MONTAGE MACHINE

MONTAGE MACHINE is a Smosh music video. The soundtrack is available on iTunes.

Plot
What if you had a machine that let you skip the boring parts of life with an 80's Movie Montage?! Watch and find out!

Lyrics
Anthony needs some cereal

He don't want to waste no time

Pour the milk like it's life or death

Cereal in a bowl is the best

It's a Montage Machine

Press the button and you'll get a Montage

Just like in the movies

Press the button and you'll get a Montage

You wanna be the best and teach Brett a lesson

You gotta work hard get big-ass muscles and stretching

Now it's time to put your training to the test

You're gonna beat him in the fight cuz you're the best

(talking)

Oh, Wait, No...You just hit him with a car...Guess that works.

It's a Montage Machine

Press the button and you'll get a Montage

Just like in the movies

Press the button and you'll get a Montage

You wanna get that model but you need a lot of money

So you gotta go to college and get a good job

But you have trouble with math so you get a tutor

Now you got math skills you'll get that model in no time

But the tutor steals your laptop and flees the country

You're crazy in debt and can't complete your degree

You move back with your folks

And now your life's a joke

And you look to your father and see the disappointment in his eyes

And all you wanted to do was find a hot model to screw

So you turn to crime to pay off your debts

The cops connect you to the time you killed Brett

Your semen matched some they find at the scene of the crime

You're convicted to murder serving at life time

It's a Montage Machine

Press the button and you'll get a Montage

Just like in the movies

Press the button and you'll get a Montage

Now you're pen pals with the hot model

She investigates murders with semen on the scene

She runs a podcast called "Semen Crime"

It's earned $30 in ad revenue

She's saving up to buy a kangaroo

You're pretending to be interested but don't really care

You're just hoping for some nudes before electric chair

Cuz you've only seen dicks for the past seven years

(talking)

Then you get killed in a prison fight... and you're dead.

Fifty years later you get resurrected

Cuz your best friend's got the cure to human death

You go to the model's grave to pay your respects

But you're not gonna leave without getting a kiss

It's a Montage Machine

Press the button and you'll get a Montage

Just like in the movies

Press the button and you'll get a Montage

It's a Montage Machine

Press the button and you'll get a Montage

Just like in the movies

Press the button and you'll get a Montage

Cast
Anthony Padilla

Ian Hecox

Olivia Sui

Shayne Topp

Noah Grossman

Ray Medved

Kalista Duvay