SURPRISE SLAPPED!

SURPRISE SLAPPED! is the 88th installment of the IanH show Lunchtime with Smosh.

Pre-video
Ian holds the camera zoomed in fairly close to him and in a dramatic voice, he makes eye contact with the viewers and greets them and tells them they are watching Lunchtime With Smosh. The animation then rolls.

Driving to lunch
The camera trained on the traffic on the left, Ian in an altered, crazy voice assigns traits in first person to the Hummer drivers passing, most having "small penises". Anthony believes they were actually military vehicles. The mood turns serious and they decide to keep what they are getting a secret since the viewers will be watching, anyway. Ian then lightens the mood once more and when they get to the restaurant, Ian sings the colors of the place in a very deep voice, although he may have altered his voice while editing the video.

In the drive-thru
Ian sarcastically highlights the fact that a restaurant having a drive-through means food. While at the window, Anthony suggests they should go to every single fast food place, order a bunch of food and leave without paying, in order to keep the staff fed, a concept which Ian eventually understands. At the window, Ian sensually but jokingly refers to the drive through staff as his future wife, which flashes across the screen. The woman is who barbershop pole slept with. She again appears and Anthony finally sees her and notices her tattoos. The word "t*t" is censored as the duo begin talking about tats or t*ts.

Ian and Anthony receive their food and Ian bids farewell to his future wife. They have some unintelligible conversation, but it seemingly has sexual connotations due to prior sexualization, albeit joking, of the waitress.

The camera pans to the bagged food at Ian's feet, who comically acknowledges that the food is very unhealthy.

Driving home
Anthony asks Ian if he would upload the lunchtime they were recording if this were the last lunchtime they recorded before Anthony's hypothetical death. Ian would so that he could profit from Anthony's demise and hopefully have someone else edit the video.

Lunchtime
The corndog Anthony bought possibly has a lot of money that Anthony could redeem. However, he jokingly is referring to the corndog itself having the money, and the corndog solely resembles a regular corndog.

Ian ordered a hot dog with a large pickle spear, which he refers to as a slice, diced white onion and tomato slices.

Each man dramatically takes his first bite.