Adam

Adam is a minor character on Smosh who was introduced in 2006. He was played by Ian Hecox.

Appearance
Adam has brown hair and blue eyes and wears a red American River College T-shirt and hat (which he wears backwards) and blue jeans.

"How Not to Make a First Impression"


Adam arrives at the house of his date, Amy Franklin. At the door, he is greeted by her father, who invites him in. After a brief uncomfortable silence, Mr. Franklin asks Adam what he thinks of his daughter. Adam describes how "hot" he thinks she is and how much he wants to spank her buttocks, causing Mr. Franklin to label him as disrespectful. Matters are not helped when bad gas leads to Adam accidentally spilling out the dozen of condoms he kept in his pocket. When a now cross Mr. Franklin asks Adam what he had planned with the condoms and his daughter, Adam tries to explain "safety first" and how Amy may have STDs or misremembered to "take the pill", followed by more bad gas. Mr. Franklin orders Adam to leave. Adam tries to apologize but is thrown out of the house.

Standing on the front porch of the Franklins' residence, Adam asks if Amy will meet him outside or if he can get his condoms back, but receives no response.

"How Not to Act on a First Date"


Despite the unimpressive first meeting with her father, Adam still managed to keep his date with Amy. He ends a phone call with a friend to watch a dating video his friend sent him and pops the CD into his laptop. As the video is about to begin, however, Adam hears his microwave beep and leaves, allowing the beginning of the video to play and missing the fact that the video is how not to act on a first date; because he missed it, he believes he is watching a video on how to act on a first date.

Following the perceived advice from the video, Adam proceeds to apply his deodorant to his neck, buttocks, abdomen, and cheeks; takes her to a fast food joint with a dollar manu instead of someplace nice and fancy, completely rejecting Amy's wish; ignoring her story in which someone calls her stupid and asks if he thinks she is stupid, to which Adam mutters "Yeah" and "Uh-huh", and answers "Yeah!" when Amy asks Adam if he is retarded, before snapping back to attention; claiming he left his wallet in the restaurant toilet when it became time to pay and inviting Amy to retrieve it herself; and rudely driving off when Amy invites him to walk her to her front door.

When Adam returns home, he follows the "advice" of the video and immediately calls Amy, who simply hangs up when he asks for another date. Confused, Adam calls his friend and tells him that the dating advice video he was given "sucks" as he followed every step, but Amy refuses to go out with him again. His friend informs him of his mistake, prompting Adam to pop the CD from out of his laptop to check, and upon seeing "HOW NOT TO GO ON A FIRST DATE" written in ink on it, shouts "Motherfu—!" at his mistake.