Sex Ed Rocks

Sex Ed Rocks is a Smosh video uploaded on November 21, 2008.

Brief Synopsis: Smosh and I Set My Friends On Fire present a music video about what REALLY happens to boys during puberty.

Introduction
A message reads:

'In 2005, Smosh was hired to make a sex education video for their high school. They were told to make it informative and appealing to kids. When the music video was played for their class, they were immediately expelled from the school and the video was never seen again.'

Until now.

Billy is sitting on a park bench with a problem. A man comes over and politely asks Billy what's wrong. Billy states he's feeling strange on his crotch. The man asks if it could be the ice cream Billy dropped on his pants. Billy confirms this and states that he's also growing hair down there. The man is disgusted by this and wonders if Billy's a "sick werewolf freak." Frustrated, Billy loudly asks "CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT'S HAPPENING TO MY BODY?!" At that moment, the band I Set My Friends On Fire begins to play their Sex Ed song. The lyrics are as follows:

''There comes a time In every man's life When he grows hair Where it used to be bare I know you're feeling weird But you should be happy You don't have a vagina That would be crappy 'Cause periods suck And commas rule This is sex education Not grammar, fool''

''When she gives you affection You better wear protection That skank might have an infection Are you paying close attention In Sex Ed (in Sex Ed) Remember what you read (remember what you read) Just forget what the others have said Run them through your head Use your brain before you go to bed''

''It only takes one sperm cell To make a baby And if you think that they are cute Then you must be crazy Babies suck 'cause they barf, poo, and cry They have the ability to pee in your eye Babies suck 'cause they barf, poo, and cry They have the ability to pee in your eye OH MY GOD IT BURNS!!!''

''And did we mention The risk of getting STDs Not just gross hookers have it Even Dennis Rodman could get a bit You don't know who Dennis Rodman is? Well maybe you should watch more basketball Wait a second this is not about sports Quick fact You can't get girls when wearing these shorts''

''When she gives you affection You better wear protection That skank might have an infection Are you paying close attention In Sex Ed (in Sex Ed) Remember what you read (remember what you read) Just forget what the others have said Run them through your head Use your brain before you go to bed.''

(Guitar solo)

Billy: I still don't get it.

''Your body's growing You will get hairy Your puny voice will start to change And your no-no place will feel a bit strange Your pits will stink You will get zits on your face Without this knowledge you will scare girls away So listen to this song every day!''

After the song is done, Billy says "That song was stupid". A few seconds later, the band is beating up Billy for what he said. As this happens, Billy retracts what he said and tells them their song rocks while they continue beating him.

Trivia/Goofs

 * This video features the band I Set My Friends On Fire. Despite popular belief, they are the ones who recorded the song for Smosh.
 * None of the band members are playing real instruments, the ones they use are an inflatable toy guitar, an echo microphone, and a Wii drumset.
 * An 8-Bit Instrumental version of this song is apart of the music track in Level 4 of Super Head Esploder-X.
 * Due to the parody of the "Heavy Metal" style of singing, most of the song's lyrics are incomprehensible without captions.
 * This video was nominated for a Webby Award in 2009 for "Experimental & Weird", but lost.
 * The video contains sex scenes which led to it being banned.

Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_6ItxioUco