Girls Are Gross (Official Video)

Girls Are Gross (Official Video), originally titled The Truth About GIRLS, is a Smosh music video released on August 21, 2019.

Description
Don't be embarrassed, it's time to embrace the truth— GIRLS ARE GROSS!

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''Show us what gross sh*t YOU do on TikTok with #isthisgross and tag us! http://vm.tiktok.com/LNjU9j/ ''

Cast

 * Courtney Miller as herself
 * Olivia Sui as herself
 * Kimmy Jimenez as herself
 * Shayne Topp as himself
 * Ian Hecox as himself
 * Damien Haas as himself

Music

 * Vocals: Courtney Miller
 * Lyrics: Monica Vasandani and Ryan Finnerty
 * Melody & Arrangement: Ryan Finnerty
 * Music: Peter De Leon
 * Producer: Ryan Finnerty, Ryan Todd, and Peter De Leon

Crew

 * Directors: Ryan Todd and Monica Vasandani
 * 1st Assistant Director: Marcella Gersh
 * Writers: Courtney Miller, Monica Vasandani & Ryan Finnerty
 * Executive Producer: Ryan Todd
 * Executive Assistant: Nancy Azcona
 * Production Manager: Margo McHugh
 * Production Assistants: Jacqi Jones and Lucas Lefkowitz
 * Directors of Photography: Mitch Anderson and Nick Giomuso
 * Camera Operator: Brennan Iketani
 * 1st Assitant Cameras: Nick Goto, Shelby Conzelman, Jacqi Jones
 * Digital Imaging Technician: Matt Duran
 * Art Directors: Steven Cirocco and Cassie Vance
 * Art Production Assistants: Jennifer Carolina Pedroza, Natalia Brito, and Steven Smyka
 * Set Decorator: Tayler Nicholson
 * Buyer: Natalia Brito
 * Props/Stage Coordinator: Yasmeen Mughal
 * Sound Mixer: Greg Jones
 * Script Supervisor: Sarah Garrettson
 * Hair & Makeup Department Head: Rachel Jenkins
 * Makeup: Brooke Darwin
 * Wardrobe: Athena Lawton
 * Gaffers: Nick Giomuso and Joseph Putruzzello
 * Key Grips: Trent Turner and Benjamin Perez
 * Editor: Mike Small
 * Color: Mike Burton
 * GFX: Brittany Metz
 * Community Manager: Cece Wrenn
 * Content Manager: Kiana Parker
 * IT/Equipment Manager: Tim Baker

Synopsis
At a bar, Olivia bumps into Shayne and drops her purse, spilling out a mess of items. Shayne apologizes and offers to retrieve them for her, but an embarrassed Olivia loudly declines. As Olivia rushes to put her items away, she sheepishly remarks to Courtney and Kimmy how gross she is. Kimmy and Courtney comfort her, agreeing that they are all gross, and drop their purse contents to reveal similar messy objects as the song starts.

Midway through the video, Ian has the music video playing on his laptop as he prepares to masturbate. At that moment, Courtney, Kimmy, and Olivia walk in and surround him to provocatively talk everything gross that comes with periods, making Ian rather uncomfortable. As Ian is dragged along through the various locations, he finds himself enjoying his part in the video.

Lyrics
Gross!

Girls are gross

Nobody knows

(Oh!) Gross!

Girls are gross

When we're alone

When I wake up, still got makeup on

To do it all over gotta wake at dawn

Yeah, pop my zits, so satisfying

My B.O. smells like I am dying

''Shower? Nope, we got dry shampoo''

Dry shaving legs, got a hairy bathroom

Facing the day in yesterday's lashes

Place is a wreck, but I'm lookin' fantastic

Gross!

Girls are gross

We skip the soap

Gross!

Girls are gross

Better cover your nose

Covered in sweat, between my breasts

But I'm still gonna keep my cash there

Crumbs and lip stain, wanna bite of chow mein?

Never mind, got some loose hair

(Oops!) My bra looks cute, lacy and silky

I never wash it, yeah, it's filthy

Had this shit since tenth grade

It's soaked in titty marinade!

Gross!

Girls are gross

(*Burp* Oh...) Don't motorboat

No, no, nooooo

Gross!

Girls are gross

Got sweaty bongos

Hey, guys

(Hey BB) Let's talk about period stains

(Hmm, let's) We don't throw out our period-stained underwear

We just keep them to wear the next month

(We do) It's like a seven-layer dip of blood stains

(Salty) And don't forget about period poops

Your uterine lining is already gushing out of your vagina

(It is) You know what would make it better?

Endless diarrhea!

Oh, and we can't fart in public

(Nope!) So we save them all until we're alone

(Ooh!) Hotboxing our cars with a whole day of concentrated farts

In my Jetta

(*Giggling*) You want a ride, baby?

Gross!

[Brief pause in music as Olivia uses a Cheeto as lipstick]

Girls are gross

My bra is soaked

Discharge below

Gross!

Girls are gross

(*Cough*) Gross!

Girls are gross

When we're alone

(Oh!) Gross!

Girls are gross

So now you know

Gross!

Trivia

 * At 1:16, the word "shit" in the line "Had this shit since tenth grade" is censored in the subtitles but left alone in the audio.
 * This video was on Courtney's Top 5 Smosh Videos list in the 31st episode of SmoshCast.

Fan Interaction

 * Damien commented: "FINALLY someone has the courage to say it. Girls are always sticky and smell like two-week-old broccoli." It received over 4k likes.