Smosh Comics Issue 3

Super Virgin Squad
Billy is begrudgingly training three possible new members of the virgin squad. A girl named Tamar who can control bricks with her mind, a boy named Russ who can amplify radio signals, and Amanda. Amanda is unable to harness her VHI and connect with her powers and gets frustrated. Billy and her are about to break into an argument but are interrupted by Paulie.

He explains that a group of bullies are attempting to shake down an innocent nerd at the ice-cream shop. The virgins burst in to come to the boys defense but when a cop walks in, the bullies leave of their own accord.

Three days later at the V-Cave, Tamar revealed she has seen Amanda dating one of the bullies.

Amanda's new boyfriend tells her that, like him, her powers are not linked to virginity. She is finally able to conjure them. Instead, hers seem to be linked with anger.

The Crosstown Rivals and the Super Virgin Squad engage in an epic (lame) fight where it is revealed that Russ has been working with the rivals the entire time. Amanda shows up to tell Paulie superpowers do not come from virginity, but Paulie explains she doesn't understand the ways in which their way of life connects them to their powers. She leaves as Billy wonders what to do with his life. Paulie figures no matter where their powers may come from, they have a duty to protect the weak nerds of the world. Stevie vows the Super Virgin Squad will always be there to help those in need.

That Damn Neighbor
Benny-Jean's girlfriend is won over by That Damn Neighbor.

Characters

 * Billy Hamburger aka Captain Copter
 * Tamar aka Bricktress: A potential new member of the squad, with the ability to control bricks with her mind.
 * Russ aka Radio Russ: A traitor who can broadcast radio waves.
 * Amanda Cuddy
 * Paulie P. aka Jawbreaker
 * Dwayne: A bullying victim the virgin squad attempts to defend.
 * Steeleprick: Leader of the Crosstown Rivals
 * Alfonse aka Ashy Alfonse: A bully who starts a fling with Amanda.
 * Nancy aka Nohead Nancy: A member of the Crosstown Rivals.
 * Becky aka Becky Bad-Taste: A member of the Crosstown Rivals
 * Stevie Berry aka Dr. Hugsly
 * Phil

Covers
The main cover features Stevie and Billy ogling three scantly clad babes and Paulie ogling two muscle bound hunks. The variant cover depicts Ian and Anthony as Link and Zelda.