Name Rap or Die/Script

Part 1
INT- SMOSH GAMES OFFICE - DAY

Ian and Anthony play Mario Kart 8. The crazy bomber male opens the door.

CRAZY MALE BOMBER

Hey!

He catches Ian and Anthony's attention.

CRAZY MALE BOMBER

Ass-hats, I funded the perk for your Food Battle: The Game campaign to get my name in a rap video. WHERE THE FRAKING FRACK IS IT?

Anthony: Well, it takes a long time to make a good rap.

Ian: Yeah, and it takes a longer time to create a game. But uh, we actually do have some footage...

crazy bomber guy: FRACK THAT! (points a gun at the duo) I WANT IT NOW! So while you weren't looking, I strapped a bomb to your ball-sacks!

(Ian and Anthony look at the bombs as they start ticking)

crazy bomber guy: So, (lifts a radio) you got five minutes to create an awesome fracking rap video or it's boom-boom time.

(The music starts playing)

Anthony: But we haven't even written a rap yet.

crazy bomber guy: Just wing it, bitch!

''I know it's kinda late and you think we're kinda lame '' But these are all the awesome people who helped fund the game.

We gotta rap real fast so we don't die

And get our ball sacks blown all into the sky.

Here we go!  

''Alan Hammond, Alec Bru, '' Amanda Renick, Alessandra Miller,

Alex Yau, Amanda Caronna,

Amanda Matthews, Antor Cruz,

Antoino Campanozzi, Ariana Filippini,

Ariel Nunez, Arjun Natarajan,

Arnold Nguyen, Brandon Nguyen,

Charlotte Lynn-Lynn Smith, Camilla Huren,

Ary, Ashjorn Mansa,

Ashley Carey, Austin McGee,

Ben Lotinga, Benjamin Alvear, Bergiml,

Blake Lindler, Brendan Taggart,

Brent.'' '' No last name?

Guess not.   ''

''Bryce Roeber, Casey "Chibi" Watts, '' Cassie Moore, Chad Blyer, Chantizzle,

Charles Sybert, Chelsi Nichole,

Cheryl Hornyak, Chris Barry,

Chris Bigelow-low-low, and don't forget

Alex Sinclair, Andrew Hayes, Andrew Higgenson, Bryan A.D. Smith, Chris Cosnererererererer. Yeah!  

''I know it's kinda late and you think we're kinda lame '' But these are all the awesome people who helped fund the game.

We gotta rap real fast so we don't die

And get our ball sacks blown all into the sky. ''

Ian: I'll miss my balls if they get blown up.

Anthony: Yeah, we should probably hurry the hell up or we're no gonna have balls anymore.

''Chris Schwab, Christian Hinze, '' Cody Feiner, Cody Kreppein,

Collin Smith, Colt.'' Again, no last name.  These people are weird. Connor Handley, Dallas, '' Darren Foo, David Noubani,

Deirdree, Dirk Pristofer,

Duarte Santos, Dylan Romano Ethan Fisher, Evan Teed,

Felix Bammer, Felix Principie-Gillespie, Flate, Fluffy Bunny,

Garret Natysin, Gian,

Grant Crazyscotsman, Graser10, Hanan,

Hannahbelle, Hector Rincon,

Holly Moffat, Isak Schramm,

J. Red Eagle 7, Jack Hughes,

Jack Porter, Jacob, Jacob Poshka, Jake Amato,

Jalilah, James Mcnutt, Jared B., Jennifer Linder,

Jente, Jimmy Fitch,

Joakim Lindahl, Joe Cheeseman,

Joe Retoast, Joel Givan,

Eddie Gambler, Elamr Hannesson,

Corran MCallum, Ruidrah Hope,

Griffin Johns, Cody Houston,

Woo-woo!

''I know it's kinda late and you think we're kinda lame '' But these are all the awesome people who helped fund the game.

We gotta rap real fast so we don't die

And get our ball sacks blown all into the sky. ''

Ian: A lot of people have one names. It's super weird, right?

