he needed it immediately, causing Tom to give a request for bones, more specifically, fossils after Damien got confused over what kind of bones and that he needed five of them. (He also suggested fish but Damien ignored it.)

Scenerio 2
This scenario is what happens if the feature in which Isabella (or another townsfolk) informs the player of upcoming events when starting a new day was taken realistically.

Courtney got shocked that Tom Nook appeared right in front of her when she just woke up. He then mistook her task to prepare her a cup of pee, which she quickly declined. Courtney then apologetically said she couldn't see what he was saying and that all she was hearing was random gibberish.

Scenerio 3
This scenario shows what happens if animal biology was realistic in Animal Crossing.

As Ian and Courtney are telecommunicating over how they hated their neighbors (A Duck and a Rabbit for Ian, a Wolf and a Sheep for Courtney), the Wolf suddenly ate the Sheep. It then asked for Courtney to go into a cauldron filled with carrots where the Wolf would then eat her.

Scenerio 4
As Damien created a flimsy spoon (which he deemed rude to be told of its condition by Tom Nook as he made it himself), he started using it to eat cereal but after one scoop, it disappears (broke apart). Left with no other choice, he proceeded to use his hands to eat the rest of the cereal.

Scenerio 5
Shayne was trying to shake a tree unsuccessfully (to make bells) when he made a beehive drop. Naturally, a huge swarm of wasps (which according to Shayne, were extinct) came out to attack him in revenge.

Scenerio 6
It just has Shayne informing the viewers that in the previous segment, he was an idiot and not because he was silly.

Scenerio 7
Resuming from Scenario 1, Damien said he couldn't find any fossils, causing Tom Nook to clarify that he needed to make a shovel so he could start finding fossils, starting by getting some sticks (which Damien got by breaking his chair).

Scenerio 8
Courtney was shopping online when she noticed how toilet paper was sold out online. She suddenly sensed something floating down near her. Checking it, she was pleased to find it was toilet paper but when she tried finding a slingshot (required to shoot down the balloon), she realized she no longer had it and regretted using it as a toilet paper substitute.

Scenerio 9
This scenario is mostly similar to a feature in the games where the player (represented by Monica) is listening to music being played by K.K. Slider. However, realism kicks in by showing K.K. Slider as an actual dog (unable to play the guitar).

Scenerio 10
Ian admits to the viewers that they had no joke about this scenario. In this case, it's more on voting who represented Blathers (the owl in charge of the museum) better, Ian or Tim. It's also revealed that Smosh is working from home and that it would be a horrible time to fire Tim as he's the tech genius.

Scenerio 11
Shayne wanted to work out his muscles but all the gyms were closed. He then had a brainwave: Build his own weights. He managed it but took the entire day and was now tired.

Scenerio 12
This scenario pokes fun at how the player character's mother keeps sending useless items.

Courtney and her mother (Kimmy) were face timing when the latter asked the former if she did receive the package so she could be fed. Apparently Courtney complained as there was a risk of contaminants. Also, the package only held apples, which to Courtney was completely useless as she lived in a town that was also an apple orchard.

Scenerio 13
This scenario is to showcase how silly it is to have a lot of steps in a step-by-step process for a simple action.

Resuming from Scenario 7, Damien managed to dig out the fossils. However, he then had to go through many steps and just as he was about to start pooping, he said no at the last step, causing Tom Nook to cancel his toilet plan. Fed up, Damien decided to just poop in his pants.

Scenerio 14
This scenario has Shayne (now jokingly from The Goldbergs) inform the viewers that one should poop in their pants because it would make them free. He stood to it as he has done it before.

Scenerio 15
The final scenario pokes fun over how everyone kept celebrating over the opening of literally anything in the game and how the player is forced to accept it.

Ian was about to shower, starting by moving the curtain, when he was forced to celebrate the opening of his shower with the entire town (which included Damien from Scenario 13, now sitting down in poop). Ian didn't know when he could start showering again.

Trivia

 * This video was recorded during the COVID-19 Quarantine on the cast's individual mobiles, in their own homes.
 * In the 58th episode of SmoshCast, Shayne explained the process involved with filming the bee scene, and that he did not want to attract attention as he didn't want to scare anybody nearby.
 * In the 9th scenario, the music that can be heard is an Animal Crossing cover of Girls Are Geoss.
 * This is one of the 2020 videos that have some focus on the coronavirus pandemic, in this case, Scenario 8 (it mentions how toilet paper cannot be bought online any longer), Scenario 10 (Work from Home due to the pandemic), Scenario 11 (Governments closing down public spaces), and Scenario 12 (Courtney is worried that her mother might have sent in contaminated goods).
 * This If It Were Real video being about Animal Crossing coincided the release of Animal Crossing: New Horizons for the Nintendo Switch.