Boxman's Christmas (song)

"Boxman's Christmas" is a song written and recorded by Ian Hecox and Anthony Padilla of Smosh. It was originally released in December 2006 at the same time of a music video of the same name, available for download on Smosh.com. It was later released as part of their first album, Sexy Album, on December 15, 2010.

Credits

 * Writers — Ian Hecox, Anthony Padilla
 * Vocals — Ian Hecox, Anthony Padilla, unidentified girl (credited as "Fergie")
 * Music — "Lance Dean from Australia"

Composition
The song starts with a short except from the popular Christmas carol "Carol of the Bells" before switching to a beat more reminiscent of the previous Boxman song.

Lyrics
Official= LYRICS: all I hear about is christmas spirit f--- that s---, man, i don't wanna hear it christmas as a box sucks and i fear it not this time, i'm not gonna be near it

i need to find a way to get away from it all the mountains would probably be a good call only snow and trees is what i recall ''i need to get there fast. oh s---, there's a wall''

I'll tell you why I hate this time of the year last christmas my family came to spread cheer they gave me a bunch of gifts that teased me none of the presents were aimed to please me

so that's why christmas is spent by myself no more santa and his f---ing elf but now i've reached my destination and i can have fun without hesitation

(boxman / boxman's christmas / it's the boxman christmas / boxman christmas / boxman christmas)

hey man, why'd you hit my girlfriend for? want me to flatten you, use you as a floor? no, no, no, i was just trying to have fun ''oh, you have a bat? well, i have a gun''

calm down guys, no need to fight i can give ya'll some --- tonight that sounds pretty good, my hoe is right yeah that's a great way to settle this plight

just hurry up and get into our ride there is even some free candy inside hey now, what are those shirts you're wearing and what are those box cutters you're bearing

it was your kind that changed our life, you see our family we killed in a box factory now we'll remove you from history look over there, i think i see bruce lee

now you see the kind of crap i go through but now i look at life with a different view my faith in my family's been rebuilt at least they won't try to get me killed Boxman:
 * -|Transcribed=

All I hear about is Christmas spirit

F--- that s---, man, I don't wanna hear it

Christmas as a box sucks and I fear it

Not this time; I'm not gonna be near it

I need to find a way to get away from it all

The mountains would probably be a good call

Only snow and trees is what I recall

''I need to get there fast. Oh sh--, there's a wall''

I'll tell you why I hate this time of the year

Last Christmas my family came to spread cheer

They gave me a bunch of gifts that teased me

None of the presents were aimed to please me

So that's why Christmas is spent by myself

''No more Santa and his f---ing elf

''But now I've reached my destination

And I can have fun without hesitation

Chorus (by Ian):

Boxman

Boxman's Christmas

It's the Boxman Christmas

Boxman Christmas

Boxman Christmas

Guy:

Hey man, why'd you hit my girlfriend for?

Want me to flatten you, use you as a floor?

Boxman:

No, no, no, I was just trying to have fun

''Oh, you have a bat? Well, I have a gun!''

Girl:

Calm down guys, no need to fight

I can give ya'll some --- tonight

Guy:

That sounds pretty good, my hoe is right

Boxman:

Yeah that's a great way to settle this plight

Girl:

Just hurry up and get into our ride

There is even some free candy inside

Boxman:

Hey now, what are those shirts you're wearing?

And what are those box cutters you're bearing?

Guy:

It was your kind that changed our life, you see

Our family was killed in a box factory

Now we'll remove you from history

Boxman:

Look over there, I think I see Bruce Lee

Now you see the kind of crap I go through

But now I look at life with a different view

My faith in my family's been rebuilt

At least they won't try to get me killed

"Boxman's Christmas"


A music video for "Boxman's Christmas" of the same name was released on December 15, 2006 on LiveVideo.com and December 19, 2006 on YouTube. It depicts Boxman, tired of the treatment he recieves from his family on Christmas, takes a trip to the mountains for a retreat. However, he encounters trouble from two box-hating partners, who try to kill him and chase him away. Returning home, Boxman concedes that, while his family does not treat him well, they would never try to kill him and embraces his family in a hug.