Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-79.101.199.57-20140318135655/@comment-109.93.85.35-20151028214421

Small idea:

(a wordplay of sorts)

The very known, and somewhere overused, expression such as (for example) "rule of thumb" viewed differently for comedic purposes (intentionaly cheesy):  - so now there's this guy whose name is Rule (or a variation of the spelling - maybe: Rool) and there's, like, his band/fellowship/tribe/whatever which is called Thumb (yea' sure - a variation of the spelling - e.g. Thaam), so now he's 'Rool... of Thaam' and he's TOUGH - deep voice, arms crossed, sunglasses, ...like... bandana, beard, beerbelly... an eagle on his right shoulder... belches (Rool, not the eagle ...but eagle would be funnier), spits to the side... ANNNDDD the eagle's name is Chip! ;D Get it? (Has a chip on his shoulder. ...probably already overused joke but with parrots...) ... AND Rool is in a great big ever-so-big quarel with a tall dude named Pys who is part of the Keik fellowship. (Pys of Keik.) AND the same tatoo Pys has on his arm he also has on his leg and the tatoo has a slogan on a waving band reading "UNARM! END A LAG!" - so we see he is a pacifist as well. ...So it's two fellowships encountering eachother basically (by the way all of them have their names tatooed under their necks in some interesting ways cause they all think it's so cool and practical - that way everyone knows everyone else's name and can read it in case someone forgets it for any reason). So Pys stops in front of Rool (by the way - they encounter each other in a desert so they are annoyed by the Sun, and sweaty), and they stare at eachother's eyes, annoyed by each others presence as well... and then Rool breaks the w.. silence: Rool:"So... how much did those tatoos cost you?", Pys: "!! SON-OF-A !!..." - one of his mates stops him "Hold it Pys! ...Don't let him *piss*you off...", Pys pulls his hand away, P:"Why don't you unarm Rool?! Why don't you unarm?...", R: "Unarm? Look what you Keikers did to maboes!" - points to the three dudes with bark super-glued all over their bodies - one of the dudes, with hidden anger, nods negatively and says: "...You sure *barked-up the wrong three* this time.", and such and such...

[everyone has a permission to use this sketch idea]