LOST AND ALONE IN MINECRAFT (Super Mari Fun Time)

Lost and Alone in Minecraft is the seventy-sixth installment for the Smosh Games series Super Mari Fun Time.

Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcsr7CICL4Q

Overview
''Mari and Lasercorn have been separated in the world of Minecraft, and now Mari is lost and all alone. They must cross the wild landscape in search of each other, but countless perils lie between them.''

First day
Mari welcomes her viewers to another episode. She explains that she and Lasercorn were separated some time before the episode and that she spent an hour trying to find anything valuable, resulting in her being far from their house. She asks Lasercorn where he is, to which he states that he is at their house, which has, since the previous episode, been expanded to include three floors total and a few balconies. This is due to Mari having spent a very long time on it, Lasercorn comparing it to crack as if she is addicted to the game.

Lasercorn steps inside and sees a glass structure with water in it and wants to put fish in it. Mari wants to go to bed and Lasercorn moves toward the area with beds, which is on a balcony with a large glass window providing an almost panoramic view of the outside. Mari puts down a bed and the two go to sleep. Lasercorn teases her by telling the audience that Mari believes that she is invincible to mobs when she is in bed, which is, according to him, true as she has yet to be attacked by mobs while in bed. Mari further supports this by stating how she has used a bed in a forest "a zillion times" without being attacked, something Lasercorn states he never does.

Second day
Lasercorn informs Mari that he has relocated his bedroom in their house to the third floor, which she is fine with. They agree that the first floor is now their "common room" and Lasercorn decides to leave a few chests down there. Mari, still attempting to find her way back to the house, checks her coordinates and appears to be going in the correct direction. She shears a sheep and comments on its nudity. Lasercorn asks her if she is doing that, and she confirms while smiling and "making them naked". She sings Baa Baa Black Sheep in a deep voice, calling it her "man's voice".

Mari sees her hunger bar notably low, as well as Lasercorn, who has no food but is moving out of the house to go hunting. Mari asks for the house's coordinates, which are (-262, 175). Mari looks at her coordinates and sees that she is a long distance away. Lasercorn finds an open field with plenty of animals, calling his a good hunting ground. Mari states that her coordinates at that time are (-45, 1822), which leaves Lasercorn incredulous. Mari worries that she will not see Lasercorn during the episode.

Mari mines a pumpkin and puts it on her head. She likes it but realizes that it greatly reduces vision. She regrets putting it on and moves back, but due to restricted vision, stumbled into a small chasm. She landed in water, however, breaking her fall, but it carried her into the cave. Mari moves out of the water to remove the pumpkin from her head and sees an iron deposit in the cave. Meanwhile, Lasercorn puts chicken into the furnace to cook. Mari asks whether bats are hostile, to which he says no.

Mari notices her hunger bar is dangerously low. Lasercorn offers to bring her food, which he can do if she gives him her coordinates. Mari tells him to go east as she is going west. Lasercorn realizes that he does not have a bed, knowing that if he is killed without a bed he will spawn in the house with all of his belongings lost. He decides to get to their house as the sun is setting. As Lasercorn hurries back to the house, Mari comments on the sunset and wants to take a selfie. Lasercorn wants her to sleep, but Mari takes out her phone and takes a selfie of herself in front of her computer screen showing the sunset. Lasercorn tells her to go to sleep, and she complies.

Third day
Mari hears a skeleton and Lasercorn tells her to kill it. He asks how much food she has, to which she replies that she has a decent amount. While Mari struggles with the skeleton, Lasercorn mines his bed and goes to find Mari. He asks if she is still at -1000, and Mari corrects him by stating that she was previously at 1800, and was now at 1500. Lasercorn, confused, asks if her coordinate is positive or negative. Upon learning it is positive, Lasercorn is left dumbfounded again as to how she got so far from their house. Mari agrees and wants Lasercorn to find her badly. Mari is left with merely a few apples, which she wants to save, but comes across a field with a large number of pigs, though only kills one.

After a slight mixup in coordinate comparison, Lasercorn finds that Mari is still no closer to their house. Mari argues that she has indeed covered some ground, but before she can give a reason she is distracted by a sheep with brown wool. Lasercorn is annoyed with Mari being easily distracted. Later, as the sun is going down, the two decide to go to bed to avoid mobs for the night.

