Mighty Smoshin POWER RANGERS/Script

(Opens to the mailman happily walking up with a two packages to the Smosh residence, approaching to the door, repeatedly knocking the door, until Anthony and Ian answer it.)

Mailman

Happy Halloween! I've got a couple of packages here

(Anthony and Ian take one off his hands)

Ian

All right! On the count of three, will open ours at the same time. Ready?

''' Ian and Anthony '''

One, Two, Three!

(opening them up to see red ranger costumes.)

'''<font face=Courier New>Ian and Anthony <p style="text-align:center;"><font face=Courier New>RED RANGER!

<font face=Courier New>(Excited, then discouraged) (Not with Anthony)

Ian: <font face=Courier New>Dude, the red rangers my favorite ranger.

<font face=Courier New>Anthony: He's EVERYONE's favorite ranger (Mailman wanting in on this).

<font face=Courier New>Mailman: Hey fellas, can I be the pink ranger?

<font face=Courier New>Anthony and Ian:(replying angered) NO! (Slamming the door, then slide to an old man's residence with bags) Trick or Treat (Old man looks confused)

<font face=Courier New>Ian: That means give us candy.

<font face=Courier New>Old Man: I've got something for ya. (Takes out a tape of wrappers and slams them into Anthony's bag) Go F**K yourselves. (Angrily slams the door, then slides to the two walking)

<font face=Courier New>Anthony: That guy was a dick!

<font face=Courier New>Ian: I know, plus he thinks that condoms are candy. (Anthony at the same time, tries to eat one, till he spits it out) What kind of idiot thinks that condoms are candy? Ya know?

<font face=Courier New>Anthony: Yeah its- (They spot Brad stealing a kid's candy basket)

<font face=Courier New>Brad: Stop it! It's mine!

<font face=Courier New>Kid: No it's mine! (Brad struggles it away from him)

<font face=Courier New>Brad: No, it's my candy!

<font face=Courier New>Ian: Get away from that kid!

<font face=Courier New>Brad: Screw off, cheese farts! (Kid runs away crying)

<font face=Courier New>Anthony: Somebody's gotta teach this guy a lesson!

<font face=Courier New>Ian: Right! (Along with Anthony) It's morphin' Time! (Original morphing sequence)

<font face=Courier New>Anthony: Tyrannosaurus!(Cut to Ian)

<font face=Courier New>Ian: Tyrannosaurus...Two?(Fully morphed with sparks in front of them) Prepare for a knuckle sandwich!

<font face=Courier New>Anthony: Yeah (They run up to Brad, then punched his gut, but fell pain)

<font face=Courier New>Brad: Good thing I always wear (lifting up his shirt to show what he has underneath his shirt) my medieval body armor (Knocks on it three times) BITCHES! (Mailman spots him)

<font face=Courier New>Mailman: Hey, not so fast! (Brad spots him) It's morphing time! (Original sequence again) Pteradactyl!(Fully Morphed) You won't mess with my friends and get away with it!

<font face=Courier New>Brad: Did you see what happened to your girly friends? I'm impervious to your fists!

<font face=Courier New>Mailman: Yeah, but what about (pulls up a gun) bullets? (Shoots him three times, Anthony and Ian take off their helmets)

<font face=Courier New>Anthony: Dude, is he dead? (Mailman walks away, then Ian checks Brad's body)

<font face=Courier New>Ian: There's only one thing we can do now. (Scene goes black then appear's in the living room of Ian's mother)

<font face=Courier New>Ian's mother: Ian? (She walks up to a couch with a covered blanket) Ian. Ian. (flips the blanket to reveal Brad's body with a bloody nose; she screams loudly)

<font face=Courier New>Narrative voice: DEAD GUY SCARING IAN'S MOM!

<font face=Courier New>(The End)  Mailman's Aftermath 

(The mailman, still in the Pink Ranger costume, casually drives in his van. The police pass by, prompting the mailman to briefly duck his head before resuming his driving. He turns, but a car charges at him, full speed ahead.)

Mailman: Aaahhh!

(The Mailman's vehicle crashes into the other car, presumably killing him. It is shown again in slow motion.) man's Aftermath)