DRIVING ME CRAZY!!!

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- Shut Up! Opening "DRIVING ME CRAZY!!!" is a Smosh main channel video.

Synopsis
A narration says, "Once, there were two young men named Anthony and Ian and they were expecting a very important package in the mail." As Ian and Anthony walk out, Ian complains that they have to drive to get their mail and not have a hole on their door for their mail.

When they approach their cars, Ian asks who is driving. Anthony asks Ian to drive, but he tells Anthony to drive. Anthony complains that he drove last time, but Ian argues that he didn't. He says that he has logs to prove it, in which Anthony questions that he even keeps track every time they drive, but also asks what Big Al's Play Pen is. Ian says that Big Al's Play Pen is a toy store as he gets the log back.

Anthony tells Ian that he's not driving, but Ian demands him to. Anthony says that there's a "creepy Sherpa" living in his car, though Ian doesn't believe it and responds to this by saying, "Right, and I'm a gay wrestler." Anthony thought that's what Big Al's Play Pen is, but Ian says that he was "being facetious". Anthony says that he broke his foot, but when Ian asks when, Anthony gets a nearby sledgehammer and smashes his left foot with it to make it look like he broke it recently. Ian counters this by saying that unlike Anthony, he needs his left foot to drive because he drives a manual and smashes his own foot with the sledgehammer. Anthony tells Ian that he ran out of gas, but Ian starts to fill Anthony's car with gas. Anthony tries to take the gas tank from Ian, but he ends up throwing it, hitting a random guy who was lighting a cigarette and setting him on fire. Ian says that he can't drive if he can't see and squirts his eyes with lemon juice. Anthony says that he can't drive if he's not alive and points a gun to his head.

However, he hears the door to his car close and Ian is in the car. Anthony tells Ian to get out of his car, but Ian pretends to put his window up and pretends not to hear Anthony. Anthony starts to pretend to put the windows down, but Ian tries to close the window, only to complain that he "broke it". A Sherpa suddenly appears and starts feeling Ian's hair. Ian screams and gets out of the car, finally giving up and deciding to drive. Anthony and the Sherpa give a thumbs up to each other.

Ian and Anthony drive to the mailbox, which is only about ten feet away from their house. Ian complains that he shouldn't drive all the time as they leave the car. Anthony tells Ian that he didn't bring the key and is angry at Ian when he learns that he didn't bring the key either. The car suddenly runs out of gas, making Anthony wonder how they're going to get back home (even though they're a walking distance). Ian suggests that they call 911, but Anthony tells Ian that he'll walk home and send someone to rescue them. Anthony tells Ian that if he doesn't make it back alive, he wants Ian to know that he's been a "really... terrible friend" before he sets off on his journey.

The narrator says, "And so, Anthony Padilla began his long arduous trip through the barren wasteland. Without food, water or basic survival gear, he barely made it home alive. Unfortunately, his legs were severely frostbitten and had to be amputated." It then reveals that it was a story told by a history teacher in the future, who then asks his students if they have any questions. A student named Ryan Sweeney asks, "Did people from the past really think we'd dress this stupid?" Back in the past, Ian was waving a flag and grabs a ladder as help finally arrives.

Anthony's Journey Home
Anthony is trying to walk back home. However, from Day 1 to Day 12, Ian can still seem him and he was only walking very little and was still on the sidewalk next to the mailbox Ian and Anthony drove to. It took Day 12 to Day 46 for Anthony to crawl with frostbitten legs to the house. He finally makes it home, and wants ice cream. However, he sees that Sherpa ate the last scoop of ice cream in the house, which makes Anthony outraged.

Script
DRIVING ME CRAZY!!!/Script

Subscription Ending
"Thanks for subscribing and-- why is the Sherpa licking your feet?"

Trivia / Goofs

 * In real life, it would only take 12 steps from the Smosh house to the mailbox.
 * Big Al's Play Pen is an obvious parody of Al's Toy Barn from Toy Story 2.
 * Ian only got 44 rocks to spell out "HELP." A real helicopter wouldn't see that unless it was only 1,000 or 100 feet up in the air above the house.
 * Ian's line "YOU'RE GONNA TAKE MY GAS AND YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT!!!" is a parody of SpongeBob SquarePants' line "GARY! YOU ARE GOING TO FINISH YOUR DESSERT AND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT!!!" from the Season 2 episode "Dying for Pie."
 * Some of the pictures in Mr. Cho Ode were the original Smosh logo with Ian and Anthony in the high five ending from "Left Handed," Oprah Winfrey, Barack Obama doing a thumbs up, the cast of the Twilight film saga, Osama bin Laden, a Na'Vi from James Cameron's Avatar, Lady Gaga, Britney Spears, and Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig from the Askcharlie theme song "The best show on the Internet" verse.
 * This is the 8th video in total to be dubbed by El Smosh.
 * Ian claimed that he drove a manual, which is actually true.

Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1urxclRYqV8