TEENS IN THE WILD!

TEENS IN THE WILD! is a Smosh video uploaded on November 4, 2011.

Sypnosis
''George Zazz has his own nature documentary. Today he will be documenting the illusive and strange species of homosapien known as the wild teenager.''

Introduction
George Zazz (played by Ian Hecox) peeked out of a bush, observing his son Jacob (played by Anthony Padilla) and his group of friends (three unknown actors), describing them as "the common teenager, an odd subspecies of homo-sapien." He explained that after he was fired from his day-job at the petting zoo, that he devoted his entire life to observing "these puzzling creatures." George said that teenagers "steal our resources, destroy our natural wildlands, and they consume all of our precious food." He then began the show.

Teens in the Wild with George Zazz, Wilderness Expert
In the first segment, George was shown hiding behind a plant in a living room observing Jacob and his friends watching TV when Jacob spotted his dad and asked what he was doing. George fled the living room in a frenzied hurry, while Jacob just stared, confused. Later, Jacob and his friends were playing video games when George, hiding behind a plant, said that he had to capture one alive to study its behavior. However, Jacob spotted George again and told him that his mom said that he couldn't be in the house anymore.

George set up a trap consisting of a mesh fence cage with a plate of Hot Pocket Snackers. He stated the reason for using them was because teenagers were easily attracted to hot pockets, one of the many microwaveable foods. The smell lured one of Jacob's friends into the trap. George called Jacob's friend as a subspecies of the teenager called "The High School Drop-out," who was characterized by low IQ and limited understanding of the English language and grammar. George then played Smooth Jazz for the High School Drop-out to test his reaction. At first, the High School Drop-out was unfazed but he then dropped to the ground and writhed in pain when George started dancing.

Deleted Clip
George also poked Jacob's friend while captured with a branch and said that it reacted to pain stimuli.

Teens in the Wild with George Zazz, Professional Jazz Dancer
In the second segment, George somehow caught Jacob (or Bryce as he called him). Jacob said that his name wasn't Bryce and told him to "stop using that crappy accent." George then tried to subject Jacob to "something that is very feared in the teenage community: homework." At first, Jacob was scared, but George calmed him down by luring him closer using Hot Pocket Snackers before dropping sheets of Geometry homework on him, saying that teenagers were "extremely agitated by math homework."

Ending
At that moment, the door opened and George's ex-wife (unknown actress) yelled at him, saying that this was why she left him in the first place. George fled the house saying that "this sub-species of homo-sapiens will take half of everything you own and make your life a living hell." George also said that she possibly called the police and he needed to lay low for a couple of weeks. However, George got arrested outside the house by Sergeant Faraday but this time, he let George handcuff himself (seeing as this was at least the second time he was getting arrested). Sergeant Faraday then took George to his car while George concluded his documentary saying, "Join me next week, when I encounter the Caged Inmate species and find out what happens when I drop a bar of soap" in an episode titled, Cellmates in the shower with George Zazz, Shower Floor Inspector.

Bonus Scene #1
George told the audience that another part of wild teenage interactions was to pass through the language barrier. For example, dope meant a-okay, fresh meant neat, Yo bro, you're a lame-o. meant Maybe we should try a different form of communication., and I hope you drop dead, old man. meant ''I can't really talk right now dad. I'm on the phone, but come back later and we may have a chance to bond.''

Bonus Scene #2
George told the audience that if one interacted with a wild teenager to do the following steps:
 * 1) Don't make eye contact or they would sense your fear and attack ferociously. While the boys were playing a card game (where George gave them pizza), one of Jacob's friends asked George if he had any napkins. George gave them the napkins and ran off fearfully, not once looking at them.
 * 2) If you got caught in a staredown, toss them a new gaming system (George tossed a Nintendo 64 with The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time game) and run away.
 * 3) Never talk about music or pop culture. George told the boys about Lady Gaga and that she was a man. Naturally, the boys didn't like it one bit and looked furious at George, scaring him.

Trivia

 * There was an advertisement for Hot Pocket Snacks on YouTube next to this video up until December 2011, showing that this video was sponsored by Hot Pocket Snacks.
 * When George Zazz exits the garage of the house, The Wheelchair, Mankey's Carcass, and Barbershop Pole are seen to the left of George.
 * Normally Sergeant Anous would appear but because Ian is already playing a character in the scene, Anthony must come in as a different cop instead, possibly as Sergeant Faraday from Grammar Police.
 * When George Zazz was about to give the Hot Pockets to Jacob, you can clearly see that there was paper (the geometry homework) clipped on his back.
 * The newest video game console at that time was the 3DS while also having Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time 3D as a game.