Three Wishes

"Three Wishes" is a Smosh video originally released on December 3, 2006 on LiveVideo and January 6, 2007 on YouTube and Smosh.com.

Synopsis


Jake (Ian Hecox) is sitting in the sand, trying to start a campfire by rubbing two small sticks together (the view from behind, however, making his motions seem more suggestive). His friend Simon {Anthony Padilla), frustrated, asks what he is doing and reminds Jake that he can only make a campfire in a pit. Proceeding to start digging out sand to make a pit for a campfire, Simon comments to Jake how they will never get off the island if he keeps up his forgetful behavior. While he digs, he encounters an object buried in the sand, and expresses confusion over what it could be. Jake walks over, picking up the object and brushing off a bit of sand, revealing it to be a pink bong. Jake, however, thinks it is a flute and tries to "play" it by blowing air into the bowl. Predictably, no musical noises are produced, and a disappointed Jake tosses it aside.

When the bong lands in the sand, a small cloud of green-grey smoke starts emerging from its tube as a masculine voice can be heard saying "Whoooa!" until a transparent-blue man (Anthony) emerges, stumbling in place while describing the experience of exiting the bong:



The transparent-blue man introduces himself as a Genie and tells them that they have three wishes, chuckling the entire time. Simon grabs ahold of Jake's shoulders, shaking his friend while telling him that "this is [their] chance!". Simon turns away, thinking to himself over what he could spend the wishes on: first, getting off the island they are stuck on; second, wishing all of his stocks are successful so he gets rich; and third, becoming famous, imagining himself as similar to Bill Cosby, but changes his mind to Hulk Hogan on the simple fact that Bill Cosby is old.

Having settled on his wishes, Simon turns around, only to find Jake sitting on the ground, rubbing his sticks together, next to a pink flamingo. Simon, confused, asks what he is doing and, starting to panic, asks where the Genie is. Jake tells Simon to calm down and expresses his own irritation over the fact that the popcorn he wished for came unpopped. Simon mentions that they can at least use their final wish to escape the island, but Jake inadvertently reveals that he already spent all three wishes and, fed up with Simon treating him like an idiot, leaves towards the ocean to play on his new sea horse inflatable toy, where he enters the water and hollers as he plays.

Trivia

 * The premise of fact that Simon and Jake trying to get off an island is similar to that of the 2006 video "Stranded".
 * Contrary to the premise of the video, Ian and Anthony recorded near a large lake or bay, rather than an actual island.