Anthony: No, it's like Prince, Madonna, or Drake.

Ian: Uh, Drake's got a last name dude. It's Drake Bell, duh.

''Joel Keizer, Joel Turneur, '' Johanne Cazal, John Osorne,

Johnny Wu, Josh Langman,

Josh Leggero, Joshua Howe,

Joshua Yarrow, Juan Manuel Molina Molina,

Kaleigh Anderson, Karma Johnson,

Kason, Katelyn Maskell,

Katy Beckmann, Kevin H,

Kurtis Loveless, Lainey McCamley,

Lance Heffner, Liisa Naapanki,

Liva, Lomyen Hejderup,

Louise Kristension, Luke "Skywalkr" Scribner,

Luke O'Connell, Lucas Ball,

Manuel Vidal, Makena Wolcott,

Malcolm Thomforde, Manuel Trummer,

Marcela, MarcenWare,

Maria G. Alvarez, Matty T.,

Matthijis van der Jagt, Max Drewewews,

Maxwell Attamimi, Melody Strickland,

Mia Kirk, Michael,

Michael Brown, Michele Cardnuto,

Mike, Mitch Pace,

Moe, John Nikolis,

Kimberly, Leah Gimbutas,

Marcelo Garza Castell, Maria Christou,

Marine Purssell, Micah Wiese,

And you know we can't forget

MrKamek123. ''

''I know it's kinda late and you think we're kinda lame '' But these are all the awesome people who helped fund the game.

We gotta rap real fast so we don't die

And get our ball sacks blown all into the sky. ''

Ian: Life without balls can't be so bad, right?

Anthony: We'll be like really ugly girls.

Ian: I kinda like ugly girls. I've even kissed one once.

Anthony: Dude, that was your mom.

Ian: Oh yeah. (gets surprised by creepy bomber guy)

''Nick Sharky Lewis, Nick Pettock, '' Nick Wildman, Nima Khatihi, Niqueo, Noah Segura,

Olivia A., Peanut Butter. '' Cool name.

Totally.

Ramiro Palomares, Rania,

Rasmus Stormberg, RedbellCentral,

Remi Pijoux, Richard Bartlett,

Riley Vanderpost, Robert Harvey,

RoosterxBros, Ryan Case, Sam Costello, Sam Liebman, Sam Wilder, Samantha Kellogg

Sarah Pribyl, Sarah Rogers,

Saul Rosal, Sean Wright,

Sem Roolvink, Serena Abraham,

Shelby Soliwoda, Sian Howells,

SmoshKidKris,

Stephen Berg, Stephen Etienne,

Sven Ole Theilen, Tanzibal Awal,

C. Teagon, The One Red Leaf,

Thomas L., Thomas Philie,

Tiffany Byron, Tiger,

Toby Marks, Tommy Romano,

Tosh Ketz, Tracy Fister,

Thomas Birch, Nicholas Harris,

Roy Casper-Anthony

''I know it's kinda late and you think we're kinda lame '' But these are all the awesome people who helped fund the game.

We gotta rap real fast so we don't die

And get our ball sacks blown all into the sky. ''

Ian: What about the people that didn't sign the release forms?

Anthony: Why would they have to do that?

Ian: Duh, 'cause we can go to jail for saying their names in the video without their formal written consent.

Anthony: Let's just show their names super fast, then.

(the scene shows a list of people that did not sign the release forms)

''Okay, back to it! Tristan Worsham, Tyler Conley, '' Tyler Laliherte, Vermillion,

Virginia Harvey, Wegie125,

William Capistran, Yohan Caby,

Zach is Awesome, Zacharias Thomas Steffen,

Ananand

Zaina! ''

Part 2
Ian: Hell Yeah! We made it!

Crazy Bomber Guy: Oh, that's great, guys! BUT YOU DIDN'T MENTION MY NAAAAMEEE!! (clicks on explosion button) AHHH!!

Ian and Anthony: OH SHIII-! (Ian and Anthony's Ballsacks Exploded, killing them)