User blog:Robertoneas2002/If Cartoons Were Real 2 (My Version)

This is my version of If Cartoons Were Real 2.

Here's the script:

Introduction
In the living room

(Ian and Anthony are watching Fairly OddParents)

Timmy: I've been training to win the big burp-off next week. So I got Cosmo to poof me up some fizzy juice!

Ian: This show is so unrealistic. Nobody would have fairy godparents who have a baby and a dog.

Anthony: How would you know? Does Fairly OddParents suck?

Ian: I don't think so!

Anthony: Whatever, cartoons would still suck if they were realistic.

Happy Tree Friends
In Flippy's room

Anthony: Hello? Is anybody there? (trips on a rock)

(Flippy wakes up then he flips out because tripping on a rock reminds him of war)

Ian: Um.. turn around (Anthony turns around)

Both (Anthony and Ian): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

(Fliqpy smashes Anthony and Ian and they strangle each other until they die, then the narrator says SHANK'D!)

Text: R.I.P. Anthony Padilla (1987-2015) and his best friend Ian Hecox (1987-2015), Murdrered by Flippy.

Battle for Dream Island
Announcer the Speaker Box: We have new contestants.

Book: Who are the new contestants?

Puffball: (sings in an autotuned voice) Yeah, who I wanna know? Yeah, who I wanna know? Yeah, who I wanna know? Yeah, who I wanna know? Yeah, who I wanna know? Yeah, who I wanna know? Yeah, who I wanna know? Yeah, who I wanna know? Yeah, who I wanna know? Yeah, who I wanna know? Yeah, who I wanna know? Yeah, who I wanna know? Yeah, who I wanna knooooooow?

Announcer the Speaker Box: The new contestants are Anthony and Ian from the Smosh duo.

Anthony: Hi, I'm Anthony.

Ian: And I'm Ian. We're known as Smosh on YouTube.

Puffball: Nice to meet you. I'm Puffball, and we need yoyleberries for yoylestew.

Anthony: Nice to meet you, Puffball.

Ian: The nearest yoyleberries are in Yoyleland! Which is 2,763 miles away!

Anthony: I hope there's some yoylecheddar in Yoyleland! It'll take months of walking.

Book: But only DAYS of FLYING.

Anthony: Flying!? But nobody here can fly!

(Puffball appears growing behind Anthony, angry)

Anthony: AAH! Why did you get angry increasing in size behind me, Puffball?

Puffball: Because you said that nodody can fly, but I can fly!

Both (Anthony and Ian): Oh no! Not again! (the two run away) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

(Puffball stomps Anthony and Ian and they die, then the narrator says DOUBLE SHANK'D!)

Text: R.I.P. Anthony Padilla (1987-2015) and his best friend Ian Hecox (1987-2015), Stomped by Puffball.

Johnny Test
Johnny Test: Hi, I'm Johnny Test. Welcome to my sho-

(Seth Green punches Johnny Test)

Seth Green: Take that for ripping off Dexter's Laboratory!

Pac-Man and the Ghostly Adventures
Ian: Oh no, Anthony! The bridge! It's closed!

Anthony: Which way should we go? Mmm... Pacopolis sounds lovely!

(They choose the right path, then they enter Pacopolis from Pac-Man and the Ghostly Adventures.)

Ian: Here we are!

(The two get out of the car, meeting Pac-Man)

Anthony: Well, well, well. If isn't Pac-Man.

Pac-Man: Anthony, Ian! I know what you did!

Anthony: (shy) What did we do? We did nothing bad!

Pac-Man: You... KILLED MY PARENTS!!

Both (Anthony and Ian): AAAAAAAAAAAAA-

(Pac-Man strangles Anthony and Ian and they die, then the narrator says TRIPLE SHANK'D!)

Anthony: Oh no! We got triple shanked!

Ian: How have we killed Pacster's parents?

Anthony: I don't know!

Ian: This thing is so freaking funny!

Anthony: Yeah! Shanks for the laugh!

(They both laugh until they died for laughing)

Text: R.I.P. Anthony Padilla (1987-2015) and his best friend Ian Hecox (1987-2015), Strangled by Pac-Man.

Ending
Ian: Yeah! I guess cartoons would still suck if they were realistic.

Anthony: Yeah, I know. (looks at someone blonde thinking it's a girl) Ohhh sweet dude, (bumps Ian using his elbow) check it out.

Ian: (looks at the same person that is blonde and thought the same way of the person as Anthony) Another daaamn girl!

(Ian and Anthony stand up)

Ian (a.k.a. Like Guy #1): Like!

Anthony (a.k.a. Like Guy #2): Like!

Like guy #3: Like!

Ian, Anthony, and four other like guys: (stare at the blonde person) Like, like, like like like like like like like!

Blonde person: (looks at the guys) What the f**k are you looking at?!

The like guys: (realizes the blonde person is Johnny Test) Unlike, unlike, unlike, unlike, unlike! (run away from the blonde person)

Fabian: (slides over to the blonde person) Like. (He kisses the blonde person on the nose.)

Blonde person: ....Ew.

To See More and Thanks for Subscribing
Ian: If you wanna see behind the scenes footage and bloopers like this lovely clip, click the video on the left. To see the other If...Were Real videos, click the video on the right. To see a preview of Pac-Man and the Ghostly Adventures, click the video on the bottom.

Anthony: Click the subscribe button if you're not an idiot!

Pac-Man: Can I subscribe?

Anthony: No! Just kidding! You can *punch* AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

Pac-Man: So sorry!

Shut Up! Opening
"Oh great! We have nightmares with cartoons again! SHUT UP!"