Boxman's Girlfriend (video)

Boxman's Girlfriend' is a Smosh video uploaded on February 9, 2008.

Brief Synopsis: Tired of living alone, Boxman gets a girlfriend.

Lyrics
''There was this one time not too long ago I saw this one girl that made my heart explode She wasn't like the rest, no, she wasn't a ho If I made her my girl, my life would be whole

I've never spoken to her, not even a word I know that you're thinking that sounds absurd But believe me I've tried, but to no avail When I flirt with girls, I always fail

Boxmaan, Boxmaan, Boxman can't get a girlfriend He's trying, real hard, but he can't get a girlfriend

It's about time that I face my fears Or I'll regret this for years and years Man, I'm so nervous, I think I might hurl... Hey there Boxman, my name is pretty girl

Oh wait, I'm sorry, I'm not good at this ...You smell that? it smells like piss Oh God, excuse me, just ignore the pee Will you please go on a date with me?

Boxmaan, Boxmaan, Boxman just got a girlfriend Even after pissing his pants, Boxman just got a girlfriend

Why you with a box when you're lookin' so hot You know that kinda thing will get you shot Humans and boxes just don't intertwine I could have you arrested for this crime

What's wrong with you man? It's the 21st century Why you gotta go and act so elementary I'm human inside, although it doesn't show Come on baby, lets go

I'm not gonna let people bring me down Now that's just something that I won't allow I taught myself that i should just walk away But then I always throw boiling water in their face

If there's something that I've learned from all this It's that love is not about a kiss or chocolates But sticking together through thick and thin And if someone's a dick, throw hot water on him

Boxmaan, Boxmaan, Boxman has got a girlfriend He's wanted for attempted murder, but he still has a girlfriend

Boxmaan, Boxmaan, Boxman has got a girlfriend Boxmaan, Boxmaan, Boxman has got a BOYFRIEND?!''

Trivia/Goofs

 * Boxman's girlfriend looks similar to Antoinette, who wouldn't appear until 2009's Ian's First Girlfriend.
 * When Boxman is driving, his girlfriend can be seen picking her nose and eating her boogers.
 * The Shut Up! opening could possibly reference what most couples call each other. Here being "Sugar Booger" and "Cuddle Butt".
 * This was the first Smosh video to show Ian without his bowl haircut and instead with short hair.
 * The Smosh characters dancing with Boxman during Boxman Dance Time are Frankie Rogers (from Frankie Rogers is James Bond), Gary (from Feet For Hands), The Gangstas, Benny Jean and Cletus.

Shut Up! Opening
"I love you, Sugar Booger. And I love you, Cuddle Bug! SHUT UP!"

Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVBC1Ht8iJ4