EVERY CHIPOTLE EVER

EVERY CHIPOTLE EVER is the 137th episode of the Smosh series Every Blank Ever. It video released on August 12, 2019.

Description
''Let's just be real for a second: You're going to regret ordering the Sofritas over steak, you want a burrito— not a salad, and you're gonna get guac no matter how much more they charge you for it. This is EVERY CHIPOTLE EVER.''

Cast

 * Ian Hecox as a customer
 * Olivia Sui as a customer
 * Shayne Topp as an employee
 * Courtney Miller as an employee
 * Damien Haas as a customer and an employee

Crew

 * Director: Ryan Todd
 * 1st Assistant Director: Marcella Gersh
 * Writers: Ryan Finnerty and Monica Vasandani
 * Executive Producer: Ryan Todd
 * Production Manager: Margo McHugh
 * Production Assistants: Will Townsend and Lucas Lefkowitz
 * Directors of Photography: Katie Eleneke and Nick Giomuso
 * Camera Operator: Brennan Iketani
 * 1st Assistant Camera: Jacqi Jones
 * Digital Imaging Technician: Matt Duran
 * Art Director: Steven Cirocco
 * Art Production Assistant: Steven Smyka
 * Set Decorator: Tayler Nicholson
 * Props/Stage Coordinator: Yasmeen Mughal
 * Sound Mixer: Greg Jones
 * Script Supervisor: Eddie Vigil V
 * Hair & Makeup Department Head: Rachel Jenkins
 * Wardrobe: Athena Lawton
 * Gaffer: Billy Yates
 * Key Grip: Emilie Svensson
 * Editor: Mike Small
 * GFX: Brittany Metz
 * Community Manager: Cece Wrenn
 * Content Manager: Kiana Parker
 * IT/Equipment Manager: Tim Baker
 * Executive Assistant: Nancy Azcona

Transitions

 * Courtney: "Every Chipotle Ever."
 * Shayne: "You want a quesadilla? It'll be ready in two days."
 * Damien: "So "frita" is just Spanish for "ain't no meat in this!"."
 * Courtney: "I ordered the bowl and then I just used chips as a utensil."
 * Shayne: "Sorry, we're out of grilled veggies. We always have been, and we always will be."
 * Damien: "Are you actually going to order a margarita here?"
 * Shayne: "The Cheesarito is a real thing and it's on the secret menu. Order it."