LIZARD RABIES!/Script

In The Living Room
Ian We could play a board game.

Anthony

No.

Ian

Why not?

Anthony:

think they need to go into.. angermanagement or somthing before i played another board game with you.

Ian

Oh, anger management? NAME ONE TIME THAT I HAVE ANGER PROBLEMS!!!

How many water bottles
Ian: I bet you can't guess how many water bottles are in here.

Anthony: Uhhhhh. 24

Ian: Pfft, there's not nearly that many.

Anthony: It says 24 right here.

Ian: Yeah, Well, guess what? you're wrong! There's 23! *throws a water bottle at Anthony's Grandpa*

Anthony's Grandpa: AAAAAAW!

Anthony: GRANDPA!

Hand Rising Contest
Anthony: 1st one who rise a hand wins! *rises his and first

Ian: *rises his hand last* F****************CK!!!!!!!!

Making Things made out of clay
Anthony: uhhhhh. a Banana, uhhhhh, a Pickle. uhh.

Ian: THE CLUE IS A SINGER, AND IT LOOKS LIKE A PIECE OF CRAP!!!

Anthony: Ok but how did-

Ian: IT'S CESHA!!

Operating Spongebob
Ian: ugh ugh, u! u! U! U! ho, Yes!

Anthony: uh. That's the wrong piece.

Ian: F***************CK!!!!

Question Cards
Anthony: What are the names of the 5 Spice Girls.

Ian: Nobody knows that.!

Anthony: Scary baby Ginger sporting posh, Duh.

Ian: *Rips of a question card*

Tower of Blocks
Ian: u, u, come on... *makes the block fall* ugh! NOOOO!!! RAAAGH!!! *throws the blocks at Anthony's Grandpa*

Anthony's Grandpa: AAAAAW!!!!!!

Anthony: GRANDPA!

Painting People
Ian: What is it, is it me? is it me., Is it me?!

Anthony: It's Michael Scott from the office with the baseball cap on.

Ian: IT'S NOT ME?!, *cries* I thought we were friends!

Pokemon Card game
Ian: HOW IS MY GOLDEEN SUPPOSED TO BE MY SNORLAX! WHY DO YOU GET ALL THESE CRAPPY POKEMON!!!!!

Guessing what ian's doing
Anthony: uhhhhh a Fairy, uhhhh a Ballerina. Tinkerbell uh Peter pan! Peter, Peterpan! uhh, a On legged Pirate! uhmm Amputee what?

Ian: IT'S 1988 ELEVEN FIGURE SKATING GOLDENMEDOS BYBOTANNO!!! YOU FREAKING IDIOT!!

I Spy part 1
Anthony: I spy something that has edges

Ian: There's was like 5000 things in here THAT HAVE EDGES!!!

I Spy part 2
Anthony: I spy something that probably taste green.

Ian: F*CK THIS!!! UARH! I HATE YOU!! I HATE BOARD GAMES WITH YOU!! YOU SUCK!!! UWALALAAARGH!!!!!

Back to the living room
Ian: Yeah well i just having a bday.

Anthony: You mean bad day?

Ian: Yeah Whatever, my dog is barking randomly that day i was super pissed.

Anthony: Really

Ian: And my house burned down.

Anthony: Right

Ian: And my pet lizard got diagnosed with Lizard Rabies which made him freak out and get super human strength and he broke out of his cage and then bit me on the neck.

Anthony: So you had Lizard Rabies that day.

Ian: Yes

Anthony: Fine.you know what? i'll play you're stupid game.

Ian: *Happily suprised*

Word Making Game
Ian: * Putting the letters into "Watch out my lizard got out of his cage"*

Anthony: Watch out my lizard got out of his cage? that's not a real word.

Lizard attacking anthony

Anthony: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAHAHHA!!!!!! *dies*'

Ian in a PSA suit: What you have just witnessed was a devastaring effects of Lizard Rabies. Lizard Rabies is an epidemic that sweeping the nation and affects approximately 4 and a half lizards every year in the US. If you have a lizard, Please have a it tested for Lizard Rabies, Now if you'll excuse me, I have to take Anthony to the ER, That lizard actually had rabies. Lizard Rabies. *walks away*.