Segway Polo

Segway Polo is a music video within an Ian is Bored video titled FRIGGIN SEGWAY POLO WORLD CUP. It was originally uploaded to the IanH channel on July 4, 2011, but due to legal issues, it was removed by Ian and then re-uploaded on July 8, 2011.

Lyrics
Whoa yeah, Segway Polo

Gotta hit the ball with the wooden mallet

Even the professionals don't know how to ride a segway scooter

It's okay, bro, hug it out, yeah.

Hit the ball into the goal

Because that's how you win at Segway Polo

This is the most intense sport I've ever-

''Whoa! That guy's wearing lederhosen, yeah''

Oh no! There appears to be a dispute on the field!

This German dude is really pissed off

''Dude, chill out. It's just Segway Polo''

Kid Rock was not paid enough to listen to your crap

There's an ambulence in case you get a boo-boo

There's a merch table in case you want to buy crap

Electric unicycles pretty much kick ass!

This guy's going through a mid-life crisis

Segway Polo, heck yeah!

Kid Rock, heck yeah!

Black people, Heck yeah!

Legal Problems, HECK YEAH!!

This guy's waiting for some surprise butt ***

HERE IT COMES!

''Look at me mom! I'm failing on the internet!''

This guy's getting tired of playing Segway Polo

Because standing on a segway is very physically demanding

''Oh snap! It's tied! Have to go to a shoot out!''

I'm super excited! They're super excited!'' '' LET'S DO THIS!

Shoot

Miss

Shoot

Miss

Shoot

Miss

Shoot

Miss

Shoot

Whoa score!

YOU WIN!

Now hump your teammate!

Trivia

 * The song is available on the Smosh album, If Music Were Real.
 * The only difference between the new and old version is that the "Bouncing Boobies, HECK YEAH!!!" part was replaced by "Legal Problems, HECK YEAH!!"
 * Segway Polo is an actual sport, despite how ridiculous it sounds.