3D is AWESOME!/Script

Ian

Man, I never thought I like The Notebook so much.

Anthony

Yeah, everything's better in 3D.

Ian

Yeah, I just wish real life was in 3D. Everything will be so much cooler

Anthony

Yeah, you do something stupid like hitting a pinata

Narrator

Hitting a pinata

(Ian hit the pinata 3 times without much force)

Narrator: In 3D

(Ian (wearing 3D glasses) bashes the pinata open, causing candy to fly out onto his butt)

Anthony: That was a little gay. Oh, what about lighting candles for a romantic dinner?

Narrator: Lighting a candle

(Anthony casually lights a candle, sighing in boredom)

Narrator: In 3D

(Anthony lights a candle but ends up his face on fire)

Anthony: Ahhhhh, my f**king face is melting ahhhhhh.

Anthony: Actually that one suck.

Ian: Oh, how about playing Grand Theft Auto IV?

Narrator: Playing Grand Theft Auto IV

Ian: Killing hookers is so lame

Narrator: In 3D

Robber: Give me all your money!

Ian: OK

(Ian gets punched in the face by the thief twice)

Ian: Awesome

Anthony: Yeah, that'll be alright I guess but what about watching your mom get her feet massaged? Uh, I wonder what it'll be like to use the bathroom?

Narrator: Going to the potty

(Ian and Anthony are peeing in urinals)

Anthony: Uh, this is so boring

Narrator: In 3D

Ian and Anthony: Oh my god

Ian: It's gonna poke my eye out, ahhhhhhhhh

Ian: Oh, what about sleeping?

Narrator: Sleeping?

(Ian is sleeping in his bed)

Narrator: In 3D!

(Ian is sleeping in his bed, only he is wearing 3D glasses)

Anthony: That was exactly the same thing

Ian: No, if you look closely, you clearly tell that I had morning wood (interrupted by a random hot girl in a bikini) What the hell are you doing here?

Girl: Uh, I'm here for the thumbnail picture, so you guys can actually get some views

Anthony: OK, but what about watching someone watch a 3D movie

Narrator: (fast speed) Watching someone watch a 3D movie

Ian: Uh, almost hitted me in the face

Narrator: In 3D

Anthony: OH MY GOD ITS SO REALISTIC!

Ian: That doesn't even make sense

Anthony: What, you're telling me you never fantasized about watching another man watch a movie in 3D?

Ian: True. What about reading a comic book?

Narrator: Reading a comic book

(Ian is reading "McCain: The Comic Book," and looking bored)

Narrator: In 3D

Ian: Oh my god, it's popping out of the book. What the f**k is happening to me?

911: 9-1-1, what's your emergency?

Ian: Things are popping out of my book. I think I've been drugged

911: Excuse me?

Ian: I-I think I'm dying. Bring-bring amberlamps

Anthony: Did you just say amberlamps?

Ian: Yeah?

Anthony: Don't you mean the ambulance?

Ian: Why are you axing me these questions?

Anthony: I wonder what it'll be like drawing a picture?

Narrator: Drawing a picture

Ian: Uh, this drawing looks like s**t (slam his head onto the table)

Narrator: In 3D

Ian: Still look like s**t (slams his head onto the table, then lifts his head up and screams)

Ian: Uh, I guess not everything's better in 3D

Anthony: Yeah, but what about forgetting to move your hand when your friends sit down on a couch next to you?

Ian: I don't know man, that sounds pretty dumb

Narrator: In 3D

Anthony: That's better