Gary Brolsma

"Don't make me kick your ass with my... feet!"

- Gary Brolsma after being laughed at.

Gary Brolsma is a character on Smosh. He was first introduced in 2006 as the main character in "Feet For Hands" and later appeared as a backup dancer in "Boxman's Girlfriend".

Character
Gary has brown hair and eyes. His most defining trait is the fact that his hands were surgically replaced with feet, over which he wears a pair of black boots. He also wears a grey beanie with a black line around the top, a dark fleece, and dark pants.

"Feet for Hands"
"Hi. My name's Gary. Ever since last Monday, my life's been pretty tough."

- Gary introducing himself.

On a Monday, for whatever reason, Gary decided to put both of his hands in a shredder. Despite the warnings of his friend, he proceeded with it, unsurprisingly resulting in the destruction of both of his hands. To make matters worse, during the ensuing surgery, Gary's parents realized that they could not afford replacement hands for their son and instead decided to go with an alternative limb: feet.

Sometime later, Gary is in the middle of trying to prepare toast when his father enters the kitchen and tell him that they need to talk. Sitting with his son and munching on a baguette, Gary's father tells his son that he understands that he has been recently going through a lot and is willing to help out, admitting that, while he has not been around much, he and Gary's mother have been going through trouble themselves recently, a certain Sally was diagnosed with cancer, and their dog Sparky was ran over by his grandmother, and that they could not afford a new pair of hands, but he wants to make up for all of that with a Zvue, a gift that excites Gary.

Gary enjoys his new gift, which gives him enough confidence to go outside. As he is taking a walk, he starts getting attention from strangers, including two girls and I-Dawg of the Gangstas, who calls him a "freak". Despite that, Gary considers his life "pretty much awesome now". It is about that point in time that Gary agreed to be interviewed; however, his interviewer initially laughed at him when he revealed his feet-hands, and when he concluded his story, the interviewer called him "Maria", confusing him with a girl by that name with lobster hands. Upon correcting him, Gary is shooed out of the room by the interviewer.



"Boxman's Girlfriend"
Gary makes a cameo appearance in the "BOXMAN DANCE TIME!" scene alongside Benny Jean and Cletus of That Damn Neighbor, the Gangstas, and Frankie Rogers of "Frankie Rogers is James Bond".

Trivia

 * Gary's full name "Gary Broslma" was not mentioned in his original appearance in "Feet for Hands"; rather, it was in the credits of "Boxman's Girlfriend".