Netflix Rap Lyrics

 "Netlfix Rap" Lyrics 

(Eddie's Verse)

Angel Conscience: Alright, stop, before you waste hours on Sharknado, then complain to your friends that you should've just played Halo, you better think of the consequence.

Eddie: Who are you?

Angel: We're your Netflix Conscience.

Devil Conscience: That's nonsense. You've got time, there's no need to be manic and panic, watch Lord of the Rings or Rose and Jack in Titanic.

Angel: Don't listen to him Eddie, don't you dare be a fool, you better be ready in six hours get your ass to school

Devil: How 'bout a TV series so he can watch a ton? He could watch Sherlock, I hear that one's fun.

Angel: Those are 90 minutes each, you can't just watch one season, like when Sherlock dies, you gotta see the reason.

Devil: Uh-uh, Spoiler Alert! You just ruined it for Eddie!

Angel: It's on the popular page, you should've seen it already

Devil: Then how about House of Cards?

Angel: Second season's kind of lame

Devil: Naw, it's awesome bro, the main chick gets thrown in front of a train

Angel: Sh*t, we spent three hours just trying to decide

Devil: If he just watched Sharknado, he could've watched it two time!

Angel: F*ck it, just watch it, let's leave Eddie be

Devil: Alright, let's do this. Oh Sh*t. It's just DVD.

(Chorus)

A&D: There's too much content on Netflix. It's hard to choose what to watch next, on Netflix, on Netflix, on Netflix.

(Robin's Verse)

Devil: Aw snap, looks like you can't watch Magic Mike right now!

Angel: Yeah, looks like too many people are on your account somehow.

Devil: Guess you better watch TV with f*cking commercials on Hulu

Angel: Alright, don't be brash, just think who you gave your password to

Devil: Well, let's see, your mother, your brother and who else again?

Angel: We're forgetting someone

Devil: Oh yeah! Your ex-boyfriend

Angel: Ah sh*t, girl, how can we log him out?

Devil: Just change your password, kick him off the account!

Angel: Well it's his account and he still pays the bill

Devil: Say what? You're a Netflix moocher? You're making me ill

Angel: He's right, Robin. You gotta get your own login, move on with your life and hop on that toboggan

(Chorus)

A&D: There's too much content on Netflix. It's hard to choose what to watch next, on Netflix, on Netflix, on Netflix.

(Rudy & Bertha Verse)

Devil: This outta be easy, this dude is a smoothie

Angel: But Rudy's gotta be smart when he's choosing the movie

Devil: What about the Notebook?

Angel: Naw, she'll catch on to your ruse. It's been a decade since that move was first used.

Devil: Then we'll need something boring

Angel: Then she'll fall asleep

Devil: A thoughtful documentary?

Angel: She'll get too sad and she'll weep

Devil: How 'bout "Smosh: The Movie" then?

Angel: Who?

Devil: This is getting stupid, let's just turn it off and kiss her, make sure the lights are down so she won't question your lip blister

Angel: Yo slow it down - no need to rush. We can try a foreign film to impress the sweet crush

Devil: Ah, quit being pretentious, man no one wants to read

Angel: Well maybe we should ask her what she wants to see...Damn! That's not on here, what should Rudy do?

Devil: Looks like we have to buy that sh*t off ITunes

Angel: Naw, dummy, that show's on HBO now

Devil: But that's 15 bucks a month! We're not a cash cow!

Angel: Let's just take a step back and look at what this is really about

Devil: Yeah, why are we spending this much just to make out? Rudy stop thinking with your goblin, start using your noggin

Angel: And just slide with it, man, hop on life's toboggan

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