TEENS VS 20s/Script

Teens 20s [Removes his glasses and starts to smile, but getting angry fast] 20s Teens Teens [Three teens are sitting on a couch and are texting on their phones not paying attention to anything around them] 20s [Three young adults are sitting on a couch and are texting on their phones, not paying attention to anything around them] Teens [Female teen is walking slowly with big blanket around her, covering her partner] 20s [Female teen is walking slowly with big blanket around her, covering her partner] Teens 20s [Starts to eat couch cushion] Teens 20s [Father and mother are discussing dinner, camera soon moves to a young adult looking through glass door] [Mother shuts the curtains as young adult yells "No!"]
 * Counselor: I'm telling you this not only as your counselor, but also your friend: if you get into a good college and work hard, you can get whatever job you want.
 * Student: Whatever job I want? Yes!
 * Counselor: I'm telling you this not only as your counselor, but as your friend that if you get into a good college and work hard, you can get any job you want.
 * Student: Is that how you became a counselor?
 * Counselor: No... No, I dropped out sophomore year and took the path of least resistance.
 * Student: Oh.
 * Counselor: But you can do it! Yeah...
 * Counselor: Yeah, you can do it... You can do it... I promise...
 * Guy #1: And so when you pay your taxes to the government, they use that money to fund war, and also prop up this series of fossil fuel companies that would otherwise go out of business, which then fund more war and also the fast food industry, which is why you should never ever pay your taxes.
 * Guy #2: Wow... you're like... everything figured out.
 * Guy #2: Yeah, dude. I read a lot. I pretty much know everything.
 * Guy #2: I pretty much know everything. Oh, but don't even get me started on birds.
 * Teen #1: We're not gonna become annoying know-it-alls when we're in our 20s, right?
 * Teen #2: Oh, God. I hope not.
 * Teen #1: Yeah, I don't want to be like that.
 * Female teen: Mom, I'm home! And... I'm going to my room. Alone!
 * Male teen: Why are we doing this?
 * Female teen: Because if my parents found out we're having sex, they'd flip and the last thing they want is me getting pregnant or whatever.
 * Male teen: True.
 * Female teen: True.
 * Female teen: Okay, mom, I'm headed to my room by myself and I'm definitely not having sex.
 * Male teen: We're adults now, why are we still doing this?
 * Female teen: Because if my parents found out we're having sex, they'd flip. The one thing they want is me to be pregnant and have grandkids.
 * Male teen: True.
 * Female teen: True.
 * Teen: Oh hell yeah! My first ever paycheck for 43 dollars! This is the best day of my life! Jamba Juice, here I come! Hahahahahah.
 * Girl: So after taxes, insurance and a s**t ton of fees, all I get is 43 dollars? Okay... well I guess it's couch cushion for dinner again.
 * Teen: It's all just unfair! I can't wait till I'm old enough to leave and never come back! Which is what I'm gonna do cuz I hate you.
 * Guy: Oh,is that a home cooked meal? Oh looks really good, can I have some?
 * Father: Ah, Karen get the curtains.
 * Guy Mom, can you do it for me please?
 * Mother (Karen): We told you, you can't move back in!
 * Mother (Karen): Wanna get freaky on his old bed?
 * Father: Oh I'm down to clown.
 * Guy: [Behind the curtains] Oh man.