Food Battle 2006

"Food Battle 2006" is the first episode of the Smosh series Food Battle, released on October 4, 2006 on YouTube and Smosh.com and October 31, 2006 on LiveVideo. A Spanish dub was released on ElSmosh on September 12, 2012 titled "FOOD BATTLE 2006 (EN ESPAÑOL)".

This episode pits Ian's Pink Frosted Sprinkled Donut against Anthony's Taquito.

English
Anthony & Ian fight to the death to prove which of their favorite food is superior

Spanish
Ian y Anthony pelean a muerte para provar cual comida favorita es superior.

Cast

 * Ian Hecox — Himself
 * Anthony Padilla — Himself
 * Brian Rassmussen — Food Battle Reporter

Introduction
Ian approaches Anthony, who is sitting at a desk in the middle of a field, and asks what he is eating. Anthony answers that he is eating "the best food in the world", a taquito. When Ian insults it, an offended Anthony demands to know what Ian's favorite food is. Ian answers pink-frosted sprinkled donuts. Anthony bets that his taquito can performs more everyday tasks from a catalog than Ian's donut, which Ian accepts.

Plunger

 * Anthony:: Anthony tries to unclog a toilet, but, to his disappointment, his taquito falls apart before he can finish. Result: X
 * Ian: Ian is unsuccessful as well. After receiving his X, he is shown eating his donut, covered with a brown substance, commenting that "it still tastes pretty good." Result: X
 * Score: 0-0

Socks

 * Anthony: Anthony tries to put his taquito between his toes, but they don't fit. Eventually, he throws his taquito to the ground in frustration. Result: X
 * Ian: Ian manages to fit two donuts on both of his big toes. After receiving his checkmark, he decides to go on a stroll with his donut 'socks'. Result: ✓
 * Score: 0-1

Telescope

 * Ian: Ian looks straight into the side of his donut. Unsurprisingly, he cannot see a thing, though Ian wonders aloud why. Result: X
 * Anthony: Anthony looks through the hole in his taquito and receives his check-mark, but not before he sees Ian humping a fire hydrant. Result: ✓
 * Score: 1-1

Airbag

 * Ian: Ian hopes his donut will not fail him and places it on the steering wheel. He bangs his head into the donut, which absorbs the blow and successfully protects Ian. Result: ✓
 * Anthony: Anthony hopes his taquito will do well and places it on the steering wheel. He crashes his head onto the taquito, but immediately recoils and screams in pain. Result: X
 * Score: 1-2

Cigarette

 * Anthony: Anthony lights his taquito and smokes it, just like a cigarette. Result: ✓
 * Ian: Ian almost manages to smoke his donut, but the flame goes out before he can. He lights it again, but the flames draw too close to his hand, and Ian drops it out of fear. Result: X
 * Score: 2-2

Ballpoint Pen

 * Anthony: Anthony holds his taquito like a pen, and begins to write. After some time, he holds his paper up, claiming that he "wrote the Bill of Rights." Result: ✓
 * Ian: Ian holds his donut like a pen and begins to write. He makes good progress before he disapproves of something and begins to erase it. Shortly after, Ian is seen trying to stomp out the flaming donut from the cigarette challenge. Ian puts his thumbs up. Result: X
 * Score: 3-2

Lipstick

 * Anthony: Anthony successfully applies lipstick with his taquito. Result: ✓
 * Ian: Ian is putting on lipstick when he suddenly he throws up. When he comes back up, the lipstick has apparently been applied. Result: ✓
 * Score: 4-3

Boyfriend/Girlfriend

 * Ian: Ian makes out with his donut for some time. Afterwards, he tells his donut that he's "ready," and lowers it down to his crotch area. Result: ✓
 * Anthony: Ian taunts Anthony, saying that "my donut had a hole, and taquitos...not exactly a hole." Anthony tries to protest, but a screen comes up with Ian announcing that Anthony has decided to forfeit the round, "because he's a pansy." Anthony replies to Ian's comment by saying, "I'm not a pansy, you're the one! You're the one who's the pansy!" Result: Forfeit
 * Score: 4-4

Pool Floaties

 * Anthony: Anthony has two taquitos taped to his arms and goes swimming in the deep end. However, he cannot swim and begins to flail wildly before sinking under the water. Result: X
 * Ian: Ian has two donuts taped to his shoulders, but instead stays in the shallow end. He splashes the water a bit without his upper body (including the donuts) ever touching the water. Surprisingly, he still wins. Result: ✓
 * Score: 4-5

Toy Airplane (deleted scene)
The extras in Food Battle 2010 revealed that there was a deleted scene from Food Battle 2006.
 * Anthony: Anthony throws his taquito in the air, making it fly. Result: ✓
 * Ian: Ian throws his donut to the left side of the screen. A few seconds later, the donut flies from the right side of the screen and hits Anthony. Result: ✓
 * Score: 5-6

Ending
Ian is still in the pool with his donut floaties. He notices that Anthony is nowhere to be seen. Ian warns that drowning is an automatic forfeit. A motionless Anthony is seen lying at the bottom of the pool.

Ian is later shown walking by a department store when a news reporter runs up to him, telling him that he had just won Food Battle 2006. The reporter asks Ian, "What are you going to do now?" and Ian replies, "I'm going to Disneyland!" The reporter asks if he can come, but Ian answers with a big "NO!"

Trivia

 * This is the only Food Battle in which the word "Smosh" is in the full video title.
 * This is the first video in the entire Food Battle series, as there was no "Food Battle 2005" for Season 2005.
 * When Ian decides to "take a stroll" after the Socks challenge, one of the donuts on his feet partially falls off.
 * Anthony's forfeit of the "Girlfriend" challenge marks the only time a competitor has ever voluntarily forfeited a round in the Food Battle series.
 * Ian's part of the Boyfriend/Girlfriend challenge is seen again in "FOOD BATTLE 2011", where Anthony travels back in time and watches the Ian from 2006 do the challenge.
 * This is the first Food Battle where Sharon Hecox neither appears or is mentioned.
 * During production for "FOOD BATTLE 2012!", this video became the first video in the Food Battle series to be dubbed for ElSmosh.
 * The taquito is mentioned once more during "Food Battle 2010".