SUPER MARIO MAKER (Honest Game Trailers)

Super Mario Maker is the 82nd installment of Honest Game Trailers released January 26, 2016.

Script
From the company that's just now figuring out how the Internet works (Nintendo) comes the game where they finally got tired of making Mario titles and said, "You know what? F*ck it. Just make the levels yourself." Super Mario Maker.

Jump into the glorified level editor that is Mario Maker and get ready to live out the dream of every nerd that grew up in the '90s, as you craft your own vision of the ideal Mario level and come to the realization that good level design is hard, but trolling people with invisible blocks and giant flying Bowsers is easy. (shows Mario in a difficult level) You are a terrible person.

Experience the creation tool set that makes Little Big Planet look like Dwarf Fortress; and user-friendly design, combined with the decades you've spent playing Mario games, to make designing intricate levels intuitive and fast. And, uh, then you get to jump around in them, so there's that.

Create unique masterpieces of level design in the style of three separate Mario classics, and the sh*t they're calling Mario games these days, then tear the fabric of the space-Mario continuum as you bring enemies and items from the new games back into the old ones, in a move that breaks canon almost as much as when they stuffed Anakin into the original Star Wars movies. And we're still never gonna get a Mario 2 tile set! C'mon, Nintendo!

Push the limits of the Mario design space as far as you can, as you fill your level with devious traps, giant monsters, and annoying sound effects. Then upload your creation as you realize you've made a huge mistake, as you repeatedly die to the same bullsh*t you yourself designed. (tries to get across a level) Oh. Okay, almost made it, almost there. (dies) Oh, f*** me!

Once you're done creating your magnum opus, dive into the infinite pile of user-created stages, featuring normal-ass Mario levels, wacky concept levels, levels clearly designed by children, incredibly complicated Rube Goldberg machines, music levels straight out of Mario Paint, and, uh, whatever this is (sees "My Wife Left Me" spelled out in coins), in a ceaseless cornucopia of Mario content that will last you until the end of time. It's like I've died and gone to very specific heaven.

Then, after you've honed your Mario skills through hundreds of levels, get ready to uncover the dark, sadistic true face of Mario as you challenge the type of bullsh*t previously seen, only in ROM hacks, like: impossible jumps, ridiculous puzzles, and one-way death traps. (makes his way through a difficult level) I mean, just look at this crap. This level was clearly designed by a serial killer.

So, throw away the graph paper, bust out that Amiibo collection, and get ready to follow in the footsteps of the great Shigeru Miyamoto by defacing his greatest creation with a bunch of badly-designed content. Good job!

Starring Shrooms (Goombas), Kappa (Koopas), Magic Mike (Magikoopa), MC's Hammer (Hammer Brothers), Wowser (Bowser), Cosplay (Samus Aran), Creeper Mario, and Bob Hoskins (Mario).

Super Money Maker.

Hey, it's even got the fly swatting game from Mario Paint in it. Not bad, Nintendo, not bad.