Fourth day
Sometime the next day, the two are very nearing each other. Mari is in a lake and moves toward the middle of to make spotting her easier for Lasercorn, who is on a tall tree with a few lakes around him. Lasercorn moves closer to a lake and spots Mari, to her delight. Lasercorn comments on how long it took to find her. To celebrate, the two kill the squid in the lake. Lasercorn finds an ink sac in his inventory and asks Mari if she "wants [his] sack", to which she is slightly disgusted, but, knowing what ink sacs can be used for in Minecraft, decides "maybe later, if [she] want[s] to dye stuff". Lasercorn advises that they start heading back to their house, but Mari is distracted by a large nearby chasm in the woods. Lasercorn decides that he wants to explore it, however, and jumps into the water below him. Mari falls in but his a ledge on the way down, receiving minor damage. They see large deposits of iron and coal and go to mine it. Mari sees a few zombies behind Lasercorn who are hiding in the dark, away from the sunlight.

Lasercorn finds a hole in the cavern that goes much deeper. The two start mining their way down. Lasercorn mines himself off a ledge and falls into the cavern next to a creeper, which explodes, nearly killing him. Lasercorn starts placing torches in the cave while Mari jumps in, narrowly missing a creeper explosion above, but lands directly next to another creeper. It explodes and Mari is killed, much to her frustration. Lasercorn picks up Mari's belongings, and soon finds a lapis lazuli deposit, mistaking it for diamonds. Meanwhile, Mari sees the house and moves towards it, but is attacked by the skeleton. She runs to escape it, but before she gets inside, she walks to the front of it to provide the audience with a good view of the house, commenting on how it looks better at night. She shows off her bedroom (the room with the large glass window on the top floor) and her balcony.

Back in the cave, Lasercorn sees a slime fall to its death, splitting into smaller slimes. He escapes the cave by building upward, but comes across a few skeletons, killing one of them, but sees a large number of mobs in the area.

Fifth day
Jovenshire comes over next to Mari and decides to watch her. Mari asks him how to fix the water leak she caused by breaking the glass in the center of the house. Joven suggests she leave it like that in the hopes Lasercorn won't notice. Meanwhile, Lasercorn finds a village, and Mari tells him to ransack it. Lasercorn wants to build a sign, claiming one of the houses in the village as his own, but Mari encourages him to "take [the village] over". Lasercorn asks if he should murder the village's population, to which she says "hell yeah". Lasercorn complies and begins killing all of the villagers, feeling little remorse. During his murder spree he comes across a garden, remembering Mari's wanting of a garden. Mari suggests that he get his anger management checked out.

Lasercorn claims the village for himself, comparing his techniques to Manifest Destiny. Meanwhile, Mari shows Joven the top of the glass water container in the center of her house, where she states she will put fish in. Joven makes Mari jump in the container, and she is trapped. She curses Joven, who laughs and sings the trolling music. Mari starts worrying that she will die in there as her hunger bar is low and she has nothing in her inventory. She is glad, however, that she put everything in a chest, hence her inventory being empty. She runs out of oxygen in the tank and drowns as she attempts to swim back upward.

The scene switches to Mari on top of a large mushroom, with an up-skirt view of her legs. Elsewhere in the village, Lasercorn finds locates the blacksmith's building, as there is a furnace in it. He opens the chest in the house, which has bread, iron ingots, an iron sword, and iron horse armor. Lasercorn, amazed at what he found, made the blacksmith house his own. Meanwhile, Mari, still on the mushroom, shows her viewers her Minecraft skin, which is a girl who resembles Mari with an eyemask and a white hoodie with cat ears and a Smosh logo on the back. She explains to the audience that she found the skin on Skindex, made by Lucy3500. Mari further states that viewers can make skins for her and Lasercorn if they tweet them on Twitter, and they will wear the skin(s) and mention the creator of the skin(s) in the episode.

Back in the village, Lasercorn is making a sign with the words "Lasertown - All residents moved peacefully". He suggests that they farm in his newly named Lasertown. Mari is jealous that Lasercorn has his own town, and decides to end the episode there. Mari and Lasercorn bid the audience goodbye.

Trivia

 * Mari could have survived the creeper explosion in the cave if she had not fallen off a block, as she had very little health left.
 * It was inadvertently Mari who started the Lasercornia series, as she encourages Lasercorn to ransack the village and murder its population.