Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-79.101.199.57-20140318135655/@comment-109.93.4.117-20140516191652

Just saw WatchUsLiveAndStuff vlog from May 15, 2014. - Anthony mentioned some "cirque du soleil" and Kalel is always rococo anyhow (0:43) - so, naturally, it was reminescent of those perculiar French royal people from the 18th century - with their white curly wigs with tails and black ribbons and powdered faces with some blush and leotards and thights and lace around sleeves and what not, and their manners and courtesy, pale and all in pastel colors - which is all kinda funny - so an idea for smosh sketch popped: A ROCOCO VLOGGER!

Everything done in complete costumes, scenography, courtyards and everything - jjust like back in that time and their way of thinking. Now Let's see. ...I GOT IT! :D - someone (teleporting fat guy for example) time-traveled and incidently dropped some famous youtube vlogger's iPhone in some French courtyard back in 1780s or something - and then a baffeled gardener found it (scratching his head and murmuring somtehing like "Quescuse diable..." (pardon my French) and panicing like a chimpanze when it started vibrating for some reason) and then he took it to his master - (who else): Ian (here: Jean) dressed completely like those royal French people with makeup, clean shaven white powdered face - full "circus" - talks in French accent too. Gardener almost cought him doing something really embaressing when he was entering the room. Ian takes the iPhone (imagine an eighteen-century person pondering on today's technology), and after a bit of random button pushing and tapping incidentally plays one of the videos of that vlogger to whom the iPhone belongs. Ian listens to him and figures he likes the idea very much, so, subsequently, he goes around the courtyard and streets vlogging about tea parties, fancy dress balls and masquerades, and how he personaly crafted his mask and stuff, and of course taking loads of good ol' selfies. Of course he shows it all to his aristocratic friend Anthony (here: Antoine) and they go on into discussing right there in the courtyard, with an actual harpsichord playing in the background, on how they think it works with basic Newtonian physics understanding of the world and science - all with copper etching drawings of schematics with faces drawn in the skies blowing wind from their puckered lips (Newtonian - I mean - it has an apple depicted on it anyhow), and they go around showing-off with their iPhone to people like some posers (and all those real issues). Then they employ their servants to go back and forth carying the iPhone in an envelope sealed with red wax and royal stamp (all that good stuff) as part of their corespondance (random-out something hilarious for this), and then some fancy-pants 18th century scientist makes them a "projecting aparatus contraption" for the iPhone mainly using some lenses, so they organize projections on their parties (and then after a projection there's a servant on the side with a large roll of paper and ink and feaher, so the viewer can: like, comment (old style, but with LOLs and OMGs), and then subscribe on a separate paper, and the servant is all courtious - "Merci beaucoup mademoiselle. ...Suivant."). They got really used to it all, and really started to enjoy it, and then all of the sudden out of the blue the iPhone screen displays the low battery screen - so they comment baffled by it: Ian: "...What d' merde c'est this?", Anthony: "Ne sais pas." (some strange mixture of English and French as they start to panic over it), finaly they, somehow, realise that it works on batteries and that they are empty, so they drop to the ground yelling "NOOOOOOO!!!" to the skies - that draws the atention of our timetraveller who is back on the site to look for the lost iPhone in those bushes he was near when he lost it - he tricks them: "Yea' sure, I can fix that, just let me look at it." - and then when they hand him the iPhone he disapears leaving them making faces and wining and stomping the ground and running around realizing he tricked them.

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