WORLD OF WARCRAFT (Honest Game Trailers)

World of Warcraft is the 21st Honest Game Trailer.

Transcript
From the company who made a game they couldn't postpone (Blizzard Entertainment) comes a more effective form of teenage abstinence than acne, sex ed, and the Catholic church combined: World of Warcraft.

Get hooked on the MMO that revolutionized the way people thought about EverQuest in this global phenomenon that featured 12.5 million users at its peak, and about half that number in gold farming Chinese sweatshop workers.

Dive right in to the core game that's free to play for the first 20 levels, then piles on the cost with monthly fees, constant expansions (Mists of Pandaria, Cataclysm, Wrath of the Lich King and The Burning Crusade are shown), and a lifetime of lost opportunities in the real world. (laughs) You know, I'm not addicted. I've only been playing for like... (Total time played shows 534 days, 6 hours, 49 minutes and 26 seconds) Oh, no!

Enter the land of Azeroth, a world so vast, you could microwave 1,000 Hot Pockets before you've seen it all, and take the time to soak in its majestic beauty, after you've fired up your DPS chart, raid list, macros, and ThreatMeter, of course.

Join the Great War that pits two massive factions against each other. The Alliance; a collection of generic fantasy tropes, who protect the realm with the power of friendship. And the Horde; a collection of generic heavy metal tropes, who savage the realm with the power of adulthood.

Choose from 11 unique character classes, each with one or two optimal rotations, that will be the only thing you ever do as you grind your way from level one all the way to level 60. I mean, 70. Okay, 80? 90? 100?! Aw, f**k! How am I supposed to do that? (cash register noise as level 90 character boost worth $60 is shown) Oh, there you go. Never mind.

Finally, once you've put in the time to make it to the top, enjoy a whole new world of in-game content like, epic raids that require more cooperating nerds that the space program, rideable status symbols that let you rub your awesomeness in the face of the poor, purple stuff that's outdated as soon as they release the expansion, and trolling. Lots and lots of trolling. (the name "Leeeeeeeeeeeeeroy Jenkins!" is being screamed in a teamspeak session while the gamers are discussing tactics in a raid)

So leave your boring school or day job behind for a game that requires as much effort as... school or day job, in this fully immersive world with its own unique culture and history, like that time a girl sold her body for an epic mount, or the time Blizzard paid Mr. T to pretend he could use a computer.

Mr. T: "Well, maybe Mr. T hacked a game and created a mohawk layers. Maybe Mr. T's pretty handy with computers."

Or that time everyone got AIDS. (World of Warcraft's infamous black plague from 2005 is shown)

And join the world's most massive online community that may be responsible for countless breakups, divorces and dead kids, but is also responsible for countless friendships, marriages, and cybersex with female night elves who turn out to be 12-year-old boys. (a photograph of a 12-year old boy's head is pasted over a female night elf's head)

Starring: Na'vis (Draenei), Gimlis (Dwarves), Rastafarians (Aggra), Pandarin' to Chinese Audiences (Chen Stormstout), Time Bandits (Gnomes), Mutant League Football (Grom Hellscream), Moooooo (Tauren), Cosplay Elves (Night Elves), That Time of the Month Elves (Blood Elves), and what you look like after 10 years of WoW (Undead).

Real World or Warcraft.

(Warcraft: Orcs & Humans is shown) This is what Warcraft looked like in the 90's, kids. Zug zug, am I right?