Pizza Zombies!/Script

Brains, brains, brains, brains, brains SHUT UP!

(In the background)

REPORTER

Contains traces of radioactive materials...

IAN

Hey, is pepperoni okay?

ANTHONY

Yeah but dude, don't get mayonnaise this time, that was gross.

IAN

But Mayonnaise is the best part!

ANTHONY

Shhhh...Shhhh

(On the television)

Reporter

There been widespread reports about a zombie outbreak, residents are being urged to stay inside and take extreme precautions.

Anthony

We're going to die of starvation in here now, why'd you have to board off the refridgerator?

Ian

Don't worry man, I got this.

(Anthony makes a phone call on an old rotary telephone) Automated message: We're sorry, your.... (throws the phone to the side).

<p style="text-align:center;">Anthony

<p style="text-align:center;">Freakin' phone line's down.

Ian: Weeee could order off Xbox LIVE?

Anthony: Oh yeah!

Ian: Okay so uh I asked on Twitter and a pizza place said they'd get us a pizza in 30 minutes.

Anthony: 30 uh.. dude if they're not here in 30 minutes... I'm gonna eat this brick (holds up a red brick).

French accent voice: Twenty-nine minutes later.

Ian: Annnnndddd 30, eat up buddy

(Door bell rings. Ian and Anthony go to the door and open the door.)

Delivery guy: Hey dude, got your pizza.

Anthony: Alright just slide the pizza through the crack.

(Pizza falls on the floor, Ian and Anthony start eating it sounding like they're starving.)

Delivery Guy: I deliver you a pizza during a damn zombie apocalypse and you can't even give me a freakin' tip!?

Ian: The pizza's not even in good condition, it was all smashed.

Delivery Guy: Well can you guys at least let me in until this whole zombie apocalypse blows over?

Delivery Guy: Thanks for letting me in you guys

Ian: Yeah, no "Brains brains brains brains brains-SHUT UP"

(In the background) Reporter: Contains traces of radioactive materials...

Ian: Hey, is pepperoni okay?

Anthony: Yeah but dude, don't get mayonnaise this time, that was gross.

Ian:But Mayonnaise is the best part!

Anthony: Shhhh...Shhhh

(On the television) Reporter: There been widespread reports about a zombie outbreak, residents are being urged to stay inside and take extreme precautions.

Anthony: We're going to die of starvation in here now, why'd you have to board off the refridgerator?

Ian: Don't worry man, I got this.

(Anthony makes a phone call) Automated message: We're sorry, you.... (throws the phone to the side).

Anthony: Freakin' phone line's down.

Ian: Weeee could order off Xbox LIVE?

Anthony: Oh yeah!

Ian: Okay so uh I asked on Twitter and a pizza place said they'd get us a pizza in 30 minutes.

Anthony: 30 uh.. dude if they're not here in 30 minutes... I'm gonna eat this brick (holds up a red brick).

French accent voice: Twenty-nine minutes later.

Ian: Annnnndddd 30, eat up buddy

(Door bell rings. Ian and Anthony go to the door and open the door.)

Delivery guy: Hey dude, got your pizza.

Anthony: Alright just slide the pizza through the crack.

(Pizza falls on the floor, Ian and Anthony start eating it sounding like they're starving.)

Delivery Guy: I deliver you a pizza during a damn zombie apocalypse and you can't even give me a freakin' tip!?

Ian: The pizza's not even in good condition, it was all smashed.

Delivery Guy: Well can you at least let me in until this whole zombie apocalypse blows over?

Delivery Guy: Thanks for letting me in you guys.

Ian: Yeah, no problem

Anthony: Yeah you're still not gonna get a tip.... ZOMBIE BITE!

(There's a large bloody bite mark on the back of the delivery guy's neck)

Delivery Guy: Uh no... I messed up on someone's order earlier and he stabbed me with a spoon.

Ian: Let's keep a close eye on him.

Anthony: What do we do if he turns into a zombie?

Ian: I'll blow his head

Anthony: What?

Ian: I'll blow his head off, I have a Lightsaber

Delivery Guy: You know I can hear you guys, right?

Ian: Do zombies have extra good hearing?

(2:00pm 3 hours after the zombie outbreak)

Ian: Why are you trying to chat on Facebook whenever most of the world is probably dead?

(Delivery Guy sneezes)

Anthony: Sneezing is a sign of zombification!

Ian: Die zombie! (Holding the Delivery Guys a lightsaber point)

Delivery Guy: No, I'm just allergic to guinea pigs, that's all.

Charlie: Ahh sod off.

Ian: Oh.. Well uh.. who wants to watch Romeo and Juliet on Xbox LIVE?

(From the movie) Juliet: Romeo, Romeo, where art thou Romeo?

Romeo: I'm right here...

(Pans to the Delivery Guy crying)

Anthony: Dude, dude, crying is a sign of zombification!

To be completed