How Not to Make a First Impression/Script

Ian: Guys are always worried about making a first impression when meeting their girlfriend's parents for the first time.

Anthony: Today, we'll show you how NOT to make a first impression. If you avoid these things at all costs, you'll be in great shape.

The scene cuts to the girlfriend's house where the dad (Anthony) is opening the door for Adam (Ian).

Adam: Hey, I'm Adam. I'm Amy's date. She, uh... She ready?

Dad: I'm Amy's father. Why don't you sit down while Amy's getting ready?

Then scene cuts to them sitting at the table.

Dad: So what do you think of Amy?

Adam: She is REALLY hot. And, her butt, MMM. I just wanna SMACK it. You know what I'm saying?

Dad: See, that's the problem with your generation. No damn respect.

Then Adam starts holding his stomach.

Dad: What the hell is wrong with you, Kid?

Adam: I ate some mexican food and it just gives me the WORST gas. It's ok though, I got some tums. It's right here in my pocket.

Then a whole bunch of bags come out of his pocket.

Adam: Oh, CRAP.

Dad: Boy, what were you planning on doing with these?

Adam: You know what they say. Safety first. I mean, I don't even know what diseases your daughter may have. Then there's ALWAYS the possibility that she has forgotten to take the pill. So, safety first.

Then Adam's stomach starts growling.

Dad: Boy, you might be the biggest jackass I have ever me- (Then Adam farts)

Adam: I'm so sorry, Mr. Franklin. Those tacos go right through me.

Dad: LEAVE!

Adam: Ugh, FINE!

Dad: And take these with yo-

Then Adam Farts.

Adam: OH MY GOD! Mr. Franklin, I am so sorry.

(Then, the Dad throws Adam out)

Adam: Geez! Mr. Franklin! So, you're just gonna tell Amy to meet me out here? Can I at least have my condoms back?

Then, the video ends with Adam farting.