JAPANESE TITANIC

JAPANESE TITANIC is a Smosh video uploaded June 28, 2013.

Synopsis
What if the movie Titanic was translated into Japanese with a crappy online translator, then translated back to English?

Script
Narrator: Titanic.

Rose (Ian): Backstay does not come close!

Jack (Anthony): I take my hand. Would pull back to within you.

Rose: You do not stay where you are at. Jump I will. Mean I do.

Jack: No, you do not N. Next scene Rose: Do not know the procedure I.

Jack: However, to move in with me. Think do not.

(They dance)

Music: ''Welcome to the ball.  Wel-el-el-el-elcome to the ball.  P-p-pick me back girl.  P-p-pick me back girl.'' Next scene Jack: Please. Eyes close your. (hugs Rose)

Rose: I am fly, Jack. I am fly. Next scene Rose: Jack, I want to draw me like one of the girl of your French. You are wearing this...

Jack: All okay.

Rose: I am wearing this only... (takes off her dress)

(Jack makes sensual drawing)

Next scene

Rose: Mr. Andrews, I saw the iceberg you see it in your eyes. I please tell me the truth.

Thomas Andrews (Anthony): Ship will sink.

Cal (Anthony): What you say?

Next scene

Cal: Are you going where him? Is it possible? To whore in the gutter rats?

Rose: He would be your whore than my wife rather.

(Cal slaps Rose and they both whine)

Next scene

Child (Ian): We want mom is doing?

Mother (Anthony): Dear, wait just we.

Next scene

(Titanic starts to sink)

Jack: Take a deep breath before enter the water. We will hold it tight. The ship will suck us.

Next scene

(Rose and Jack are out of the Titanic)

Rose: I love you, Jack.

Jack: You, goodbye, please do not please do not say that you are good. Still, do not understand me?

Rose: I'm so cool.

Jack: You're going to get out of here. You're going up you go, and you to them. I'm going to watch the growth you go to a lot of baby warm old lady. And not from here, you, this night... do you understand me?

Rose: I do not feel my body.

Jack: Ticket, it is a rose, but the victory was the best thing that happened to me until now... And I am grateful for rose! It is necessary to preform this honor to me. You do not have a Rose we promise me now, and let go of that promise.

Rose: I promise.

Jack: Never let you go you.

Rose: I'll never let to let Jack go. I'll never let go I.

Jack: I-I'm still alive. (gets sunken by Rose)

Rose: Good buy Jack! (swims away in sings in memory)

''Every night in my dreams  I please see you  I feel you  How to know you, in other words, I go on.''

(Japanese sees the video)

Japanese man: What! Japanese people no speak terrible English that insufficient! (slams the table)

Deleted Scene #1
Jack: Sorry, long time, you're not going to please refer to your momma again... Cause we are doing to America! (Grabs the chips) Boy, full house!

Italian guy (Ian): Oh, I'm gonna the master bonjour spaghetti sauce.

Deleted Scene #2
(Rose fully drinks the glass of beer)

Rose: What? Do you think that it is impossible girl of the first class to drinking? (burps loudly, burps again, and giggles)

Cast
Anthony Padilla as Jack/Thomas Andrews/Cal/Mother

Ian Hecox as Rose/Child/Celine Dion

Michael Chen as Japanese Man

Lee Eisenhower as One-Eyed Man

Trivia/Goofs

 * This is the second time Ian and Anthony do the high-pitched cry with the first being Addicted to Honey Boo Boo Child when they were imitating Honey Boo Boo's Cry.
 * The plot of the episode is based on an Ian is Bored episode (Worst Japanese Dubbing Ever!), when Ian dubbed the classic video Crybaby in Japanese.
 * Titanic was last referenced in Stupid Movie Sequels.
 * Around the time the video was uploaded, Anthony was in Tokyo, Japan with Kalel Cullen.
 * The real Thomas Andrews didn't have a moustache nor did he wear a White Star Line uniform as Anthony does in this video.

Shut Up! Opening
"My nibbles are hard and I have icicles coming out from my nose. SHUT UP!"

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Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ds2Ai6HAo7Y