Every Catfish Ever

"Every Catfish Ever" is the 198th episode of the Smosh series Every Blank Ever. It was released on May 3, 2021.

Video Description
''The dog ate his webcam, so that’s why he can’t video call me! This is EVERY CATFISH EVER.''

''This video was shot with a very limited crew. All cast & crew followed all CDC and California COVID-19 precautions and filming guidelines.''

Scenario #1
Three women (Jacklyn Uweh, Kimmy Jimenez, and Courtney Miller) are talking about their boyfriends. When Hayley (Courtney) tells them that her boyfriend, Laerton, may FaceTime her in the next four to five months, Shannon (Kimmy) and an unnamed woman (Jacklyn) realize that Hayley was catfished.

Scenario #2
Mike (Shayne Topp) tells Eric (Damien Haas) about the part-time jobs the Tinder girl he's been sexting. When he shows photos of her "parts," Eric tells him that those are different body parts. As they argue about seeing various body parts, Mike admits that he never saw a butt before, then asks Eric if he wanted everyone know that he never saw such a part. Mike leaves and brings a board down, despite Eric apologizing.

Scenario #3
The three women from Scenario #1 discuss about Laerton. Hayley defends that Laerton doesn't lie to her with various excuses. When the time came to discuss the name, she shows her tattooed arm that spells "LAERTON". The unnamed woman realizes that Laerton is "not real" backwards, but Hayley tells her that Laerton is his family name of his vampire side (his other side is Norwegian). When Shannon asks for a picture, Hayley shows a stock "watermarked picture of a man eating a salad," as described by the unnamed woman. Hayley defends the watermark as being part of Laerton's skin.

Scenario #4
A woman (Kimmy) tells her parents (Amanda Lehan-Canto and Ian Hecox) about a "girl" named Anastasia. She mentions DMs that contain sex spam messages. Her parents see something up, so her mom (Amanda) asks for a picture of Anastasia, and the woman shows a photo of legs. The woman's dad (Ian) says that she can't talk to Anastasia. While the mom says that it's a bot, the dad states that it's the same woman that he talks to. Learning that he has been cheating on her, the mom slaps the "big chicken" away from the dinner table.

Scenario #5
A woman (Jacklyn) receives a call from Brandon (Damien Haas), whom she thought was dead. He explains that he was able to pay for his resuscitation costs by using the woman's PayPal account. When the woman asks to meet Brandon face-to-face, he "gets stampeded by horses" and the call ends.

However, Brandon's "mom", Brom (who's still Brandon), calls and says that Brandon "died" and can't meet with the woman. When the woman wants to drop flowers to Brom, Brom says that a big old houseboat fire is coming to her. The woman, however, remembers that it hapeened to Brandon's dad, so Brom changes it to "big old knife".

An LAPD officer (who's still, yet again, Brandon) calls the woman and shows his badge, to which the woman sees is a Pizza Hut coupon. He informs her of Brom's death, and asks for $400 dollars for resuscitation. The woman complains of how pricey it is.

Scenario #6
Jack (Keith Leak Jr.) meets a man (Noah Grossman) in person, saying that the man is more handsome than his profile picture. The man then accuses Jack of catfishing due to being 5'11", which is shorter than he said (6 feet). Jack defends the his either 6 feet or 5'11" depending on the shoes he wears, but gets busted by Nev (Matt Dunan). Jack then shows the man's profile picture, which shows a black guy eating a salad (the same one seen in Scenario #3). When the man says that he died in a horse accident, Jack laughs and apologizes the situation as a mess. The man rises and laughs as well.

Cast

 * Ian Hecox
 * Courtney Miller
 * Shayne Topp
 * Damien Haas
 * Keith Leak Jr.
 * Noah Grossman
 * Kimmy Jimenez
 * Jacklyn Uweh
 * Amanda Lehan-Canto
 * Yasmeen Mughal
 * Matt Duran

Crew

 * Director: Olivia DeLaurentis & Sydney Heller
 * Written By: Sydney Heller and Olivia DeLaurentis
 * Editor: Mike Small
 * Executive Producer: Ryan Finnerty
 * Head Writer: Monica Vasandani
 * Production Manager: Alicia Gaynor
 * Production Coordinator: Jacqi Jones
 * Production Assistant: Andrew Harmon
 * DP: Brennan Iketani
 * Camera Operator: Kevin Rygg
 * Gaffer / AC: Dustin Bloodgood
 * Sound Mixer: Greg Jones
 * Art Director: Cassie Vance
 * Art Coordinator: Yasmeen Mughal
 * Art Assistant: Alex Aguilar
 * Art Assistant: Austin Barrett
 * Wardrobe: Cassidy Kean
 * Assistant Editor/DIT: Matt Duran
 * GFX: Brittany Metz
 * Content Manager: Kiana Parker
 * Stage Manager: David Hill
 * Executive Assistant: Sammie Miller