15 HOUR ENERGY!/Script

Introduction
(Jim wakes up)

Narrator: Are you suffering from a lack of energy?

Jim: Y-yeah but-

Narrator: Have you tried six hour energy?

Jim: Y-Well I have-

Narrator: (throws the energy drink away) Six hours of energy isn't enough?

Jim: Okay, can you stop cutting me off-?

narrator: What you need is FIFTEEN-HOUR ENERGY!

Jim: Well, is it safe?

narrator: Just drink it!

(Jim drinks it and the narrator punches him)

Jim: Holy Balls, This Is Awesome!

(scene skips to Adrian and Tony drinking 15 hour energy)

Narrator: You bet your ass it is!

Tony and Adrian: YEAHHHHH!

(scene skips to Adrian exercising)

Narrator: 15 hour energy gives you 15 hours of constant, pulse pounding, earth shattering, penis crushing energy.

Narrator: Once you take a shot of this stuff, you'll never go back to a puny 5 or 6 hours of energy.

NARRATOR: 15 HOUR POWER!

(scene goes to Jim hyperactivley working at his computer and stamping papers)

Narrator: It's now been 7 hours, how do you feel?

Jim(in a hyperactive voice): Oh man, it's so good I can finally do so much more stuff now.

(Jim grabs the phone)

Jim: Susan, cancel my dinner plans.

(Jim puts phone back)

Jim(in a loud hyperactive voice): Oh man, I feel like my heart is going to explode and I'm gonna crap my pants, IT"S SO AWESOME!

(Jim types faster on the keyboard)

Narrator: But 15 hour energy isnt just for corporate slaves like that loser*Jim laughs maniacally*

Narrator: How do you use 15 hour energy?

Mother Testimonial
(Mother pulls out a skull on a tray out of the oven)

Mother: My daughter used to sneak out at night while I was sleeping, but thanks to 15 Hour Energy, I never sleep.

(mother stroking daughter's hair in bed while creepy music plays)

Mother: Thanks 15 Hour Energy.

NARRATOR: 15 HOUR PROWLER!!!

Gamer Testimonial
Gamer: (looks away from game) I use 15 Hour Energy to level up my Night Elf. (looks back at computer) Just look at her butt, it's so hot. Oh, just look at the pixel shading on her crack.

NARRATOR: 15 HOURS OF SEXY TIME!

Stephen Hawking Testimonial
COMPUTER: It used to take me hours to type a single sentence. But Thanks To 15-Hour Energy...

(Stephen Knocks Wheelchair Down)

Stephen: I don't need that s*** anymore!

NARRATOR: TURBO CHARGED ROBOT RAGE!

Ending
(Back to Jim, with blood stained all over his keyboard, still typing)

Narrator: It's been 13 hours, how do you feel now?

Jim: Must keep working, must never stop working, must always work, I love to work!

Boss: Jim, go home, everybody already left.

(Jim turns to his boss and screen turns red)

Jim (in distorted voice): NOT RIGHT NOW CHIEF, I AM IN THE FRICKING ZONE!

(Jim turns back to his computer and keeps typing)

Jim: I love work I am going I will keep on typing If I stop typing I will die *laughs maniacally*

(scene skips to Adrian lifting weights)

Narrator: Unlike 6 hour energy with a whomping 4 calories, 15 hour has half the calories, so you don't become a fat f**k like you were drinking 6 hour energy

(Stephen gives Tony a huge rock and Tony fell while carrying the rock)

Stephen: Pussy

(Back to Jim being unconcious and with foam coming out of his mouth and laying on his keyboard)

Narrator: its now been 15 hours, how do you feel?

Narrator: aww, it looks like someone could use another 15 hour energy.

(Narrator pours a bottle of 15 hour energy on Jim)

Narrator: There, now you will be better in no time.

(Scene goes to a scientist making a 15 hour energy drink)

Narrator: 15 hour energy was developed with years of scientific research and is all natural, contains 50,000% of your daily dose of vitamin B6, and(read slowly in complication) benzoylmethylecgonine, or to some people might refer to as cocaine.

(scientist spits out the drink and scene skips to a homeless man drinking 15 hour energy)

Homeless Man: Oh yeah, thats the stuff!

Narrator: 15 hour energy, because taking care of yourself with a proper diet and sleep is f**king stupid