Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-79.101.199.57-20140318135655/@comment-178.223.75.253-20140424225945

What would Smosh look like in, like, 2018      - maybe that would be a good idea for a Smosh video, maybe not - what do you think? Something like: you hear Ian's wife and then Anthony's wife yelling from inside their separate houses that they must take out the trash, buy groceries and take babies out for fresh air - so while they go out pushing prams and mumbling something grumpy they meet down the road and talk some stuff. Anthony's phone rings, he reads the message and then emotionlessly says "Hey, look we now have 168 million subscribers.", Ian replies equally emotionlessly "Great." - cause they are used to it going up and up. -"...Hey, wanna make that sketch video for that fancy toilet manufacturing company later today?", -"Yea' sure why not...". Later, back at home, you see Ian taking his jacket from a closet - and the closet is full of money top to bottom - it's falling out badly so he kicks it back in mumbling "Darn money [...] that sh** is all over the place [...] can't even hang my coat [...] tripping on it [...]". Of to the next scene: since they are really super-famous they get, like, a suitcase of money for each and every time they mention a product or service in their videos - but they are running out of ideas (most skeches are like: -"Hey, like, look at this product, um, we totally like it.", -"Yeah, this product is so great.", -"Yea', like, it's totally funny so we recommend you buy it and stuff."), but this sketch goes something like: Anthony's old toilet becomes evil and it talks (with its lid, duh) - the toilet bowl from hell (fire and smoke from it's "mouth" - holly sh** it almost bit him!) - and it chases him all over the house, and then Ian hears him yelling and panicing so he comes to see what's happening and then (when he realizes the predicament of the situation) he takes a nearby bat and he runs to the yard to save Anthony and so he whacks the toilet "on the head" but then it turns on him so Anthony takes... um... the barbershop pole (cause it hangs out sometimes) and they both totally smash in the toilet into million tiny pieces, and then they figure - now they don't have a toilet any more so they have to go to, like, "Toilets'r'us" and when they come there it's like "Willy Wonka and the chocolade factory"... except with toilets, right, and funny looking oompa-loompas with plungers ...and smeared faces; and so finaly they are convinced to buy the latest model which costs a c**p-tone of money and they fly on it back home and it installs itself and it becomes their best friend ("BFF forever") and everyone lives happily ever after. The End. ...Except the pieces of the old broken toilet start merging like droplets (molten by the hot summer sunlight) and then it is last seen running away behind the corner of their neighbours house laughing crazily after proclaiming something fiendishly adequate. And it flips its finger a them. (How rude.) And then finally, when the video-shoot was wrapped-up an excentric Japanise fancy toilet making company's representative pops-up on the set (with a monocle on one of his eyes   and a cilinder on his bald noggin   and a lit cigare      with all colors of colorful smoke gushing out of it) - he's delighted, clapping his hands (and feet?) and laughing his a** off, jumping beside himself with joy (saying stuff in Japanise of course, but there is an uptight translator there who does his job efficiently) while the duo just stands and smiles politely, and then he commends them on a job hilariously excelently well done and gives them a bulging suitcase from which a lot of money sticks out, and then he runs out. Finally Anthony says "Whoow, look at the time, I got to go! I'm late - missis Padilla is gonna punch me in da face.", Ian replies: "Yea' me too bro, tonight's my turn to change the diapers.", so they go home.