Jurassic Pokemon/Script

EXT. IN A HELICOPTER

THE HELICOPTER STARTS TO LAND ON THE ISLAND

OAK

Welcome to my island.

NARRATOR

One deranged millionaire professor.

In the park

Oak: You're both experts in ancient Pokémon fossils. So I think you're gonna find this place very interesting.

Narrator: Two idiot scientists.

In the lab

(holds a tiny Beedrill)

Oak: I've managed to extract the DNA from this preserved Pokémon.

Grant: The Pokémon became preserved in amber. Brilliant!

Oak: What?! No, it just fell in my jell-o. (twists the bottle cap and drinks the jell-o)

narrator: And I guess jell-o is in this movie too.

Later on

Grant: (touches the eggs) What kind of eggs are these?

Oak: They're Pokémon.

Grant: Real Pokémon?

On the park

Sattler: (gasp) Look!

(the screen shows five Mankeys and two Snorlaxes)

Grant: It's so, beautiful.

Oak: Welcome to Jurassic Pokémon Park.

narrator: Nothing could go wrong.

In the basement

Grant: You're breeding a Charizard? That's insane!

Oak: No actually, we cross-bred a Charizard with a Pikachu. I call it "Pikachar".

Grant: Is it dangerous?

Oak: Nah.

(blood splatters on the wall)

Oak: Uh, that's just hot sauce.

On the park

Sattler: Maybe we shouldn't be messing with Mother Nature. This could really come back to bite us in the ass.

Grant: Wow, it's almost like you're foreshadowing the events that are going to happen. And so later when all the Pokémon break loose, we could be like, "Huh, I guess we should've listened to that smart woman and not mess with Mother Nature."

Oak: Bros, chill out! Nothing bad is gonna happen, unless of course the power were to go out with some catastrophic storm. But, (giggles) that will never happen!

narrator: Or could it.

In the lab

token guy: The power to the entire park is out.

Oak: Even my tanning salon? (looks up) NOOOOOOOO!

narrator: Oh shizzle.

In a jeep on the park

(rumbling noises are heard which make the glass shake)

Lex: What the hell was that?

Grant: Sorry, (takes out his jell-o) jell-o gives me gas. (eats the jell-o)

(more rumbling noises are heard)

Billy: Oh, (takes out his jell-o) that one was me. (eats his jell-o)

(more rumbling noises are heard)

Grant: Augh. Okay, that definitely wasn't me!

(Pikachar sneaks up from behind and roars causing Grant, Billy, and Lex to scream in fear)

narrator: Starring a token black guy.

In the lab

token guy: Most of us probably ain't gonna make it, especially me (takes out his Jell-o) 'cause I'm the black guy. (starts to eat his Jell-o)

narrator: A stereotypical Australian hunter guy with no peripheral vision.

On the park

(an Austrailian hunter tries to hunt Pokémon)

Magikarp: Karp!

hunter: (puts down his gun) Clever cur.

Magikarp: (kills the hunter with its super effective splash attack) Karp!

narrator: A woman who can't tell the difference between real and fake hands.

In the lab

Sattler: (felt a fake arm) Oh thank good you're here stereotypical Australian hunter guy. (pulls in the arm, found out it was fake and screams; she does this two more times) Seriously?! (throws away the arm)

narrator: And an annoying boy in a stupid hat who screams like a high-pitched girl.

On the park

(Billy runs while yelling at a high-pitched voice)

Grant: Oh shut up! (pushes Billy away from him)

Lex: Nice one! (high-fives Grant)

(Grant laughs)

narrator: And don't forget all that f***ing jell-o.

In the lab

(Sattler eats some jell-o)

In the kitchen

(Lex, Sattler, Grant, the token guy, and Oak hide behind the counter)

Grant: Are you sure we're safe in here?

Sattler: Yes, unless they figure out how to open doors.

(Pikachar rings the doorbell)

token guy: I'll get it. (stands up and rushes to the door)

Grant: (tries to stop him) No no, no!

token guy: Who is it? (opens the door)

(Pikachar eats the token guy making Grant, Sattler, Oak, and Lex scared,they scream in terror)

narrator: Wait! There's no way the token black guy died already, right?

(Pikachar drags the token guy's dead body out of the door)

narrator: Okay. Never mind.

Sometime later

(Lex screams after seeing Pikachar)

Grant: (pushes Lex to Pikachar) Shut up!

(Pikachar eats Lex)

Grant: God, who puts these annoying-ass kids in this movie?!

(Oak caught a fake arm while Grant was talking)

narrator: There's no way they can stop them.

In the lab

Grant: There's only one way we can stop them.

narrator: Oh, I guess I'm wrong.

Grant: We've gotta, (shows a Pokéball) catch 'em all.

In the hallway

narrator: This fall,

(Grant takes off his hat to show Ash's hat and Pikachar roars)

narrator: pray to God, that you can catch 'em all.

(Ash throws the Pokéball at Pikachar, but the ball doesn't causing Pikachar to grunt at Grant)

Ash: Aw s**t!

narrator: (shows the symbol of the movie) Jurassic Poképark. Yep, Hollywood's not even trying anymore.

To See More and Thanks for Subscribing
Oak: Hello, fellow Pokémon trainers.

Grant: Jell-O!

Oak: To see deleted scenes from this video, and bloopers, click the video on the right.

Grant: What about the Jell-O?

Oak: Shut up with the Jell-O already! Anyway, to see our Pokémon in Real Life series, click the other video on the right.

Grant: And click the subscribe button if you're not an idiot! Oh no, too much Jell-O! (Vomits)

Oak: Aw man, these are my shamelessly-tell-people-to-click-things-on-the-screen shoes!

Epilogue
In the helicopter

(Sattler, Grant, and Oak escaped the island)

Oak: I'm sorry I caused all of this. I guess I shouldn't have never messed with Mother Nature.

(Grant vomits on Oak's shoes)

Oak: Aw damn it, these are my give-a-hard-felt-speech-about-learning-my-lesson-at-the-end-of-the-movie shoes! (sniffs)

Deleted Scene #1
Sattler: (has fake arms thrown on her) I had it with these mother f***ing seven hands on my mother f***ing shoulders.

Deleted Scene #2
Grant: It appears they are attracted to movement and light.

Billy: I know, let's flash our flashlights around like idiots!

Lex: Okay!

(Billy and Lex flash their flashlights around and waves them around)

Lex: (flashes her flashlights on Billy) I'm flashing you!

(Billy flashes his flashlights on Lex and still laughs)

Grant: Cool, they're making shadow puppets or something!

Deleted Scene #3
On the park

Oak: Now go take an unsupervised visit in my park; and take those two annoying kids with you.

Billy and Lex: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! (keeps on cheering)

(Grant and Sattler got weird out by Billy and Lex. Oak flips Billy and Lex the middle finger)