ELDER SCROLLS: SKYRIM (Honest Game Trailers)

Elder Scrolls: Skyrim is the fifth Honest Trailer.

Script
From the developers (Bethesda Game Studios) of the Elder Scrolls (Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind), Elder Scrolls HD (Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion (Game of the Year Edition)), and Elder Scrolls with guns (Fallout 3) comes a game so immersive, you forget to eat, sleep, and make friends because you're too busy eating, sleeping, and making friends: Elder Scrolls: Skyrim.

Journey to the world of Skyrim, a frigid northern realm full of monsters, strongholds, and a political strife. It's basically Winterfell from Game of Thrones.

Become the dragonborn, a hero who speaks the language of dragons, uses the ancient magic of dragons, and has the soul of a dragon, but spends all of his time murdering dragons. Sorry, bra.

Travel alone or with a nearly immortal unmoveable, teleporting companion which really makes you wonder why you're the hero everyone keeps talking about. (the player tries to go around Lydia) Out of the way, Lydia!

Save the land of Skyrim from Alduin, an evil dragon who threatens to destroy all of Tamriel, but not before you deliver some letters, kill some butterflies, open every box, yell stuff off of things, carefully place buckets over shopkeepers' heads, make a bunch of potions you'll never use, immediately sell those potions, read books, get married, pick flowers, pick locks, and pick your nose. (character customization changes the looks of a woman to the player's choice) There we go. Wait, what was I supposed to be doing again? Something about a dragon or something?

Experience the epic replay value as you conquer your enemies with three distinct play styles: a warrior who swings their sword left and right while running around like a crazy person, a mage who unlocks dozens of spells that they'll only end up using once, or a thief who upgrades their sneak-skill to make the game 100 hours longer than it should be. (the thief sneaks around in an empty forest)

Soak in every detail of the vast new continent as the initial lack of fast-travel makes you explore it by walking, jogging, hiking, running, strolling, tip-toeing, roaming, marching, and more hiking; or you could use a horse to speed things up by riding, trotting, galloping, prancing, trekking, cantering, and more galloping. Is this fun? I honestly can't tell.

Then, after you're tired of the main game, expand on 300 hours of built-in gameplay with awesome DLC that adds building epic houses, playing as a face-melting vampire lord, and riding a motherf***ing dragon. (player rides on a dragon) WORTH IT!

Starring: Lion-o (Dro'marash), Reptile (Neetrenaza), Peon (Prisoner), Triple H, baggage holding baggage (Lydia), How to Train Your Dragon, astrology, hoarders, and played out meme (Whiterun Guard).

Whiterun Guard: I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the kn...

(the solider beats up the guard)

Or if you use mods, starring: Thomas the Tank Engine, Zoidberg, boobs, bronies, and macho man Randy Savage. Oh, yeah! Elder Scrolls: Skarim.

Alright, just need to talk to this merchant. (steals the bowl)

Belethor: You won't get away with that!

Wait, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to steal your crappy bowl! Aw, great, now I need to kill everyone. Sheesh!