$1,000,000 IN OUR MAIL!

"" is the 72nd installment of Ian is Bored.

Pre-video
Anthony trains the camera on some fake mustaches and a package of gummy bears and then rotates the camera to focus on Ian, sitting in front of the television with the mail. He looks up and pumps his fist and in a medium-high pitched voice says "Boo-yah!" The title and music commence.

Pre-mail
Anthony, holding the camera, welcomes viewers to the episode and introduces himself as Ian. In a voice that is stereotypical of bad acting, Ian says he is not Ian. Ian then shows the mail, which is about five boxes worth of gifts, which Anthony is staring down at.