The Secret Life of an Internet Troll/Credit Roast

Cast

 * tiniest penis
 * second smallest (penis)
 * A furrie
 * I Canto not take this long name
 * Monica Vasectomy

Crew

 * Director: crying dinner tree
 * Written By: her parents don't even invite her to holiday parties, Sydney went to hell and then killed the devil, and Monica Vasectomy
 * Editor: on barret
 * Executive Producer: crying dinner tree
 * Head Writer: Monica Vasectomy
 * Production Manager: I'm gonna produce a massive fart
 * Production Coordinator: you're cool
 * Production Assistant: bathes in milk, like a weird medieval witch
 * DP: huge, huge pimple on the world and massive stain on the earth
 * Camera Operator: zero butt
 * Gaffer / AC: No vampires want to suck your blood
 * Sound Mixer: He's so white that literally, like if you're in the same room as him, you're like, "Ah, get out!"
 * Art Director: Cassie Pants
 * Art Coordinator: Made out of claymation
 * Art Assistant: Global warming denier
 * Wardrobe: Athena Lawton, he's on Megan's Law, Lena Frostestad
 * Assistant Editor/DIT: Scares children
 * GFX: She pees vinegar, Eats cat food
 * Content Manager: Just go away
 * Stage Manager: David take a chill pill
 * Executive Assistant: I bet she hasn't even listened to, "College Dropout."