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More hilarious ideas! :-D

(anyone can use these ideas too, this is just a convenient place to write it down ...cause there is no need to bother with signing in to make this sketch idea note)

Idea: "If Schwartzenegger showed up in that movie"

For example "Jurassic Park" - in the entire original movie they run around and hide from dangerous dinosaurs trying to escape with the least trouble and contact, but then pick some really dramatic scene and the most ridiculous place for Arnold to pop out from greased up and pumped up (someone in a muscle suit I guess) with a frekin' machine gun and bandoliers yelling the famous lines with his accent overdone - from a desperate situation to ridiculosly hyped action in a split second - he's like - screw this runing-and-hiding let's go into them commando style: "Come oen, come oen! ...Hurry!", (shooting and shouting) "Screeew yooou Carcharodontosaauruuuus!" RATATATATATATA! (muzzle flashing and smoke), dinosaurs falling left and right, knife flies from Arnolds hand - boom, rolls on the ground, there's a helicopter lowering down rope ladders "Come oen! Git to da choppa!!!", done.

Or even some more ridiculous mashups - some movie with an infinitely finickey plot - some drama with old ladies or a romantic drama/comedy or old movies like "Gone with the wind" or something - where the entire movie revolves around a single thing that is very Very important and would prolong all the way to the very end of the movie but all of the sudden Arnold comes out of a frekin' mailbox and jumps and rolls and makes tea while breaking the entire kitchen in the process of doing so, and then feeds breakfast to the entire family really quickly cause they have to go somewhere - YEAH!: - the movie "National Lampoon's Vacation" (the Griswolds; Chevy Chase) - "Into the car! Come oen!" - they jump into the car and then Arnold drives them mad action style and basically does the entire movie plot in two minutes. Or whatever movie it would be laughably out of place for such crazy action. "E.T." - takes the alien under his armpit, puts him in a basket on that small bicycle and drives off like crazy (after a lot of commando style breking through). "Lord of the rings" - "Come oen Mr Frodo! We must take that ring to the thing! Hurry! Aaaa!" - jumps through the closed glass window, shoots, puts his hand through said window to the door handle and opens the door from the inside, drops a grenade "Quick! Give me your hand! Ruuun!"; later: "Here, hold this." - hands Gandolf a mini cannon, shoots a rocket from a rocket launcher at Barad-Dur, later: makes out with Galadriel, (Plot? What plot?); later jumps out of a bush and yells: "Screeew yooou Smeagle!" runs by him with Frodo under his armpit; later: "Sauron, I need your clothes your boots and your unicycle!" -"I'm not Sauron, I'm Saruman." -"Don't bullsh** me!" and so on... (never watched entire "Lord Of The Rings" movie by the way)

Bonus idea: - Rambo (whole circus: bandoliers, long hair, headband, sweaty, necklace, no shirt, panicked but cool) - a mashup of a regular every day things with Rambo style action - like almost missing a bus but barely running inside and then waiting for the next bus stop with outmost suspense facing the bus door while looking left and right holding the weapon and sweating and breathing heavily (the rest of the passengers looking at him like wtf xD, and camera shows him from distance from behind - so it looks silly), and then bus door opens at the next stop and he prepares and then runs out yelling Rambo style into an empty silent street all the way down the street then turns confused, rolls, looks left and right while kneeling on one knee, hides behind a tree, jumps into a trash container, closes the lid as fast as he could, waits, waaaaaits... lifts the lid a bit and lurks, puts the lid down slowly - everyone in the bus just watches him from that bus at the bus stop and thinks "Wtf...", then the bus closes and passengers just continue with what they were doing before that. xD And other everyday situations made Rambo style.