I CAN HEAR YOUR THOUGHTS

"Hey, do deaf people hear their own thoughts? SHUT UP!"

- Shut Up! Opening I CAN HEAR YOUR THOUGHTS is a Smosh main channel upload.

Synopsis
Ian makes a wish to hear Anthony's thoughts. But what happens when his wish comes true? He hears a little more than he was expecting to.

Plot
In the house, Anthony comes out of the bathroom while eating a large bag of Home Style Select Potato Chips. He goes near the kitchen where Ian seems to be having sex with a Sprite Zero bottle. Ian asked for some chips which Anthony gave him one. Ian eats the chip while Anthony smirks thinking that Ian doesn't know that he didn't wash his hands after peeing. Ian however heard Anthony through his mind and gets disgusted by Anthony. Anthony lied saying that the chips are just pee flavored and starts running away.

Anthony thinks to himself about how Ian knew about him not washing his hands. Anthony is still relieved that Ian doesn't know about him wearing his grandma's thongs nor that Anthony has a date that he met from the Frozen fan-fiction message boards. When the date arrived, Anthony warns himself to not get a boner nor look at her boobs while also singing a parody song of Frozen called Let it Grow. Ian notices about Anthony singing a song about his boner which the date got confused. Ian points out that Anthony is staring at her jubilees. Anthony tries to change her mind by saying that he's seeing the writing on her shirt even though there are no words on her black shirt. Ian makes the date feel sick by saying that Anthony is wearing a thong. The date leaves, but not before she said that Anthony's fan-fiction for Frozen sucked. Anthony asks Ian how he knows what he's thinking which he responds that he might of wished that he can hear all of Anthony's thoughts which came true. Anthony starts seeking punishable revenge on Ian even though he can't think of a plan which Ian heard. Anthony fakes his knowledge of knowing that Ian could still hear that last thought.

Sometime later, Anthony notices that Ian is trying to sell his grandpa's cursed doll. Ian tells Anthony that he has a buyer about to arrive. Anthony warns him that no one will buy it, but Ian questions him about as the buyer came. Old Man Grandpa asks if the doll can hide a Webcam in it. Ian tries to convince the grandpa, but he also hears Anthony's thoughts on telling Ian that Grandpa's a virgin. Ian doesn't want to tell him that, but he spat it out anyway making Grandpa slap his face. He tells Ian that he's preventing marriage and then runs away. Ian gets another arrival by an old lady (Anthony). She came to find her fiancé, Grandpa. She also states that he tries to put Webcams inside of dolls to place in the bedroom for consummate their marriage. Anthony thinks about consummating his marriage with her which causes Ian to ask why and the fiancé to throw her top fake teeth at Anthony furiously. Anthony tells her that he wouldn't do something like that, but she takes it as another offense and throws her bottom fake teeth furiously at him. Anthony decides to get her thoughts out of his head.

Anthony goes to his room and researches on how to prevent Ian from hearing his thoughts. He finds something that says that if someone's at a far distance, the mind reader wouldn't hear that person. Ian starts writing on his diary that since he can hear Anthony's thoughts, he couldn't sell the doll. Ian wants Anthony to get out of his head as he can barely hear Anthony from a far distance. Anthony follows a list of steps involving him to wear gloves, gently place them on his temples, and rock it side to side five times to have it disappear. Ian can barely hear Anthony and just thought of smashing his head with a rock five times. Ian falls asleep afterwards.

When Ian woke up, he couldn't hear Anthony's thoughts anymore. However, he hears the thoughts of Griffin the dog that's begging for food. Ian doesn't like this as Griffin decides to hump on him. While Ian complains, Anthony walks to the kitchen and opens up a carbonated drink that Ian shook in the beginning of the plot only to have it splatter onto himself as Ian said there's a "lipstick", meaning Griffin's penis.

Deleted Scene
After Anthony backs away after Ian noticed his poor hygiene, Ian writes in his diary that he can hear Anthony's thoughts and wonders how that happened.

34 seconds ago, Ian shook a Sprite bottle while writing on his diary that he'll soak Anthony and wished that he could hear his thoughts for when Anthony gets pranked super hard.

Script
I Can Hear Your Thoughts/Script

Trivia

 * This video was sponsored by Rob Dyrdek's "Fully Loaded" television show.
 * The answer to the opening question is no, but if someone was born a hearing person, and then suddenly became deaf, then yes.
 * Anthony is apparently a fan of Frozen, since he met the girl who came to the house on a Frozen fan-fiction forum.
 * The rock Ian uses to smash his head on was used in many previous videos
 * Ian's diary has a butterfly pattern on the cover and uses an "Animal Eye-Popper" pen to write in it.
 * Old Man Grandpa appears again after "How to Be a YouTube Commenter".
 * Griffin the Dog was credited as "Griffin the Cat".

Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZcySbmO798

Cast
Ian Hecox as himself

Anthony Padilla as himself, Old Man Grandpa, his fiencè

Brooke Lusk as girl

Griffin the dog as Himself