Jake

"I am tired of you treating me like I'm some kind of idiot! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go play on my new seahorse!"

- Jake, to Simon.

Jake is a minor character on Smosh. His only appearance was in the 2006 video "Three Wishes", in which he was played by Ian Hecox.

Personality
Jake is depicted as rash and foolish, seeming to act without thinking of the repercussions of his actions (of which he seems to be often ignorant of), for which Simon berates him.

Appearance
Jake has brown hair cut into a bowl cut, blue eyes, and light skin. He wears a featureless white long-sleeve shirt, light-colored cargo shorts, and black sandals.

"Three Wishes"


As Jake sits in the sand, rubbing two small sticks together in an attempt to start a signal fire, he is approached by an irritated Simon, who reminds Jake that signal fires only last if they are built in a pit and proceeds to dig a hole to demonstrate this, finding a bong in the process. Jake comes over and tries to "play" the bong, confusing it for a flute, before throwing it away when it does not work. When the bong lands in the sand, a pothead Genie is released, who promises to grant three wishes.

While Simon is thinking over his wishes, Jake rashly wishes for popcorn and, most likely the new pink flamingo and seahorse he is seen with. Unfortunately, the popcorn came unpopped, a fact Jake tells to Simon once the latter turns around and asks why the Genie is gone and if they can still use their third wish. Jake, unaware of the magnitude of opportunity he wasted, exclaims that he is fed up with Simon treating him like an idiot and runs to the ocean to play with his new seahorse.