Best Toy Ever!/Script

Before the song
In the house

narrator: Three, two, one, go!

(Anthony shakes the Wii Remote)

Ian: (sings) ''This is the best day of my life,  'Cause I love my Happy Cow!''

Anthony: What are you singing?

Ian: It's my Happy Cow.

Anthony: What does it do?

Ian: (gasps) The most amazing thing ever.

(Ian and Anthony looked at the Happy Cow flying in circles)

Anthony: This is stupid! (leaves)

Later that night

(Ian still kept staring at the Happy Cow while it flies over Anthony when he's sleeping)

Anthony: The hell are you doing?

Ian: You sure you don't wanna play with me?

Anthony: No, that's only for little kids. Stop!

Ian: You're a mean friend! (starts to leave while crying)

Anthony: Fine, I'll play with your stupid cow.

Ian: YAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!!!!!!

After Part 1 of the song
At the table

(Ian feeds his Happy Cow milk)

Anthony: Have you even slept?

Ian: Must always play.

After Part 2 of the song
In the bathroom

Anthony: (makes the sound of broken glass) Stop playing with that stupid thing! (takes the toy) You're not a little kid anymore! (throws Happy Cow in the trash)

(Ian cries and runs away)

Happy Cow: (sings in a creepy voice) ''Happy Cow, Happy Cow, will never go away.  Happy Cow, Happy Cow, forever you will play.'' (hypnotizes Anthony)

Anthony: Forever.

After Part 3 of the song
In the living room

Happy Cow: PLAY WITH ME ANTHONY, PLAY

Anthony: Must always play. (breathes heavily)

In Anthony's room

Ian: (opens the door) Anthony?!

(Anthony breathes heavily while wearing a cow costume and then Ian breathes heavily)

Ian: Can I play?

In the living room

Ian and Anthony: (plays with Happy Cow) Yeah! (makes random noises while laughing)

(multiple pictures appear every millisecond, some of them are creepy and somewhat disturbing)

Happy Cow: PLAY WITH ME

narrator: Happy Cow, available in stores now.